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.... Som Nigerians think everybdy will start Basic 1 at age 10 write waec 4 time Write jamb 6 times Get 2 extra yrs in d uni Do nysc for 2yrs B4 making somtin out of their life... Not evrybdy is dat dull nigga..believe it #Eco99#
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.... You will be surprised Wen you find out she actually was nt joking.. That how....the other a player took a shot and it hit d bar .. One of them slay mamas shouted penalty Cuz her bae was supporting d team #Eco99#
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.... What is paining me is that the hips is still suffering Legbaism even after the photoshop #Eco99#
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... Im not surprised... Messi's height is affecting the brain of his fans... The law of attraction might explain this... #Eco99#
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... Lemme translate this hidden msg for y'all (Whoever will marry me)Pls i need a man (...you will bless God daily)I dont mind if u ar broke i will happily pay the bills (A cornerstone, her spirit undefeated...) Im good in the other room) (My kids will call me blessed)...My womb is still intact #Eco99#
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... Ya Hes the minister of information indeed He is informing you that he does not hav sense #Eco99#
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... Hahaha She said"lord walk with me" Girl the only thing that can comfortably walk with you is the spirit incubus #Eco99#
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.... If he were actually a Prince and he credited her account with living water...would you hav still shared his name so that we can know hes one of the good guys? ....No You heard Ghana and NEPA seize light inside your Brain Ordinary Ghana Antelope #Eco99#
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.... With dat boobs dat is smaller than #50 eggroll in mile 1 And that backside ,that is thinner than LG’s new OLED W7 flat tv... Some niggas probably made a bet and d loser must date one ugly black girl for a season This nigga lost to dat bet and had to date her Mtchewwww #Eco99#
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... In one country i know... This man will b kidnapped till the citizens hav "2,000 megawatts of electricity that nobody is taking" #Eco99#
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... Stupid husband Instead of the husband to sit him down over a glass of chilled beer and ask him for help on how to satisfy his wife.... People just like to blame others for their mischief If you catch your wife cheating....the only prick worth cutting off is yours because it was incompetent and couldn't get the job done #Eco99#
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... So let me get dis straight... Michael told you he Will take you abroad and you drew a V shaped graph for him with your x and y axis You found out its a scam And you continued drawing V shaped graph for him .. I would hav called you a fool but i would b insulting foolish people Pls go n pay the price of your stupidity... Wat a hippophilic deucedly unsightly plebeian #Eco99#
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.... Heaven and hell knows that i rather commit suicide than to watch a nigerian movie. But i guess they are still striving because of majority of their market is saturated with people of low I.Q... roughly 50% + Nigerians cannot cope with the speech speed of the whitemans movie.. Ya their brain is that slow #Eco99#
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.... Truth is you girls aint worth $hit without a man.... Argue with Linda dat got pregnant after forming $hit for years Or With Chimamanda who is forming $hit but is with a husband and kids Bullshit #Eco99#
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... Emmmm Simple instruction you cannot obey "Pls confirm your withdrawals before leaving the counter" you will not listen... Mean the black man is a very interesting human He calls he fellow black nigga But is offended wen a white man calls him the same name His hair naturally dreads and turns gold lik colour but he tags anybody wo decides to keep this natural look criminal... Antelopes... #Eco99# |
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...... Illiterates Everywhere So caring is wat you call frying buns with tails and that will probably cause stomach problems...then you need schooling That its homemade doesnt mean its the best... Now y will you give me poor quality food if you care.. No wonder will hav plenty children with low IQ Their mother was being fed with homemade garbage in the name of love Foolishness call kill even with good intention... Antelope Black Antelope #Eco99#
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...... Every girl wants to think they are sexy... They think its self confidence but its just self denial See how she looks like uncovered #500 bread wey rain beat Incongruent overlapping mass of collagen tissue Eewww Spits ... #Eco99#
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TheKingIsHere:Pls pls pls I am a vegetarian I don't eat anything flesh #Eco99#
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..... This is why the black race will probably remain in the gutters forever.... A better team beat your tactics less mediocre ighalofull team Instead of going to improve and urge ur govt to improve ur football u ar busy hating ... I even read someone saying that assuming Nigeria qualified they would have done better against france... Probably if france eliminates your useless baseless hopes in the group stage of the Wc nxt year then you will hate on france till a better team beats them...and the circle of foolishness continues Mtchewwwww Antelopes.... Black Antelopes.... #Eco99 |
... Really So If given the opportunity Will Remo not join the riff raffs in eating her? #Eco99#
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... Even if im jazzed I will not kneel down to propose to that fallen Olympus I will not. I repeat I will not Honour should only be given to whom honour is due #Eco99#
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.... The family of the deceased should sue the witch doctor for incompetency and claim for damages Satan should withdraw his license The confederated ogboni fraternity should look into the increasing influx of inexperienced vodoo masters into the system to ensure the Otumokpo brand is not dented in order not to affect sales in future In another news... One less criminal/biafran miscreant to worry about #Eco99#
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... An he came to shamelessly share d story on social media Anumpama So your wife is a living Mannequin One day som1 will compliment her bumbum And she will sell it too And go to the shop to get another one.. All this big body small brain people sef Kai #Eco99#
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