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CelebritiesRe: Izaak Theo Adu Flaunts His Chest After Removing Boobs by Eco99(m):
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Please
Im tired of being a Nigerian

I want to transcountry

Where can i get a surgery to become an American
They should cut off all my nigerian parts



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CelebritiesRe: Izaak Theo Adu Flaunts His Chest After Removing Boobs by Eco99(m): 6:09am On Jul 01, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Made Serious Error Trying To Pray For Her Fans (screenshot) by Eco99(m): 9:39pm On Jun 30, 2018
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HealthRe: Ronald, 27-Year-Old Nigerian Man Who Has Never Had An Erection Before. Photo by Eco99(m): 9:29pm On Jun 30, 2018
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Instead of you to use ur time to make money u ar looking 4 erection...

Wearing bend down select and looking for erection

Lazy Youth

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EducationRe: Ahmad Idris Kareka Graduates With 1st Class From Shenyang University Technology by Eco99(m): 6:26pm On Jun 30, 2018
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This op can lie

Hausa man dat studied horticulture ...
Cant you see him carry that huge flower project work

Hausa man
get brain to graduate with first class in computer science in china?

U think china computer science dept is like ur nigerian that the school has only one laptop which the lecturer takes home and the only programming language the student know is fortran

mtchewwww

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CrimeRe: Shocking! Man Beats Up His Sister, Inflicts Injuries On Her With Hot Iron by Eco99(m):
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Well
Wen
I read about a childs hand burnt with iron...he was accused of stealing... So the stealing hand was burnt with iron
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So...if her @ss was burnt ..... Hmmmmmmm

But how can you post someones naked +black+burnt @ss on the internet just to prove you are not joking..

All this girls and their second hand brain sef

And its not even in hd so that we can clearly ascertain the length and breadth of the damage


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CelebritiesRe: Nigerians, Celebrities React To Argentina Exit From World Cup 2018 by Eco99(m):
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This is why the black race will probably remain in the gutters forever....




A better team beat your tactics less team
Instead of going to improve and urge ur govt to improve ur football u ar busy hating ...

I even read someone saying that assuming Nigeria qualified they would have done better against france...

Antelope..

Black Antelope


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SportsRe: God Punished Mohamed Salah With Injury For Breaking His Fast – Islamic Preacher by Eco99(m): 12:58pm On May 31, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: Keep My Dread Or Take It Out, Chika Ike Asked Fans On Instagram, See Reaction. by Eco99(m):
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Imagine?

Kuku wear diff colour of pants and ask us which one will fit you...

If you can't get a boyfriend atleast get a mirror



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CelebritiesRe: Photos: 2baba, Annie Idibia, Timaya, Bovi, Others Storm Still Broke Launch by Eco99(m):
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Wait the name the designer underwear is "still broke"

Wow wow wow

There two very stupid people in this scenerio

The person that named that company

The celebrities that dont care about the sanity of the events they attend

Its not a must to be an entrepreneur.....

Some nigerian entrepreneurs need to stop disgracing the country and rather find a shop in Onitsha and stock plenty of crayfish

You want to beat top players like Calvin Klein by naming your underwear STILL BROKE

Epileptic fowl

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CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actress, Lilian Afegbai Shares Lovely Photos,shades Tonto Dikeh Over H by Eco99(m): 3:51am On May 16, 2018
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I am considering pursuing a career in photography...

What other joy can a man have than getting paid to take this kind of photos

.... And because of your professional insight you get to help them "strike a good pose"...

Well

New slogan for slay mamas reads

"N@ked we came, N@ked we will Remain

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RomanceRe: Woman Confesses : I’ve Been Having Sex With My Dead Husband For 4 Years by Eco99(m): 9:25am On May 14, 2018
Pls continue your happy married life with your dead husband oo

You don't know how many girls would jump into this happily

Do you know what it's like to find a faithful husband nobody can snatch away from you


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Jobs/VacanciesRe: 4 Steps To Getting An Amazing Job As A Graduate With 3rd Class Or Pass Grade by Eco99(m): 5:53pm On May 12, 2018
omocalabar:
I have a fourth class...Op, what re the steps?
Go to alaba and buy original sniper the big size

CelebritiesRe: Meet Hot Female Weather Reporter Trending On Social Media (photos) by Eco99(m): 4:10pm On May 12, 2018
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Wow...

I bet she only knows how to predict hot weather signs


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CelebritiesRe: Man Drags Rats To The Police Station For Eating His Money, Seek Compensation by Eco99(m):
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Well .

The Nigerian police will be happy as this will increase the number of armed criminals successfully arrested and detained this year

UPDATED RECORDS OF ARRESTED ARMED CRIMINALS 2018

Rats: 52

Goats : 34

Cows : 12

Fowls : 29

Human : 1 cripple



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CelebritiesRe: Emeka Okoro: "I Am Tempted To Cheat On My Wife Everyday' by Eco99(m): 2:46pm On May 12, 2018
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Pls oo better stay out of the deliverance side of ministry

If you are Tempted like this

how will you face all those girls that wise man Daniel use to deliver that have power in the eye, power in the bwest, power in the waist, power in the...




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CrimeRe: Robber Caught After Disguising As A Sick Patient At A Hospital In Kaduna. Photos by Eco99(m):
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Amateurs

His escape plan was not as good as his break in plan

Since he used camouflage to enter he should have used the false flag tactics to leave...both tactics always work perfectly in a simple mission.
Or even feint tactics

Amateurs


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CelebritiesRe: Meet Abu Thahir, The Indian Boy That Can 'light Up' Bulbs Just By Touching Them by Eco99(m): 1:52pm On May 12, 2018
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If this happens in Nigeria.. The guy will have a lot of girlfriends... Once they seize power his phone will start beeping a lot...

Girls will be like...
Hey bae are around, my phone battery is down.



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CelebritiesRe: Why Most Female Celebrities Are Single – Actress Yvonne Okoro Explains by Eco99(m): 1:38pm On May 12, 2018
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Speaking on the behalf of all men worldwide...

We don't like marrying female celebs because
We prefer narrow paths

We don't want your four lane with side walk
Thank you





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TV/MoviesRe: Regina Daniels Attacked By Fans After She Asked Them To Vote Her by Eco99(m): 1:27pm On May 12, 2018
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Poor masses always hating on rich popular people since 2000 years ago...


Poor people always forming humility because they cannot afford pride




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PoliticsRe: 15 Photos Of Young World Leaders Before They Attained Godlike Status by Eco99(m):
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I cannot decipher neither can i comprehend why this op vitiated this awing post by including that clueless saxicolous Nigerian president,buhari

The only God-like status Buhar attained is the that of the Greek god Koalemos(The god of stupidity)

Looking like all those hardened criminals in kirikiri prison

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CelebritiesRe: Actress, Rosy Meurer Vows To Buy Herself A Private Jet Soon (photos) by Eco99(m):
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Well...
If you ask me..
Being very good those days in incomplete sentence exercises..i think she meant

Its high time I get me my own jet,wait for it

My P...... gets me what I want....ALWAYS




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CrimeRe: Kogi Worker About To Commit Suicide: Rescued... (pictures) by Eco99(m):
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Fear village people ...

But DAT native doctor is wicked o
He has tied the guys destiny to an iroko tree
...the guy can never be successful in anything even in committing suicide.... This is wat we call stronghold


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PetsRe: Villagers In Shock As Cow Gives Birth To Two-legged Calf In Kenya (See Photo) by Eco99(m):
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CelebritiesRe: Tekno Ignores Danfo Driver, Set To Release Video Of "JOGODO" - Fans React by Eco99(m):
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There is nothing intellectual in both the original and the copied song....

Both of them are bullcrap that will only sell in intellectually handicapped countries like Nigeria...

Intellectual copyright infringement.... ni
More like moronic copyright infringement



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CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi Celebrates His Mother On Her Birthday (Photos) by Eco99(m):
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Well...

At least we now know where you got your hose of a nose from...

No problem...

Since making money is the criteria here i agree with you.

Wat can I say...

Dino melaye was trained wela too

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CelebritiesRe: 6 Nollywood Actresses Still Slaying @40 - (meme Collection) by Eco99(m):
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That's because they use a skin toner called "Money"

Even Abrahams wife was very "lovely to look upon" @ 80+

That's why I advice young girls to never marry any man less than a millionaire.

But wen pheromones kick in begin to hear
Oh

He's going somewhere
He's going somewhere

Is he lost?
Why d heck hasn't he gotten there

He's going somewhere


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CrimeRe: Man Attacks Pastor With Plank After His Wife Reported Him For Cheating. Photos by Eco99(m): 8:36am On Apr 28, 2018
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Pastors really try hard for their poor members

If i was a pastor
I would have referred them to a marriage counselor

After dropping #20 on the offering bowl you want me to come and settle all your life problems for you

Waka

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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Reacts To Buhari Intention To Contest For A Second Term (pics) by Eco99(m): 2:32pm On Apr 09, 2018
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First of all

Unlike when other presidents like Trump post on Twitter.. We know you did not post this yourself because im sure you can't spell announced.

Secondly while thunder is firing the person that helped you post it... It's like you forgot that the persons that gave you a warm welcome in lagos were paid...u forgot you are using Twitter

May a Virgin thunder strike you next time you say or post something like this again


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CelebritiesRe: "Olosho Will You Keep Quiet"- Twitter User Call Out Actress Juliet Ibrahim by Eco99(m):
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I booked space,
Then I sat comfortably to comment
Only to find out that he cannot even spell Romantic sad

Well ignoring that

He's right

Mere looking at her, she would be wasting her talent doing any other thing

Don't let it worry you too much

Some girls are vessels of gold while some are vessels of silver but many are just vessels of spermatozoa



Eco99

CrimeRe: Lady Burns Her Granddaughter’s Hands Over Noddles In Edo (photos) by Eco99(m): 10:56am On Mar 30, 2018
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