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I dont blame them ooo...

no money for chicken and goat blood for the gods now ... na lizard blood they go de manage for now till further notice

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Contact Mahmood on Fiverr for your rigging deals.

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I am nonplussed that a country as diverse and Brobdingnagian as Nigeria is infested with a rancorously antediluvian mindset that is perniciously intransigent, and you wonder why Africa is so poor, with all its natural resources.

What a frightfully primitive ninny, a wickedly salacious troglodyte, a repugnant cretin, and a subliterate witless simpleton.

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story story ....

na for who no de informed ....

las las

na mental hospital or to commit suicide ...

i trust my niggas na .... they will not be your somebody's son


Incase you are not updated .... niggas has reduced the "potential wife material" age to 22 because of the current state of madness every where

beta start shopping for sperm

can you imagine 52yrs ancient mama wey i sure sa Abuja runs guys go don de reject ... saying rubbish on air

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Sorry to the poor masses ....

Wats their business ? ....

Soludo is probably hangover from celebrating that his club made it to champions league yesterday (he will read d news later nxt week)
... election is don and dusted ..
most importantly is time to recover all the #2000 ... in multiple fold ... YOU THINK UR WISE

Obiano is abroad enjoying his looting

Peter Obi is in Abuja looking for president position

All the previous gorvenor aspirants have gone back to their house ... gathering another #2000 to promise Job and security during d nxt election in 4years
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Una try sef ....

Marriage now suppose be like football ....

after wedding i go first giv u 30 days trial .... if u do well then i will sign you for 3 years with release clause ...

after 3 years if you are no longer serious you leave on free transfer ....

i cannot come am kill myself on sombori dat is not a virgin

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Wait wait wait

Why will dat midnight newspaper that we can't even tell whether its Punch or Vanguard

think that this Tall dark and handsome guy was in genuine love with her ....

I mean its absurd ..

Its jst like Ned Nwoko thinking that " _____ " married him for love ...


If you have money and you are ugly or old,
use your money to buy your fantasy,and jst leave it there and don't push it.

Becuz wetin dem no tell u be say

Cinderella de only kiss frog wey go turn to Prince

And Prince charming de only rescue Rapunzel wey get magical hair.


If you knw u are are nt Rapunzel ..den manage Prince Harm-ing

And if you're nt a Prince

then manage Sindel-hell-a

See eeh ... everybdy should try and have sense in this country oo

I'm not in the mood again oo.


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Op. Point of correction

This is lie-on not lion



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This why advanced countries got to where they are..

So much effort,research and brilliance are put into whatever they want to do.

I trust Nollywood directors na ..

They jst need self contain apartment

and a drone view of lagos traffic to make any movie they want.

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He should be castrated ASAP.

and his genitals should be used to further studies on penile circumference.

What a one dimensional lmbecile


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kai

you see this -- homeless car owner -- thing will not work in Nigeria

you will jst sleep one day in ur car and wake up the nxt morning on top of your spare tyre ....

If only our polithievians will give us at least steady 24hrs power....

productivity will increase and cost will reduce

check the developing African nation right now ... Ghana , South Africa

they started with stable power supply


# Eco99

EmptyGarden:
Apologise my foot! That journalist was out of line. As a matter of fact, he owes FFK an apology... Well, on a much lighter note, I wouldn't say that didn't cross my mind too... I mean an all expense paid trip with benefits.

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You are a conglomeration of putrid stupidity

Nonsense

Anyway this country will probably not go anyway
Because it is made up of 3 seriously cursed tribes

Yoruba people will lie on the floor and roll to greet you all because you are elderly even if you are killing them and stealing their future

Just be a little bit aged thats all

Igbo will rally for change until they reach were they see bundle of money ... then they will sell each other

Hausa ... will vote for any thing that stands for election frm northern region .... anything once they put on that their radio on their ear.


Nonsense

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Her village people finally caught up with her



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Though it is unacceptable for a dominarum to be found appearing anti pulchritudo,

One must avoid unnecessary aggrandizement

And balance the daintiness of your douce mien

With your level of pecunia and modal ambiente

If not you will be stupefied and deplorably crestfallen

By the rutundus result of your denouement

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Just look at the preposterously cretinous reptiles

Recruited to protect citizens

Bunch of indescribably subliterate neanderthals

Group of Monstrously incompetent plebeians

Sybaritic nonintuitive Demented Ninny

Unconscionably blighted Syphilitic primitive maniacal peons

Secondly the idiot civilian that congratulated them and said they will outgrow it on Twitter

should be used to test corona virus drugs

His male children should be castrated and his female children womb removed

to avoid further spread of his genes

Nonsense

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Kai kai.

Hmmmm

No no no

Lemme leave it

Som1 nearly committed suicide becuz of my post last yr

I don't want a repeat of that

#Eco99

heendrix:
Ur picture below makes me remember Eco99 it's been 3 months he last login now I hope he's Alive

Haha ...don't worry
Im back

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My guess is this her pregnancy...

most women start exhibiting abnormal behaviour and cravings during pregnancy

Thats how my friends wife got pregnant and

started using chewing stick to brush instead of toothbrush ooo

she said toothbrush was shocking her teeth

Ha

The worst is the FOOD mongers type

With weird combinations like garri and salad

and they ar usually wives of poor men



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We need more testing
you can't be discharging in 3s,4s & 5s --- while new cases are in 30s,40s, & 50s

Get more testing equipments get 10s of thousands tested per day with the donations the country has received so far

What a lamentably bloody corrupt govt.

a salacious conglomerate of intellectual constipation.

bunch of chronically flatulent confoundedly reprehensible swines

Catatonic acrimonious mass of dastardly decrepit nostril-offending buggering buttock rimming bandits

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The level of rapscallion and acute analphabète coupled with poor ducis
is the reason Melinda Gates rightly said dead bodies will drop in Africa

And except some unknown forces act

this king of monster called Covid19 is not ready to leave Nigeria infact Africa until a cure is found by the white man ....

Only 3 African countries have the intellectual and professional competency with minimal corruption to eliminate the virus without cure through testing and isolation ,

1. Egypt
2. SouthAfrica
3. Ghana

Useless bunch of incalculably bantering loafers

bunch of backward buttock-rimming boorish blighted black Bastards

bunch of ineffably gaudy congenitally clueless sub-literate acrid smog of oppressively caustic oral effluvium


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The idiot should be charged for attempted murder and sentenced to death by burning ...

But let his brain be preserved as physical sample of what stupidity looks like.

What a frightfully petty rapscallion
an indescribably insufferable ignoramus
a catatonic mattress-soiling putrid waste of carnes



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This is the level of stultitia and coma-inducing dullness of most Nigerian govt heads who got their officium by tribalism and caecus nepotism ...........

Gaint of Africa - my bleached left butt*cks

I spit on your Graves

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It is repugnant and grossly exasperating that

most iuvenis feminae due to lack of arbitrantes

go under the knife to improve their oculorum

just to impress their parium suorum

which is just ipsum crassa.

What a precociously unsightly nincompoop

a masturbatory nose-picking mass of loathsome repulsiveness

a catatonic irredeemably narcissistic lecher


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This one that the poor innocent young girl has already learnt how to keep mouth like female orangutan calling for male partners during heat period...

She will definitely be impregnated by an upcoming musician before 18 ...

marry a divorced football player @ 25 ...

divorce him after 3 yrs of marriage

and preach feminism for the rest of her life..





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When two inferus mammalibus decides to display acute serendipity in a glomerati of faceless cyber-locus because of carentiam cerebrum,i lose amino in our future liberi who will be the then ducibus of cras in a perversely corrupted oeconomia.


What a bunch of egregiously debauched feeble-minded derelicts

a bunch of piteously lecherous coccydynia

A fecal sock-sucking chromosome-deficient test tube experiments



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Actually most new clothes contain chemicals that are cancerous of which the first wash after purchase may not remove except with some kinds of treatment....

So Madam Rich Fool while piling up cancer for yourself ...the person you give out the clothes after one use has the best hygienic format of the clothe...


What an Adamantly Preposterously bleached Antelope

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Well

If i eventually make use of this means of transportation...

wen i arrive at my destination based on the principle of risk and reward im sure its the driver that will pay me.




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So after opening your legs left... right...nd center...

You are saying you were "hurt and abused"

Ohhh ...

Ok ok

Now i get it...

Sorry i thought you meant hurt and abused by men ... Ok
You meant hurt with eehhhh ....OK ok

Continue
Continue



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