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All these scammers sha.. Na wa for una oo |
bennyraz: [size=18pt]kai.. Thank God jare... Torres bench will now have seat beltRoflmao |
This is an old story nah.. Make una leave the poor lady alone, na wa for una oo |
Mine is in reverse order 5,4,3,2,1. However, I strongly disagree with the theory because sex is definitely not my no 1 priority. |
A nice work bro. Keep it up. So proud of you. |
bolaige: thanks vry much ecolimeYou are welcome |
shollynoob: @NISP, JTPS, SPDC or where ?NISP |
bolaige: Please what's the cost of GHSE and level 3 HSE..want to go 4 it by january..thanksGHSE is 35,500 while Level 3 is 15,500. |
Today is 30th... Lmao |
This op needs to be banned. I don't know why you keep on spamming the whole thread with your scam employment offers. Please go and find a job or learn a trade. SCAMMER. |
boladonas: I have heard these lazy lines severally in my working life. Employees today will become employers tomorrow and the work ethics u imbibe now will stay with you.SMH for people like you. |
gratiaeo: He's not president but his level of corruption is presidentialLmao |
IBB... However, if Tinubu were to be a former president, I am pretty sure he's gonna be the record holder. I wouldn't be suprised if the guy is wealthier than Dangote. |
Why all these spiteful comments? ![]() |
Get yourself a decent job. SCAMMER |
gsalvatore: i studied food science and technology.so u really mean i will have to tidy GHSE which equivalent in amount to HSE1,2,3 combined and level 3. na wa ooo. thanks broNa so we see am oo but it's really worth it. You are welcome bro, stay safe. |
You are sick.. Lmao |
gsalvatore: I intend doing it with SPDC,heard theirs is more rigorous than NISP.but I think I will go with NISP becos of my location. Do u have an idea whether GHSE and SHE 1,2,3 are equivalent?They are not equivalent. I did mine at NISP. If you are a graduate with science or engineering background, you don't need to do 1 and 2 because your degree cover-up for them. All you have to do is GHSE and level 3. However if you are from a totally different field, you will have to do level 2, GHSE and then level 3 which is the peak. |
You are right bro. Nairaland is quite addictive. |
gsalvatore: i have been following this thread on HSE and i really find it very educative, though i have done a little homework on this HSE thing -online, i found out that GHSE and HSE Level 1,2,3 both are almost at same amount. My confusion here is, are they the same thing? can GHSE go for HSE level 1,2,3.Which one is better? Am a graduate of Food Science and Technology,i really need to know the one to go for. i have been thinking of a career change into the oil sector by next year. i really need to know cos i want to start with HSE Courses.Where do you intend doing it? NISP? |
Eneze1: congrats to her |
johnwizey: Congrats.....bt my babe fyn pass herNigerians and Bad-belle.. Smh |
Na wash jooorr. We aint that gullible linda Ikeja. |
ba7man: If its means of propulsion is truely a wind turbine attached to its rear, it really is innovative and he should be encouraged. Its more of an idea that buying foreign engines,automobile body parts and assembling it. |
laykhorn: All of you here have no idea how that thing works.. It doesnt use fuel, but a rotor that works like that of a mill, or turbine. All it needs is AIR. I once had the opportunity to meet the guy who did it. Although it was made with aluminium, it might look crap but its truly a talent to be harnessed.. The Govt. nd to start watching this things like oda GovtsThat's really brilliant if this is truly the case. |
I saw this car for the first time yesterday when it passed shoprite, Ikeja and I was so |
Companionship |
Who's the Boss? ? When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, " I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, " We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit! Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do! |
Don't try this at home! ? Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as Hot as I am?' . . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!" |
Lol |
A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market. Old cock to Young cock: "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity. Young cock: What you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired. Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some? Young cock: No! Not even one, all of them will be mine. Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have all. Young cock: OK. What kind of competition? Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters. Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning. Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off & when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might. Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds. Suddenly, Bang.....! Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, .. ...Farmer says: "Hell!!!! This is the fifth GAY cock I've bought this week." |
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