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Career › Re: Graduate Tranee Job by ecolime(m): 3:44pm On Jan 07, 2013
All these scammers sha.. Na wa for una oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FA Cup: Southampton Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On 5th January 2013 by ecolime(m): 7:54pm On Jan 05, 2013
bennyraz: [size=18pt]kai.. Thank God jare... Torres bench will now have seat belt grin grin grin grin grin[/size]
Roflmao
Entertainment › Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by ecolime(m): 6:25pm On Jan 04, 2013
This is an old story nah.. Make una leave the poor lady alone, na wa for una oo
Nairaland General › Re: Are You Ready For 2013? Take This Quick Test To Find Out! by ecolime(m): 3:10pm On Jan 03, 2013
Mine is in reverse order 5,4,3,2,1.
However, I strongly disagree with the theory because sex is definitely not my no 1 priority.
Programming › Re: [C++ Open Source] Relax! ( File Management Tool) by ecolime(m): 6:15am On Jan 03, 2013
A nice work bro. Keep it up. So proud of you.
Career › Re: Any HSE Professionals In The House? by ecolime(m): 8:34am On Dec 31, 2012
bolaige: thanks vry much ecolime
You are welcome
Career › Re: Any HSE Professionals In The House? by ecolime(m): 9:32pm On Dec 30, 2012
shollynoob: @NISP, JTPS, SPDC or where ?
NISP
Career › Re: Any HSE Professionals In The House? by ecolime(m): 3:34pm On Dec 30, 2012
bolaige: Please what's the cost of GHSE and level 3 HSE..want to go 4 it by january..thanks
GHSE is 35,500 while Level 3 is 15,500.
Science/Technology › Re: Prepare For Three Days Of Darkness From 23-25th December by ecolime(m): 7:57am On Dec 30, 2012
Today is 30th... Lmao
Career › Re: Miller Construction Company United Kingdom by ecolime(m): 10:42pm On Dec 25, 2012
This op needs to be banned. I don't know why you keep on spamming the whole thread with your scam employment offers. Please go and find a job or learn a trade. SCAMMER.
Career › Re: Worst 2012 Employers, Share Your Experience by ecolime(m): 6:30pm On Dec 23, 2012
boladonas: I have heard these lazy lines severally in my working life. Employees today will become employers tomorrow and the work ethics u imbibe now will stay with you.

Working Late: It is correct for the employer to work late make money and come and distribute it to staff.......but it is wrong when the employee does work late.

Biggest and Best House: He worked his way to the top as evidenced by you, working with him for one night.

Stupendously Rich: He managed N1.5k several nights for him to save money and become wealthy and that is the same principles he is trying to teach our wasteful generation.

You have a good boss, My former boss would never give u a dime at that time and would never mention it. Today, he made me a good thinker!!!
SMH for people like you.
Politics › Re: Who Is The Most Corrupt President In Nigeria So Far? by ecolime(m): 4:07pm On Dec 22, 2012
gratiaeo: He's not president but his level of corruption is presidential
Lmao
Politics › Re: Who Is The Most Corrupt President In Nigeria So Far? by ecolime(m): 3:49pm On Dec 22, 2012
IBB...

However, if Tinubu were to be a former president, I am pretty sure he's gonna be the record holder. I wouldn't be suprised if the guy is wealthier than Dangote.
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Davido And His Father by ecolime(m): 3:11pm On Dec 22, 2012
Why all these spiteful comments? huh
Career › Re: Job Placement In Britain With Rigzone Oil And Gas Company by ecolime(m): 10:01am On Dec 22, 2012
Get yourself a decent job. SCAMMER
Career › Re: Any HSE Professionals In The House? by ecolime(m): 7:50am On Dec 22, 2012
gsalvatore: i studied food science and technology.so u really mean i will have to tidy GHSE which equivalent in amount to HSE1,2,3 combined and level 3. na wa ooo. thanks bro
Na so we see am oo but it's really worth it. You are welcome bro, stay safe.
Jokes Etc › Re: the intestines. . . ..BG by ecolime(m): 10:22pm On Dec 18, 2012
You are sick.. Lmao
Career › Re: Any HSE Professionals In The House? by ecolime(m): 7:57am On Dec 16, 2012
gsalvatore: I intend doing it with SPDC,heard theirs is more rigorous than NISP.but I think I will go with NISP becos of my location. Do u have an idea whether GHSE and SHE 1,2,3 are equivalent?
They are not equivalent. I did mine at NISP. If you are a graduate with science or engineering background, you don't need to do 1 and 2 because your degree cover-up for them. All you have to do is GHSE and level 3. However if you are from a totally different field, you will have to do level 2, GHSE and then level 3 which is the peak.
Career › Re: Refocus your Career: How To Kick Out Nairaland Addiction by ecolime(m): 9:11am On Dec 15, 2012
You are right bro. Nairaland is quite addictive.
Career › Re: Any HSE Professionals In The House? by ecolime(m): 9:41pm On Dec 13, 2012
gsalvatore: i have been following this thread on HSE and i really find it very educative, though i have done a little homework on this HSE thing -online, i found out that GHSE and HSE Level 1,2,3 both are almost at same amount. My confusion here is, are they the same thing? can GHSE go for HSE level 1,2,3.Which one is better? Am a graduate of Food Science and Technology,i really need to know the one to go for. i have been thinking of a career change into the oil sector by next year. i really need to know cos i want to start with HSE Courses.

brainwave and diehard u guys are couple of men each.
Where do you intend doing it? NISP?
Fashion › Re: Nigeria Won World Miss University Africa Title In Seoul Korea by ecolime(m): 4:01pm On Dec 13, 2012
Eneze1: congrats to her
Fashion › Re: Nigeria Won World Miss University Africa Title In Seoul Korea by ecolime(m): 4:00pm On Dec 13, 2012
johnwizey: Congrats.....bt my babe fyn pass her
Nigerians and Bad-belle.. Smh
NYSC › Re: Pastor Tunde Bakare's son & NYSC commandant trade slaps in NYSC Ondo camp by ecolime(m): 9:36am On Dec 13, 2012
Na wash jooorr. We aint that gullible linda Ikeja.
Car Talk › Re: Picture Of Another Nigerian Made Car by ecolime(m): 6:50am On Dec 13, 2012
ba7man: If its means of propulsion is truely a wind turbine attached to its rear, it really is innovative and he should be encouraged. Its more of an idea that buying foreign engines,automobile body parts and assembling it.
Car Talk › Re: Picture Of Another Nigerian Made Car by ecolime(m): 6:47am On Dec 13, 2012
laykhorn: All of you here have no idea how that thing works.. It doesnt use fuel, but a rotor that works like that of a mill, or turbine. All it needs is AIR. I once had the opportunity to meet the guy who did it. Although it was made with aluminium, it might look crap but its truly a talent to be harnessed.. The Govt. nd to start watching this things like oda Govts
That's really brilliant if this is truly the case.
Car Talk › Re: Picture Of Another Nigerian Made Car by ecolime(m): 1:52am On Dec 13, 2012
I saw this car for the first time yesterday when it passed shoprite, Ikeja and I was so shocked. Peeps were just taking pictures while some crazy policemen were laughing their arses out. The guy really tried. Thumbs up!
Romance › Re: What Is The Most Important Reason For Marriage. by ecolime(m): 10:12am On Dec 01, 2012
Companionship
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh it off series by ecolime(op): 9:52am On Dec 01, 2012
Who's the Boss? ?


When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.

The brain said, " I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, " We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Moral of the story:
You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do!
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh it off series by ecolime(op): 9:46am On Dec 01, 2012
Don't try this at home! ?




Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage.

I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as Hot as I am?' . . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!"
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh it off series by ecolime(op): 3:27pm On Nov 30, 2012
Lol
Jokes Etc › Laugh it off series by ecolime(op):
A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock.

As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock:
"Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.

Young cock: What you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired.

Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some?

Young cock: No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have all.

Young cock: OK. What kind of competition?

Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.

Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off & when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his
might.

Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly, Bang.....!
Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed,
..
...Farmer says:
"Hell!!!!
This is the fifth GAY cock I've bought this week."

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