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Business › Re: Bill Gates Took Getaways With Ann Winblad After Marriage To Melinda by ecomalchemist(m): 6:27am On May 05, 2021
Successful Billy Billy, onye Nku na ala chineke di nso,doings get levels, gates na big boy oooo no doubt..Goodbye ��

Enjoy your money and live lavish.

You constantly been on forbes list on no one can take that away from you.

you've done your part and if you die today, you die a fulfilled man.

It is what it is.
Family › Re: Why Are Guys Not Getting Married? by ecomalchemist(m): 2:24am On May 05, 2021
Go to codedruns.com, you'd find your answer there.

Most of you don't want to work again forgetting that your father cannot even afford a keke but you want the son of man to provide you with a bentley muslanne and private jet.

Anyhow, when you clock 30+ you'd turn to sour milk (e dey happen steady) you'd rather open all the latest apps and advertise your puzzy and paw paw brezzz so you can attract the highest bidder.

Vagina Nation no just serious at all, I cannot kill myself for any woman. If you wan be olosho, goodluck to you.
Events › Re: Groom Falls Under Anointing On His Wedding Day (Video, Photos) by ecomalchemist(m): 2:20am On May 05, 2021
nedekid:
Bros do you have ready made make men order. Some of us no get time to assemble, de mix all these ingridents. But we go pay!!
Nna you de Lagos? Man power is needed. grin
Respond oh, I de serious.
lol bros, e go better make you sabi mix am yourself ooo make you sef be superman.
Travel › Re: Fatal Accident Claim Lives Of Six In Sagamu-benin Expressway by ecomalchemist(m): 10:40pm On May 04, 2021
May thier souls rest in peace.
Crime › Re: Dismissed Soldier Leads Kidnappers, Kills Five-year-old Boy After Collecting N5m by ecomalchemist(m): 10:24pm On May 04, 2021
May the Universe protect everyone doing their best to hustle decently!

This country is the real meaning of Hell where all manner of evils congregate!

The other hell is a child's play compare to this devilish hell called Nigeria.
Business › Re: Nigerians' Shops Remain Shut In Ghana, Five Months After Bilateral Talks by ecomalchemist(m): 10:16pm On May 04, 2021
Na bad leaders dey cause all this nonsens.

Ghana wey thier population no reachagos own.

Inukwa ?!!
Events › Re: Groom Falls Under Anointing On His Wedding Day (Video, Photos) by ecomalchemist(m): 10:10pm On May 04, 2021
Otunba Lamba, you better wake up so that slawomir won't bang your wife for you.

Unam ikot mkpo.


Here's the recipe for the super stallion Mega Man..don't kill your wife please.

With N1,000 Nigerian Naira, you can put an end to your misery.

Go to aboki and buy the following below

Put 1/4 teaspoon of the following:

1. Garlic powder
2. Ginger powder
3. Turmeric powder
4. Black pepper
5. Cayenne pepper

6. 1 teaspoon of Ceylon Cinnamon powder
7. I tablespoon of Apple Cider Vinegar

Mix them in a cup with boiling hot water and leave it to simmer for 10 - 15 minutes

Once it has cooled down

8. Squeeze half lemon in it
9. Add a tablespoon of natural honey

Stir and drink up

It helps not just for your health but total well being but makes you a power horse in the bedroom.

Bless up !!!

Stay off opa eyin, sobotone, ogidiga, tramadol, alomo, kolaq, agbo, wash and set, ale, fire, burantashi ati be be lo and most importantly stop knacking olosho, you are not the son of a carpenter
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Dikko Head Of Small Arms, Weapons Control Agency by ecomalchemist(m): 10:05pm On May 04, 2021
Maybe the DSS is not current with the recent happenings in the country. Because the country is already deep in anarchy and those that caused it are in Aso rock supporting Killer herdsmen, sympathize with Boko Haram, other Jihadists, releasing them without trial while paying huge money to Bandits. Meanwhile, the victims are in IDP camps without plans for compensation. They should have good intelligent network to know all these and be responsive. These kind of threats reduces their capacity
Technology Market › Re: Amazon Basics 26,800mah Powerbank by ecomalchemist(op): 10:04pm On May 04, 2021
Ma lo Kenya, Ma wo Turkey
Technology Market › Re: Get In Here For Your Laptop Powerbank by ecomalchemist(op): 10:04pm On May 04, 2021
Ma lo Kenya, Ma wo Turkey
Technology Market › Re: 40,000mah MEGATRON JOWAY POWERBANK by ecomalchemist(op): 10:03pm On May 04, 2021
Ma lo Kenya, Ma wo Turkey
Sports › Re: Mikel Agu Becomes A Portuguese Citizen (Photo) by ecomalchemist(m): 9:56pm On May 04, 2021
All na hustle
Properties › Re: Landlord Or Landlady, Which Of These Do You Prefer To Rent Their Houses?? by ecomalchemist(m): 4:39pm On May 04, 2021
None, I prefer to build my own house to avoid see finish.
bless up.
Properties › Re: Landlord Or Landlady, Which Of These Do You Prefer To Rent Their Houses?? by ecomalchemist(m): 4:39pm On May 04, 2021
None, I prefer to build my own house to avoid see finish.
bless up.
Politics › Re: Bandits Release One Abducted Kaduna Varsity Student by ecomalchemist(m): 3:51pm On May 04, 2021
big thanks to Jah almighty !
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu: We’re Committed To Building Better, Stronger Future For Lagos by ecomalchemist(m): 3:36pm On May 04, 2021
By killing those innocent you[center][/center]ths at the lekki toll gate abi ? After receiving instructions from your puppet master (the cocaine and heroine addict of Bourdillion)

Weh done sir.


Come 2023 Tinubu will bring his campaign promises and they will just fall for him

Nigerians are fools and their love and greed for money is deadly. This is why they keep falling for this ponzi shit
Car Talk › Re: What Car Will You Suggest For A First Timer. by ecomalchemist(m): 3:21pm On May 04, 2021
T E S L A
Health › Re: Can A Delayed Ejaculation Actually Father A Child? by ecomalchemist(m): 3:10pm On May 04, 2021
With N1,000 Nigerian Naira, you can put an end to your misery.

Go to aboki and buy the following below

Put 1/4 teaspoon of the following:

1. Garlic powder
2. Ginger powder
3. Turmeric powder
4. Black pepper
5. Cayenne pepper

6. 1 teaspoon of Ceylon Cinnamon powder
7. I tablespoon of Apple Cider Vinegar

Mix them in a cup with boiling hot water and leave it to simmer for 10 - 15 minutes

Once it has cooled down

8. Squeeze half lemon in it
9. Add a tablespoon of natural honey

Stir and drink up

It helps not just for your health but total well being but makes you a power horse in the bedroom.

Bless up !!!

Stay off opa eyin, sobotone, ogidiga, tramadol, alomo, kolaq, agbo, wash and set, ale, fire, burantashi ati be be lo and most importantly stop knacking olosho, you are not the son of a carpenter

Check my sig for affordable and durable laptop and phone powerbanks, pay on delivery and nationwide delivery available

https://www.nairaland.com/6531442/40000mah-megatron-joway-powerbank
Romance › Re: The Words "I Love You". Don't Say It If You Don't Mean It. by ecomalchemist(m): 3:08pm On May 04, 2021
Tell them i love you but don't ever mean it, don't fall for that trap.
TV/Movies › Re: Has Laycon Broken The Jinx Of Bbnaija Artists Not "Blowing" With His New Album? by ecomalchemist(m): 3:05pm On May 04, 2021
Special shoutout to his juju man that has been working overtime.

Ogume way.
Car Talk › Re: What Car Will You Suggest For A First Timer. by ecomalchemist(m): 3:03pm On May 04, 2021
Where una dey see money mbok ?


Abeg make una cut soap for me o.

Check my sig for your affordable laptop and phone powerbanks.
Education › Re: A Public Or Private University - Please Which Should I Go For? by ecomalchemist(m): 3:01pm On May 04, 2021
Let me give you a brotherly advice, and I hope you work on it...
First of all I counsel people and I have done that on nairaland for a while... I have met great and good guys...
I dropped a story about my experience teaching in two schools as a corper and would not mind partnering with schools in abuja, but some accused me of looking for teaching job... Never ever mind what people say...
Back to the matter...
As a graduate, teaching and earning 15k, e no bad... But once you have a good (android) phone, go to any car stand of your choice around your area... Listen well, any good car stand and ask to see the manager... Tell him you want to help him market his cars and get good buyers... 90% of car stand managers will sign u on... Tel him you will be paid a small commission after sales...
Pick up your phone, snap as many cars as your phone memory can take, open a dedicated twitter ac, IG ac, Facebook ac, WhatsApp ac, ac etc... Take out time to post this cars, make sure you have the actual prices of this cars... You can add as much as #250k on it... Bring down the negotiations to as low as making #50k if need be just so I can sell. Set your monthly target... I assure you, if you get I client in a month, u make around #100,000k once you start growing, you can get as much as 5-10 client from all over the country and that hits you over #1m for just helping others sell their cars, Note all you invested was your time, energy, phone and data... No big financial capital...
Do not restrict yourself to cars, go for industrial machines as well, caterpillars, mikano gens, any thing, then you look for those big companies that need them and try to call their attention to it or market it to them... You may not sell in 3 months but when you manage to get a client to buy just 1 caterpillars, my brother you will instantly forget that u suffered before...
A friend of mine was marketing a silo for a local wielder, he received a call all the way from kebbi state, the purchase was made in Ilorin, he made #1.8 mil from buyers and #400k from seller... He still got a referral from that deal. Wake up bro...
Within a month or two, come and pay (tite).
I drive uber/bolt in abuja, market cars, sell commodities such as beans, maize, wheat, ginger,onions, name it... In bags and tonnes
And I make nothing less than half a mil monthly...

Affordable megatron 50,000mah powerbanks with 4 output units, type c and normal usb cord. payment on delivery within Lagos and Nationwide dispatch
Technology Market › Re: Amazon Basics 26,800mah Powerbank by ecomalchemist(op): 2:59pm On May 04, 2021
soft
Technology Market › Re: Get In Here For Your Laptop Powerbank by ecomalchemist(op): 2:58pm On May 04, 2021
soft
Technology Market › Re: 40,000mah MEGATRON JOWAY POWERBANK by ecomalchemist(op): 2:58pm On May 04, 2021
soft
Crime › Re: How Can I Purchase Teargas Legally For Self Defence In Nigeria by ecomalchemist(m): 10:42am On May 04, 2021
You can check on Jumia or Konga.
Crime › Re: I Just Snitched On A Bunch Of Drug Dealers by ecomalchemist(m): 10:41am On May 04, 2021
I hope you don't get smoked.

Snitches get stitches !
Crime › Re: Man Caught With Freshly Severed Human Head And Hand In A Bag In Kwara by ecomalchemist(m): 10:38am On May 04, 2021
Ritual purposes
Travel › Re: Relocation From Abuja To Jos City by ecomalchemist(m): 10:36am On May 04, 2021
Let me give you a brotherly advice, and I hope you work on it...
First of all I counsel people and I have done that on nairaland for a while... I have met great and good guys...
I dropped a story about my experience teaching in two schools as a corper and would not mind partnering with schools in abuja, but some accused me of looking for teaching job... Never ever mind what people say...
Back to the matter...
As a graduate, teaching and earning 15k, e no bad... But once you have a good (android) phone, go to any car stand of your choice around your area... Listen well, any good car stand and ask to see the manager... Tell him you want to help him market his cars and get good buyers... 90% of car stand managers will sign u on... Tel him you will be paid a small commission after sales...
Pick up your phone, snap as many cars as your phone memory can take, open a dedicated twitter ac, IG ac, Facebook ac, WhatsApp ac, ac etc... Take out time to post this cars, make sure you have the actual prices of this cars... You can add as much as #250k on it... Bring down the negotiations to as low as making #50k if need be just so I can sell. Set your monthly target... I assure you, if you get I client in a month, u make around #100,000k once you start growing, you can get as much as 5-10 client from all over the country and that hits you over #1m for just helping others sell their cars, Note all you invested was your time, energy, phone and data... No big financial capital...
Do not restrict yourself to cars, go for industrial machines as well, caterpillars, mikano gens, any thing, then you look for those big companies that need them and try to call their attention to it or market it to them... You may not sell in 3 months but when you manage to get a client to buy just 1 caterpillars, my brother you will instantly forget that u suffered before...
A friend of mine was marketing a silo for a local wielder, he received a call all the way from kebbi state, the purchase was made in Ilorin, he made #1.8 mil from buyers and #400k from seller... He still got a referral from that deal. Wake up bro...
Within a month or two, come and pay (tite).
I drive uber/bolt in abuja, market cars, sell commodities such as beans, maize, wheat, ginger,onions, name it... In bags and tonnes
And I make nothing less than half a mil monthly...

Affordable megatron 50,000mah powerbanks with 4 output units, type c and normal usb cord. payment on delivery within Lagos and Nationwide dispatch
Health › Re: Nigerians Force Hospital Staff To Accept Injured Man They Rejected. by ecomalchemist(m): 10:16am On May 04, 2021
This foolish practice of not attending to emergency cases needs to come to an abrupt end.

Someone is critically injured, the first point of call should be first aid atleast before doing any other thing else.

Look how they are lackadaisical towards saving someone's life.

Useless lots !

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