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Sports › Re: CAF President, Ahmad Ahmad Tests Positive For COVID-19 by ecomalchemist(m): 6:08pm On Oct 30, 2020
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Science/Technology › Re: Mutant Four-Legged Hen Seen In China With Two Limbs Protruding From Its Bum (Pix by ecomalchemist(m): 6:08pm On Oct 30, 2020
Oporrrr, its plenty.
Politics › Re: Curfew Now 10pm To 6am In Lagos - State Government by ecomalchemist(m): 5:52pm On Oct 30, 2020
Can y'all stop with the clownery already.

Fix Unemployment

Work on bad roads

Scratch SARS

Prosecute LASTMA officials that collect bribe

Get rid of agberos

Are we even asking for too much ?

This country na wa o.....


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Politics › Re: Army Finally Grants Lagos Panel Of Inquiry Access Into The Hospital by ecomalchemist(m): 5:48pm On Oct 30, 2020
After they must have cleared up evidence, who is fooling who ?

Useless government, foolish military, herd citizens.


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Politics › Re: Wike To Pay N20m To Families Of Policemen & Soldiers Killed By IPOB by ecomalchemist(m):
Rubbish, after they most have extorted and killed innocent Nigerians.


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Business › Re: I Need Business Ideas I Have 10M To Invest by ecomalchemist(m): 3:55pm On Oct 30, 2020
Overtime a lot of Nairalanders have been asking for business ideas and i thought to put this down after brainstorming for 20 minutes.

Remember that the goal is to make daily income / passive income #NOSALARYGANG.

As time goes on i'd be sharing other business ventures I'm into, you can start something from here and build it up. You don't need anything fancy, you are in a 3rd world country...always remember that.

So let's get to it.

Keep that money.....refer to number 5, then pay your tithe to me later


1. Pure water business
get a shop with 2 solid dressers, Go to the factory and buy @ the rate of N70. Resell at the rate of 120 - 150 per bag. Supply to schools, churches, individuals...if you sell 200 bags a day, do the math.

2. POS business, (operate in a busy area but close early, e get why). This can be successfully combined with number 1. Contact baxibox.com and surepaddy (providus bank), they will put you through and supply you with the necessary hardware you need for the business... If you are starting out, you necessarily do not need a shop per se...just talk to your local carpenter to construct a small kiosk in a busy environment.

3. Biscuit business (no matter how economy be, people go chop biscuit)

4. Condom business (supply hotels and guest house across the federation)..as religious as we are as a nation we fucc like no mans business, the population keeps SOARING...

5. Local arbitrage (enter eko, look for fast moving products.strike a deal with the seller that you want to be a dropshipper..invest in a good camera phone and apps like lightroom and snapseed, join facebook 'buy and sell groups' facebook has 22M nigerians, just fucking sell something.. create fb / ig / whatsapp business / twitter / nairaland and advertise like your life depends on it).if you want to make 100k daily you need to learn facebook and instagram marketing..LOW RISK

Go here to learn Facebook marketing > trafficmastery ng. Work smart, not hard !

3. Resturant / bar & bushmeat join...during my nysc there's this joint I usually visited to drink mmanya (palmwine) or whatever its called. I spend at least 1k drinking palmy and bushmeat.

4. Foodstuff business (buy from the north, sell in the west)

5. Small chops / akara / yam / potatoes...mama chinedu don build 2 houses, she's on the third one as we speak.

6. Mini importation, this is very tricky due to the forex rate and all the bottlenecks but i will teach you how you can pass this hurdle in my next posts.

7. importation of gadgets / Phone accessories / used items... WhatsApp me for the free guide..

8. Data vending business...goto https://mobilenig.com/?ref=97 get cheap dirt data, pay bills and airtime. This business can be combined with Number 1 & 2...all you need is a mobile phone and internet connection, ATM card (GTB..most preferrable for this jab). Use jBL speakers, just dey play latest gbedu dey go..people will come around to patronize you..
I made over 300k doing this, I still dey do am sha..lol

If you want to take it online...get a good graphics designer to design something like 'BUHARI DATA SERVICES' with data prices and services u render ...lmao..u get my drift sha...then come online and start bombing...facebook...instagram...twitter..nairaland...telegram...

9. Selling of used items on jiji, nairaland, facebook market place and Olist...that your neighbour has items he has not been using for sometime...use style and ask him....take clear pictures in a nice background and upload it, out your price...your phone would start beeping from phone calls

10. DROPSHIPPING (millionaire's paradise)

Please comment and share, thank you.

ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT THE FIGHT IS AGAINST POVERTY.
#JEKINGBADUNLOMAGBADUN#
Business › Re: I Need Business Ideas I Have 10M To Invest by ecomalchemist(m): 3:51pm On Oct 30, 2020
Mannyemmy:
You can startup a fintech platform and be earning hugely as most banks are not reliable and overcrowded these period and many persons are embracing the fintech space in Nigeria.
Although, I don't know your current location, however, Food is constantly essential. You can rent a shop and startup a restaurant, do some billboard advert and can as well digitize it by creating a website and/or app where people can order and get the food delivered around their area.
You can as well open a bakery. Here in my area, there is only one bakery and the area has a population of thousands of inhabitants and hundreds of shops. You can as well startup yours by employing professional bakers and doing your own unique style of baking the bread and doing home delivery and you can add ice cream and as well digitizing it to ease the business for you. Your capital is also a good one for starting up a lending business with very low risk having an automated web application for the business and getting your desired return on investment monthly.
You can also startup a food processing business and start with frozen food production. You can also start a private refinery business by starting up a kerosene depot. it's in high demand these period we are.
I have a complete business plan for every business i aforementioned here. if interested, kindly reply to the private mail i sent you.
Fantastic ideas bro, I learnt a thing or two.
Business › Re: Oats, Brown Rice, Milk, Chocolate, Fruits&fiber, Oatflour, Spaghetti, In 25kg by ecomalchemist(m): 3:38pm On Oct 30, 2020
See good business.

Do you have wheat flakes ? Let me see

Cheers !!!
Politics › Re: #EndBadGovernance: Youths Drink Beer On A Bad, Muddy Road In Owerri (Photos) by ecomalchemist(m): 3:26pm On Oct 30, 2020
No time to check time, life must go on.


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Travel › Re: Did You Know Anyone That Regret Relocating To Canada? Advise Pls. by ecomalchemist(m): 2:56pm On Oct 30, 2020
TransAtlanticEx:
You like talking carelessly,Are you an indian or chinese?
These are people that have built dynasties in their homes that go to the west to go and expand their business operations,who come with a lot of money and you dare compare yourself to them?
So you think chagoury brothers came to Nigeria empty handed without no back up?
Do you know what a billion dollar company is,cos the way you are talking you have no idea.
You have to sell what the market wants in any market,that is what real businessmen do,not being emotional in business.
If what Nigerians can afford is mudu of rice,sell them mudu of rice and make money.stop whining abeg!
No be the same Nigeria dangote make money? undecided
What you are saying is like going to Ajegunle to open open a LV dealership and later complain no one is buying your stuff.
Please use that coconut you have upstairs please angry
lol, please let's be calming down na..I don laugh tire.

Not everyone must do a white collar job. I dont just understand the craze of Nigerians and white collar jobs.

An elevator technician / mechanic makes about 400K CAD per annum, there are blue collar trade jobs that can make you live a comfortable life with investments.

Iranians in Canada are deep into the trucking business. They go to canada, learn how to drive heavy duty trucks, get certified, invite thier relatives...wash rinse and repeat till they pull the whole family out of generational poverty.

Nigerians should do the same aswell in the food business or other blue collar trades.

My 2 cents !!
Travel › Re: Did You Know Anyone That Regret Relocating To Canada? Advise Pls. by ecomalchemist(m): 2:35pm On Oct 30, 2020
molybdenum0012:
Some people are saying trash here. I know someone that was earning 800k monthly and still immigrated to Canada. I was shock.


Your 200k is nonsense. You cannot even rent a clean flat on that salary in a good location in Lagos. Most clean flat Ina good location Is around 800k and above, I am not talking about worn out houses oo in Bariga or Abule Egba.

If you already have kids., hahaha sorry is your case. School fees will almost drain it all. To live a comfortable life in Lagos as a family man, you need a steady income of 1m naira monthly, 12m per annum. Anything less than that you will still struggle.

That is why life is much easier for successful business men or entrepreneurs as they can afford whatever they like limitlessly unlike salary earners.
I agree with your post. 200k is very poor for a family of 3 putting the cost of feeding, rent, groceries, entertainment, etc.

To live a comfortable life in Lagos, you must live close to where you work, earn 500k above or have multiple streams of income.

Any other thing asides from that na rat race, little wonder why most people come to lagos, enrich jagaban for 20 years and return to the village with nothing to show for it.

If you have money to move to canada, please do.

If a big brother i know that worked with one of the telcos with over 10+ years experience and investments in Nigeria moved to Canada, odi woro si woro.
Celebrities › Re: Georgina Onuoha To Desmond Elliot: Wife Fed You In Those Days & You've Forgotten by ecomalchemist(m): 2:11pm On Oct 30, 2020
Wahala for who no get God fearing wife for house.


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Politics › Re: Masked Oyigbo Girl: Wike Has Turned His Back On Us, We Are Dying Daily by ecomalchemist(m): 2:10pm On Oct 30, 2020
Wahala for who no get pump action for house.

Ochegelege, commot body ooo, na high tension.


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Technology Market › Re: � One Touch Smart Watch For Sale � by ecomalchemist(op): 2:08pm On Oct 30, 2020
Keep the calls coming in, don't dull.
Health › Re: Matshidiso Moeti: Hoodlums Plundered WHO's Office In Nigeria, PPEs Stolen by ecomalchemist(m): 2:07pm On Oct 30, 2020
hayesconcept:
Looters everywhere
Give stupidity the required amount of time and it will gain appeal that even the intelligent people will question it.
Health › Re: Matshidiso Moeti: Hoodlums Plundered WHO's Office In Nigeria, PPEs Stolen by ecomalchemist(m): 9:13am On Oct 30, 2020
No joy for street
Politics › Re: EndSARS: Most Nigerian Youths Are High On Drugs - Mojisola Alli-Macaulay by ecomalchemist(m): 6:58am On Oct 30, 2020
Seun360:
Believe me, she's not out of place, especially in this Lagos. You hear names like Loud, Colorado, Refnol, Skunk, etc.

I no sabi those names when I dey Akwa Ibom.


Lagos nawa.
lol, you dey live for akwa ibom ?
Politics › Re: With 28 Officers Killed, Police Admits Low Morale, IG Begins Tour Of Commands by ecomalchemist(m): 6:29am On Oct 30, 2020
When you were collecting N50 naira on the road from bus drivers and motorists, did we disturb you.

We justt did 12 days protest and you are crying foul. Make una eye clear wella o, its no longer business.

E ma lo wa o, o wa nle ooo.. O por


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Travel › Re: How I Spent My Saturday At Freedom Park. by ecomalchemist(m): 7:43pm On Oct 29, 2020
you should take me along with you next time.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ecomalchemist(m): 7:40pm On Oct 29, 2020
propertyarena:
For sale:
Used Haier thermocool microwave In perfect working condition

Location: gbagada, Lagos

Price: 8k

Contact:
08035315457

WhatsApp link https:///08035315457
lol, anybody wey use this microwave na cancer he go get real time.

you for make effort to even clean am na..
Travel › Re: 21 Die In Enugu School Bus Accident by ecomalchemist(m): 7:38pm On Oct 29, 2020
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Politics › Re: Saka Audu Weeps As He Inspects Vandalized Medical Equipment by ecomalchemist(m): 7:36pm On Oct 29, 2020
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Nothing weh I no go see for this country
Omo the country na comedy Central, olohun gbo.
Politics › Re: Outrage Over IGP’s Failure To Stop Looting, Cops Shun Adamu’s Order by ecomalchemist(m): 8:31am On Oct 28, 2020
If the IGP think say that work easy, make he go do am na.


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Politics › Re: United States Not Supporting Okonjo-Iweala’s WTO Candidacy - Sahara Reporters by ecomalchemist(m): 7:52am On Oct 28, 2020
As the best Finance minister Nigeria has ever had, I don approve am. Under OBJ's rule, she left Nigeria with no debt.

As I'm typing this, Nigeria is indebted to China and I don't think we can finish paying such humongous loans.


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Politics › Re: Dino Melaye: People Stopped Thugs From Burning My House by ecomalchemist(m): 7:51am On Oct 28, 2020
Now playing Kach - DINO...

Dino...Dino...Dino....melaye !!

Koshi...koshi.... Mi o raye !!


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