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Family › Re: Adventure Of A Lagos House-hunter + Gory Experiences With "2K Agents" by ecomalchemist(m): 1:06pm On Nov 01, 2020
Everything in Lagos is just overly expensive.

The little money you make you end up spending it on Transportation, feeding and accommodation.

Its almost like a rat race, little wonder most people don't achieve anything..

I am off the opinion that if you can run a viable business that has to do with daily needs (POS, restaurant, dry cleaning, beer), you will make it in your state.

Alternatively, you can do ecommerce anywhere in Nigeria with use of good logistics service.

Lagos na suffering and smiling, to be honest.
Career › Re: CSP Catherine Ugorji For UN Woman Police Officer Of The Year Award For 2020 by ecomalchemist(m): 8:59am On Nov 01, 2020
Classickj:
I knew it you are a disgrace to your family... What a waste sperm
Vagabond
lol, if your momma knew you'd be a nusisance on the internet space she'd have bought postinor or had an abortion.

Useless imp of a bastard sperm donor.
Business › Re: Paddy Rice Processing And Value Addition; A Profitable Venture. by ecomalchemist(m): 5:16pm On Oct 31, 2020
Great job / initiative.

How do i get involved please ?
Business › Re: I Have A Total Of 700k To Invest Into A Business by ecomalchemist(m): 5:01pm On Oct 31, 2020
Overtime a lot of Nairalanders have been asking for business ideas and i thought to put this down after brainstorming for 20 minutes.

Remember that the goal is to make daily income / passive income #NOSALARYGANG.

As time goes on i'd be sharing other business ventures I'm into, you can start something from here and build it up. You don't need anything fancy, you are in a 3rd world country...always remember that.

So let's get to it.

Keep that money.....refer to number 5, then pay your tithe to me later


1. Pure water business
get a shop with 2 solid dressers, Go to the factory and buy @ the rate of N70. Resell at the rate of 120 - 150 per bag. Supply to schools, churches, individuals...if you sell 200 bags a day, do the math.

2. POS business, (operate in a busy area but close early, e get why). This can be successfully combined with number 1. Contact baxibox.com and surepaddy (providus bank), they will put you through and supply you with the necessary hardware you need for the business... If you are starting out, you necessarily do not need a shop per se...just talk to your local carpenter to construct a small kiosk in a busy environment.

3. Biscuit business (no matter how economy be, people go chop biscuit)

4. Condom business (supply hotels and guest house across the federation)..as religious as we are as a nation we fucc like no mans business, the population keeps SOARING...

5. Local arbitrage (enter eko, look for fast moving products.strike a deal with the seller that you want to be a dropshipper..invest in a good camera phone and apps like lightroom and snapseed, join facebook 'buy and sell groups' facebook has 22M nigerians, just fucking sell something.. create fb / ig / whatsapp business / twitter / nairaland and advertise like your life depends on it).if you want to make 100k daily you need to learn facebook and instagram marketing..LOW RISK

Go here to learn Facebook marketing > trafficmastery ng. Work smart, not hard !

3. Resturant / bar & bushmeat join...during my nysc there's this joint I usually visited to drink mmanya (palmwine) or whatever its called. I spend at least 1k drinking palmy and bushmeat.

4. Foodstuff business (buy from the north, sell in the west)

5. Small chops / akara / yam / potatoes...mama chinedu don build 2 houses, she's on the third one as we speak.

6. Mini importation, this is very tricky due to the forex rate and all the bottlenecks but i will teach you how you can pass this hurdle in my next posts.

7. importation of gadgets / Phone accessories / used items... WhatsApp me for the free guide..

8. Data vending business...goto https://mobilenig.com/?ref=97 get cheap dirt data, pay bills and airtime. This business can be combined with Number 1 & 2...all you need is a mobile phone and internet connection, ATM card (GTB..most preferrable for this jab). Use jBL speakers, just dey play latest gbedu dey go..people will come around to patronize you..
I made over 300k doing this, I still dey do am sha..lol

If you want to take it online...get a good graphics designer to design something like 'BUHARI DATA SERVICES' with data prices and services u render ...lmao..u get my drift sha...then come online and start bombing...facebook...instagram...twitter..nairaland...telegram...

9. Selling of used items on jiji, nairaland, facebook market place and Olist...that your neighbour has items he has not been using for sometime...use style and ask him....take clear pictures in a nice background and upload it, out your price...your phone would start beeping from phone calls

10. DROPSHIPPING (millionaire's paradise)

Please comment and share, thank you.

ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT THE FIGHT IS AGAINST POVERTY.
#JEKINGBADUNLOMAGBADUN
Career › Re: CSP Catherine Ugorji For UN Woman Police Officer Of The Year Award For 2020 by ecomalchemist(m): 12:40pm On Oct 31, 2020
Classickj:
You are a big fool and you are immature
Na all police officers day stay for road
Make your research b4 you start shit from your dirty mouth
The only police officers who constitute nuisance are the junior officers in case you don't know amigo
Have a good
Your papa na still fool.
Music/Radio › Re: Sinach's 'Way Maker' Is The Song Of The Year At The 51st Dove Awards 2020 by ecomalchemist(m): 12:37pm On Oct 31, 2020
lol, davido FEM na gospel music to my ears sha.

Happy Sunday.
Crime › Re: How SARS Took My Eye, Framed Me For Armed Robbery –ex-corps Member by ecomalchemist(m): 12:37pm On Oct 31, 2020
Sorry about that bro, I wish you all the very best in life.

Police men and women no fit die well, that one is certain.
Politics › Re: Female Soldiers Deployed To Anambra To Restore Normalcy. by ecomalchemist(m): 7:56am On Oct 31, 2020
This one na high tension oooo, commot body !!




One touch watch,
IP67 ratings,
150MAh inbuilt battery,
Blood pressure, Oxygen, heart rate and sleep monitor,
Call and SMS notification,
Messaged reminder

Available in black, pink and white

With fitpro app

Check my signature
Technology Market › Re: � One Touch Smart Watch For Sale � by ecomalchemist(op): 7:39am On Oct 31, 2020
Keep the calls coming in....
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Denies Moving 20 Lekki Shooting Victims To IDH Mortuary by ecomalchemist(m): 5:28am On Oct 31, 2020
Na so, if video evidence shows that soldiers shot at unarmed protesters and they denied vehemently, this one na small cake na.

Three set of people you are not to believe - A woman, pastor, politicians.

They are all the same.
NYSC › Re: Advise Me On How To Make Money During NYSC by ecomalchemist(m): 12:46am On Oct 31, 2020
Overtime a lot of Nairalanders have been asking for business ideas and i thought to put this down after brainstorming for 20 minutes.

Remember that the goal is to make daily income / passive income #NOSALARYGANG.

As time goes on i'd be sharing other business ventures I'm into, you can start something from here and build it up. You don't need anything fancy, you are in a 3rd world country...always remember that.

So let's get to it.

Keep that money.....refer to number 5, then pay your tithe to me later


1. Pure water business
get a shop with 2 solid dressers, Go to the factory and buy @ the rate of N70. Resell at the rate of 120 - 150 per bag. Supply to schools, churches, individuals...if you sell 200 bags a day, do the math.

2. POS business, (operate in a busy area but close early, e get why). This can be successfully combined with number 1. Contact baxibox.com and surepaddy (providus bank), they will put you through and supply you with the necessary hardware you need for the business... If you are starting out, you necessarily do not need a shop per se...just talk to your local carpenter to construct a small kiosk in a busy environment.

3. Biscuit business (no matter how economy be, people go chop biscuit)

4. Condom business (supply hotels and guest house across the federation)..as religious as we are as a nation we fucc like no mans business, the population keeps SOARING...

5. Local arbitrage (enter eko, look for fast moving products.strike a deal with the seller that you want to be a dropshipper..invest in a good camera phone and apps like lightroom and snapseed, join facebook 'buy and sell groups' facebook has 22M nigerians, just fucking sell something.. create fb / ig / whatsapp business / twitter / nairaland and advertise like your life depends on it).if you want to make 100k daily you need to learn facebook and instagram marketing..LOW RISK

Go here to learn Facebook marketing > trafficmastery ng. Work smart, not hard !

3. Resturant / bar & bushmeat join...during my nysc there's this joint I usually visited to drink mmanya (palmwine) or whatever its called. I spend at least 1k drinking palmy and bushmeat.

4. Foodstuff business (buy from the north, sell in the west)

5. Small chops / akara / yam / potatoes...mama chinedu don build 2 houses, she's on the third one as we speak.

6. Mini importation, this is very tricky due to the forex rate and all the bottlenecks but i will teach you how you can pass this hurdle in my next posts.

7. importation of gadgets / Phone accessories / used items... WhatsApp me for the free guide..

8. Data vending business...goto https://mobilenig.com/?ref=97 get cheap dirt data, pay bills and airtime. This business can be combined with Number 1 & 2...all you need is a mobile phone and internet connection, ATM card (GTB..most preferrable for this jab). Use jBL speakers, just dey play latest gbedu dey go..people will come around to patronize you..
I made over 300k doing this, I still dey do am sha..lol

If you want to take it online...get a good graphics designer to design something like 'BUHARI DATA SERVICES' with data prices and services u render ...lmao..u get my drift sha...then come online and start bombing...facebook...instagram...twitter..nairaland...telegram...

9. Selling of used items on jiji, nairaland, facebook market place and Olist...that your neighbour has items he has not been using for sometime...use style and ask him....take clear pictures in a nice background and upload it, out your price...your phone would start beeping from phone calls

10. DROPSHIPPING (millionaire's paradise)

Please comment and share, thank you.

ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT THE FIGHT IS AGAINST POVERTY.
#JEKINGBADUNLOMAGBADUN#
Family › Re: Deleted by ecomalchemist(m): 9:22pm On Oct 30, 2020
You for ask them if Dem get job for you ?

People really think finding a job these days in Nigeria is a walk in the park.

If you don't have a marketable skill, no job for you oooo.

you better focus on your business and grow it, you'd be better off than having a 9 - 5 job in no time.
Politics › Re: Embezzled Funds: Bamidele Akpan, Sacked NANS President Under Investigation by ecomalchemist(m): 9:19pm On Oct 30, 2020
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Travel › Re: Did You Know Anyone That Regret Relocating To Canada? Advise Pls. by ecomalchemist(m): 9:15pm On Oct 30, 2020
maternal:
I agree. Because in naija every kobo you make you keep. You don't have to spend money on taxes, school fees, generator, fuel for generator, police bribe, transportation, phone credit, water, food, clothes, etc. Only in Canada does your money go to bills and daily expenses.
lol, your the sarcasm in your post smells like lavendar.
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Police Officer, Motorcyclist In Benue (Photos) by ecomalchemist(m): 9:12pm On Oct 30, 2020
If e sup now, how oga police wan take run with that michellin belle.

Sometimes I wonder the correlation between police unit and tactical operations.
Travel › Re: Cynthia Precious Imhansi-Jacob Certified As Pilot By US Flight Academy by ecomalchemist(m): 9:08pm On Oct 30, 2020
smoke9910:
She loves to spend time in the COCKpit wink
She must have graduated from babCOCK.
Education › Re: Bells University Student Celebrates 5.0 GP In Her Final Results by ecomalchemist(m): 9:06pm On Oct 30, 2020
That one no mean say you go get good job for Nigeria.

Your next move na to find visa japaaa commot for naija unless you go open instagram business account start to dey sell weave, makeup, bag and hair.

If you no follow that route Dem go tell you make you go learn tailoring or hair dressing...

LIFE DEY INSIDE LIFE...JE KAN MO.

O TI YE E ? JEKIN GBADUN LO MA GBADUN
Travel › Re: Did You Know Anyone That Regret Relocating To Canada? Advise Pls. by ecomalchemist(m): 6:43pm On Oct 30, 2020
maternal:
If 200k naira is keeping you in naija over getting a Canadian passport you're mentally unstable.
Yeeeeeeee, my chest is paining me.

L M A O O O O O O O O O
Travel › Re: Did You Know Anyone That Regret Relocating To Canada? Advise Pls. by ecomalchemist(m): 6:41pm On Oct 30, 2020
Rickywowoz:
I have a bachelor's from Nigeria and masters from Canada. I'm done school and I have a professional job. So what are you saying. Even people that didn't goto school here get certifications and land professional jobs. Canada is hard Canada is hard abeg Nigeria easy? Canada was giving even international students upto a $1000 during pandemic while 9ja dey hoard food for warehouse. The only regret I have is not leaving Nigeria on time , I for abandon my bsc run comot that shithole.
lol, some people are just so comfortable with poverty that it has become a status quo.

I don't know how on earth a sane person will compare a third world country to a first world country when you are not smoking crack laced with fentanyl.

Canada sef too far, if you go Mauritius, Seychelles, Namibia...i swear on my grandmother's ekpang nkukwo (native dish) you won't come back to Nigeria.
Sports › Re: CAF President, Ahmad Ahmad Tests Positive For COVID-19 by ecomalchemist(m): 6:33pm On Oct 30, 2020
Quick recovery to all covid 19 patients, Gods speed to function optimally we pray.
Crime › Re: IG Tells Police Officers To Protect Themselves Against Physical Attacks by ecomalchemist(m): 6:16pm On Oct 30, 2020
They should protect themselves from themselves because they are armed robbers in Uniform.

Stupid set of pot bellied bastards, if casala burst now una no go fit catch fence.
Technology Market › Re: � One Touch Smart Watch For Sale � by ecomalchemist(op): 6:14pm On Oct 30, 2020
Mr Tega all the way from Benin city, let's keep the orders rolling in.

Every Nairalander deserves a beautiful piece of This smartwatch to adorn his / her wrist.

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