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Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid 'Made In Lagos' Debuts On The UK General Album Charts by ecomalchemist(m): 1:06pm On Nov 07, 2020
Big ups, Big ups man, I don't know if its just me but the wizkid superstar tape trumps all his works.

At a time, I had over 2 cds bumping in my car cause I played the living day light out of it..

From pakuromo, gidi girl, waddup ft ice prince x d'prince, wiz party, shoutout, oluwa loni, for me, eme boyz, holla at your boy, scatter the floor...

OMO mehn, that album is TIMELESS.


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Celebrities › Re: Dr Sid Celebrates Not Smoking For 2 Years by ecomalchemist(m): 12:54pm On Nov 07, 2020
Big ups man, addiction is very detrimental to the developmental growth of a human being.

I hope to break free from mine so I can testify aswell.


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Politics › Re: Buhari To Nigerians: Bear With Us, If We Have Not Done Enough by ecomalchemist(m): 5:34am On Nov 07, 2020
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Politics › Re: Buhari To Nigerians: Bear With Us, If We Have Not Done Enough by ecomalchemist(m): 5:30am On Nov 07, 2020
Mcreloaded:
Nigerians were dieing and you guys his paliatives.

That was the last straw that broke the camel's back.

I still marvel at the evil you politicians created during the covid period by hording paliatives meant for Nigerians.

People starved to death. This government is evil
They are all the same my brother, I'm not even bothered anymore.

I just dey do my thing jeje, covid and endsars really exposed what government officials can do just to weaponize poverty against the masses.
Politics › Re: Buhari To Nigerians: Bear With Us, If We Have Not Done Enough by ecomalchemist(m): 5:29am On Nov 07, 2020
Na Ogun go kee you dia.

Anumpama.

After una don promise us heaven and earth, employment, funds for business, good roads, light and ease of doing business.

Look what you've made us, we cannot eat 3 square meal daily because of your useless policies.

All of you are the same thing sha, now I know better.
Technology Market › Re: � One Touch Smart Watch For Sale � by ecomalchemist(op): 3:55am On Nov 07, 2020
GUTEN MOTGEN,

Celebrities › Re: Nengi Appointed SSA On Girl Child To Bayelsa Governor. Neo, Laycon, Others React by ecomalchemist(m): 6:52pm On Nov 06, 2020
For this life, just get yansh ..

Everything go fall in place and endorsements go rush you.
Politics › Re: SERAP’s truckload of cases against the FG by ecomalchemist(m): 5:03pm On Nov 06, 2020
Ejdh
Family › Re: America Is Not As Many People Think by ecomalchemist(m): 3:44pm On Nov 06, 2020
tensazangetsu20:
Op please which part of Nigeria can someone eat breakfast and lunch for 500 naira. A loaf of bread now is 500 and that won't even be enough for breakfast for a family whereas On Walmart you still see loafs of bread for less than 1 USD. And who is living a fulfilled life in Nigeria? A country with youth unemployment rate of over 80 percent. The world's poverty capital of the world. Why do people continue speaking as if Nigeria is heaven on earth. Nigeria is the worst country anybody can be in.
Maybe in the village, 500 bucks can get you far but certainly not in Lagos.
Family › Re: How Do I Cope With Anxiety by ecomalchemist(m): 11:04am On Nov 06, 2020
You need to take L-THEANINE supplement.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump's Supporters Pray & Speak In Tongues At Clark County by ecomalchemist(m): 11:00am On Nov 06, 2020
ODI WORO SI WORO.
Politics › Re: Fashola: ₦6.26 Trillion Is Needed To Complete Ongoing Road Projects by ecomalchemist(m): 6:00am On Nov 06, 2020
another looting spree...ALUTA CONTINUA
Technology Market › Re: � One Touch Smart Watch For Sale � by ecomalchemist(op): 4:41am On Nov 06, 2020
Top of the morning to you ..keep the calls coming in !!!
Politics › Re: CBN: Rising Debt Servicing Cost Can Impede Growth by ecomalchemist(m): 4:38am On Nov 06, 2020
Na wa o

We are living in such precarious times, I'm not sure if by 2023 Nigeria will exist as a country.

Everything is spiralling out control.


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Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu: I Haven’t Bought An Official Car So I Can Reduce Cost Of Governance by ecomalchemist(m): 4:37am On Nov 06, 2020
Sanwo IRO.

We are living in such precarious times, I'm not sure if by 2023 Nigeria will exist as a country.

Everything is spiralling out control.


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Romance › Re: Main & Side Chics Fight At Lagos Airport As They Welcome Their Man From US by ecomalchemist(m): 9:29pm On Nov 05, 2020
humilitypays:
They are not fighting for the man, they are fighting for financial empowerment, survival, poverty eradication and future security.


You all must get the fact clear, women don't fight because of a man, they fight because of the security and comfort (money) the man have to offer...take away the man's money and they will be mocking him, and asking him don't you know your level shocked shocked
You are wise brother man, for every successful man..there are more than 5 women trying to access his money and comfortable lifestyle.

The poverty level in Nigeria will make you see unbelievable things. REAL LIFE !!
Romance › Re: Ladies Beaten By Guys They Took Transportation Money From And Never Showed Up by ecomalchemist(m): 9:20pm On Nov 05, 2020
BizBayo:
Make I add this one;

Set awon mature minds only cheesy
Bros, e be like say you get duplex for olosho quarters ooo
Family › Re: America Is Not As Many People Think by ecomalchemist(m): 8:57pm On Nov 05, 2020
Can you walk around freely at 2 am in Nigeria without fear of getting robbed, killed or policemen asking you for aNyThiNg 4 d B0!z ?

Lastly don't ever compare a first world country with a third world country, don't try it mbok.

It's like living in okokomaiko as opposed to lekki.

Year after year, the country keeps dwindling and poverty level keeps on increasing, Naira no get value again.

A bag of rice costs more than minimum wage but politicians are taking home more than 20M monthly, but you think APC and PDP is the problem. Nigerians need to wake up and smell the coffee wallahi. It's about time.

Look what the EndSARS protest revealed.. politicians hoarding INDOMIE so that they can use for photo ops during the next generational elections and you think Nigeria will get better ?

CORRUPTION is the only thriving industry in Nigeria.

The future is bleak for the average Nigerian, do whatever you can to leave legitimately.

Do you know that the cost of living is cheaper in Lithuania compared to Lagos ?

Emigration is part of human existence, don't let anyone guilt trip you.

Now playing japa by Naira Marley....o connect omo iya mi, everything go soft soonest..MAFO, STAY WOKE.
Family › Re: America Is Not As Many People Think by ecomalchemist(m):
I just came here to vent. This post is utterly asinine, lacks depth and insane.

500 bucks cannot get you a decent meal in Lagos. Everything is on the high rise these days. From Rent to Transportation, fuel, car, Nepa, maintenance, generator repairs, school fees, Data, airtime, groceries and miscellaneous.

Abi uno dey pay bills for Naija ?

It's just stupid comparing bills... everyone pays bills regardless of the country they're domiciled in, so that's just a useless comparison. I don't mind paying tax as long as I can get access to good roads, water, light, education and HEALTHCARE.

You think 300k salary is eldorado until you need money for cancer treatment and you have less than 3 months to live. That's when you start to create gofundme page, Twitter threads and Nairaland posts asking us to call contribute 1k each.


If you get hit by a car or get shot in Nigeria just drink olive oil and say your last words because e no sure say you go make am. People would rather bring out phones and instagram you all the way to lindaikeji, nairaland and instablog. No human empathy whatsoever and first aid techniques

No country is easy, but NIGERIA is surely close to hell, I can show you vouchers.

Also don't forget, BLACK TAX is real.

As a bachelor, I spend nothing less than 1200 on feeding daily.

Do it for your kids man, that'd be the smartest decision you will ever make. A 5 year old kid is more advanced and sound, than a 15 year old in Nigeria. Environment plays a major role in all ramifications.

Note that once you get married, your life takes a nosedive and the generational poverty cycle is engrained in your family. You become responsible for your wife and kids. Little wonder men die earlier that women because of financial pressure.

It's a rat race, you are either Rich or Poor in Nigeria. There's nothing like middle class again as they've moved to Canada to seek for greener pastures.

If all your politicians and thier kids school and live abroad, build hotels, secure investments and have dual citizenship... You should use your brain to do the math. I use my korokoro eyes see that useless slowpoke called Desmond IDIOT, sorry Elliot for my IELTS center...baba don relocate ein family go Canada via express entry.

You that you are here deceiving yourself that you will build Nigeria (oshey, Bob the builder)... I just dey laugh your stupidity. Passport uno get, Connection uno get, good job uno get, helper uno get, how you wan take make am abeg ?

A country where the number of religious houses supercedes schools, vocational centers, research and development centers CANNOT thrive. It's not rocket science, it's just common sense.

Country of over 60 years Never get sense, na you wan build am abi ? It's just laughable I swear. Nigerians just amaze me everyday.

92% of Nigerians don't have up to 500k as savings.

Only 8% of the population earn above 100k as salary....so what were you saying again ?

People think Nigeria begins and ends in LAGOS. go to neighbouring states to see the level of poverty there...

My hand don dey pain me abeg, if you are comfortable with living a mediocre life please kindly stay back in Nigeria ooo, thank you.
Culture › Re: Popular Omens/superstitions In Idoma Land And Their Meanings by ecomalchemist(m): 7:23pm On Nov 05, 2020
lol, Africans and superstitious beliefs.

Free your mind from mental slavery, exercise, read a book and meditate with good herbs only then will you know thyself.


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Travel › Re: Inagbe Grand Resort Owned By The Ooni Of Ife by ecomalchemist(m): 7:21pm On Nov 05, 2020
Quite pricey if you ask me.

Why not replicate this same trip in ibeno beach (Akwaibom) so we can all go.

I don tire for Lagos wahala.
Celebrities › Re: Biodun Stephen Feeds 250 Children In Remembrance Of Late Mother (Photos) by ecomalchemist(m): 7:11pm On Nov 05, 2020
Such a kind a rare gesture.

May God bless you and continue to uphold you. There's so much hunger in the land now thanks to our wicked politicians that have weaponised poverty against the masses.


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Celebrities › Re: Ike Onyema To Release A Tell-All Book On Relationship With Mercy Eke by ecomalchemist(m): 7:10pm On Nov 05, 2020
lol, all na marketing strategy Shaar..

If you know, you know.
Romance › Re: Ladies Beaten By Guys They Took Transportation Money From And Never Showed Up by ecomalchemist(m): 1:19pm On Nov 05, 2020
Set awon hookup only, set awon go straight to the point, set awon codedruns, set awon instamessage.

If you know, you know.
Travel › Re: With The Budget Of 1.5M Naira Which Country Would You Advise? by ecomalchemist(m): 10:38am On Nov 05, 2020
These countries are where Nigerians are going to now due to low cost of living and access to other countries.

Lithuania.

Estonia.

Latvia.

Through study route with valid documents then she can move to bigger EU countries with good economy (Germany, Netherlands, Brussels).

Good luck.
Celebrities › Re: Fans Gift Dorathy Bachor A Benz On Her 25th Birthday (video) by ecomalchemist(m): 10:25am On Nov 05, 2020
Big breast opens doors in Nigeria.

Big breast gets you benefits.

Big breast gets you free food.

Big breast gets you a house in lekki and a boutique.

Big breast ultimately gets you a Benz.

Wahala for who no get big breast ooooo.
Health › Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by ecomalchemist(m): 3:08am On Nov 05, 2020
ukaface:
The best thing for a well thinking healthcare professional to do is to leave Nigeria. Cos most of these Nigerian patients no get chill, Chai....some patients too dey get scoin scoin for head. And most times they forget health workers are human like them .

Mind you, I know there are some bad eggs.

One crazy thing I've seen , a patent was rushed on account of collapsing after fighting with a neighbour. Her peeps with all the pleading didn't drop any shilling before commencement of treatment. We all rallied to revive her, she became conscious, and was receiving treatment.
Ngbanu, time to collect money, make deposit o. Everybody shift,until a man who identified himself as husband Abi Na husband friend/ brother came to question the deposit bill. Trust Yorubas ( sorry for the stereotype) Na so abuse and insult follow, almost beat me join, I kukuma shift. Doctor came to know whatsup, and it almost went violent. Las Las they carried on the revived woman without paying a dime. Nothing.
Now do you get why paying before treatment can be implemented in a setting??
Healthcare workers are human, you probably won't do better.



And please can y'all stop linking nurses to sex?
but y'all are beautiful, sweet and endowed in the right places.

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