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BukkyDan: "Today is friday, Edet and his cousins bla bla bla...can you see the big bowl of rice on the table? Blah blah..."

how can I forget my favorite comprehension passage?
Chai! Ayaff old o

...Hi Bukky, I was ur class captain in those olden days, how can I forget?

Oh! were you taught those Yorubalic rhymes in ur Lawson INTERNATIONAL School?

2map: Really? Lawson international private school. One of the best privates in Ogun state. So, why asking?

May I ask why are you a nigerian?

What's this?

Don't be dirty minded

..its a puff-puff

I heard that Whatsapp is DOWN!! So ur ntwk or fone aint got problem!!!

samhay: ,I subscribe from those data reseller for 1gb which will expireby the end of this month. Th e issue dia is dat,since mawning,My WHATSAPP is not responding to anything but iam browsing with the data i have and the BBM is working,Only the WHATSAPP is not working. Plz i need help on what to do,Note; I av even recharged my fone,i was given the normal/common 5mb yet its not goin,I expect the to deduct my credit and make it connect yet its not happening.PLZ I NEED YOUR HELP. I'm begging

What an interesting country, struggling & smiling citizens with exciting govt!!

Okijajuju1: #BringBackOurGirls campaign died immediately the World Cup Started.

#TakeAwayEbola campaign would also die out now that the English Premier League is on.







If you have been a follower of Okija Juju, you would have heard me say this before:: The Biggest Problem in Nigera is 'SHORT ATTENTION SPAN' or 'SHORT TERM MEMORY'.

The maximum we fight a cause is 3 Months.. Example:

- #SubsidySaga - Dead.
- #PolicePensionFundSaga - Dead
-#Farouk/OtedolaSaga - Dead.
- #NNPCSaga - Dead.
- #Missing20BillionDollars - Dead.
- #CivilServicePensionScam - Dead.
- #KPMG-NNPCProbe - Dead.
- #ElectricityPrivatisationScandal - Dead.
- #27BillionDollarHalliburtonScam - DEAD.
- #TheImmigrationsRecruimentMassacreReport - Dead.
- #StellahOduahsBMWScandal - Dead.
- #CBNPolymerNotePrintingScam - Dead.
- #RefineryTurnAroundMaintananceScam - Dead.
- #Coscharis3-YearImportWaiverScam - Dead.


Look at the Lekki-Tollgate protest that cost somebody his life.. Shey that matter don enter voicemail and everybody don start to pay the toll..

Or the OccupyNigeria Protest wey Police kill person... No be the fuel we all dey buy for 97 naira today?!

SO no worry about Chibok girls, their matter would soon feature on Crime and Investigations Channel under Unsolved Mysteries or Discovery Channels, Cold Case Files.

The Gods Are Not To Blame..

Why have we all stopped clamoring the #BRINGBACKOURGIRLS? Is it the fear of that wicked virus, Ebola or 2015 race Or we just got tired that both the international communities and our dear govt are hopelessly not doing enough(but promises upon promises) to #BRINGBACKOURGIRLS?

Are Nigerian citizens not as important as Iraqi citizens to the US? When the US hear say some islamist deh kill anyone who is not muslim, the US run go there with heavily war machines and large number of troops. But when they came to Nigeria when the #bringbackourgirls was trending, their sodjas just came like armed Nigerian Civil Defence Officers compare to the troops sent to Iraq.

Before they left, the US said the Nigerian Govt is not doing enough to rescuse the girls but why they themselves(US) use their World-Recognise power to rescue the girls?

Its really sad! Those girls have been forgotten maybe becuase of the crazy Ebola Virus, there's no one man enough to face it, even the so called terrorists and kidnappers have lay-low...

No matter what! These girls should not be forgotten!! Let's keep on clamoring #BRINGBACKOURGIRL till they are all rescued!

..The first lady is calling you to help you look for missing child! Will you keep quite??

Believe it or not, bacteria and viruses are two very
different things! Here's a how-to article on how to
know the difference between a virus and bacteria.

Look at the structure of bacteria and
viruses. A virus isn't a cell and doesn't have
any cellular parts. A virus has no internal
cellular structure, no cell wall, or cell
membrane. Viruses consist only of a protein
coat that holds a coiled string of nucleic acid.
Bacteria, on the other hand, are singled-celled
(unicellular) organisms. Bacteria are
prokaryotic cells meaning that they do not
have a cell nucleus. Unlike other cells, bacteria
do not have vacuoles, Golgi apparatus,
Endoplasmic reticula, or other organelles
inside the cells. Bacteria consist of ribosomes,
nucleoid(Strand of DNA), a cell wall,
cytoplasm, and a flagella.
Know how they multiply. Bacteria and
viruses multiply in very different ways.
Bacteria are single-celled organisms and
reproduce asexually, just like other cells. Asexual
reproduction means that they only need
themselves to reproduce and they reproduce by
splitting into two cells and making an exact copy
of themselves.Bacteria use binary fission to
reproduce, another form of asexual reproduction.
Viruses do not grow through cell division because
they are acellular (Meaning "No Cells", so they
use a very different method of multiplying.
Viruses rely on other cells to multiply;
depending on what shape the virus is, a
certain cell will take the virus in and start
making copies of the virus. When the viruses
are ready to "live" outside the cell, they will
break through the cell and finds other cells to
repeat the multiplication process.
Consider what they do in the body. Viruses
are considered parasites because they cannot
"survive" without a living cell. Viruses only have
one purpose or goal: to multiply. Viruses don't do
anything good for the organism host. Bacteria, on
the other hand, can do bad things for the body,
like cause disease, and they can do good things
for the body, like help make vitamins, depending
on what type of bacteria they are. We couldn't
even survive if we didn't have certain types of
bacteria in our bodies! Pathogenic bacteria are
the bacteria that cause infectious diseases.
Examples of Pathogenic bacteria are
Mycobacterium tuberculosis, Streptococcus,
Salmonella. Human bacterial flora are bacteria
that constantly live in the human body and do
good things for our body. A good example of
good bacteria are the gut flora. Gut flora is a term
for the many bacteria living in our digestive tract
and that perform a number of useful functions.
Look at how we get rid of them or the
diseases they cause. A disease caused by
bacteria and a disease caused by a virus are two
very different things. In order to get rid of an
infectious disease, one must take antibiotics to
kill off the bacteria and to cure the infectious
disease. However, you cannot cure a disease
caused by a virus. There really isn't any medicine
you can take to get rid of a virus without
damaging the host's cells also. You can take
medicine to make the symptoms of a disease
caused by a virus more bearable, like cough
medicine for example. Cough medicine doesn't
make the virus go away, it only makes the
symptoms go away or more bearable. To make a
virus go away, you have to rely on your immune
system to fight off the virus. You can also get
vaccinations to help prevent yourself from
suffering the effects of a virus.

Some types of bacteria have been found to live in
temperatures above the boiling point and in cold
below freezing point.

Viruses are considered between "living" and
"nonliving". They are considered living because
they can evolve and have genes, but are considered
nonliving because they don't follow most of the
requirements for life; Viruses can’t metabolize
nutrients, produce and excrete wastes, or move
around on their own, and, they have no cells.

Bacteria not only coexist with us all the time, but
do amazing and helpful things like make vitamins,
break down some garbage, and even maintain our
atmosphere and make oxygen.

There are approximately ten times as many
bacterial cells as human cells in the human body,
with large numbers of bacteria on the skin and in
the digestive tract.

Viruses are parasites. They can only reproduce
inside a host's cell.

Bacteria were the earliest forms of life on Earth
and, by developing photosynthesis, may have
played a role in shaping our planet into one that
could support the larger life forms we know today.

Antibiotic resistance is becoming more common
due to the use of antibiotics to treat bacterial
infections.

Warning:
Don`t use antibiotics to treat a viral infection.

I came across this...

Hand Sanitizer

Antibacterial hand sanitizers are marketed to the public as an effective way to "wash one's hands" when traditional soap and water are not available. These "waterless" products are particularly popular with parents of small children. Manufacturers of hand sanitizers claim that the sanitizers kill 99.9 percent of germs. Since you naturally use hand sanitizers to cleanse your hands, the assumption is that 99.9 percent of harmful germs are killed by the sanitizers. Research studies suggest that this is not the case.
How Do Hand Sanitizers Work?

Hand sanitizers work by stripping away the outer layer of oil on the skin. This usually prevents bacteria present in the body from coming to the surface of the hand. However, these bacteria that are normally present in the body are generally not the kinds of bacteria that will make us sick. In a review of the research, Barbara Almanza, an associate professor at Purdue University who teaches safe sanitation practices to workers, came to an interesting conclusion. She notes that the research shows that hand sanitizers do not significantly reduce the number of bacteria on the hand and in some cases may potentially increase the amount of bacteria on the hand. So the question arises, how can the manufacturers make the 99.9 percent claim?

How Can Manufacturers Make The 99.9 Percent Claim?

The manufacturers of the products test the products on inanimate surfaces hence they are able to derive the claims of 99.9 percent of bacteria killed. If the products were fully tested on hands, there would no doubt be different results. Since there is inherent complexity in the human hand, testing hands would definitely be more difficult. Using surfaces with controlled variables is an easier way to obtain some type of consistency in the results. But as we are all aware, everyday life is not as consistent.
Hand Sanitizer vs. Hand Soap and Water

Interestingly enough, the Food and Drug Administration, in regards to regulations concerning proper procedures for food services, recommends that hand sanitizers not be used in place of hand soap and water but only as an adjunct.

Likewise, Almanza recommends that to properly sanitize the hands, soap and water should be used during hand washing. A hand sanitizer can not and should not take the place of proper cleansing procedures with soap and water.
What About Antibacterial Soaps?

Research on the use of consumer antibacterial soaps has shown that plain soaps are just as effective as antibacterial soaps in reducing bacteria related illnesses. In fact, using consumer antibacterial soap products may increase bacterial resistance to antibiotics in some bacteria. These conclusions only apply to consumer antibacterial soaps and not to those used in hospitals or other clinical areas.

Other studies suggest that ultra-clean environments and the persistent use of antibacterial soaps and hand sanitizers may inhibit proper immune system development in children. This is because inflammatory systems require greater exposure to common germs for proper development.

Where have you been Roy? A very kind 82yrs landlady at Ajegunle want to meet tall and dark young blood(man) who want more

Story! Story!!....?

Error! Cuz church plenty pass companies in this country..

Yahoo

technophile: What the F*ck!

Who cares?

Seriously! You are worth an exchange for the #BRINGBACKOURGIRLS

Cuz of people like you! Na hm make internet so cost for we country Naija!

If you need attention why not comot ur trousers and enter a nearby market..

Hello good people, a brother of mine decided he want to go into plumbing works. He is seeking my opinion:
*where he can learn to be a good plumber?
* how long will take him to learn it?
*and what are other neccessary things he needs to know?

I told I will get back to him after consulting my kind-hearted gurus here on Nairaland properties and constructions..

Kindly advise and provide info...God bless you

Hey! I don't want fight here!! Cuz I no want make anybody carry wound go church tomrow

iiichidodo: [color=#1980BC] But 4g isnt prevalent nor predominant in Nigeria...Why go overboard with something not readily available? Your own case na money miss road. [/color]

Tecno ko Tecyes ni...I'm a fan of HTC

baseg25: if nt for tecno, you wont be talking like this.

If you trully know much about smart fones..blackberry especialy the OS7 is a dulling compare to almighty andriods which can do almost everything with its varities of app(gurus).

Can anyone mention just only one world class GAME on BB?

I use BB and Andriod together

To me o BB na pikin to Andriod!!

tegamarro: INnJOO i17s 1900 ahm 1 dayheavy usage
gionee m2 4200 ahm 5days heavy usage Do the maths :x

onismate: thanks.. dats gud i will try and see what to do.

Mtn fone for 8k(I don't know)
Innjoo for 13k(1900)
Gionee for 22-23k(batry 4200)
I suggested innjoo(N13,900) cuz its close to what you wanted to buy(mtn 8k).
Tegamarro is right about Gionee M2 batry life, menh the batry can carry you for a whole day but the fone is btw 22k and 23k

Sincerely! You will enjoy ur money with these two fone..so think and consider ur pocket

My best advice for you is to add 6k to that 8k you have and go for InnJoo i1s. Sincerely, you may regret buying it but so many people who are currently using Innjoo are happier than Tecno-fans(please don't attack me). Becuase Innjoo pocesess mainly latest spec(configurations) and 1gRAM plus kitkat 4.4

I know MT* so well they can't give you beta things with so little amount, its so sure that you will get tired when it beging to hang(512RAM).

Don't waste ur money..go for Innjoo..its available on Jumia!!

Its like some scammers don't know Nairaland is a No-Go-Area for fruadulent acts

Custom format don old, maybe you come up with KAI/OPC format...

So so so sad! You have to report to the police and the network of the line used to call you...but how could you leave the fone with him, just like that..abi he plan am with the securities?

:DThanks dear! What a man can do, a woman can do better!!

Evathyst: Call Initialize on 08069321572/08080762473...He's based in Lagos bt delivers nationwide. Even myself, I bought 4rm him nd He delivered it here in Calabar whr I'm serving. Others might be gud, bt 4me,ds guy is d best. Wld av posted d link to his thread, bt I no sabi big-big tinz lyk dt.

Hello pals! A friend is asking where he can buy this device Gionee M2 ?

Kamaye: General
2G NetworkGSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900
3G NetworkHSDPA 900 / 2100
SIMDual SIM (Dual stand-by)
Announced2014
StatusAvailable. Released 2014
Body
Dimensions144 x 72 x 10.5 mm (5.67 x 2.83 x 0.41 in)
Weight-
Display
TypeTFT capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors
Size480 x 854 pixels, 5.0 inches (~196 ppi pixel density)
MultitouchYes
Sound
Alert typesVibration; MP3, WAV ringtones
LoudspeakerYes
3.5mm jackYes
Memory
Card slotmicroSD, up to 32 GB
Internal4 GB, 1 GB RAM
Data
GPRSClass 12 (4+1/3+2/2+3/1+4 slots), 32 - 48 kbps
EDGEClass 12
SpeedHSDPA, HSUPA
WLANWi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, Wi-Fi Direct, Wi-Fi hotspot
BluetoothYes, v4.0 with A2DP
USBYes, microUSB v2.0, USB On-the-go
Camera
Primary8 MP, 3264 x 2448 pixels, LED flash
FeaturesGeo-tagging, touch focus, face detection, panorama
VideoYes, 720p
SecondaryYes, 2 MP
Features
OSAndroid OS, v4.2 (Jelly Bean)
CPUQuad-core 1.3 GHz Cortex-A7
GPUMali-400
SensorsAccelerometer, proximity, compass
MessagingSMS(threaded view), MMS, Email, Push Mail, IM, RSS
BrowserHTML
RadioFM radio
GPSYes, with A-GPS support
JavaYes, via Java MIDP emulator
ColorsBlack, White
- SNS integration
- MP4/H.264/H.263 player
- MP3/WAV/eAAC+ player
- Organizer
- Image/video editor
- Document viewer
- Google Search, Maps, Gmail,
YouTube, Calendar, Google Talk
- Voice memo/dial
- Predictive text input
Battery
Li-Ion 4200 mAh battery
Stand-byUp to 555 h
Talk timeUp to 31 h 30 min (2G) / Up to 24 h (3G)

What led you into seeing Sawyer in a grave? I fear thee!!

bestestgirl: Don't blame me o, everytime I see any news on this zmapp of a thing, the way they stress the ''experimental'' always jumps out at me. I actually had a nightmare where P. Sawyer was climbing out of a grave! When I woke up, the first thing I did was to thank God that the man was cremated not buried.

This one na familar matter...

Hide My A̶s̶s̶ Computer

Gari-Ijebu

Again: CBN why the N65, abi you deh fear infection of Ebola on ATMs?