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Nowadays! People are concerned about wedding than the mariage itself...

WoW...she just set the first record for Mandeba

Good work bro...but track 6 and 9 are not playing

Tell Me what's left to be privatise?....

...ECONOME! They say i always relate every issue to Nigerian economic problem!!

Wow!! Thanks, this nairaland na college o

Anytime, I no fit sleep for night, I just enter Seun's place of work(nairaland), which is my place of play till I crash to bed...

This is superstory...

Ko dun, ko po, ko pe

kkkp: I tot he is going 2 say.."kaduna bomb blast was a scam"

[b][/b]...just as he(Asari) said the Chibok girls abduction was a scam...someday, a pry school pupil would come out and say he/she can solve the problem of this country.

Why she know show her WAEC result if na true she sabi Book?
Being inteligent deh my cert too, that's the most common quality you find in every Pry. first leaving cert. Check urs


Walahi! Its good to be celeb ...

...Money deh this f*cking economy..Damn!!

Are you telling me that Banji/Dbanj is a dollar billionaire?

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Welcome back our true NATIONAL CONFERENCE!!

Happy married life

Five guys taking Ko-ko at the same time, I think this is the real ko-ko concert

When are you coming back?

I have been battling with how to revert new BBM on Blackbeery to old or previous version for some weeks, every technical know-how I got from blackberry gurus, they were all saying the same thing i.e get a blackberry Desktop Manager software and your Pc.

But today I finally broken the jinx of incovenient blackberry new BBM.

I don't know maybe anyone is also having the same problem of new BBM on blackberry?

My new year free gift for Nairalanders is to help revert 'NEW BBM ON BLACKBERRY TO PREVIOUS VERSION'

Write "SAVE MY BB"

Let's spell our names backward and see what our names sound like.
I begin with my name:

LEKAN= NAKEL

THERE ARE SO MANY BANKING LAWS, RULES AND REGULATIONS YOU DON'T KNOW, EVEN YOU WILL NEVER BE TOLD WHEN YOU ARE OPENING A BANK ACCOUNT OR SEEN IN THE FORM GIVEN TO YOU WHEN YOU ARE APPLYING.

I WANT EVERYONE TO BE AWARE OF THIS BANKING RULE WHICH I WAS TAUGHT IN MY NATIONAL DIPLOMA DAYS: I'M BANKING AND FINANCE STUDENT, ACCORDING TO MY BANKING & FINANCE LECTURER AND HOD, MR ABIOLA LAWAL. HE SAID THE BANKING RULE CONCERNING BANK ROBBERY DURING BANKING HOUR SAYS, WHEN YOU ARE IN A BANKING HALL AND ROBBERS COME IN AND YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN YOUR FUND TO THE CASHIER FOR DEPOSIT, THE BANK WILL NEVER PAY YOU, DON'T SAY YOU HAVE GIVEN IT TO THE BANK(CASHIER), BECAUSE THE BANK HASN'T CHECK/CONFIRM IF YOUR NAIRAS ARE ORIGINAL AND IF THE AMOUNT YOU WROTE IN THE TELLER IS TRULLY THE AMOUNT OF CASH YOU BRING TO THE COUNTER.

LOOK AT ALL BANKS' TELLER'S, THEY ALL HAVE WHERE TO FILL IN ALL DENOMINATIONS. EVEN IF YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN THE CASHIER N1BILLION.
THE BANK WILL AND ONLY LIABLE TO PAY DENOMINATIONS IN WHICH THE CASHIER HAS TICKED OR MARKED IN YOUR TELLER CARRYING YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS(SOUND VERY RIDICULOUS? LOL).

SO WHENEVER YOU ARE IN THE BANKING HALL TO MAKE DEPOSIT, WHILE THE CASHIER IS CONFIRMING YOUR FUND, THOUGH SOME OF THEM(CASHIERS) DON'T KNOW BUT TELL HIM/HER TO TICK THE DENOMINATION(S) HE/SHE HAS COUNTED

I WANT EVERYONE TO NOTE THIS BANKING RULE: ACCORDING TO MY BANKING & FINANCE LECTURER AND HOD, MR ABIOLA LAWAL. HE SAID THE BANKING RULE CONCERNING BANK ROBBERY IN BANKING HOUR SAYS, WHEN YOU ARE IN A BANKING HALL AND ROBBERS COME IN AND YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN YOUR FUND TO THE CASHIER FOR DEPOSIT, THE BANK WILL NEVER PAY YOU, DON'T SAY YOU HAVE GIVEN IT TO THE BANK(CASHIER), BECAUSE THE BANK HASN'T CHECK/CONFIRM IF YOUR NAIRAS ARE ORIGINAL AND IF THE AMOUNT YOU WROTE IN THE TELLER IS TRULLY THE AMOUNT OF CASH YOU ARE DEPOSITING

LOOK AT ALL BANKS' TELLER'S, THEY ALL HAVE WHERE TO FILL IN ALL DENOMINATIONS. EVEN IF YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN THE CASHIER N1BILLION.
THE BANK WILL AND ONLY LIABLE TO PAY DENOMINATIONS IN WHICH THE CASHIER HAS TICKED OR MARKED IN YOUR TELLER CARRYING YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS(SOUND VERY RIDICULOUS? LOL)

SO WHENEVER YOU ARE IN THE BANKING HALL TO MAKE DEPOSIT, WHILE THE CASHIER IS CONFIRMING YOUR FUND, THOUGH SOME OF THEM(CASHIERS) BUT TELL HIM/HER TO TICK THE DENOMINATION(S) HE/SHE HAS COUNTED

Sincerely, Brazillian babes are beautiful be it white or black. And that brazil has the highest number of prostitutes in the world, I heard the *shawo do have radio stations in Brazil.

Some will go to Fifa 2014 world cup and blindly spend all he has on Brazillian prostitutes

sulakishop: Good!

what's Good? Are they returning funds or being sentenced to jail like J Ibori?

No single Looter from south-west in the list, abi na underworld them deh bank their loots?

This is what I read from Wikipedia about Carnival:

Carnival is a festive season which occurs immediately before Lent; the main events are usually during February. Carnival typically involves a public celebration or parade combining some elements of a circus, mask and public street party. People often dress up or masquerade during the celebrations, which mark an overturning of daily life. In Germany and the Netherlands, the Carnival season is traditionally opened on 11/11 (often at 11:11 a.m.). This dates back to celebrations before the former longer Advent season (40 days now reduced to about four weeks), or with harvest celebrations of St. Martin's Day.

Carnival is traditionally held in areas with a large Catholic and to a lesser extent, Eastern Orthodox makeup. Protestant areas usually do not have Carnival celebrations or have modified traditions, such as the Danish Carnival or other Shrove Tuesday events. Conversely, the Philippines, though a predominantly Roman Catholic country, does not have Carnival celebrations because it has been culturally influenced by neighboring Asian nations, which do not have Carnival celebrations.

We Nigerians do follow unknown cultures and funnily practise the culture in the opposite manner. Calabar is bubbling seriously at the moment and many streets in Lagos are 'maddingly' crazy(this season) with massive loud noise and flames of marijuanas(igbo) every night celebrating what they called Carnival, but you and I clearly know its Street Jams

APC, the fast growing political party is now being dominated by the PDP members. Now, no one is shouting New PDP any longer, and those who named theirselves New PDP are now in the APC, don't you think the APC is the New PDP?

I always pay attension whenever I had hardcore sneezing and percieved some smell. I asked two friends if they ever experiened the smell when they sneeze harcore but they both said NO. Funningly, about 3days later one of them sneezed hardcore, I told him "why you deh smell like this, you chop dead body ni? And he couldn't utter a word. I think his silence means he's trully smelling while he hard hardcore sneezing.

NLs do you ever experience any smell while sneezing harcore(don't lie)?

And doctors in the house please is normal to experience smell while sneezing?

This is superstory: “Let me tell you more of what I learned about the Yoruba history. Oduduwa was the eldest son of King Lamurudu of Mecca in Saudi Arabia" -OBJ

Where him see money take do celebrate? He once told a twitter user that he is not as rich as don baba jay...even mumu self no say na irony or iro ni

Happy birthday ex VP

I think they should give out cash to people to pray for them the way they lavish naira on voters before election