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[quote author=StephanieEzeh post=36439561]It has become a routine stuff for most guys on this section to tag girls always as hungry girls! To me its pure rubbish! Rich and generous guys don't have time to do this. They have the resources and they aren't stingy to spend a small fortune on the women they cherish.

Guys who use the social media to vent their unnecessary frustration are broke, stingy and wicked! They are many in this section but I don't wanna mention names. One is what ladies wear on dia wri

op dont mind em broke nigga let em keep ranting i tink you ve made a point and its a worthy one. Men of class wont complain onl em broke guy would...tumbs up

True talk op...support yu all the way
i tink guyz are taking it to the extreme i see no problem in spending for som1 i love infact if she lets me i'll spend my all on her.

guyz that complain abut about their babes demand arent just broke the are sick.get a job and quit complaining relationship is all about maintainance...

It a difficult task trying to know if your man is a virgin here are observations that COULD mean you married a virgin...

1. Most male virgins will pass out on their wedding nite w/o popping the cherry feingning tiredness ewhen in truth they are shy

2. If eventually tries to pop it he makes sure hes not controlling instead he follows her lead

3. All male virgins take on the missionary position on the 1st niteexcept the female demands otherwise

4. No male virgin will demand for an MouthAction he sticks to the punny unless offered most will turn down the offer tho

5. No male virgin will demand for anal sex he sticks to the norm except offered by the female

6. Male virgins go one round only on their wedding nite but changes gear as time goes on

7. If your hubby sucks on your breast esp the(right one) continiously then check it chances are he aint a V

8. The first night for a male virgin is usually akward so if yours is so smooth then that nigga is a skilled lover and not a virgin

9. Male virgins will prefer the lights off when the deed is about to be done

10. Just ask him if he loves you he'll tell you the truth theres no reason to lie, i mean you already married...

finally the only sure way to know is asking him...

feel free to comment

From the day a girl child is born, emotions are born. The girl child throughout her life time exhibits different levels of emotion and only few guys understand this but for the vast majority they just cant comprehend how females behave in this manner that is not to say that a man does not have emotions, far from it he does have but tries not to show it at every little oppoutunity.
the list below gives you the sort of emotions a guy will never show even if he feels them

1. A boy will never show the emotion of being told he is loved by his parents but a girl child will readily blush and take it as a very big deal when her mom/dad tells her she loves her. yh!! I know it is, but not that much, a guy dosent show his emotions their but believe me he reflects on it in his private time ...

2. A guy will not be moved if given gifts by relatives a simple thank you is enough and he moves on but for the girl she attaches a lot of emotion to it that one begins to think it was more than a gift, belive me that relative has a special place in her heart not to talk of the gift she can keep it till shes married and even pass it on to her kids you can only imagine. the guy dosent show emotions so that the relative dosent take him for granted but he does relish the moment evry time he sees that gift...

3. A guy will just smile and saay cogratulations to a couple when a chiuld is born truth is he feels more but dosent want it shown. Believe me he feels the conect and hopes to have his someday but a girl child will readily cry, who does that well girls do. Why are you crying if posed will get no substancial reply save more and more motions being released you see 'em feeling the child, kissing him etc the guy wants to do that to ...

4. A guy will move on to the next phase of his career without showing emotions on the outside but believe me he still thinks of the peopple he'll live behind but he know he has to do what he has to do but for a girl too much emotions might not make her take the needed step (i.e after sec. Sch graduation you see a girl crying what for dont you want to go the uni. abi you want to enter SS4...smh buh my guyz will be like i have waited a long time for this buh deep down they still care about the staffs and students they leave behind buh cant be caught crying)

5. If only you cant see a man's mind you will know that on his weeding day he feels more that meets the eye, though he tend to be relaaxed while the girl is on cloud nine believe me the guy is on cloud high...

6. Being in love. Now some peopple might argue buh truth is a guy feels emotionally attached than girls in relationships he just dosent show it atleast not in your prsence. Check out our nigerian artist do you hear their lyrics that is pure emotuon how do they sing it if they dont have it well we know how ladies show this one like the whole world will know shes in love...

8. When a loved one is lost. This one leaves me bewildered the guy looks like nothing hit him even when he shows a little flick of emotion its just getting an hanky out and mopping little drops of tears if any though the woman cries out a river believe me if only you can see his heart he's cried an ocean of waters he just dosent want to feel weak...


That being said, how about what drives a guyz emotions

football
politics
money
fame
... And the list is endless

Please if you aint cut out for a long interesting read then kinndly vamoss...no offence!!

Letgo...
So val was fast approaching and so, you can only imagine the fuss about it, everywhere you went it was val,val,val... infact even the deaf-mute will definetly know it was val, so it was in Nigerian Christian Institute (N.C.I) Uyo a boarding secondary school in Akwa-Ibom state .

I happened to be in JSs3 @ the time of this event and like most young peeps my age who were approaching adolescence my hormones had gotten the better of me and i had started feeling whatever that was urge, love,lust...

I had a babe like most tenagers and being one of the happening dudes(giggles im not boasting) i had to be ontop of my game plus my babe was a materialistic person and she expected something huge from me

yeah when i said ''happening dudes'' im sure some of you were like who cares well you should. you see back then in N.C.I with a population of about 2000 students some 13yrs ago we were only about 9guyz who had lived out of Akwa-Ibom State in fact out of that number only 3 of which i included had lived in lagos the rest were all resident in uyo and its environs they didnt know jack sorry to say

to futher shed more light on that when i was in Jss1 in one of our english classes the female tutor while reading a comprehension passage said the word *prick* in a class of 45, i was the only dude caught laughing infact the whole classed truned towards me and wondered what the laughter was about, @first i thought i had a bad mind buh i soon discovered they didnt know what *prick* meant as used in lagos...afterward i was assked by the tutor why i laughed i stylishly feigned ignorance it was only after she had threatned to report to my parents that i told her i laughed because she used the word *prick* which meant a boy's u know...she said she didnt know i should say it out by this time i was infront of the class well it took about 15mins before i finally said it *a guyz weewee* it didnt take long before the whole class saw my small *prick* as part of my punishment for being enlightned or sorry for having a corrupt mind as she said.

She later told us the meaning of the word as used in the passage im sure you all know it so onto the val thingy

i had sent a letter to my dad telling him that i needed some cash, which i tabulated, stuff like pta fee,extension fee...it totalled to a round sum of 10k which made my dad suspicious and so for the very first time he sent the cash through my uncle who was in the university @ that time and mandated that he paid the fee directly to the affected staffs.

Well i was in for a shocker, @ about 10am on wednesday, mind you val was just the next day the vice-principal academics was on one of her routine tours to make sure teachers were up and doing and so she happened to be in my class whilst the P.H.E tutor was teaching when my uncle walked in and demanded that i be excused on grounds that he wanted to settle my debts i was about stepping out when the V.P said she should see the list, my i was finished

and it didnt take long befollowing conversation ensued
V.P: class how much is pta fee?
class: #250
V.P: he wrote #1500, class how much is extension fee?
Class: #500
V.P: he wrote #1500, class how much is P.H.E text/work book?
class: #500
V.P: he wrote #2000 blah blah blah excuse me young man thank God you have seen for yourself do well to tell his dad

i was enventually excused and hell i had a lot of explanation to do well as fate would have it my uncle no be jew, he tottaly understood the siyuation but said that he felt it was on a high (the scamming) buh when i told him it was for a friend he dished out #5000 to me and paid for expenses while he took the rest. God bless him what would i have done

well it was far from over. During break time it was customary for all students and staffs to gather for about 15min in the schools chapel as it was a missonarry school to pray,praise... The medium was also used to share annoucements and when it was time lo and behold you could see the smille booming on her face as though she had won a visa lottery the V.P i mean she stepped up and after the normal bit of info. Said Good-News ''a thief has been caught'' for a moment i thought an actual thief had been caught only for me to hear my name echooing Wilshere Ramsey Wenger she told the whole school what i had done and i was given 24strokes on my buttoks by a stern looking man poppularly called *barracks* those in N.C.I know what i mean...

Though i lost my babe as she couldnt keep up with a *thief* i became the most poppular boy/student in N.C.I and my the girld kept comming everywhere i turned they all wanted me and till this day there is a lore that goes down in that school about my excapades...

You might ask how did i know about the lore well remember my uncle his child who happens to be a student in N.C.I just told me about my story im sure he's wondering why am giggling althrough...

just heared dis and thought to share it funny but true

1. Take away slap
this type of slap is verry common especially if you grew up with your parents when administered all you do is take it and leave as you cant do nada to the administrator

2. Resounding slap
this type of slap is the one that when given it still echos for like ten minutes like music is playing in your ears.teachers and senior students those in boarding schools can testify

3. Formatting slap
after you recieve this slap everthing you know temporarily deletes for some hours.you cant even tell who slapped you or if you were slapped.

4. Exclamation slap
when an army man slaps you all you can do is wonder who hit you
your mouth be like open but cant form any word

5. Fixed deposit slap
this slaps leaves its print on your face everybody be like who draw map for your face.

6. Rhetorical slap
this kind of slap leaves you in limbo you be like did you just slap moi

you can add yours and share your experience

just heared dis and thought to share it funny but true

1. Take away slap
this type of slap is verry common especially if you grew up with your parents

2. Resounding slap
this type of slap is the one that when given it still echos for like ever teachers and senior students

3. Formatting slap
after you recieve this slap everthing you know temporarily deletes for some hours

4. Exclamation slap
when an army man slaps you all you can do is wonder who hit you

5. Fixed deposit slap
this slaps leaves its print on your face everybody be like who draw map for your face.

6. Rhetorical slap
this kind of slap leaves you in limbo you be like did you just slap moi

you can add yours and share your experience

Op seriously did u sit down to do all these....smh!!!

Well theres a job openning @ festac town show after reading this thread they will definetly give you a job....

Btw 9ce one!!! Cheers

i think love is the simplest yet most complicated feeling ever known to man. what people mean when they say "i love you" especially peeps who arent married is "i will love you" what that means in essence is that you cant really love sum1 @ first sight. i dare say its not love its might not be lust either buh its definetly not love. whatever it is only those involved know what the felling is...

nice 1 bro... thumbs up!!

*incredible*
buh!! women will they ever change.
thank ja dis one caught up with her.
i just hope the girls 4give her...

Godvilla:
[color=olive]Bros... Abeg no vex ooo
How work 2day? Judging by ur comment, its obvious work must have been too straineous for ur liking [/color]

oh!! not really
just broke up with my babe.
hmmn i guess datz too private 2 discuss with yer or on NL. miss her tho

see ?s

yes it is advisable
just like tellling your frnd you slept with his/her boyfriend or girlfriend. how does that work out. you tell me. nonsense

Judge: i herby find the mother-in- law guilty as charged after hearing the girls side of the stor that she is alergic to yam infact doctors report shows that the last tym she ate yam-related food she ended up in hospital for 3mnths. so there4 she is sentenced to 3yrs of anger management classes and the babe discharged and aquited and she be compensated immediately by her husband with get away trip in the maldvies...

wrong preception about calarba babes. i dunno whats wrong with you yobbos.you just keep yameering over and over about calarba babes and sex when igbo babes dey dere....

u b tailor?
but na people like you make me still dey wait to marry because my babe won wear all those uniform as listed me no see any need after all age might not b on their side to wear all dis uniform

@OP me no see hw did one concern you.if she deny or not hw is it ur buzzn.

babe: hi dear
guy: ITS OvER...
SIMPLE NO STORY

Fostercat:
nothing bad for 2 adults to kiss in the public.But the kids might be watching.so wat morals are you teaching them?

what about couples who kiss on their wedding day aint kids in attendance?

sweetorgasm:
wait 1st o, make u really reason dis mata now, y u quote me? abi u wan chop blow?

no offence bro...sho ti #woju mi b4 you wan give me blow

dechandel:
In Nigeria¿?? Heheheheh.. Bunch of Hypocritical peeps!!

But who cares? Someone above already made a point.. If you don't pay my bills, mind your business!!

its only in Naija that there are lots of peopple that will teach you how to pay your bill.
hypocrisy na nija no1 disesase but i feel its due to their lack of exposure. too much illitrate level.

sweetorgasm:
CHAI!!!!! so it was last year that u graduated 4rm primary school? "nairaland filled with small girls since 1770.

m guessing you were her class teacher? "nairaland filled with old peeps wey no wan die since 1770"

Dotwillis1:
Them no born them well,.... So 'd be kissing ma girl in public and some people will come harassing and insulting me. Which level

omo na crowd follow these ones oh!! u fit fight crowd?

FLAWLES:
I dunno.;.i remember vividly last year wen ROZZY(my ex)was traveling home(he graduated);i cried dah i was going2 miss him;he laffed and kissed me@the park;Omo if u see HISSing and INSULT i receive dat day.i din care tho

babe na u sure pass coz my girlie will not allow me do that to her in public.no mind dem buzybodie afterall its not their mouth...

Cutehector:
We are in a country whr things like that should be done somewhr not publicly...

this country is full off hypocrites then becoz im quite sure if dat babe wanted to kiss one of her harrasers the guy go gree once

so i went out on saturday to get some clothes by shoping-plaza in Akwa-ibom and saw a crowd so i decided to know what happened only to be told that the love birds in the middle were caught "KISSING" gosh i was alarmed so because they were kissing in public thats why they were harrased, insulted and what have you. btw they were above 18 and it wasnt like they were hidding. so is it bad to "Kiss" in plublic or show affection afterall the western world does it.

WIKE IS NIKE(CORRECT)
sure boi wike
amechi pack ya load of expired drugs (APC) and go to abuja
leave ph for us

08171319511 EDDY SERENAL (Male). tell her i could be of help. a/c 0022536984 Eco bank do the needful and count on moi

after u bleep her cherry...