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talking about ones self and the things he does is not gossiping talking about other is and i beg you we dont talk about other boys we talk about ourselve s,lives,escapades and celebs buh talking about mr b or c who is our friend is sumtyn men dont do especially when these misters arent present thats gosiping that ladies stuff

what can i say save for the fact that i hope to marry a virgin its not piority buh i sha hope to marry one. however if she isnt i still will.
the reason being that im a damn virgin and i do need to pop sum cherry as my reward for keeping my v card even whaen about 30motels dey my area. old ojo rd maza-maza.

imma go for tht wedding nite babe...

so nobody could stop that devil. shame on every soul standing ther watching as that devil was showing his strenght on a woman. why didnt he beat the male pathner like that. nonsense

so how is this romantic? go to buzzness section and get beter response
btw bar buzz is zezy.....mtchewwww

Dnarvaez:
My Guy u just portrayed the full act of ignorance.
Amma sad to tell u dis, buh u did exhibited d behaviour of a jssce candidate. Tell me u ar shy to accept d truth then i should know hw best to help u

buh i said no offence nah!
anywayz truth b told i am too shy 2 accept d truth that you are actually a jss candiddate after reading your post lyk seriouzly * buh you did exhibited the* no offence plz dont quote dis naigga again m outa here! safe

Dnarvaez:
Aha... You really got me Laughing out loud! There
I took None coz none of the days u listed was special to me, they are just like any other day.
So does dat mean i must choose from ur options? Dude when u'ar given alternatives to choose frm, and u found none suitable as ur answer, you simply take None. DuMmy

*Dummy* is that the new word you learnt in Waec class today. im sure you were told how to use it in a sentence coz u just acted like one.
no offence

Basildvalour:
No, I do not like been noticed cos during the prize giving day, they'll call out all best students and I used to be very shy.

Do not forget, I am happy that I am always free from reading right after exams and also remember that it is because I am very studious.

ok oh! i understand. studious chap.i bet your parents were proud of ya.yoou were probably so studious that they bought you new text-books every week.

Basildvalour:
Exam Days; you know why?

I am a studious chap and exam periods tell me its almost book/reading over time but do not forget that I am very studious.


Meanwhile, GEJ till...(You know)

if you were as studious as you claim then Award/Prize giving Day should have been your best.....just saying

meanwhile GEJ till 2019!!!

Viktoh:
lolz....ah waz d social prefect

nice one social thingz
food was never a problem for me i been get beter school mother so chaw waz nothing

Dnarvaez:
None

you could have just said you didnt go to secondary school. olodo
did you see none as an option
ishi wetin you dey form. hard man 4 your dry mind

Viktoh:
Na visiting dae sure pas

rememba wen i jus enta JSS 1 em kum tro pesin 4 hostel,,chai suffer nor b smol d food na ERROR,,so na on visitin dae i dae chop beta food wae momcy bring kum

hostel sweet die

na your type dem dey call Food Monger i sure say dem finally make u Food prefect....nice 1 tho

Back in secondary scool we sure did have a lot of fun especially the bording students belive it or yes secondary school is the most fun of all levels of edu. so which is your best?
1.Resumption Day......2.Open Day......
3.Visiting Day...........4.Mid-term brake
4.Cultural Day.........5.Founders Day
6.Inter-House Sport....7.Excursion Day
8.Examz Day.....9.Childrens Day
10.Graduation Day....11.Valentines Day
12. Christmas-Party Day..13.Public Holiday....14.Award Giving Day..15.Closing Day

ginawest:
actually, I wl call it baptism name...m a Catholic n baptism name z important

just so im clear ...aint local names allowed as baptisimal names?

ginawest:
I wl give dem local n foreign names...buh dey wl officially bear the local name.. pipu wl know dem by deir local names

cool buh whats the forign name for?

reall dont know what the craze about foreign/english names. virtually every naming ceremony is met with an english name what about our own traditional /local name aint it cool, pls let have your take on this





i'll go for local tho...

Ever 21st century couple want to name their children english names to the detrement of our local names.very soon perharps before the next century every nigerian will probably bear a foreing name.even the ones that were named in their dialect have changed their name to a wester-name to suit whatever purpose(esp. girls).i see nothing wrong in these local names.pls help protect our culture. if we take everthing we see and hear from the West what then happens to our culture.is Bimbo not bter than Drinkwater?

well i think its not cool buh im sure they have their reasons buh me its a no no me and by bae na 1 room till we reach Heaven

well i'll scold my son buh i'll make sure i give the maid the beatting of her live with my kini and i bet she'll never meet my son again...she'll come to daddy

Cutehector:
Nonsense. What defines a man is his integrity, his moral values and his character!

firstly all u said is grouped under his personality.
secondly i said its just an oppinion
thirdly all you said above is nonsense coz when you meet a babe the first time she can see all those values you quoted.fourtly tink before you write rubbish

1.His Looks: haircut,hairstyle,tatto,skin tone,6abs,pot bellied.etc
2.His Wrist: watch,fancy ropes,hand bands
3.His shoes/belt: italiain,china,aba etc
4.His Accent: nigerian,british,americana
5.His Height/Weight:tall,slim,fat..etc
6.His Religion:xtian,muslim,atheis.etc
7.His Wears: clothes,sprays,perfume...
8.His Profession: oil,bank, engner...
9.His Personality: i.e his carriage...
10.His Pocket: major determinant...

Ever wondered how the above statement came to dwell with mankind well dont wonder for too long. here it is,
What is the common factor between Adam and Abacha...........apple
they were both given apple by women but diffrent things happend to them the first ate and his eyes oppened the later ate and his eyes closed forever hence the above statement "one mans food is another mans poison" be careful what you wish for no one man is same we are all diffrent in our on ways. however note the role women played...

kilokeys:
"go jooor" offence no. 1

" u r too short " offence no. 2

regarding" 5ft 9in" as short when 5ft 7 is standard for beauty queens is offence no. 3



offence no 4. - if you are still considering her

she was joking, we are still together buh d fact that she said that first means height was a concern for her in a relationship

So i have been chatting with this babe for 4mnths and we were really cool together you know you could tell the spark was there then she asked for my picture which i did and then the next comment i heared was go joorr you are too short, well she was over exagerating but i didnt like it a bit. that shes taller than me dosent maen am short anywayz i didnt create myself and for the record 5"9 aint short abi is it?
point is should height really matter in a relationship?

well thats mathematics buh in reality men are defently more promiscious

germainediva:
Dosent make any difference.......weda ur fucking 4 love or pleasure.......you will still enjoy it.....so no big deal........love wey no even dey 4 naija........

well you havent seen the love making bleepers yet coz if u have u'll defenetly see the diff. just like say Van Damme bleep you and Van Vicker my sista diffrence day coz van damme na sex van vicker na love

when you bleep a babe dats making love buh when you bleep ashawo dats sex

i onced bleeped an ashi till she confirm me she begin dey cry say nobody don do am lyk dat to her b4 dats love making bcoz of dat she dey give me free service.

asadike:
I don't believe in sex, I believe in love.

whats love without sex? your BF dey try coz if its me i for don bleep love comot from your brain till all that is left is sex sex sex...

Its been said that for a normal nigerian man out of 5babes you toast if you dont see your wife then you probably dont have one why for the babes its 10dudes after which no hubby for you.if you eventually marry then its not to your designed beterhalf. so NL'z for the married peeps how many Ex's before you finally settled down for those still not settled how many Ex's have you had so far. share your number and story...

mine is 2ex's made my wiffy...lol

for all ye formers of accent note that the nigerian accent is the 6th most sexiest in the world so whats with forming again.

rokiatu:
Everyone don't believe in marriage.

if u dont belive in marriage then semenary plenty for naija.so if you dont belive in marriage you belive in olosho ashawo work abi what do u belive in ni?