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Buhari was hospitalized for a long time much of 2016/2017. After some time, we were told that he was recovering gradually. Those who were allowed to go and see him told us that he never recognized anybody. We were told that he was smiling at everybody; people had to introduce themselves to him when they visited. Almost all the ministers, senators and high government functionaries visited for this ritual of familiarization. Finally Buhari came back. His finger prints which were used in programming his office doors couldn't open his office again. Some of us started asking if the sickness reconfigured his finger prints. IMPOSSIBLE! Remember that it was his finger prints that were used in programming the doors before he was hospitalized. Garuba Shehu by his latest confession, invented the "rats" theory; remember the "snake" and "glitche" theories also, telling Nigerians that rats destroyed the door security system wiring in the Aso Rock and that the president has to work from his house for sometime. Moreover, the Buhari that returned from medical treatment allegedly looks younger and far healthier than the Buhari that was hospitalized. We were all happy that our president became very refreshed and younger. Garuba brought the Chinese who installed the doors to come and reprogram them for our recovered, young looking Buhari. The money for that one went the normal Nigerian way. Thereafter, Buhari's fingers started opening the doors. All these happened in August 2017.
A few days ago, during his book launch, Garuba Shehu confessed to Nigerians that the "rat" theory was his invention to deceive Nigerians. So he deliberately deceived us. Nothing will happen and nothing has happened. And immediately after that confession, the same Garuba Shehu announced to us that Buhari has died. Inukwa! Fellow Nigerians, if the first action was a lie, the second one and the third ones are lies as well. Critically examined, Nnamudi kalu alleged postulation that Buhari died in 2017 appears more credible, believable, logical and consistent with sequence of events and realities on ground. Allegedly, the no nonsense Buhari that we voted for wasn't the docile Buhari that returned from hospital and ruled us. Nigerians, Garuba Shehu has dribbled and mumued us. Let's take it in good faith. The game is over.
One day, we will know the details of the "snake" and the "glitche" theories just like this one that is evolving gradually before our eyes now. We shall over come.
Nigeria we hail thee.

Check if u can still use it to count money 💰

Michaelladi1:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/2024-hardest-year-of-my-life-i-lost-3-7m-in-forex-mark-angel/%3famp

Na only wen una lose money una de tell us
But never tell us wen wining!

JASONjnr:
I unfollowed this dude because he's been taking Nigerians for granted.....

Finally had to admit he bend and got oiled for the Grammy.

Go bend to get your own Grammy too
Onye ala !

What a f**k! My country has failed woefully 😢😢

Justiceganduje:
Incompetent election rigger. ICC is waiting for you.

Blood s**ker

LeoDeKing:
Presidential candidate arrested in UK

Party members fighting in Abuja, Nigeria.

Then where is your inec elect ..?😂😂😂

The starter is not the owner, but the finisher. Just chill and wait for what is going to happen to your drug baron. He'll finally end up in jail. May 29th is almost here.

LeoDeKing:
Presidential candidate arrested in UK

Party members fighting in Abuja, Nigeria.

Then where is your inec elect ..?😂😂😂

The starter is not the owner, but the finisher. Just chill and wait for what is going to happen to your drug baron. He'll finally end up in jail. May 29th a almost here.

Dedeity:
Pablo Escobar was the richest man in the whole south America but he never ruled Colombia as president.
Elchapo as rich and tough as he was never ruled mexico.
It's only in Nigeria that a drug baron is pushing to be our president and some idiots who have no ambition are supporting him. How would the world look at us ? God forbid. A drug baron can NEVER be our president

Never will he

heybeebugatty:
Less than 5 days to go…. May we all be alive to witness better Nigeria… Amen

Amen 🙏🙏🙏

9jvirgin:
These letters are supposed to be delivered to HE Peter G. Obi, the incoming president of Nigeria. We love Obi, God will make it happen.

Amen oo!!

oyin44:
Nigerians love tinubu cos they know he has a good intention for Nigerians


Zombidients will sober this morning

Na money all that ppl find come.. or do you think they'll vote for him ..?
Mafuu... The election is around d coner

wordbank:
And so shall it be
ISEEEE

Amen ��