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Gerrard59:
The average Nigerian man is ugly. That is one hill I will die on. I had a comfortable life in Nigeria. Now, imagine it for people who hustled under sun, rain, inhaled generator fumes, sat in go-slow etc., before they japa'd. It was through pictures of males in that Facebook group that I realised our men are not really handsome. Our women are finer even without make-up.

Thank God you attested to the recent folks in the UK. Their face too strong with lots of railway-like marks on them. Without money, those men won't even have partners in Nigeria. The one who got a girlfriend after downloading 24 apps was literally the most handsome. Even the interviewer was not handsome. A lot of re-fining would be needed for at least five years to change the narrative at least facially.

Inhaling generator fumes for more 25 years has effects on facial looks.

The average man is ugly and it has nothing to do with your country or where you come from.

This thread na major click-bait. Nigerian men and women wey dey get steady wire just here laughing at the comments

Ednut03

Other 1st world countries encourage their children to use mobile phone and create applications that enhances their understanding of these devices and how it can make life easier

BLACK PEOPLE IN NIGERIA ARE BANNING THEIR CHILDREN FROM USING THESE DEVICES.

Continue setting yourself behind in the world stage and be debating nairalanders' opinions that won't change your retrogressive way of life.

ednut1:
two years driving extract enables you to do the full Drivers test or the provisional one in some provinces like Ontario . If not you would have to wait a year to do test after doing the knowledge test.

What if you submit your Nigerian drivers license? Could it work?

Blessedme4:
Pls house, I saw an old 2017 post on how to obtain a driver abstract here I.e sending an email to Abuja. Pls is it still the right way and are there payments for it? Thanks for your response

why do you need a driver's abstract?

Cherrymia:
Your child needs to update his/her immunization records based on Canada standard for study purposes.

Yes

CountVersailles:
[/quote]Diarhoea caused by Rotavirus is self-limiting i.e. the disease will have to run its course. Your baby's immune system will eventually fight it off and it is not life-threatening so no need to panic. If it happens, keep your child hydrated with salt-sugar solution (or already prepared ORS pack, if available)

Remember, to make a safe salt-sugar solution at home, you need
-1 level 3ml teaspoon of salt
-10 level 3ml teaspoons of sugar (or 5 cubes)
-1 beer bottle (or 2 soft drink bottles) of clean water with volume 650ml

[quote author=Cherrymia post=112130066]I came to Canada with my 2yr old then but I had to go to the immunization clinic with his immunization card and he was given the ones he didn't get from Nigeria including rota virus vaccine and also continued updating his immunization till date,so my advice for those already in Canada is to keep track of the immunization their child didn't get back home and get them ASAP.

Every country has their immunization schedule for children and it is based on the prevalent disease in that region. Don't get worried if there is a vaccine your child did not receive in Nigeria, it was likely not needed.

ednut1:
but no be lie na. When you jam too many people with skion skion for head, i dont want kids, i don’t want to marry, indebtednesses, pet fanatics, swingers. Eye go clear lmao

Oh that's what you mean. lol. This one na small challenge

shege45:
I am single, been here since 2019. I never still marry,

you get other things to pursue, when you ready to marry, you go marry.

Kingdemu:
Guy u no smart at all oo. 90% of the comments on this thread are indirectly telling you that you stated the problem without stating the make and model of your car. I'm shocked that you couldn't decipher that, Chairman.

At this point, even if they tell him the solution, he won't be able to decipher it

specimenv:
Dont have enough data. Which building is this?

US Embassy

Thank me later

Engr2000:
Dont waste yoir time. Canada will prefer to recruit truck drivers from South America than Naija

Why so?

xwiit:
At live camp junction, Abuja I decide to get plantain to supplement my food this morning I was surprise when the lady told me two seeds of plantain for N100.

You were cheated

prex29:
Good morning All,

We have been asked to do remeds however my wife is 17 weeks pregnant. My concern is the X-ray exam, is there an exception for her since its a remedical and she has done X-ray in the previous medical. What is the X-ray done to detect and can another test be done to check this?

From my research online, it seems if we don't want to have the X-ray due to possible negative impact on the baby, we will have to have the baby first and then wait to add to our profile.

Any response will be greatly appreciated.

You have nothing to worry about. At the medical centre she should indicate that she's pregnant, they will sort her out.

prettyboi1:
... & then persecuted European jews from Europe were moved by the UN in an exodus to a carved-out land that belonged to Palestinians. Instead of staying within the limits of the carved-out land that the UN settled them on to, they've been trespassing & taking more of the lands of the natives. Have you ever noticed why it's only the Israelis that look different in the Middle-East? That's cos they are ancestrally Europeans. This present day Israel was created in 1948.
Before the UN moved them to the Middle-East to carve out a country for them, one of the options considered for the UN to carve out a land for them was Uganda. So, you see? Today's Israel might as well have even been in Africa (precisely East Africa) if the UN settled to carve land out for them from Uganda. All of these things I have told you are verifiable. Research on them.

The Canaanites lived on that land before they were conquered, some were taken as slaves, others were displaced as refugees.

The Canaanites are
1. Phoenicians (modern day Lebanon)
2. Philistines (wiped out by King Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon in 5th century BC)
3. Israelites

The Israelites want their land back.

It would interest you to know that modern day Iran has sworn to wipe out Israel from the map, and one would not blame the Israelites for trying to defend themselves.

prettyboi1:
You're the one who needs knowledge. Israel is the one OCCUPYING Palestinian lands & not the other way round. I'm not a Muslim incase you would plan on coming back with that weak line.

If you search the history on that land, it was 1st occupied by the Canaanites a group made up of Israelites, Philistines, and a third I can't recall the name.

The Philistines were wiped out during one of the conquests led by a monarchy from the East, the rest were displaced, and the people of Palestine occupied the land.

Domestic flight tickets are now over N50,000, Nigerians cry out

bonechamberlain:
Good, voice of reason is gradually prevailing.

African leaders are the most senseless humans on earth. This war is an avenue to express their displeasure to the west about their inglorious role in destabilising the region by removing Ghadafi. Yet this same leaders are siding with the west against Russia, probably because of neocolonial aids.

Buhari the dullard has wailed and complained thousands of times that the crisis in Nigeria was fueled by the senseless ouster of Ghadafi. Yet he joins other useless leaders in condemning Russia siding with US who removed Ghafi for just hating him, thereby causing total chaos in West Africa and its neighbouring regions

What most people fail to realise is that if Russia fails the world would be almost uni polar, entirely in the hands of the US and its lackeys. More Libya scenarios would happen, US and NATO would have a carteblanch to change any leader they don't like, install puppets in countries close to ther neighbours and cause crisis anywhere they feel like.

Our government has started blaming them for prolonged fuel scarcity. Bunch of retàrds

mfm04622:
It is not by age! What will the running mate bring to the table? How many votes will the young man bring to the table?

I cringe each time I read this statement 'how many votes will "X" bring?'

the young man will bring ONE VOTE

Unless you're suggesting they continue rigging elections

Rice and Pepsi?

Eeééhh

Ramadan has health benefits if practiced correctly especially if you're trying to shed off excess weight.

The dietary discipline it instills helps one regulate daily calorie intake, and increase amount of calories burned.

Think of it as a variant of intermittent fasting

I am not clicking any of those links

Tonyamori:
Dollar spoilt my mood today . I have gone to change all my cash back to naira oh � ... dollar that I bought 560 is now 530 before next week it will enter 500 . I for just leave my cash for naira . Who send me

Why did you have to change it? I would have preferred you saved it in USD

dickson2000:
Honestly this is a selfish opinion and God won't let it work. Same thing he benefited from is what he doesn't want others to benefit from.

That is why Nigeria is the way it is. The country has a lot of money, forget what the news is telling you. These type of people do not want the money and benefits to go round.

beauty7:
[s]When I have a child, and he or she does wrong,beat him or her 3 strokes of the cane on his/her hands.

Don't beat him/her on the buttocks because it is an assault on his or her sexuality.

Even beating on the back can be dangerous for a child, particularly girls, because the back is close to the breasts.




According to the book called "Riddle of cruelty", Continuous beating on the back of a female can make her to tie sexual pleasure to pains received when being beaten on the back.


It is because the nerves in the breasts and the back are closely connected and stimulating the back by beating and stimulating the breasts by sucking could be mixed up by the brain.


As in, the brain may interpret pains on the back as pleasure in the breasts, because of the closeness of the breasts to the back, with interconnected nerve.


To the extent that beating her back could give her the same pleasure as sucking her breasts.


The same thing is applicable to males, particularly when it comes to beating on the buttocks.


The nerves in the penis and that in the buttocks are closely connected.

Beating his buttocks can give him the same pleasure as having sex.


That explains why many men loves beating/slapping buttocks because it kinds of give them pleasure.

So beating on the back affects females negatively more than it affects males,


and beating on the buttocks affects males more than it affects females.



But the best kind of caning is on the hands for both gender.



Because if only one gender is always beaten on the hands, and the other gender is always beaten on another part of the body,



soon, that gender would begin to sexualize beating on the hands, because it is only done to his or her gender.



If one day, he or she sees the people from the other gender being beaten on the hands,he or she would be sexually excited, because what is only done to his or her gender has been done to the other gender.


It can give a sexual pleasure to him or her seeing people from the other gender being punished in a way only meant for his or her gender.



It is applicable to all other forms of punishments where such punishments is only for a specific gender.



For example, if in a school, only girls are beaten on the hands, and boys are beaten on another part of their bodies,



the day a boy/boys would be beaten on the hands, some girls would be so excited sexually.



To avoid such,it is necessary to flog boys and girls on the same part of the body, which I believe should be the hands.


Please forgive me,I am not a talkative.

This is an anonymous forum, that is why I hide under anonymity to speak my mind.

That explains why I don't put my pictures here, because I created this moniker to speak my mind, which in reality I can't do.[/s]

Share your opinion.

Bullshít

That's not how the human body works

Ask your sister or girlfriends if they were sexually aroused when wiped with a cane on their behinds

yunqdady:
U type like a man.
I don't trust you

I got the same vibe. It looks fishy

irijuola:
Hiiiiiii
I'm kinda ashamed to type this here but the kain laugh wey my Indian housemates use me laugh today warrants say make I ask for help. Whenever I cook beans or make vegetables in the shared kitchen, it smells so awful though this doesn't affect the taste. I'm a good Nigerian cook . Even me perceive the shitty smell. The whole kitchen plus corridors had the stink. There was a day I prepared Afang and went for midnight shift. The next morning, the shitty stink was still in the air. Now, shame don dey catch me on top my food. I've been thinking, maybe I should just adapt and start making sandwiches, etc. Funny thing is that my Indian housemates food also smell but the smell is that of a heavily spiced 'indian' food and is 'kinda' not bad laidat. This evening, I had to spray the kitchen with air freshener, even at that, the smell is still there.

Help!!! What should I do to eradicate this smell. Note, the kitchen has vent and air conditioning.

it could be the specie of your ingredients are different or going bad because beans or afang do not have awful smell while cooking.

Pepperoni001:
Please can someone use NYSC has work experience?

Yes

You are a hero Syllables, do not give up on those children.

Women posting photos of themselves with and without makeup

adanny01:
That could be fuel pressure related.

Your fuel pressure regulator is responsible for keeping pressure in the fuel line even after the car has not been started for a long time. That pressure it holds on the line enables the car to start instantly at the next start otherwise the fuel pump needs to build pressure before the engine will run.

So your 1st kick was just for the pump to build pressure. It is located in the fuel sending unit in the fuel tank.

You won't believe the problem if I tell you. It was the battery