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LiteratureRe: The Diary Of A Crazy Kid by edgideon(op): 4:29pm On Aug 21, 2014
She asked him if he was a Virgin(shit,I hate that question coming for a girl's mouth)well thanks to his teacher on women affairs he learned that there are some questions that don't deserve answers (take it from me girls use questions to kinda figure out what kind of person a guy is,if u give em answers to all questions then their interested would die,you then seem boring). Alex was wise enough to give a sarcastic answer, he told her I don't have a hymen or did u see one. She faked a laughter and then they talked for some time until Alex's battery was almost dead he bid her bye.
The next day Alex seemed happy,his mom sensed it n asked if it had anything to do with the new neighbors,he lied that he broke his subway surfers high score(his Mom played too, although she wasn'ty too good it), His mom told him that she wouldn't be coming home tonight so she would try to pull out Clarisse (Alex's sister) from the boarding school for just today, Alex gave a scornful look to show he wasn't a fan of the plan,Clarisse is Alex's kryptonite she has a gift,she always figures out what is going through his mind,she was a loud mouth too,she was a mommy's girl she told her mom everything she knew about Alex, she would also blackmail Alex because of any little reason, her going to the boarding school was a gift from God to Alex,he had ultimate freedom from her absence,they only met in school,she was some one he should be proud of though she had an hour glass figure,she was someone who would turn heads when she walked pass,nevertheless Alex hated her.
Alex mom decided that since Alex has developed a level of maturity he could stay alone for a day,she gave him pocket money of #10000,and told him that she would send the driver to deliver food stuffs to him(Alex cooks) he was in support of this plan. he didn't even take his bath he ran to James' place to continue with his missions(Efe),he was definitely in love with her but he didn't want to appear so desperate, he went to Efe's place she said she was going to their old apartment later in the day n that she wouldn't mind if he joined her he played cool and said :well since you are begging,there would be no problem but you would have to pay my fare tho, She smiled and told him that she would call him when she was ready,Alex was obviously in love with how well things where playing out. he felt God himself was helping out his pathetic ministry.
Alex went home took his bath n put on his outing attire and for the first time in a long while Alex sprayed perfume virtually all over his body,he also equipped himself with contraceptives(which he got from no one else but,James)he was prepared for the outing about 1 o'clock,he called and asked when would she be ready she giggled and said ;now who's begging they gisted and she said plan has changed and she would be ready for him later(at this point Alex felt she was giving him the badoo vibes).
to be continued
LiteratureRe: The Diary Of A Crazy Kid by edgideon(op): 4:26pm On Aug 21, 2014
guys I would appreciate your comments and suggestions
LiteratureRe: The Diary Of A Crazy Kid by edgideon(op): 4:16pm On Aug 21, 2014
She asked him if he was a Virgin(shit,I hate that question coming for a girl's mouth)well thanks to his teacher on women affairs he learned that there are some questions that don't deserve answers (take it from me girls use questions to kinda figure out what kind of person a guy is,if u give em answers to all questions then their interested would die,you then seem boring). Alex was wise enough to give a sarcastic answer, he told her I don't have a hymen or did u see one. She faked a laughter and then they talked for some time until Alex's battery was almost dead he bid her bye.
The next day Alex seemed happy,his mom sensed it n asked if it had anything to do with the new neighbors,he lied that he broke his subway surfers high score(his Mom played too, although she wasn't too good it), His mom told him that she wouldn't be coming home tonight so she would try to pull out Clarisse (Alex's sister) from the boarding school for just today, Alex gave a scornful look to show he wasn't a fan of the plan,Clarisse is Alex's kryptonite she has a gift,she always figures out what is going through his mind,she was a loud mouth too,she was a mommy's girl she told her mom everything she knew about Alex, she would also blackmail Alex because of any little reason, her going to the boarding school was a gift from God to Alex,he had ultimate freedom from her absence,they only met in school,she was some one he should be proud of though she had an hour glass figure,she was someone who would turn heads when she walked pass,nevertheless Alex hated her.
Alex mom decided that since Alex has developed a level of maturity he could stay alone for a day,she gave him pocket money of #10000,and told him that she would send the driver to deliver food stuffs to him(Alex cooks) he was in support of this plan. he didn't even take his bath he ran to James' place to continue with his missions(Efe),he was definitely in love with her but he didn't want to appear so desperate, he went to Efe's place she said she was going to their old apartment later in the day n that she wouldn't mind if he joined her he played cool and said :well since you are begging,there would be no problem but you would have to pay my fare tho, She smiled and told him that she would call him when she was ready,Alex was obviously in love with how well things where playing out.
LiteratureRe: The Diary Of A Crazy Kid by edgideon(op): 7:01am On Aug 16, 2014
NinoBrown888: since you said its a diary, try and include date and probably time, it will spice it up..

Don't know if you grabbed the drill.
bruh I appreciated the suggestion but due the fact that its not going to be a one character story dates will just make it confusing (I'll see what I can do about the timing)
LiteratureRe: The Diary Of A Crazy Kid by edgideon(op): 6:59am On Aug 16, 2014
Continuation-
Until both eyes meet,the rip In the fabric was so large it exposed her pink panties(as boys there are some things we just can't stop staring at)Alex was lost staring so hard he had a boner she noticed it now,Two things were going through Alex's mind was it that she didn't notice it or was it that she's so bad that she didn't care?
After moving all what they could,Efe gave Alex a hug to signify her appreciation, she didn't even change the torn cloth she just tied up a sweater around her waist, they exchanged numbers,she told him she was 17 years old,Alex was about to tell her his age but then he remembered the advise of James(we boys we have little exposure to girls most times have friends that teach us things we think we need to know, James was that teacher),he tried flirting by telling her the next time her cloth tears its gonna be in her room,she faked a smile,they departed.

I think it's time I tell you a little about Alex's background,His dad died when he was 6 years old,his elder brother is in the university of Port Harcourt, He's elder sister is a boarder in his school,he tried boarding but the bullies sent him back home with bruises, His mom is a lawyer who owns one of the biggest law firms in Ajah(due to the distance she left home early but came back very late),they were rich thanks to their Dad's inheritance and their mom's success(now you know why Alex is a little spoilt)

Alex ran to his perverted teacher (James- I'll refer to him as that because it's true,James has the gift of a chocolate coated tongue) Alex told James of he's encounter,he gave the details of how her skirt tore up and then he exaggerated that she even opened her legs to reveal it,James smiled and said what did u do next na,Alex lied that he hugged her and put his hands on her bare laps,James gave a nod showing that at last Alex is getting wiser, he told Alex what to do next and even told him what names to call her,that night Alex had difficulty in getting the image of Efe's laps out of his mind,Alex tried hard but to no avail,he dialed her number(at 2am)to his surprise she picked up before the ring back tune started playing, was she expecting his call?, was she one of those night calling people,they exchanged pleasantries and then she asked him something real strange....


















let's continue later in the day
LiteratureRe: The Diary Of A Crazy Kid by edgideon(op): 6:17am On Aug 16, 2014
long update coming up today by 4 pm guys n thanks for the support
LiteratureRe: The Diary Of A Crazy Kid by edgideon(op): 9:56pm On Aug 15, 2014
I'm real sorry I can't update much it's coz of my phone I'll try to continue by tomorrow
LiteratureRe: The Diary Of A Crazy Kid by edgideon(op): 9:22pm On Aug 15, 2014
Alex(age 15,student of Berry ville,Ikorodu Lagos state,introvert and a little spoilt)

Do you ever have that feeling in which you picture yourself with someone else doing things, well you are a pervert,that's not love it's lust.
Alex met a girl call Efe she was something he'll refer to as close to an Angel,she had a killer hip,an always pink lip and she had an affiliation of black dresses (maybe coz of the passing away of her mum and Grandpa within a space of 5 months) Alex met her when she was moving in she asked for his help he relunctantly gave her,she has 4 elder sisters a semi-blind father,she bent down to pick up a load then her cloth tore Alex noticed it but pretended not to she didn't suspect a thing until.............................. .........
LiteratureThe Diary Of A Crazy Kid by edgideon(op): 2:05pm On Aug 15, 2014
I will be starting a serial writting soon(serial in the sense that i wont dwell on one character but we will have a lot of characters I have a gift of a very wild imagination you'll come to learn of
just sit back n enjoy yourselves

I'd be starting soon
TV/MoviesRe: Which Cartoon Character Will You Love To Be IF You Were In The Cartoon World? by edgideon(m): 2:04pm On Aug 15, 2014
kulkatty: hi smiley
would u marry me

i dont have ebola oo
TV/MoviesRe: Which Cartoon Character Will You Love To Be IF You Were In The Cartoon World? by edgideon(m): 1:51pm On Aug 15, 2014
kulkatty: Uchiha itachi smiley
Namikaze minato cheesy
Senju tobirama grin
a girl that loves naruto


my dream girlll
FoodRe: Secret To Party Jollof Rice- Lets Discuss The Secret To Cooking Party Jollof :-) by edgideon(m): 5:46am On Jul 27, 2014
the secret is































there is no secret just the use of firewood n gravy ll n diversity of cooks
FoodRe: Best Method For Preparing Noodles.lets Exchange Recipes With(out) Pictures by edgideon(m): 5:43am On Jul 27, 2014
step 1 boil water n add egg

$tep 2 add d indomie and its spices

step 3 serve it up

am a honest person.....my ingredients cannot be more expensive than the main dish
TV/MoviesRe: Korean Movies Chatroom by edgideon(m): 9:53pm On Jul 14, 2014
miztola: Hi everyone.....who has watched empress ki??
i swear you and my sister are d same o my sister watches that and that jo po yung whatever she even cries o m germany
RomanceRe: What's The Big Deal In Friend Zoning A Guy? by edgideon(m): 12:44pm On Jul 06, 2014
ITbomb: Argentina get only one player. Messi
u don't know anything
fine Argentina has only one player n his name is Di Maria
CultureRe: Similarity In Some Nigerian Languages by edgideon(m): 6:02am On Jul 04, 2014
ore- friend in Yoruba

Ore- curse word in Urhobo
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Favourite Christian Movie by edgideon(m): 4:54am On Jul 03, 2014
Elantracey could you please give me a re add I lost my bbm account had to get a new one d pin is on my signature. Or share yours lemme re add you
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by edgideon(m): 9:48pm On Jun 27, 2014
hey I am back from the future and I saw that the trend will get to part 3
LiteratureRe: AV by edgideon(m): 9:33pm On Jan 07, 2014
identify the characters more please and for better results SUSPENSE is needed
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by edgideon(m): 9:27pm On Jan 07, 2014
Charlie I. want more
LiteratureRe: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by edgideon(m): 9:20pm On Jan 07, 2014
[quote author=D.Ella.luv]Am gratefl to God

I cnt tnk me oga Rock enof,rili,wrds cnt express hw gratefl I am,make una hlp me tnk him

To all of u dt stuck to d story nt mindn dt one 'world' was lagging behind,tnx a lot to u all

Stef nwanne m,d oda Ify(miss),edgideon(hpe am correct),fony,Ade,kingz,oga chistar,madam speaker and many odas me oga must hv mentioned na una try pass


Came bak ystday,wl try and update b4 midnyt

All the new members,we welcm una,we r 1 big happy family[/quote]welcome o ,Yes u r correct*^▁^*
LiteratureRe: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by edgideon(m): 8:00pm On Jan 06, 2014
Emma n his side kicks vs Mr kiki n his bull dogs
winner takes the mangoes
LiteratureRe: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by edgideon(m): 7:55pm On Jan 06, 2014
front page things o!!!!!
LiteratureRe: AV by edgideon(m): 12:11pm On Jan 06, 2014
decaprico u b basky, abeg make the story frequent n sweet o
LiteratureRe: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by edgideon(m): 10:05pm On Jan 05, 2014
chei Ya,sorry, ella.do. something
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Was The First Thing You Did This Year by edgideon(op): 7:57pm On Jan 01, 2014
some real badoos are here o no one even went to church
Nairaland GeneralWhat Was The First Thing You Did This Year by edgideon(op): 7:17pm On Jan 01, 2014
2013 Has come and also gone, 2014 is here, so what was the first, I mean very first thing you did this year
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as for me I was watching a. Nigerian film on mytv since 9 pm December 31 2013 till January 1st 2014 meaning i watched a film for a year
.so pals what did you do first
LiteratureRe: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by edgideon(m): 1:51am On Jan 01, 2014
2014 things
LiteratureRe: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by edgideon(m): 3:16pm On Dec 28, 2013
The rock5555: Junior no be Timaya na, or so am thinking... grin grin
him b bleeper
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by edgideon(m): 3:10pm On Dec 28, 2013
chokay master
LiteratureRe: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by edgideon(m): 10:30pm On Dec 27, 2013
Junior don day taste UKWU!"!!!!!!

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