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hala madrid, i greet all of una

I wonder how a 40 year old like postmann, oops errandboy could be foolish enough to announce his presence on an online forum, begging people to welcome him

it sure means one thing, nairaland is your life, your backbone, without it you are nothing, engaging in e-brawls is your valid definition of being successful in life

postmann aka errandboy

Now is the time you run some errands boy

i might get brick-bats for doing this, but i do not care, as long as it puts you in your place, it is a win-win situation

incompetent-bastard

postmann the bastardized-loner, one who is still caught grappling with myriads of intellectual challenges

You get mind ah swear

This was a brawl and like the past ones could have ended with everyone getting past it and moving on

But a demented faggôt like you thought otherwise and felt he could threaten me on a forum that aint his

You are an adult yet with the brain might of a child, You are capital D" Dumb, you have been cooped up in the atmosphere of stupidity that it now defines you

i won't pity you

you asked for this

Esteemed ladies and gents, do crave my indulgence as i swing before you the doors to the great theater of shame. The principal actor being one edimolu edimolu2 and edimolu3, who's nairaland's foremost Tramadol-assisted, erectile dysfunctional degenerate. He lifts my phrases like a shoplifter. This intellectual fraud and human xerox copies theworks of others in his desperation to place himself beyond his intellectual limit.
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postmann aka errandboy!

choi, see FIPA, Hahahahahahaha, this goes down as the most pathetic cry for vindication i have ever come across

A 40 year old man cc'ing people he is far older than ,yet being ignored like a plague

hahahahahahaha, This is disgraceful, what could be more embarrassing than seeking for backup/vindication yet being rejected, a lady even warned you never to mention her anymore

i can't begin to imagine the kind of self-pity and unhappiness accompanied with the disappointment that was etched on your face upon sighting that

Postmann aka errandboy, what really happened here, you lost focus and became so emotional!..
what manner of man lets his emotions get a hold of him? ...

Don't you think it is time you ran some errands? it shall never be well with you if you either throw the victim card or claim being busy offline

postmann:
For misrepresenting my handle and age, may your life not stretch beyond 40 years.

May death find you at the eleventh hour of 39 years. May your children inherit your cognitive troubles and genotype disorder. May they best you in weed smoking.

May they be timid and lousy when approaching a woman and say like daddy in an online forum "how can i reach you offline?"

The werey be dey cry

postmann:
;

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehe, see this one quoting with a laugh, this baba is already running mad ooo

that reminds me, why did you not laugh puting the "j" as in hahahahahajajajajajaj, olodo buruku

Guy yhu boring dieeee

postmann aka errandboy, keep them errands going

postmann:
I've told you you make a bad bedfellow with grammar. Your grammar is so bad, it makes yoruba sound posh.


If your mother wasn't getting penile snack from a young yahoo guy how didn't you think she was able to offset the accumulation of local taxes on your father's wooden chemist shop? Nigger, don't know shìt!

Abeodun, his name was. He used to scrap your mother's pussy walls like a goat scrap his back on a tree. Rough and brutal, that's how he liked it.




Imma chest master player. I got you where i want you. While you take a mental blow and complain and rant like a troubled narcotics patient, I watch from my psychological goggles with a wry smile.


You're a like a house of cards. Your foundation, like your genes are weak. And so is your family background. These insecurities are the underlying current behind your aggression. The most insecure people use aggression as a smokescreen to hide their insecurities. Psychologyy 101, boy!



Now, you've invented a new edi-gargon "ineffeminate".

No matter how hard you try to hold the pretence, you wouldn't succeed anymore than your mom succeeded in keeping her pussy walls free from Abeodun's penile grazing


And you know I'm anonymous? Doesn't this confession makes you the biggest simpleton ever!!!

No, you must continue in your shameless pretence that I'm lezz. You have to continue in that line, else you'd look far more stupid than your father looked when he released that watery, deficient sperm that formed an ignoble idiot like you.

And your pic, that's one of the many errors you made here along side your making your genotype public knowledge and your mother's death too. Including being a JSS 2F failure and whimp who got beaten by a girl.

See, i don't have to be too imagiative when putting you in your place.

You made it easily with your attention deficit syndrome that caused you to spill the bean of your personal and family traumas.

Mumu! Mugu! Iti bolibo!!!

Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

trash as usual, errandboy get to digging and stop disgracing that bastard that sired you

can't you successfully make a rebuttal without silly mistakes?

emotional bastard, dude be wan cry

postmann aka errandboy, what manner of 40 year old man cc's people thinking they'd come back you up, yet they ignored you like a plague

you are a pitiable and pathetic soul.... no one gives a heck about this brawl, a lady even cautioned you never to give her a mention anymore, but like a shameless midget, you still cc'd her, so has any of them graced your mention? calling you shameless is an understatement , in due time I'd figure out what best defines your misfortunes

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postmann, it shan't be well with you, if you do not see your boast till the very end

postmann, stop faking busy ooo, we both know this is the only arena where you can assume to be what you are not in reality

postmann aka errandboy

you are what your moniker construes? you have run more errands than any nairalander i have ever known

visiting different dead threads and posting them here reflects your name, i guess you have a job afterall, i was wrong to have called you jobless, my bad

so errandboy, could you do few runs and post some quotes before i hit the sheets

emotional pussy-crazed biiaaaaatchhh

see as i dey bully the bastard

postmann:
You more than an elementary display of pretence to pull this off. You're need a monster size payload of arsenals to win this.


Now, shame has forced you to change your DP after i assaulted it with my powerful narrative.


You didn't replace it with another self portrait, you choae to hide your natural[b]shotfalls[/b] afraid my pen sword would rip it apart once again.

This ia who you are:


A mugu with a matching expression
A cheap classless dirtpoor sub-urban rodent trying by fire by force to dress stylish.


Your roadside grade t-shirt and glass.

A mugu will alway betray his class even when taken to paris.


Now type me your trademark denials!

God! i couldn't help but notice the numerous mistakes in this post, what is wrong errandboy?
is your brain purging out basic nutrients faster than humans breathe in oxygen?

what was that gibberish in your first paragraph?

i have not even started with your silly âss, by the time am done with you, you would think twice before making baseless boasts

This postmann aka errandboy would type anything just to assume relevance even though it makes him look stupid, dude still wouldn't mind

imagine this faggôt yapping i changed my dp cos of him? you must be irredeemably stupid...you trolled with it in times past and when i decided the pics had exceeded its validity, i decided to put another, is it your picture? if you are so ugly, should you not churn more energy in questioning God rather than throw unreasonable and watery insults at people who are far better than you and have the balls to post how they look.

errandboy you are such a repulsive-hypocrite

This confused retârd dissed my dressing style, still went ahead to further reveal his foolishness by calling a mall, a saloon These ware signs of dementia, nothing else

by now you are wishing you never started this

i was gonna watch a match tonight, but babe convinced me not to, now i have your time

you must post all those quotes oooo

postmann:
You more than an elementary display of pretence to pull this off. You're need a monster size payload of arsenals to win this.


Now, shame has forced you to change your DP after i assaulted it with my powerful narrative.


You didn't replace it with another self portrait, you choae to hide your natural shotfalls, afraid my pen sword would rip it apart once again.

This ia who you are:


A mugu with a matching expression
A cheap classless dirtpoor sub-urban rodent trying by fire by force to dress stylish.


Your roadside grade t-shirt and glass.

A mugu will alway betray his class even when taken to paris.


Now type me your trademark denials!

Emotional-pussy craved iidiot you are

you shift posts faster than you mama shifts pant for a quickie

so now it is no longer plagiarism, it is now my picture, see how unstable you are, you seem very agitated and confused and would type anything just to save face

Ineffeminate urchins like you have not the right to question anyone's profile picture when you have foolishly embedded your pitiable-self in being anonymous, now before you come cry foul and bore me with "those who know you offline" and shii, i do not fûcking care, to me you are just a 40 year old rejected fool who finds pleasure in cc'ing people who give no heck about his pitiable existence

in order words, leave my pics as e be, my pictures , my page my business, never your concern

Get to digging and post more quotes abeg, you this emotional bastard

errandboy right now

dude be like, wetin i do eddy like this now, make this guy just free me now

postmann:
For misrepresenting my handle and age, may your life not stretch beyond 40 years.

May death find you at the eleventh hour of 39 years. May your children inherit your cognitive troubles and genotype disorder. May they best you in weed smoking.


May they be timid and lousy when approaching a woman and say like daddy in an online forum "how can i reach you offline?"

E pain am emotional-bastard

niccur go cry to your mama, aint responsible for your misfortunes at age 40..

postmann:
Cock-craving lunatic, you want me so bad, don't you? You've been on this forum as early as 6:14am

How do you like your burning anus since i got you sodomized all week, leaving your rectum bright-red with bruises?


Bitchass muderfuker! You want a free intellectual ride on the backs of a true intellect without paying your dues of obeisance and royalty, may thunder visit you and your hopless family of uncultured barbarians.

If not that Michael's parents were transferred out of town during your secondary school days, you would have choked that boy to death copying from him during exams. His sudden departure in suddenly exposed you as the JSS 2F dullard who could barely read his exam question papers.

And here you are riding on my intellectual property with undue arrogance like some dirtpoor auto mechanic brandishing his client's Jaguar. You undisciplined imbecilè.

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I am persuaded to demand of you, how do you live with yourself, waltzing through life knowing fully well youre a failure, only if your father had done the wothdrawal method, he would have saved me this words with ur sill a$$

You're trying to hold the world responsible for your own personal limitations and traumas - typical characteristics of a child deficient in fatherly affection.


For a man as yourself, burdened with so much hormonal fluctuations, I wonder if any male genes from your father survived your epicene embodiment.






I'm going to take you through a long torturous ride until every dead cell in your cranium lights up to my electrical stimulus.

I'm gobsmacked that a hollow, basket case as yourself mentioned intellect when it's obvious you're poorly read, ill-exposed and lethargic in world affairs. As if that's not enough trouble for one individual, you display emotional imbalances which have shrouded every fabric of your judgement in a blanket of sentiments and unrealistic old wives' tales.

For a man as yourself, burdened with so much hormonal fluctuations, I wonder if any male genes from your father survived your epicene embodiment.

I'm persuaded to demand of you; how do you take a woman? How do you command the male aura, enchanting a woman with the contrasting characteristics given to a typical male from birth since you're so symmetrical to a woman? I bet you're a dry, lifeless aromantic dweeb who oozes from lack of adequate testosterone supply!

Now let me look up and make a reply to the pile of baloney you wrote up there.

Common sense should have guided you to a simple logical deduction that since men are physically stronger than women and naturally are the defender and protector of the common heritage of humanity, he is naturally predisposed to commit more crimes than the female folks. Same way a woman limited by her physical strength is more prone to other non-violent vices that are equally dangerous like betrayal, manipulation and deceit.

You have taken your sour relationship with your father out against the world. You're trying to hold the world responsible for your own personal limitations and traumas - typical characteristics of a child deficient in fatherly affection. I'm sorry, but I'll rather have you sequestered than having a contagion like yourself roaming free in our healthy society with all the potency of your virulency.

Blah blah blah....keep crying like a sozzled eddiat

The mumu can't even quote properly, is that not emotional instability taking place already?

So now am wanting you so bad, after you quoted me for no reason, your brain must be leaking the necessary vitamins responsible for proper thinking, he is already playing the victim card, hahahahahaha

This one is so spent that he posted the same diss yet again, this is what they call stuck-brain, no wonder you were foolish enough not to know the synonym for colleague is workmate..olodo

I won't pity you, sho lo stupid nii

BadBradley:
stop these lousy denials. It doesn't make you look secure.

You're below me in breeding,birth and peerage and education.

After following all my monikers and plagiarising postmann's disses word for word, who will engage you with pride or enthusiasm? No one. You obviouslyhave nothing to lose as a gutter frustrated fan getting high on engaging people you plagiarise their posts and follow their monikers around looking for a father figure to mitigate the trauma caused by your absconding absentee, part-time dad..

You're a thief, a dishonourable shameless one.

You no get class or style. And you are forever discarded, and forever humiliated and ignored.

No one fights with a Stan/fan. Keep the hierarchy unpolluted, edimolu.

And get a crash course on how to cope with rejection and stop taking it personal. Because you're going to get lots of it in the future.

If you like give me maniacal mentions. It wouldn't change the fact you're a fan plagiarising my own lines and caught pants down , a tramadol addict, an erectile dysfunctional reject with genotype wahala and a serial pm sending bandit who has been blocked endlessly by NL girls on WhatsApp and driven out from an NL group because no one wants you.

That's your history.

You honoured me by following me on nairaland and honour me still by never stop quoting me since April 2017.

Give us a belly-laugh , editramadol.

So long.

Blah blah blah...yada yada yada...keep crying yhu never know anything, as long as you have decided to cower in dead threads, i'd keep making mockery of your existence as i deem fit

Good , keep shooting yourself, i like the fact you admitted owning up to all the monikers...does that not make you a jobless and bastardized 40 year old?

Am zandha/darkr.ebel
Am a sickler
Am a league of monarch reject
Am a tramadol addict?

Your disses circle around that jargons, if you got balls bring it on to FP na?

Wen you feel pained is when you cry for vindication, eddy follows me , eddy follows me , like a nursery rhyme, are you so dumb?

E pain am die!

See as this bum.bae obsessed faggît dey weep

You never see anything, i will be your end on this forum

see as the werey keeps running from this.....olodo

postmann:

So opines a JSS 2F dullard who couldn't get past his secondary school exmas

Yeeeeekpa!!!! Britain and America must here this!

That poverty-stricken-addict means someone addicted to being stuck in poverty.

Didn't i tell you you process your thoughts in yoruba before you translating to English. How else can't someone come with such bizarre word combo with stupid meaning to match.

postmann how market now?

postmann:
And this silly dolt from a tree of incestuous bastards with ineffectual genotype calls this a diss?

If any of my relatives get to ask an elementary question as genotype compatibility at his early or late 30s like you or even at his 20s, i will expurgate his name from the family.

You're a disgrace to the male folk. A dumber than dumb idiot. Add your intellectual woes to your bad genes and your narcotics abuse, then you have the complete image of a hopeless man.

I told you I'm gon' increase your nightmare.
Complain all you want. I've got me an antidote to your pretence. I'll just keep repeating this since you no corresponding retort to offer.


TOP 50 GREATEST HEADSLAMS AGAINST EDIMOLU EDIMOLU2 EDIMOLU3 BY LEZZ AND POSTMANN

NO 4


@ #4 Sits the "dark may beatitudes". Casting a dark shadow over edimolu's world with terror. His first reaction was a complete pretence of not seeing this mother of all dark spells.

be sincere errandboy, that my quote pain you no be small, see as you ginger with plenty words, i felt your vibration even from here, i swear this punishment wey i dey give you sweet pass brawling

see as you dey mumu yasef, how much s.eun promise you?

postmann lets address this now, why you cowering like a pussy nigga...i bet you are anyways

postmann:

So opines a JSS 2F dullard who couldn't get past his secondary school exmas

Yeeeeekpa!!!! Britain and America must here this!

That poverty-stricken-addict means someone addicted to being stuck in poverty.

Didn't i tell you you process your thoughts in yoruba before you translating to English. How else can't someone come with such bizarre word combo with stupid meaning to match.

How can you make such mistakes in one writing?

see olodo wey wan troll

postmann lets address this now, why you cowering like a pussy nigga...i bet you are anyways

postmann:

So opines a JSS 2F dullard who couldn't get past his secondary school exmas

Yeeeeekpa!!!! Britain and America must here this!

That poverty-stricken-addict means someone addicted to being stuck in poverty.

Didn't i tell you you process your thoughts in yoruba before you translating[/b]to English. How else [b]can't someone come with such bizarre word combo with stupid meaning to match.

postmann:
Keep the pretence going, that's the only alternative you've got.


TOP 50 GREATEST HEADSLAMS AGAINST EDIMOLU EDIMOLU2 EDIMOLU3 BY LEZZ AND POSTMANN

NO 3

e pain am, kikikiki, e dey pain you cos your poor attempt at trolling don't scratch poor fella, i feel for you! *sad face*

mr man which pretence? biitch boy you are soft, very soft, so to massage your ego i should pretend being pained? you for kukuma come my cabal cone stab me na, ode

you know what? okay let me see if i can pretend to be pained..

errandboy plueeessseee am sooo pained, you would like that wouldn't ya? boy! not even in your dizziest and wildest dreams

see person wey wan troll, see as i dey bully you, you sef fight back na

see as the otondo dey gbagaun for my head
olodo

postmann:

So opines a JSS 2F dullard who couldn't get past his secondary school exmas

Yeeeeekpa!!!! Britain and America must here this!

That poverty-stricken-addict means someone addicted to being stuck in poverty.

Didn't i tell you you process your thoughts in yoruba before you translating to English. How else can't someone come with such bizarre word combo with stupid meaning to match.

postmann wassup? cat got your tongue? you suck at trolling, you aint even great at being bad, your technique of trolling is the lamest ever, you lack the ability to troll intellectually i be like newbie to you? you get mind ooooo, e no go betta for yhu sef if you no troll me

what manner of 40 year old resorts to posting quotes to where i have brawled midgets like him, sometimes i question if you actually spent nine months in your whôrish mother's maggot infested belly

It is obvious you were born prematurely which explains why your brain has the same capability with a 10 year old

am still bent on you posting those quotes else you would become stupider than before! cowering faggôt

postmann you are becoming very slow, are you having network issues? i fit share you hotspot ooo

*thinking to myself*

Abi this werey megabyte don finish nii?

postmann:
TOP 50 HEADSLAMS AGAINST EDIMOLU EDIMOLU2 EDIMOLU3 BY LEZZ AND POSTMANN


No 2

At #2 sits this savage carnage by no other than nairaland's finest, lezz. Casting the African tradition that pays homage to the dead aside, he dug edimolu edimolu2 edimolu3 mother's grave and emptied her rotten remains before the city square.

Take a read:

Good, you can do it.....i like the energy....at least for once in your life you are being busy on nairaland

postmann:

So opines a JSS 2F dullard who couldn't get past his secondary school exmas

Yeeeeekpa!!!! Britain and America must here this!

That poverty-stricken-addict means someone addicted to being stuck in poverty.

Didn't i tell you you process your thoughts in yoruba before you translating to English. How else can't someone come with such bizarre word combo with stupid meaning to match.

ee person wey wan correct me oooo,america no even need hear this one, i must tell your papa, wonders no dey ever end..hahahahahaha..
exams don become exmas,
translate don become translating
hear don become here
can don become can't?

baba admit am, your education na waste, how can one claim to be versed in English yet makes the silliest mistakes, you aimed at correcting me yet made an outright foolishness of yourself, you see why you make it very tiring engaging you, you make mistakes faster than the speed of light anytime you intend correcting, it makes you a repulsive-hypocrite baba...olodo