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oya postmann, i dey wait you ooo, ability your brain don dey get seizure, hurry up guy, you don't want se.un to change his mind about paying you

This midget wan dey threaten me, i don die, beating you sure pass anything, i have done that in countless threads with you chickening out tails between legs

but o boi, to dey brawl person wey lazy to spring up new disses don tire me

so hurry up and post more quotes, if you stop midway, it shan't be well with you

postmann:
Your conception actually took place behind a bar joint. And your shameless dead bitçh of a mother was still sneaking out of her home while 6 months pregnant for some late night penile snack with your father's best friend.

It was from this root of shame you sprang up without a sense of personal honour or integrity.

This Internet diss thief is talking about someone recycling his own works. When he was creating you're off to the Internet stealing already made lines and even stealing from him as well. You even stole from my theumbra account. Now, that's the true reason your pickup lines are so lousy you needed harddon's help. Mugu!


Mr, "how can i reach you offline"! Mugu raised to power 10!!!


TOP 50 GREATEST HEADSLAMS AGAINST EDIMOLU EDIMOLU2 EDIMOLU3 BY LEZZ AND POATMANN



NO 1

At #1 sits the reposte depicting class, sublime command of verbiage and scorn towards an inferior in class, breeding and intellect.

The carnage left edimolu edimolu2 edimolu3 shattered that there was no corresponding retort from him

This 40 year old jobless no be small na so your life don spoil reach?

just like i have always asserted , when you are intellectually spent is when you resort to dead brawls to prove you still got diss-might, well it is the opposite brah, your head no dey dia, you weak die

oya make sure it reaches 50 though, if u don finish send your bank details give se.un make hin reason you small change...Mr CIA

postmann:
What is a poverty-stricken-addict? You internet-educated, unlettered degenerate.

You just throw words into the pot like a bad cook combines recipes. Illiterate!!!

May the devil rape your mother in hell for her sexual waywardness that resulted in the birth of this lowlife, called edimolu edimolu2 edimolu3

lol....number 1 nairaland olodo, mumu wey no know say poverty-stricken-addict means one who is addicted to being stuck in poverty

your mumu no dey ever end

postmann:
I'm gon' teach you some botter lessons. It takes a lot more than mere persistence to withstand my carnage.

You got to be literally gifted, creative and witty. Spontaneity is also key in returning fire for fire in proportionate measures. These are all qualities you lack.

You've never been a successful troll. Trolls are witty and well read, not a below average JSS 2F dunce like you.

All you came armed with is pretence and deceit and intellectual theft. Rolling away all the smashing repostes sent against you with some watery responses. That's a disgrace for a wanna-be troll. And in your stupidity you picked nairaland's finest in the person of lezz to brawl with.

Well, I'm going to maximize your nightmare and horror for your effrontery. You matchless oaf. I'm going to rewind all the bombardment hauled against you thus far without any adequate response from you

e still no enter, put more effort, where is the nightmare and horror? This one don mad finish oooo, horror on top nairaland? hahahahha

olodo, wbat is the meaning of "repostes", this one will just be blowing grammar like an iidiot

You aint giving this your all at all, see what agitation and confusion can lead one to

i love dagrin, he defined music on a different genre, paved way for em olamide and co!

dude'd forever be missed by his fans!

BadBradley:
See state of the art depression and frustration for this sad, organic retárd. Logging on with two monikers on a Monday morning

No customers for his chemist shop
www.nairaland.com/attachments/7014422_screenshot20180423085617_jpeg2ab8f5c6d1c6550c1719769f353fab08

cries of a dying horse pele shogbo

Why should i engage in a brawl with a nitwit who recycled the same thing over and over and over again boring the shii outta my àss,one who isn't motivated by creativity

moreover i had challenged you to an FP brawl, i'd love to see how hard you can cuss albeit seeing your monikers and ugly face littering the entirety of nairaland, with screenshots of countless people you have harassed and harangued.

the threads to which you were seriously beaten by zaaand.hhha, darkeeenbabboon, looor.rrdaaadaam and onema.nnnlegion and left for dead even after quoting yourself and using your moniker in second person to stage a comeback

Thread where you got spent and copied a whole diss word for word, zannnn.ddhha had to just pity you, and also the screenshots to where you have stalked several female monikers harassing them unnecessarily is still in place

Dude you can type an epistle after seeing this, i'd make mockery of it, it doesn't change the fact that you are a poverty-stricken-addict and an obsessed faggôt

To have even trolled zannnd.dha with his mother's death even speaks highly of your failure

And moreover, why engage you here with no one to see you fall?

clownish môron

postmann:
While we understand that the joblessness cliche is a well worn out retort for unimaginative trolls, you're indeed joblessness re-defined. The only job i know you have is to follow lezz around like an obsessed, star-struck newt.

A JSS 2F dunce and narcotics abuser is unemployable. That's why you've devoted your full time and prime of life to lezz, studying him like the text book your wretched parents couldn't afford you.

Imagine this cursed elf coming online to ask about AS genotype compatibility!! And you want us to believe you went to school.

Mr "workmate" , no blue collared, corporate employee uses the word "workmate". It's normally colleague or coworker. Only agberos and the labourers engaged in unskilled labour regularly employ that word.

arrrrrrghhhhhh! wat is with you and boringness na, shame no dey gree catch you?, oga bury your head in shame

ok we don hear you, i be js2 dunce ,i be sickler sef, i been get attack few moments ago join, i don send pm to every moniker..... anything else? dunderhead

time to time ensure to make creativity your watchword, it'd help

PigMeat:
who is the bride in the picture below and what makes u think she is the bride?

more obvious than grasses being green!

No 4 is the only lady looking at the man with much admiration and a seductive smile...she owns him!..lol

scam!

Jayceon:
Old boy must have taken a permanent vacation in Igbo Dreamland to even think he got everything under control

You are yet to stare your thieving politicians in the eye and make them face the music yet you talk of letting me off the hook.what hook??


nobody is ever present on NL like you and you have proven time and time again that your social life is non-existent like your paper economy ,besides,who made you the gatekeeper of Nairaland? .Don't you know that your status here is the same as anyone else's?

And you have one of the world's most sought after commodity (your oil) and still poverty never left your doorstep,can't keep electricity on for 5 minutes,can't patch the sinkholes in your damaged roads.just put that jungle on lease lol


ANC pays internet service?? wow I never knew because I buy my own data and so is everyone I know.did you pull this one out your aśs because you can't handle the heat anymore?


You are hundreds of miles ahead in a race back to the stone age comparing to SA and other countries.some of your leaders have called for recolonisation of naija..DON'T DENY THAT .And to think that you hate a country that basically feed all of you monkeys is beyond me,we gave you malls,world class shopping centres,we taught you village raccoons how to ride escalators ,world class cable TV,and what do you do to show your application? you bite the hand that feeds you

And who the fu*k are you? your own father can't even recognise you,he left the moment he realised his sperm was a complete waste


This village mumu's mumuness is iconic

please be merciful!

who would have known being an online-assassin could successfully pay a 40-year-old man's bills. This is as laughable as it gets!

Tollzara:
Hey, bro. Message me on WhatsApp. Some shìt happened and I lost all my contacts.

done!

lol

Ladyjumong:
hello

sure you can barely remember this moniker, yet am not ready to go through memory-juggling with you!

well overtime maybe, so pray tell, how have you been, my korean lady!

DGkennels:
We don't compromise on quality at DG kennels, as we all know quality ain't cheap and we bless God for dis lovely boy of ours...

Our boy Blade is an exceptional and prolific straight imported Pedigree Caucasian Shepard dog.. . Blade was imported from Russia and we are pleased with his development and great productivity record... He is massive and located at DG kennels in Oluyole estate extension, Ibadan Oyo state Nigeria .We know d Pictures attached to this post would not do him justice enough until u see him physically. He is available for possible breeding with quality females. You can contact us for more details on: 08162024473 or check and follow our instagram page @Dg_kennels for more better pictures, videos and updates on him and our other dogs

wow, did not know top breeds like this exist around oluyole extension....i might put a call through before the end of the week...can i ask where exactly in extension?

Jungpablo:
OP has not said anything concerning his stool yet

well maybe, but i thought i saw something that looked like stool among those pictures..

modified: yes you are right! i just checked...i missed the part, it is vomit

with such stool, i believe it to be parvo...please do the needful, you could be lucky cos i wasn't ,i lost my bb pup two days ago, am still yet to get over the loss as i spent almost a fortune acquiring it!

Ladyjumong:
Oh no! what makes you think so. This new year already, ve got no time for that, beside there is always one or two point to pick from those comment tho. Anywhere i noticed you are more of active in the romance section these days. Miss the old lionessza tho see you around some other time

hi there my k.lady

such zeal in attaining success, he is worthy of a mentor to me, but asides that, Seun is socially bankrupt offline, i hate that much about him, such an introvert, you would be bored to death holding a convo with him..

Anyways i walked past his house couple of days ago..my lil cuz attends his dad's school

postmann:
Dunderheaded, unlettered great ape. It is "as i rightly asserted" not "as i rightly-asserted"

This is what happens when you copy someone without a basic understanding of how grammatical punctuations work.

Bwuahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

k

postmann:
Life is hard enough for the physically and biologically fit, much less someone in your mold -- a genetically compromised sicklemia with poor academic profile.

Your life is on a fixed routine, as boring as the second hand of a clock oscillating all day round an empty circle; like a restless wave making a boisterous noise only to end up aimlessly on the pebbled shore, hence the sobriquet "postmann" is the only vent of escape from your meaningless world.

I have become your obsession, the puzzle that sends your weak heart on overdrive. If only you had devoted half the obsession you have towards me into your studies, you wouldn't have found yourself in JSS 2F, nor would you have turned out to be a shameless recidivist in plagiarism.

There's no short cut to being an intellect, neither is glory meant for fools. Every chair is built with someone in mind and when you find and acknowledge yours, you'd discover you're only a pedestal right after the intelligence of the hominidae. And like them, the chromosome for shame is missing in your DNA.

k

Number 10 as usual...spot on

BluntBoy:
It doesn't mean that he is a Christian. I love Jesus Christ and I am not ashamed to identify with Him and yet I hate being labeled a Christian.

You can either choose both or none,yet not in between, would you embrace being rather labelled a muslim? From the name Christ was the word "christian" conjured!

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Namdeenero:
Dude do you read at all Didn't you read where I said I've had the same picture in my phone for a very long time? Pls What did u think this thread was all about?

MY BAD...I MUST HAVE MISSED THE PART!

Namdeenero:
He doesn't even need to do. You see that picture up there, I've had it in my phone for a very long time.. I'll post the full picture here.. That's enough evidence, let him ask me where I got the picture

so where is the picture? you only re-posted what the dude initially posted!...

D5000y:
You are a complete fool! I can employ you this useless idiot.

MR dangote in the making, you are highly welcome!

MUMU..one must be very broke to have vented such anger on someone you barely know and to rather end your sentence with a curse validates my reasoning of you hailing from a very very wretched family...

SEE OUR VERY OWN MR DANGOTE, SUCH VEXATION...YOU BROKE NO BE SMALL.. ODE OSHI

D5000y:
Are you insane? 15k for an internship role and you forgot that the so called interns are also graduates? It clearly show you are one of them. May you never find a better job in your life. Amen.