Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Ran Away From Interview by edimolu(m): 11:24am On Mar 01, 2018 |
D5000y: Are you insane? 15k for an internship role and you forgot that the so called interns are also graduates? It clearly show you are one of them. May you never find a better job in your life. Amen. you are a complete retârd to talk to another in this manner, if life has been so hard on you, should you vent your anger on someone far better than your filthiness? |
Romance › Re: I'm Loosing My Wife To He Colleague by edimolu(m): 6:10am On Mar 01, 2018 |
Cjizzy: Why are we even here sef.  |
Romance › Re: I'm Loosing My Wife To He Colleague by edimolu(m): 10:09pm On Feb 28, 2018 |
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Romance › Re: Man's not hot by edimolu(m): 1:56pm On Feb 28, 2018*. Modified: 8:15am On Mar 01, 2018 |
Shroud: nice preference but not unattainable.
But be careful of the kind of advice you'll get from some folks here like edimolu/ edimolu2. Dude is acknowledged to be beyond frustrated, a serial reject by all notable female Nairalander in romance section including bumbae, marinee, optional1 etc
You can do a cusury search on his name with these monikers and you will witness true bone-chilling anguish and frustration from a man begging for friendship and date to the point of shameless stalking.
Things got so bad he was blocked offline on WhatsApp by these females for persistently demanding for nudes. Which is proof the man is a devout psychopath and loser both online and in the real world.
Check Harddon's topics on how to woo a girl and you'll see this same sufferer of mental epilepsia major called edimolu begging for help on how to bed a girl in his own street.
Wishing you good favours in your quest, but be prepared to sieve true advice from the empty drivel from a man who should be the poster boy for failure and unaccomplishment.
The boy is so unfortunate nature made him with deficient hormones and genotype. If you think this is just a diss, Check his thread and see him placing ads for anyone unfortunate enough to match his mutant DNA cells.
Happy quest. pffftttt..shiooor.. E no enter! try again  It took a very busy man just 13 fûcking minutes to stage a rebuttal.lol.such a haha joke...now that's more like it...to have quickly typed this ill-fated gibberish which is best at lulling one to sleep validates you are jobless as i rightly-asserted and that my words hit you like a thousand daggers making a total-sieve outta that filthiness you regard flesh! LEZZgoat aka postmann.  i can sense your anger and agitation, it pleases mind to know i made you that way! so long dunce  |
Romance › Re: Man's not hot by edimolu(m): 12:24pm On Feb 28, 2018 |
germainediva: 40+ Gainfully employed Christian Physically fit Good sense of humor oops...i would have recommended a 40+ old who spends eons of time on nairaland sexuality section, one who is in dire need of love. CODE NAME:: MR lezzGoat aka postmann aka shroud, but mind you, dude hasn't been favoured with a job!...keep hunting dear...the good lord is your strength!  |
Romance › Re: She Got Busted For Lying About Her Sex Life On Twitter by edimolu(m): 10:12pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
Jodha: Lool...pm mhe .. Lol!....pm completed!  |
Romance › Re: She Got Busted For Lying About Her Sex Life On Twitter by edimolu(m): 7:56pm On Feb 21, 2018 |
Jodha: Lool...what's "mia " and "awol" ? I've been good oo..how about yhu?...
Provided I'm not banned... I won't go mia and awol  hahahahha, well MIA- missing in action AWOL- Absent withOut leave! yea am tryna be aii, hows your day been? ya know we could do this offline right?  |
Romance › Re: She Got Busted For Lying About Her Sex Life On Twitter by edimolu(m): 10:12pm On Feb 20, 2018*. Modified: 10:01pm On Feb 21, 2018 |
Jodha: Yesso... These mods should eat their app...I'm tired of their rubbish... I was relieved of the ban ..few days ago... But I've been quite busy lately... How have yhu been dearie?... Do not mind those silly bunch of retârds  i just hate it when you go MIA or AWOL just luke that, reason i had to check on you! yea , i have been great love, been a lil busy too but i got me me time too...lol... i hope you doing great? do not ever go MIA without proper telling  |
Romance › Re: Do We Still Have Such Men??? Pics by edimolu(m): 9:36pm On Feb 19, 2018 |
Men are born to cheat, it is inborn, a common biological certainty....most times, not even marriage could make us bend our rules, except for our lovely kids offcourse!  |
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Romance › Re: If Your Score Is Less Than 40 You Need To Start Living (pix) by edimolu(m): 4:21pm On Feb 19, 2018 |
100% |
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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Nina On Top Of Miracle As They Have Sex Again by edimolu(m): 4:03pm On Feb 19, 2018 |
I would have preferred a vedio being made out of this missionary style than a mere picture! |
Family › Re: How To Handle Husband That Eats Out When There's A Misunderstanding by edimolu(m): 10:08am On Feb 19, 2018 |
tofolo: He is being childish and immature, sit him down and make him understand that you would always cook and keep for him cos as a wife you have too, and and be sweet and nice about it. Goodluc.  |
Pets › Re: Sold sold.. This one's has been sold.. Remaining four super male's @40k each, by edimolu(m): 12:35am On Feb 19, 2018 |
liquidmetall: Please if you are not ready to buy don't add me and waste time.. After all the long talk.. You will tell Mr I'm not ready yet
Guys don't let this opportunity pass you buy
Cute and adorable Caucasian at your doorstep now
Hurry Location? |
Pets › Re: Dnt Buy A Dog,buy A Boerboel U Wil B Glad U Did by edimolu(m): 12:33am On Feb 19, 2018 |
vinscent: I have both sex super quality bb pups4sell....these are top notch dog u cnt miss out...Ibadan....08053223701 Please could you post a picture of the parents? Are the pups pure? |
Romance › Re: She Got Busted For Lying About Her Sex Life On Twitter by edimolu(m): 12:12am On Feb 19, 2018 |
Jodha: copy and paste thieves too full that Twitter... Been on another ban yet again? |
Romance › Re: "Feminists Want Benefits That Men Get But Don't Want The Problem" - Lady by edimolu(m): 12:31pm On Feb 18, 2018 |
Hypocrisy at its peak! |
Romance › Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by edimolu(m): 12:28pm On Feb 18, 2018 |
ChatDicted: Hungry? Who isn't hungry in Nigeria? It's better than going into crime. Those who have their hunger because of pride never go far. I'll show you a screenshot of today's sales while I was sleeping. Even books we haven't made available, people are requesting and paying for them. It's called trust, quality, and originality.
The secrets are:
1. You need to be original. If Apple increases their phone's price to 5 million, people will still buy. If Techno does same, everyone will run.
Click to see inside: https://s13.postimg.org/vp21rozs7/UIZ4_Rt3i.gifhttps://s13.postimg.org/fs39uip93/Wet_Clef_2.gif
2. Be smart. You act too dull to me. You created this thread in 2013 yet it has 200k+ views. I came to Nairaland in 2016 to read news. When I checked Romance section and noticed lots of guys needed dating help, I decided to pitch in and provide a quality service.
We created a forum called http://www.wetclef.com and it has almost 2 million views, yet you're still here on Nairaland struggling, begging Lalàsticlalâ to move your thread to front page. Śeùn doesn't know you exist. So, I made a smart move by creating a forum and setting it up as Africa's #1 men's dating tips forum. We share dating tips for free. The books are only for those who want to read further.
Click to see inside: https://s13.postimg.org/vp21rozs7/UIZ4_Rt3i.gifhttps://s13.postimg.org/fs39uip93/Wet_Clef_2.gif
Our books are currently being patronized by 3 other African countries in our forum and the rest of the world in Amazon Kindle. There are people who see money when others don't see it. Engaging you on Nairaland means more money to us because you're clueless. If there won't be money, you think I'd condescend so low in replying you with details? 3. Trust. All our clients trust us because we deliver as promised.
I'm only here to school you to help you wake and stop that call-girl service you provide on Facebook. Though, I haven't checked the page, but I suspect that is what you do.
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Start being original today and you will be an authority tomorrow.
We only made 10k today from 1 book. We have made 50k from 1 book in a day. This is to tell you how lucrative this business is as long as you're original. Be wise. This business is called, "Suffer once and make money forever, then invest it offline, not copy-cat always and stay stagnant."
Click to see inside: https://s13.postimg.org/vp21rozs7/UIZ4_Rt3i.gifhttps://s13.postimg.org/fs39uip93/Wet_Clef_2.gif
Sadly, my statements above really sound rude and a show-off to me. I sincerely apologize to everyone reading this, but I need to show evidence because people doubt too much. We're sincere, we're legit, and we provide original solution. Whenever you want to copy from others, don't copy more than 10%.
Let me reveal somthing to you. We made one of our books free and 2k downloads were made. Only 5 people returned to say thank you. This same book was sold to some people and they all returned to say thank you and were gushing how powerful the book was.
Lesson here is: People cherish what they spend money to get. And if it's original and of quality, the better.
Click to see inside: https://s13.postimg.org/vp21rozs7/UIZ4_Rt3i.gifhttps://s13.postimg.org/fs39uip93/Wet_Clef_2.gif
In your case, since you're offering a copy-cat tips, there is no need to monetize it because the original owner may sue you. Our books don't go through plagiarism check before uploading on Amazon becaue they're original.
Don't reply me again because I may not be kind this time around. Mr. Teddy Bear. (Na joke o! #smiles).
Click to see inside: https://s13.postimg.org/vp21rozs7/UIZ4_Rt3i.gifhttps://s13.postimg.org/fs39uip93/Wet_Clef_2.gif Would you just stop spamming someone else's thread? |
Romance › Re: Bbnaija - Miracle Having Sex With Nina From Behind (caught On Camera) by edimolu(m): 11:41am On Feb 18, 2018 |
Ladies have been faking ecstasy since 1800  |
Politics › Re: Cattle Colony: Kogi Hands Over 15,000 Hectares Of Land To FG by edimolu(m): 2:45pm On Feb 13, 2018*. Modified: 3:37pm On Feb 13, 2018 |
postmann aka lezzGoat, it is funny how you keep replying with your postmann account knowing fully well you have always boasted of postmann dropping a punchline and leaving...now that same postmann stays glued to my page, even when he is not being quoted or my post being shared by him, your drivebykiller account pops out from the blues...hahahahaha Not everyone is stupid like those in the family you hail from! You have agreed not to be postmann, but postmann agrees he owns the Theumbra and hammerofthor account, an account that quoted me on the 24th of July last year, and out of the blues your shroud account shows up even when your hammarofthor account had just being created without any follower! i could go on and on...the reasonable ones have always known you to be postmann, you can keep fooling the others for all i care... jobless mofo  |
Politics › Re: Cattle Colony: Kogi Hands Over 15,000 Hectares Of Land To FG by edimolu(m): 2:37pm On Feb 13, 2018 |
[quote author=postmann post=65031310][/quote]i have quoted it! You can now stop spamming my mentions like a silly bîtch! Demented cow  |
Politics › Re: Cattle Colony: Kogi Hands Over 15,000 Hectares Of Land To FG by edimolu(m): 2:21pm On Feb 13, 2018*. Modified: 4:17pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
postmann: I'm the light in the dark tunnel of your benighted, adult-class education. I'm that mighty river who let out a branch to supply you and your kindred the basic refreshment to your educational impoverishment. You must copy me and look up to me for inspiration whenever you have to converse in writing. You just can't help it. A look the emboldened betrays your endophenomena parasitic nature.
Now, look at the piece of junk you wrote up there. A closer look at your word combination leaves one with no other conclusion that you're a bona fide contemporary illiterate who never converse in English by default. You fight with words!
Look at your punctuations!!! Over 50 words with no full stop!!! You started with a narrative from the first word, spanning over 50 words without a full stop and ended with a question mark! 
You try too hard. Intelligence can't be taken by force. You either have it or you dont. You weren't in jss 2f by chance. It was an intellectual assessment of your cognitive strength. Dunce!!! 
Even that jss 2f which was the last arm of jss 2 was reserved for the community slot and that was how you sneaked your way into secondary school. Dullard!!!  This dude couldn't even spring up a better reply than to cry foul as regards my articulation..a sole reflection of being intellectually-bankrupt! so now it is punctuation marks again, awuzu bi llahi, you are a failed entity i sweari gaaaawwwd! characteristics of lezz when pummelled.*He complains about the length! *He complains about the time you take to reply! *He complains about plagiarising his words, i guess he created all of them! *He recycles the same disses over and over again till you are being lulled to an unnecessary sleep! *He shows signs of hypocrisy when he is diss-bankrupt! *He corrects another's mistake yet makes the same as fast as his hôrny mother cums upon dick-Drilling! Am sure you did a proof-read before submitting your lengthy filthiness of hypocrisy but as a blind-bat who has been bestowed with the gift of cataract, such mistakes would elude your reasoning, you became so dull and dumb you started putting full stops in places where commas are required. Were you not taught to capitalise the first letter in nouns, you are a complete-retard, you can't even apply apostrophes where necessary, separating a word like "bonafide", this punk doesn't even know when to use either past tense or present continuous like "converse", and what the fûck is "endophenomena"?,This is what happens when your brain swaps places with your a$$! ode  You are a bastardized son to ever think you could ever school me in English, i hold a better knowledge and degree in the use of grammar than your whole generation combined, it has never been about the use of ambiguous words that you barely even know the meaning! Mr endophenomena , aye mi oooo  guy go sleep abeg  |
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Pets › Re: Adult Black Male Boerboel Available For Sale. Kindly Open. by edimolu(m): 3:53pm On Jan 28, 2018 |
femcruz: How do one handle a dog of this age?? it is easy bro, a dog would be quick to regard you as his master once its environment is being changed! Though some might still be show acts of aggressiveness initially, but it doesn't exceed a week, even before the third day, the wagging of tail would be in motion at the slightest sight of food! |
Romance › Re: Word For Some Ladies Here (receive Sense) by edimolu(m): 3:26pm On Jan 28, 2018 |
efesodje: You have killed the he-goat. See how he looks like a fulani herdsman  He is a fulani herdsman, see his face! Now you understand how social life works, i would never hold a discourse with this dimwit offline, not just for his failed sense at reasoning, but his fashion sense as well! Pray tell? Does the idiot not look like a wânker, he is a sex-starved reject, wouldn't blame him though, if i was a lady, i would also starve this filthy being of sex....won't even hold a conversation with him! See his black neck sef, even my hair aint that black  |
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Romance › Re: Word For Some Ladies Here (receive Sense) by edimolu(m): 3:06pm On Jan 28, 2018 |
WHIZKIDEFE: Congratulations! You just proved your high level of stupidity! *next Stupid hypocrite, anyone who doesn't agree with your hogwash is either pained or jobless right! Mumu You can only fantasize on what other nairalanders possess, you are an embarrassment to the guy-code, you are a foolish adult with no better sense! With a face that messed up, i get why an unending-masturbation seems to be your forte! Sex-starved idiot!  What manner of guy puts on a flower shirt on a white "t-shirt as underwear"? A dumb one i suppose! Just like your brain, your fashion sense competes with your brain at reaching the zero mark! Fûcked up- self-servicer!  See the mumu face like goat-anus...ogun kill ya papa for there! 
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Romance › Re: Word For Some Ladies Here (receive Sense) by edimolu(m): 3:00pm On Jan 28, 2018*. Modified: 3:31pm On Jan 28, 2018 |
meneski: you never chichumchin, today, you die here. U think say na to blow grammer upanda? Who know wetin ur mama de do to feed ur over fed mouth, i suspect her puna go don suffer to make sure turn out right but see you, a fruit of her trouble. Am not suprised. What manner of gibberish is this na? Absence of brain-power, Shallow minded diminutive bastard, what you call grammar is what i regard basic english, words well frequented by even minors, but as a dumb troglodyte whose education is a waste, why won't such words elude your reasoning? Your words put together reflect wretchedness, filled with monuments to nothingness, your brain shîts you not, you couldn't even hide the fact that the aura of foolishness is steadily flowing behind you with the tiny-veiled stupidity that comes with it! Ode! |
Romance › Re: Word For Some Ladies Here (receive Sense) by edimolu(m): 2:42pm On Jan 28, 2018 |
Time to catch some fun fun!  |
Romance › Re: Word For Some Ladies Here (receive Sense) by edimolu(m): 2:40pm On Jan 28, 2018 |
meneski: There fada! Me be take d mata as joke oh but you see dis monkey way de hala u upandan, THE THING PAIN AM? YOU TOO MUCH JOOR.
AREA!!!!!! Bunch of fûcked up pussies, your dimwitted father's sole-achievement till date was the ability to best his mates in cowardness... Stupid piece of filth! I have your time today, it takes me nothing to teach retards their place! |