elrony:


I does eating isi ewu and drink palmie from gourd yesterdays

fredoooooo:


You better go and put on a boxing gloves in order to win this game .After all , your guns and other ammunitions already failed you

Fredooo, hmm, it's unfortunate what's coming for you guys, you don see your next six games ?

But you will hail your thieving Politicians and troop to their houses to eat rice and Fanta.

Spy360:

So you smoked that thing on Chistmas day?

Only smoke ? he obviously drank something too.

elrony:


I doesn't knows Mary Mandarin!

This goat, them no use you do isi èwu for Christmas ?

freeze001:


The point is that d cost of rice has already hit a price far higher than it should ever be! This reduction is not a function of tradition or goodwill as is the case on black Friday sales. It is a government controlled programme and not obtainable in the free market! The so called reduction dies not mirror the reality of the free market and still keeps d product far more expensive than ever!

This is merely a political attempt cashing in on the season so it is not real! Black Friday reduction of prices is not regulated by any law or government directive. Go and get an education and stop baseless comparisons.

Sisi Econs, nice write up. But let's remember Nigeria is not a totally capitalist society . Price of fuel and many more commodities are influenced by the govt.

DelGardo:


Shows how local you are. Google Black Friday sales to see people in civilized countries who start queueing up from midnight to buy marked-down products.

Even if rice sells for 1k and you reduce the price to N500 you will see a rush.

I hope you heard that Boko Haram are defeated in Sambisa, where your ineffectual hero and bastard Okukpe told us they could not enter. That is how all the things considered impossible 2 years ago, like ordinary road maintenance, will be demystified by Buhari.

No more free money. We are on a progressive march. May you always wail. Amen

What is wrong with you, you wan kill an ?

mynduu44:
Elrufai: The NA caught an albino Niger Delta militant.

Lie Mohmmed: He is a fair Nigerian..

Buhari: The white man is a Biafran..

Reno Omokri: He is a Fulani from America

Lana1:
Thank you. Merry Christmas to u too sir!!

Congrats this chrstmas, while Arsenal lost two consecutive games to drop on the table, Man Utd did the incredible by winning 3 games back to back, to climb the table from 6th place to 6th place.

. Bird flu

The first piece of poo I was hit with, ironically, was the “Sewage Charges” budget of the State House Headquarters” It was put at 52,827,800. That means 144,733 every day. That’s a lot of poo as far as the eye can see. Compare this with the “Sewage Charge” budget for 2015 which was 4,957,143 and for 2016 which was 6,121,643. This simply means the poo charge went up by 1050% compared with the 2015 budget, and 850% when compared with the 2016 budget. The 52,827,800 question I want to ask now is what exactly are they shitting there?

With the coming of LAKE and Nigerstar rice, it is expected there would be massive pooing at the Villa

This rice , that rice , all I want to know is how muchu ?

raumdeuter:
Edoyad bring your gourd head here, Something is wrong with my phone keypad, Can you help fix it

Ewu, na Bundesliga Leicesterzig I blame, but I'm sure they'll still embarrass una this season

Sahara reporters no go see this one now

AmenhotepZuid:
Mtchew you fvckers were naked and it took Arabs to cover your balls with DASHIKIS. I remember Egyptians after losing to Sundowns they said they happy they lost to Southies than you BLACK LEATHER JACKETS.

You and your Egyptians are below our level. We have no peers in Africa you know. All these pictures of houses you have there could be built by one of our numerous billionaires, with change to spare.
I'm sure the best Bantu real estate in your country is the house of your frog looking president, Jacob Zuma. He built the house with money stolen from his white puppet masters.
I might just be tempted to visit S A during my leave next year , I'd like to research on how a minority group can own and dominate her environment

AmenhotepZuid:
Your mentality dates back from 1st BC.
From day one you were a sore LOSER AND BAD HEARTED, HENCE GOD GAVE YOU THAT DARK COAT.

My dark designer coat is covered with the best of clothes made by renowned West African designers. But I'm sure your whatever coat is covered by cheap polyester fabric made by your soon to be colonial masters, The CHINESE

Hope you're learning Chinese cos they won't be as lenient as the Boers when it comes to learning their language ? You escaped Afrikaans but I don't think Mandarin will be the same

AmenhotepZuid:
Back to my home COUNTRY SOUTH AFRICA, CRANES ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE.....From coast to coast we SEE CRANES.

Yes, to build infrastructure for the white owners of SA so that they can employ your women to be cleaners and you as a security guard

freeze001:


Are you for real? Care to explain this dirty statement or you're just some ethnic bigot? Which people top the chart of thieves that have raped and stolen this country blind?

oglalasioux:


Wow

But a Dora Akunyili was Ibo and served well, right?

Godprotectigbos:



u know one thing about ofonjas is that they dont know how to do things but wen igbo is the appointed they feel jealous..........wat has Kemi and the rest done to save our economy? ....noting


this ofonja for u



there technocrats has brought us to recession

You all just fell, "yakata" for a common urchin's bait. You don't have to respond to every remark cos the originator has a goal.

All these ghost towns which 95% of the Southern Africants can't even afford to live near, what a pity. I would have been more impressed with industrial complexes and Research institutes. But then again, what do you expect from such countries ?

All these will decay and become rubble if the life of the average Angolan doesn't improve.

Our next six fixtures, compare it to our rivals' .

Compare our next five fixtures versus the rest

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Spy360:

so you dey use us bet?


Errhh?

Leave the dreamer

Funlordjnr:







Just checking the equipment and performing a sound check for you gayners!


Just in case.....carry on!

Equipment for your treatment abi

diggzdadigga:


Don't worry bruv,one will hold Moro in arsssnal thread

That's just to show you how generous we are, we'll host parties even as we match towards the league title

Which kind boredom be this, what does one have to do to see a party these days ?

So I missed ? Chaiiii !!!

Can't wait to see from what direction we'll take these skanks

False prophet Adelana, Elrooney and the remaining house hold , come and see why you should abandan ship

I can See Amaechi and Fashola are getting the lion share of the budget which is in line with the repayment plan for the loan they gave to the President's 2015 election team.
Anyways, defence is getting a paltry 150bn , is that ? After another colonel is killed in Borno come and flood our screens with your populist hypocrisy.

I didn't hear any threat of killing there. In fact that warning is more innocent than the dog and baboon bloody fest I heard from someone else.

An0nimus:
See as men dey paro. Leave party boys to jubilate jare, na their turn to shine

Let them go and jubilate on their bottom table threads, we are big thinkers here

Lana1:
Just look at this one. Joseph edoyad.

Jonah Lana1, wetin consign you with our future ?