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Kushe are you a kosher jew ?
Religion aside, the US is not collapsing mr ezan.
If you have got time read about 'the lost' decade (Japan) or anything about Russia in the mid-ninties. When you read about how Japan battled deflation and stagflation with collapsed banks in the ninties. The US govt has not even had to interfere by a fraction as the Japanese govt did during their turmoil. Infact, i dare say the US is now by far exponentially better than Where Japan was enroute to recovery in the midninties (by the way Japan is still the 2nd largest economy in the world when all is said and done.) .
Do you want to know where the US economy will be in 5 years ? Barring any unforseen calamities, they'll probably be back at 3% annual growth by then. Economies go sick too mr ezan, but just like people they get well too.

^ That's why i love leagues, you get to play a team both home and away.

HNIC don win, cause if you look at it, whether tuft of turf, Burnley already played Arsenal in the Alternate reality Bingi comes from, leaving todays game the only relevant reality.

The world is so full of hypocrisy that's why Mo stands out.

@alloy.emeka better be careful how you refer to tpia's bodily regions o . She will gobble you up at the slightest hint of male chauvinism

^ During Babangida and Abacha, soldiers could confidently walk the streets of the south south and rest assured nothing could befall them. Now people i know personally in service tell of how they dread going into town wearing the their military attire. 65k per month might have bought some spare time, but i'm sure even you, kobo junkie, know that the bloodiest wars don't begin overnight. Go and read about most civil wars and you'll know that when the time is ripe, a mosquito could trigger armageddon.

People plying the streets doesn't mean they're working hard eh junkie ? Tell that to the 1 million hawkers on Nigerian streets who could be carrying arms and ending lives of innocent people if they choose to.
Nigeria's leadership have been the same elements since the time of the man who institutionalised corruption, IBB. Transparency International ranks countries based on transactions, Nigeria is an oil economy where most of the dealings take place with govt.
Last time i checked most Nigerians claimed the people in power aren't their choice but the choice of the PDP in collusion with the state apparatus.
Who are the people flying hard currency out of Nigeria into foreign accounts, is it common Nigerians.
Somalia, Liberia, Sierraleone and many others were like Nigeria today till some people got tired. No amount of houses on hill tops in minna or farms in ota will save anyone when the angry get tired of being angry. The illusion that 65k to ijaw youths has quelled the fire is an error to highest degree. It takes a spark to burn a warehouse.

^ How happy i'd be that day . Then I'll see who'll be rushing to abuja in search of national cake ?

@jingoma, i wasn't lashing out at you, just speaking in agreement when temper flared.

^ Absolute bunkass, see people plying the streets day and night trying to make a living and you say peoples arms are folded. Corrupt civil servants, directors and Perm secs who are past retirement age but still cling to the system to extort contractors and tell young graduates, "the govt cannot employ everyone you know". But the senile barsterds themselves would never retire and take their supposed expertise to the private sector.
Testimony from Chinese who have been in South Africa and now in Nigeria tell us that compared to south Africans, Nigerians are hard workers. The same useless govt that deprived us of telecom till Zimbabweans and South Africans came to rescue us and render their crappy Nitel worthless.
A country that cannot refine It's own petrol and doesn't even feel ashamed to say Cartels are hampering efforts at providing fuel- venezuelan ambassador recently embarrassed Dora when he disagreed with deregulation.
To crown it all, Ghana conducted credible elections, what a shame the leadership is. Thank God Obama didn't soil his credibility by coming to this cess pit.

^ ME ? Toast kini ?
miss T (are you related to mr T?) in sudan where i'm from, talking to other girls on this forum(who mightn't be girls sef) is not considered toasting.
But seriously your style of composition is a sight to behold. Your sarcasms and innuendos are . . . uhm ! I'd really love to see the ten tappers those words originate from, as opposed to my thumb that does most of mine.

Dude, you make me laugh . Do you think the rest of the developed world is like Nigeria where you access to statistics and data is a myth ? (nigeria probably has no mechanism for gathering such data in the first place. Ask the govt how many jobs were gained or lost in Ngr this year and lets hear ?)

Singapore is of more significance to Global trade than 1.8 million barrels of crude a day for all who care to know.

If a dysfunctional economy like Nigeria's with a GDP of $250 billion about 4 years ago could service a debt profile of about $36 bn 1:7, tell me how much the US owes that makes it look all doom and gloom- mind you they're out of the recession.

LOL @ezan i'm sure you're in secondary school right ? Let me tell you something, the size of a country's economy is measured using the GDP - Gross Domestic Product.
That of Japan and China is about 4 trillion dollars each, go and check what that of the US is before you come back and make such remarks.
By the way, your Nigeria's GDP is about 300 billion dollars only.

@ezan are you mentally retarded ? Do you know that the US has a GDP that is bigger than that of China, Japan, Germany and England combined ? You go and your maths before coming here to post rubbish.

I agree with your explanation of development vis a vis growth to an extent. A good example of a developed but broke country would be Iceland i guess, but knowing them i'm sure they'll be just as rich in a few years.
But you certainly can't apply such a paradigm to Nigeria and many third world countries in general because they lag so far behind in other areas that economic growth has to a starting point. We mentioned the HDI(Human Development Index) a few days back in another thread. This HDI is what is the true reflection of standard of living as opposed to economic prosperity alone. Nigeria according to recent HDI scores is ranked around 157th (check UN site or just google the damn thing) in the world behind Ghana and Cameroun Inspite of our little savings.
While a country like Iceland would definitely drop a bit on the rankings cos of economic situation, Nigeria has a mountain to climb if she intends to be in the top 20 in 10 years. You have to look at food, housing , water, health, transportation , security etc all at the same time and ensuring we're as close to no. 1 as possible. That to me is impossible, and so 7 point agenda is a dead agenda.

Chai !! It's that bad ? Sonneomf rules for 6and half years and at the end people can't point out one improvement you've upon their lives ?
Maybe the whole country should migrate to Lagos cos that would certainly make the i.diots think.

Siddon look, you go see something. Diaby and Neves will become like PV and Gilberto, while Song becomes Edu

With Diaby back i feel a certain calm has returned to my worrying heart . I believe (and many others too) that Fab, Neves and Diaby will form our center come January, don't be surprised if Song is looking for a transfer ala Sendo by May.

Conductor ! i dey stop here
this smelling thread, can't you find room freshner or something ? If Arsenal played in a worthless league like the Gestapo 18, we'd win a trophy every month.

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=365710.msg5119393#msg5119393 date=1260896719]1. Give me a few reasons why my application would be given priority over the myriads of other negro females beating down the door to get the honor of being photographed in Zuma's harem.

2. Have you ever read the story of shaka the Zulu and how he dealt with some of his men who had unnecessary urges during his mother's burial

You want to help Zuma out with his husbandly duties, right. [/quote]Tpia if i had to give you reasons why, 100 pages of this thread would only serve as intro. Don't make me tell the whole world what you caused me through the net that day  . . .   

About that Chaka guy, wasn't he gay or something in that line ?

You want to help Zuma out with his husbandly duties, right.

You know that service is yours only if you indeed pitch your tent with the zulu pervert

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=365710.msg5119970#msg5119970 date=1260901556]What exactly is wrong with the women's dressing? Just like the kente cloth of the ashatis in ghana that mode and colour of dressing is their culture. . . . Typical narrow minded nigerians expecting everybody to don their igbo isiagu or yoruba agbada or hausa whatever they wear.

Bear in mind you in your native dress look as ridiculous to them the same way you perceive them.[/quote]There's nothing really wrong with their attire, it's the idiot they're married to that we have a problem with- and comments like the ones below. . . .

RSA:
Yeah very funny indeed,I'm helping you guys laugh,hahahaha

You know what else I find funny?you President is dying

He rule your country from a hospital bed in Germany

He is so skinny he wear double sheets to look full

He is trying so hard to unite his country he even changes his skin colour every two weeks

Regarding Zuma he believe that by washing his dikc after having sex,was minimising the chances of catching the desease that he take a public HIV/AIDS testing every six months and they all come negative.

It appears Viagra has after effects researchers haven't spotted yet .

@ omar, whatever coach lost to whomever by 2-0 is certainly not Mourinho, so how does that loss then relate to Mo now ?

@HNIC you catch my drift with bingh ba ?

In that case, he Fletcher should add Aston Villa to his to do list. Besides, we now have Fletcher's sugar daddy, Ramsey, in our ranks. Ramsey sure knows how to give good to those Scottish types, don't you Ramsey ?

@Kobojunkie ofcourse be means the political powers

^ Same thing here in Kaduna, the guy revived the extinct trains, bought a couple of garbage trucks and paints portraits of himself all over them. Don't know if his father funded the whole thing from his pocket ?