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1.That imaginary elephant like animal from SSMstreet, Mr. Snuffaluffagus.

2. The one spitting at you now. close your eyes

epi:
polar bear

Gabry:
fRUIT flY. LOL!!!


Iguana

teissys:
Dinosaur

A pix that defines y'all

My two UN[/b]favorite girls in the world don come back to their sensesw.
voodoo dey walk true true.
Una effigy wey that babalawo say make i deyrub honey untop don start to work.

wunmilyn:
oh my twinny
sey dat [b]edo yard abi na edo yansh dey disturb u?

tell ham say i don come back
if him try any nonsense i go panel beat hin self now now.

but twinny how u dey
i don miss u die ooooo

Wumisco na wetin na ?
I go chook pin for this your doll baby(effigy) na o !

Ami baby haw na ?

I no mean to insult una na just frustration/pressure of waiting for one call dey do me

Deserters abi na desserters(which one be yab which one be food sef?), sycophants, all of una. Mind una, pertaining to my above statement na yab i mean.

Una don abandon me b'cos i don broke.

God dey ( poor man prayer )

Cat

Loves to be stroked and purrrrrrrsssss too much

The Extinct Dodo.

Hic
Is this the beer quaffers association thread ?

Barcelona produced the finished version of the football towards which Wenger has been attempting to lead Arsenal over the past three seasons. A subtle, progressive style based on quick, short passing and perpetual movement in midfield, it showed up the imprecision of thought and execution that lay at the heart of United's defeat. But what it requires, above all, is the sort of understanding that cannot be built in a day, and cannot be acquired by the chequebook alone. Arsenal do indeed play great footie.

666 ? That's a misnomer, you be an effing Zen or Avatar. The reason's cos you took those words right out my mind.
For that , you can have my soul.

BlueDiva:
I can't help but laugh at this,
Classless, [size=18pt]trophyless[/size] kiddie.

What future for you guys next season? 

TROPHYLESS!      TROPHYLESS !!       TROPHYLESS !!!

What is this one talking about eh ?

We'v put more premiership titles into our kitty from the last 11 years than chelsea have done in the past 50 years.
Check your record books.

we handed you the heaviest defeat at the emirati.  Tongue
pathetic mugus. Grin
dont you think its time you improve on your history instead of just living on it?

And until our Champs league loss to chelsea in 2004, Arsenal had not dominated any top 10 team like they did chelsea - spuds have taken your place now but will soon be returning it to them and pensionable players,

ISHE abi na[b] ISE[/b]

E be like say dis one don hammer awuf money or na wetin de make am talk all these prayers.

Wenger has been vindicated ,
The best philosophy is the beautiful philosophy.
How of u would like ugly life partners(not necessarily physically) cos they're succesful.
I tell u u'd cheat on them eventually.

Army goes abi na army comes(mind u, niger delta is watching you.), na where your twinny dey make unu come help our 1st pidgin english school graduate celebrate.
We de proud of yarns hoeyeadoe.
By the way, which kind name be that sef ?
You be from Liberia ?
You de related to Helen Samuel Doe Johnson ? 

Romade who tell u say the papa no de suffer.
No be him go chop food wen no sweet or with too much salt inside come tell him wife,
"mama junior, even my mama no reach this level. Na who teach u to cook like this?", just for peace sake.

Notice: Please and Please.

Do you posters who come here to blab all sorts of rubbish think we support Arsenal because of the trophies they have won?
If you shaded yes on your answer sheet then your ignorance has suddenly become clear to me.
Madrid have won far more titles than Barca but why does Barca have a more dedicated fan base ?
You morons don't realise we have a beatiful philosophy.
Unfortunately we had to build a state of the art stadium that ate into our pockets. See whast happened to schalke after they built theirs, they were almost relegated. We on the other hand have been in contention in the bast league in the world.
You short sighted swine will swallow every mean thing you sayon this page.
It 's not worth it replying any longer.

The person wey sing sweet mother talk say him regret as e sing that song for him mama.
E talk say na for im papa he for sing am.


"sweet father, i no go forget you o
for the many things wey you do for me, "

4 Play:
AZ Alkmaar wins trophies these days. Unlike those bumpkins at the Emirates.

Dude, there's such athing as taking a joke too far ?
Do you think winning the Dutch league compares to winning the English championship. Yes i mean chapionship.?

Please can any one help me with what i should put on the first page of my AZ Alkmaar new fans thread ?

Look at the bright side guys, Man U will be using most of what they earned to service their half a billion dollar debt, Liverpool too.
We on the other hand like fihty cent will be "laughing straight to the bank with this".

Defiant Arsene Wenger has slapped down Emmanuel Adebayor's demand for experienced reinforcements at Arsenal, warning

Can you Imagine that African slime that was virtually a ball boy for Van der saar over the two legs saying this.
What experience does he have anyway ? The Togo or Monaco one ?
I'm beginning to believe Bendtner is a more intelligent option for Wenger.

WOW !!
This thread still exists ?
I thought it was shut down on tuesday night.

[quote author=IGWE_USA link=topic=2086.msg3833516#msg3833516 date=1241674781]Most of them are not really graduates, only few of them know what they are doing in school.
Let me Use Unizik (NAU),as a case study.

Here's how the semester goes
At the beginning of the semester, most of these students will just pay their school fees and travel out of town. The next time you can see them them in school is during the exam period. Before the exams, they organise themselves and contribute huge amount of money used to bribe the lecturers. Honestly speaking, most of these lecturers collect the money and give the participants good grades, even if you take the exam or not. Just this year, a female lecturer and her son was shot dead in their home. WHY? Just because she doesnt play ball with these students. Acccording to reliable sources, she doesnt collect bribe; hence, most of these students have taken her course multiple times.[/quote]It's the system of paper qualifications.
Thank God for aptitude tests even though Nigerians are beginning to find away around those too.

Phemour:
o boy, see malaysian pidgin english as he be.

read wetin dey happen for hia below
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is a malaysian language.

Mrs Solis, if you gree for offa warrior, defender of Saraki politics, i no go respect you again.
Make u take time, chill out, think of koboko to take waya im small nyash back to ilorin.
Chai !! Malaysian pidgin kini ?

It's like i'm saying Nigerian graduates are not disadvantaged. I'm saying if they can't do it's not because they don't have the aptitude but because the system just wont let them.
Look at our school of aviation for example, do you know you have to have atleast a B sc before you can apply for admission while in other countries you moight need only an A level, why ?

I just return from Ekiti. Oboy una no go believe the money wey de for this election runs.
The money wey i make eh, even Soludo no de see for that im bank.
Every police station wey i carry petrol go near like so them go just de stone me with one, one thousand naira bundle. Them go com de shout "ejor! ejor!" Wetin be that ejor sef ? E be like say e mean fine guy.

rayray2828:
compared to nigerian standard they are really graduates but compared to world standard they are not, its an underdeveloped country and as far as using what is on ground nigerian students are the best, graduates from developed countries are a lot more advanced than graduates from nigeria simply because of the environment, the environment helps the students to study and some of this students graduate to become teachers,lecturers to teach the undergraduates the same quality of education they got, so as u can see its a cycle and this will continue until we become as developed as them,

theres a room for improvement but to get to world standard then i guess thats asking for too much, guess the right question for this thread is "HOW CAN WE IMPROVE OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM"

In terms of access to training facilities, yes Nigerian graduates have ground to make up after school.
But listen to me, from business to engineering, Nigerian graduates out perform theircounter-parts from other parts of the world not to mention Aerica.
You also have to realise the amount of rot that's in the system(Nigeria as a whole).
I've had people who've gone to school abroad(post gradute for that matter) and have returned not just top of the flock but amazed at how easy things are outside.
All these Nigerians that can't pass JAMB are the ones who go out and come back yarning all sorts of rubbish.
If the foreign degrees are that good why don't they get taken by the big corporations over there ? Instead they come back with toronto degrees trying to pull a smoke screen.
Nigeria has a problem of institutionalised corruption, and until it is solved we will continue to have wheat and chaff coming together.

Make i give you EFCC addres to make the whole process easier for u.

I thank God for european referees and thank him even more that the second leg will still be an european ref affair. Just imagine how many free kicks those English blind mice cladded in black would have given the scummies yesterday.

Like how much you de look to earn per month ?

I want start my own social networking site. I go name am:
"Awoof no de run belle Book"
How una see IT ? The thing tap abi e no tap ?

is it true they take only one from the five in a group ?

this game'll be tough but not as tough as Barca in the final.

i still de find system o.

Cristalz:
Wicked people. . .how could y'all have sped up Boro's relegation process like that? Simply heartless
Wouldn't have affected your 4th place if y'all had lost

If u love them so much, yhey're playing you next. Do the deed missy.