lalasticlala:


But no pix naa

Calebosko:
We always rate the most beautiful,sexiest.etc.and we tend to forget about the urgly ones,here are the top 3 most urgly girls in romance section.They are ,...1.Angelberry 2.Refiner 3.Ginaz,

knightsTempler:
(You know that thing inside the skull called a brain? Part of its job is to ask questions... questions APC zombies never seem to ask.)

Adedapo Alonge wrote:

Why go to borrow $2billion in China when:

1) We are expecting $200billion from looted money stashed away in Dubai.

2) America is helping us repatriate $6billion kept by former PDP Governor's and ministers in the USA.

3) Loads of thieves under Jonathan have returned millions of dollars.

4) Trillions of Naira raked in by the Nigeria custom service.

5) Millions of Dollars saved by the TSA and all leakages blocked.

Even if you are very dumb, you must ask questions of this government.

-Ena

knightsTempler:
(You know that thing inside the skull called a brain? Part of its job is to ask questions... questions APC zombies never seem to ask.)

Adedapo Alonge wrote:

Why go to borrow $2billion in China when:

1) We are expecting $200billion from looted money stashed away in Dubai.

2) America is helping us repatriate $6billion kept by former PDP Governor's and ministers in the USA.

3) Loads of thieves under Jonathan have returned millions of dollars.

4) Trillions of Naira raked in by the Nigeria custom service.

5) Millions of Dollars saved by the TSA and all leakages blocked.

Even if you are very dumb, you must ask questions of this government.

-Ena

pyxon:
If your beauty or your girlfriend's beauty has never won her a car. Dont come here hating

DivaFiva:

As for no. 6, there are infact women who would gladly do those jobs if it puts food on their table without it causing a stigma that will cause the prospective husbands to flee. At least that's what we are made to believe.

greatiyk4u:



Can u ever be satisfied?

praise9:
she's over 40 and fool @ 40...........#nothating

eluquenson:
A police recruit earns a consolidated annual salary of N108, 233, 00 and a monthly consolidated salary of N9, 019.42 but when N676.46 is deducted as pension, the recruit goes home with N8, 342.96.
A police constable on grade level 02 (1) earns a gross monthly salary of N42, 508.13 while the one on grade level 02 (10) earns a total of N46, 840.86 with rent.
A police constable grade level 03 (1) earns a gross monthly salary of N43, 293.80 while the one on step 10 earns N48,619.16 including rent while a corporal on grade level 04 (1), earns N44,715.53 and a corporal on grade level 04 (10) goes home with N51,113.59 per month including rent subsidy.
The gross monthly salary of a police sergeant on grade level 05 (1) is N48, 540.88 while a Sergeant on step 10 earns N55, 973.84.
A sergeant major on grade level 06 (1) earns N53, 144.81 and the one on grade level 06 (10) earns N62, 204.88 per month.
For senior officers, the package appears relatively improved.
A cadet inspector on grade level 07 (1) earns N73, 231.51, an Inspector on grade level 07 (10) earns N87, 135.70 including rent subsidy while a cadet Assistant Superintendent of Police, ASP, on grade level 08 (1) earns N127, 604.68 and an ASP on grade level 08 (10) earns N144,152.07.
An ASP1 on grade level 09 (1) earns N136, 616.06, an ASP on grade level 09 (10) earns N156, 318.39, a Deputy Superintendent of Police (DSP) on grade level 10 (1) earns a total monthly salary of N148, 733.29, a DSP on grade level 10 (10) earns N170, 399.69, a Superintendent of Police (SP) on grade level 11 (1) earns N161, 478.29, an SP on grade level 11 (cool earns N187, 616.69.
A Chief of Superintendent of Police, CSP, on grade level 12 (1) earns N172, 089.06, a CSP on the same level on step 8 earns N199, 723.96, an Assistant Commissioner of Police on grade level 13 (1) earns N183, 185.73, an ACP on grade level 13 (cool earns N212, 938.16 while a Deputy Commissioner of Police, DCP, on grade level 14 (1) earns N242, 715.65, a DCP on grade level 14 (7) earns N278, 852.79.
A Commissioner of Police, CP, on grade level 15 (1) earns N266, 777.79; a CP on step 6 earns N302, 970.47. While an Assistant Inspector General of Police (AIG) on grade level 16 (1) gets N499, 751.87, an AIG on step 5 earns N546, 572.73.
Still, the salary of the Nigerian Inspector-General of Police, IG, is meagre compared with those of the heads of the State Security Services, SSS, National Intelligence Agency, NIA and the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC.
While the IGP earns N711, 498 per month, the Director General of the SSS earns N1, 336 million per month and the EFCC Chairman, N1.5 million, per month.

eluquenson:
A police recruit earns a consolidated annual salary of N108, 233, 00 and a monthly consolidated salary of N9, 019.42 but when N676.46 is deducted as pension, the recruit goes home with N8, 342.96.
A police constable on grade level 02 (1) earns a gross monthly salary of N42, 508.13 while the one on grade level 02 (10) earns a total of N46, 840.86 with rent.
A police constable grade level 03 (1) earns a gross monthly salary of N43, 293.80 while the one on step 10 earns N48,619.16 including rent while a corporal on grade level 04 (1), earns N44,715.53 and a corporal on grade level 04 (10) goes home with N51,113.59 per month including rent subsidy.
The gross monthly salary of a police sergeant on grade level 05 (1) is N48, 540.88 while a Sergeant on step 10 earns N55, 973.84.
A sergeant major on grade level 06 (1) earns N53, 144.81 and the one on grade level 06 (10) earns N62, 204.88 per month.
For senior officers, the package appears relatively improved.
A cadet inspector on grade level 07 (1) earns N73, 231.51, an Inspector on grade level 07 (10) earns N87, 135.70 including rent subsidy while a cadet Assistant Superintendent of Police, ASP, on grade level 08 (1) earns N127, 604.68 and an ASP on grade level 08 (10) earns N144,152.07.
An ASP1 on grade level 09 (1) earns N136, 616.06, an ASP on grade level 09 (10) earns N156, 318.39, a Deputy Superintendent of Police (DSP) on grade level 10 (1) earns a total monthly salary of N148, 733.29, a DSP on grade level 10 (10) earns N170, 399.69, a Superintendent of Police (SP) on grade level 11 (1) earns N161, 478.29, an SP on grade level 11 (cool earns N187, 616.69.
A Chief of Superintendent of Police, CSP, on grade level 12 (1) earns N172, 089.06, a CSP on the same level on step 8 earns N199, 723.96, an Assistant Commissioner of Police on grade level 13 (1) earns N183, 185.73, an ACP on grade level 13 (cool earns N212, 938.16 while a Deputy Commissioner of Police, DCP, on grade level 14 (1) earns N242, 715.65, a DCP on grade level 14 (7) earns N278, 852.79.
A Commissioner of Police, CP, on grade level 15 (1) earns N266, 777.79; a CP on step 6 earns N302, 970.47. While an Assistant Inspector General of Police (AIG) on grade level 16 (1) gets N499, 751.87, an AIG on step 5 earns N546, 572.73.
Still, the salary of the Nigerian Inspector-General of Police, IG, is meagre compared with those of the heads of the State Security Services, SSS, National Intelligence Agency, NIA and the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC.
While the IGP earns N711, 498 per month, the Director General of the SSS earns N1, 336 million per month and the EFCC Chairman, N1.5 million, per month.

Integrityfarms:
Can we loan Putin for only a week?

Monalisa185:
[b]To that special someone, Ola!

looking for your face from the beginning of my time in this land (Nairaland)..
I have been looking for your face, but today I have seen it..
Today I have seen the charm, the cuteness and the unfathomable grace of the face I was looking for.
Ola, today I have found you..

I am bewildered by the magnificence of your handsomeness...
your charming EYES...
LIPS that I can eat for days without asking for any other food...
most importantly, the very first thing that got me attracted to you, your DREADS!
I can walk miles just to feel your DREADS resting on my chest..
And I wish to see you with a hundred eyes..

My heart has burned with passion and has searched forever for this wondrous soul that I now behold...
I am ashamed to call this love
and afraid of God to call it divine

Ola, I want to become your sunshine and also your shadow...
My soul is screaming in ecstasy..
every fibre of my being is in love with you..
Your effulgence has lit a fire in my heart..

My arrow of love has arrived at the target..
Baby, if only you can catch this arrow with your bare hands and make my lips sing Banky W's "YOU DEY DO ME STRONG THING"..
ìrèkéiyó òyìnbó, Just let me be that one person that can scatter your bololo dada every step of the way..



CC: Naijaboiy[/b]

ogorwyne:

Nigga, pls o. Can we repeat this in English?

ogorwyne:
Would love to be in the next wooing section. This is cool.

STFUareyouGod:
Wow! •••breaths hard and fast••• #sigh
Never have I been swept off my feet with words.

I have no words for you, my dearest, I shall never have; You are mine, I am yours now.

I've agreed to be your partner from the crimson flush of youth to the gathering twilight of old age. I'll Let you receive the pledge from my sweet lips.

This is to assure you of my immortal, my eternal love for you. I have no words for you, my dearest, I shall never have; You are mine, I am yours now.

Hold my hands and walk with me as we embark on this journey of forever love

To you I dedicate this poem

How delicious is the winning
Of a kiss at love's beginning,
When two mutual hearts are sighing
For the knot there's no untying!

Yet remember, 'midst your wooing
Love has bliss, but Love has ruing;
Other smiles may make you fickle,
Tears for other charms may trickle.

Love he comes and Love he tarries
Just as fate or fancy carries;
Longest stays, when sorest chidden;
Laughs and flies, when press'd and bidden.

Bind the sea to slumber stilly,
Bind its odour to the lily,
Bind the aspen ne'er to quiver,
Then bind Love to last for ever.

Love's a fire that needs renewal
Of fresh beauty for its fuel;
Love's wing moults when caged and captured,
Only free, he soars enraptured.

Can you keep the bees from ranging,
Or the ringdove's neck from changing?
No! nor fetter'd Love from dying

sweetheart01:


oh my my!...wah kinda monicker u gat dere?....is dat d name of ur villa?