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Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need Mortuary Job by Edoziesmart(m): 3:04pm On Sep 21, 2023
Eastlink:
All of you castigating the op are funny. Shey no be human being go do the mortuary job again? If all the morticians and anatomists decide to abandon the job due to unfavorable work condition, na where we go con keep dead body again?

It takes a strong mind and spirit to work in the mortuary. Person like me no fit try am. I remembered visiting the mortuary to retrieve my moms corpse 7 years ago, infact it took 3 months for the horror to leave my mind after seeing several corpses there.

So whoever has any help or connection should assit the op. Afterall, he’s looking for a legit job no be thief work him dey find.
You are the only reasonable person I see so far that comment what I like. The rest are just talking gibberish as if is not human being that is working in mortuary.

Everybody is seeking for job that he or she knows he will do well in it.
Science/TechnologyRe: What Is The Name Of This Insect Called by Edoziesmart(m): 10:25pm On Sep 16, 2023
Chasito:
That insect is worth 50 million naira, it's rare to find...
Where dem dey sell caterpillar (larvae) 50 million naira make I go hustle them tomorrow ASAP grin grin
PropertiesRe: The Families Who Sold Land To Me Wants Their Cut. by Edoziesmart(m): 1:49pm On Sep 06, 2023
obyrich:
Ask them to give you the dollar equivalent of the purchase price as at 2018.
He won't have the courage to tell them since he is a weak man. And that is why those people took advantage of him.

The only way to his solution is to involve army people if they do anything fishy to his land.

He will learn a lesson in a bigger way after this issue.
Nairaland GeneralRe: At What Point Do You Complain Of Being Broke? by Edoziesmart(m): 3:49pm On Sep 04, 2023
Olasyke:
When I can't afford to give out or buy what I want without having to worry. Or when I'm not sure when the next rabas is Coming.
That's me
CultureRe: MGL Birthday Wishes by Edoziesmart(m): 11:11am On Sep 02, 2023
I got here through a Google search. Thanks for this op
RomanceRe: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by Edoziesmart(m): 5:25pm On Aug 24, 2023
Bradford111:
You guys are married for 5 years and you have been patient with her for 7 years again.


I don’t understand that part explain

Nlfpmode
He dated her for 2 years plus 5 years of marriage, that's 7
FamilyRe: Those Who Drank From This Refrigerator Are Legends.. by Edoziesmart(m): 9:47pm On Aug 23, 2023
Lol I just drank from it some minutes ago because I'm in the village currently.

I will send pics as evidence if you doubt me.

Just refil the pot with spring water and you are good to go
HealthRe: Please Guys I Need A Medical Prescription. by Edoziesmart(m): 8:24pm On Aug 14, 2023
drimzsmoke:
I'm feeling generous, make I do promo give you...

Buy Tab Loratidine, use 1 daily for 10days
5% Permethrin cream, apply all over your whole body now after a bath, then wait for the next 1 to 2 weeks and apply again
Tab Ivermectin, use 4 tablets at once(3mg per 1 tablet), then use again in 1 to 2 weeks time
You can use Benzyl benzoate if you can't find the permethrin cream
Most importantly, wash all your clothes, both used and unused and spread your mattress in the sun for at least 6hrs
The best answer so far
FamilyRe: Unmarried Nairalanders: When Do You Plan To Settle Down ? by Edoziesmart(m): 7:24pm On Aug 10, 2023
IconicR:
Especially those guys , too many unmarried men on this forum.
Siofra keep kwayet
FoodRe: The CHEAP breakfast I prepared this morning by Edoziesmart(m): 6:51pm On Aug 04, 2023
IconicR:
The back of this yam is somehow smooth and light. I was told to always go for yams with rough and thick back , they are always soft and yummy when cooked.
Siofra is that you?
Music/RadioRe: THROWBACK: The Shifi, Tunde, Yemi And Lanre(STYL-plus) Musical Group by Edoziesmart(m): 4:01pm On Aug 03, 2023
LeopardX:
Even though I was a very small boy that time, I loved their songs so much.

Nothing lasts forever. Enjoy your life, time and season while you can. No time for beef and unnecessary hatred and comparison.

It is well.
You were very small boy in 2005?
Hmm

Hope you are not among those that insult your elders here huh
PoliticsRe: If I Had Been Gowon; I Would’ve Starved Igbos During The Civil War - Reno Omokri by Edoziesmart(m): 2:55pm On Aug 02, 2023
ASAPFERG:
igbos deserve nothing but death

death to all igbos
Kiddo spotted
PoliticsRe: We Can’t Afford Ekpa’s Two-week Sit-at-home Order – Gov Otti by Edoziesmart(m): 10:34pm On Aug 01, 2023
Lewisjohnson:
You don speak out of point by saying Ekpa initiated Monday sit at home. I no de argue with you again
Who started the Monday sit at home if you said is not Ekpa?
PoliticsRe: We Can’t Afford Ekpa’s Two-week Sit-at-home Order – Gov Otti by Edoziesmart(m): 9:01pm On Aug 01, 2023
Lewisjohnson:
Anambra only obey Monday sit at home
So the previous one week sit at home Anambra didn't observe it right?
Eke Awka that was so lonely during that week.

Meanwhile who initiated the Monday sit at home if not Simon Ekpa huh
PoliticsRe: We Can’t Afford Ekpa’s Two-week Sit-at-home Order – Gov Otti by Edoziesmart(m): 8:58pm On Aug 01, 2023
Odin13:
Anambra has never obey any sit at home from the abakiliki fool

And will never

Yes Anambra is much superior to the abakiliki man in particular

You can hate what you like .. no be person business

Focus on yours
I can see you are a troll

Bye
PoliticsRe: We Can’t Afford Ekpa’s Two-week Sit-at-home Order – Gov Otti by Edoziesmart(m): 3:25pm On Aug 01, 2023
Odin13:
Is left for Abia to umu abakiliki to decide for them

As for Anambra state .. ship has sailed ..

Abak no get mouth.. e en if ebonyi turn heaven tomorrow.. Anambra care less

Money on mind
But has Anambra State observe any sit at home order from Simon Ekpa? Your answer should tell you that what you wrote up there is gibberish.

Meanwhile get rid of superiority complex from your mind. I hate when an Anambra State indigine feel like he is superior than someone from Ebonyi State.

How do you feel when someone from northern region feel like his state or region is the best compare to eastern region?

N/b: I'm neither from Ebonyi State nor Anambra state
PoliticsRe: We Can’t Afford Ekpa’s Two-week Sit-at-home Order – Gov Otti by Edoziesmart(m): 2:17pm On Aug 01, 2023
Odin13:
Can an abakiliki fool tell main market make dem no open?

Makachi ebonyi people go flee ..

Otti na una Dey welcome the imps
So the sit at home is only for Abịa State and not in Anambra State?

Just read the trash you wrote up there.
EducationRe: Guys, Did I Overcharge This Woman For This? by Edoziesmart(m): 9:57pm On Jul 30, 2023
Acidosis:
You're revealing too much about your clients without their consent. Stop that.
Did she mention her name? Or her house address in Abuja?
EducationRe: Guys, Did I Overcharge This Woman For This? by Edoziesmart(m): 9:55pm On Jul 30, 2023
Dshocker:
You are going extreme, by asking the child be brought to your house for lesson.
She said that to save her transport fare
BusinessRe: Wema Bank Plc Launches Phygital, Its New In-branch Self Service Offering by Edoziesmart(m): 5:38pm On Jul 27, 2023
Kudos to wema bank
This bank has been my number one bank since COVID era till now.
BusinessRe: Wema Bank Plc Launches Phygital, Its New In-branch Self Service Offering by Edoziesmart(m): 5:37pm On Jul 27, 2023
EnglandAmaka:
Wema Bank has refused to upgrade my account from Tier 1 to Tier 3. I've uploaded everything since last year, I've submitted everything they demanded, and still they don't want to upgrade it until i visit the branch which is in another state. I don't have Wema Bank I'm my state
You don't have wema bank in your state?
Which state is that?

Thought the bank is nationwide as an old bank like union bank and co
CrimeRe: Man Sells His Three Children For N1.5m In Rivers by Edoziesmart(m): 10:18pm On Jul 26, 2023
fastseo:
let me inform you... up north and south west they know the ikwere are igbos clan.
if fight broke out up north and igbos are being targeted they won't listen to anyone saying ikwere.


even the whitemen knows this. take a look at the pot found in Europe but taken from Port Harcourt in 1916
Lol we all know ikwere are Igbos.
Anybody from ikwere that said he is not from igbo need his brain to be examine

Is just like an ijebu man claiming he is not from Yoruba just because his dialect differs a bit from the Yorubas speaking by oyo people or Lagos people.

I wonder why Igbo speaking people in rivers will open their vocal cavity and spew trash that they are not Igbos while everything about them exhibit igbo culture and tradition.
FoodRe: Food: Whose Place Would You Visit? by Edoziesmart(m): 9:52pm On Jul 26, 2023
I will choose my ex any day any time

Seeing that food alone I'm already salivating cool
PoliticsRe: Trader Shot Dead At Ogbete Market, Enugu During Protest (Graphic Photos) by Edoziesmart(m): 5:42pm On Jul 26, 2023
okeysoninv:
Market and the land belongs to the govt. They said you can continue sit at home but be ready to pay fine of 100k . So why are you complaining. Govt owns the land and the affairs of the land is their business. Go and pay your 100k fine and next Monday cont. Sitting at home.
You didn't complained when ipob announced sit at home but governor that want to remove it is your problem. I can see ipob brainwashed brain here.
Oga I dislike ipob members with my last drop of blood but I'm not bias in passing judgement.
I will only take Mbah serious when he start to fine civil workers that doesn't come to work on Monday.
You can't tell a trader to open his shop while you didn't bring adequate security to secure him and his goods. Even if he force the traders to open their shop will he still force the buyers to leave their house to market?
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerians See Relocating Back To The Village As Failure by Edoziesmart(m): 5:36pm On Jul 26, 2023
Skyview01:
I envy you bro. I never lived in the village and i desperately long for the Nigerian village calm life.
I want to hear the cock crowing in the morning.
Lol cock don't crow here may be I'm not living in the remote area of my villa. Here is booming like city life.
May be I won't call here village since it is a busy environment
PoliticsRe: Trader Shot Dead At Ogbete Market, Enugu During Protest (Graphic Photos) by Edoziesmart(m): 3:16pm On Jul 26, 2023
okeysoninv:
no mind the useless ipob traders, governor has several times warned them to desist from sit at home. Held several meetings inside ogbete market. Yet ipob induced traders didn't hear. They told him to ask soludo how far with his initial gra gra.
So if you are the one selling in ogbete or new market you will come out and open your shop every Monday without minding that UGM might hit you stray bullet 🤔
How many security personnel did the governor bring out to secure all these markets every Monday? Or you want people to play with their life?

You people should make using of your brain before spewing trash
PoliticsRe: Trader Shot Dead At Ogbete Market, Enugu During Protest (Graphic Photos) by Edoziesmart(m): 3:05pm On Jul 26, 2023
okeysoninv:
ipob terrorist on the beat. The traders dont protest against sit a home order by terrorist Nnamdi kanu but have the terminality to protest against Governor of a state. Where were the traders when governor was holding meets with ogbete traders. Anybody that does protest the blood is on that person head.
Are the traders complaining that they are tired of sit at home?
Is it the governor constitutional rights to lock up shop of a private sector that didn't open on Monday? Since he wants to fine the shop owners he should also fine government schools that didn't open on Monday.

He should start his 100k fine from the government sector before moving down to private sector. Whereas he don't have right to tell a business man when to open his shop or close it since the person is not working under him and didn't owe him any explanation.
PoliticsRe: Trader Shot Dead At Ogbete Market, Enugu During Protest (Graphic Photos) by Edoziesmart(m): 3:01pm On Jul 26, 2023
Fsboperator3:
You no protest against IPOB nah governor trying to lift you from IPOB dungeon you see protest.
So your point is that they should not protest and pay the 100k fine?
You just prove to me you are just an educated illiterate.

The governor telling them to come out every Monday did he bring our security personnel to guide them incase chaos started?

Why should government seal the shop of a private sector?
What if the owner of the shop went for vacation or travel to Lagos or China to buy goods?
Ok! the governor assume that anybody that sit at home on Monday is just obeying Simon ekpa order without having to think twice 🤔
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerians See Relocating Back To The Village As Failure by Edoziesmart(m): 12:24am On Jul 26, 2023
adebayo987:
You're confusing town with village. Your place is a town and no longer a village. A place closer to the city that's having some city facilities like stable electricity, water, standard internet and even moving businesses is no longer a village. Simply because you hail from the place doesn't mean it's a village. What about the geographical indigenes of cities like Port Harcourt, Abuja, Uyo, Ikeja, etc., would they call the city their village? Maybe yes if they can't differentiate village from city or town.
Ok now I understand your point.
May be I won't call my place village because all those timid and backward lifestyle doesn't exist here.

My bad though.
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerians See Relocating Back To The Village As Failure by Edoziesmart(m): 11:58pm On Jul 25, 2023
adebayo987:
Right ... The reason is that.

1. No good road
2. No constant electricity
3. No clean water
4. No waste management
5. No good internet (mostly 2G networks are installed by network providers) in the village
6. Low population (would result to poor patronising if doing business)
7. If doing business, cost of transportation will make you make less profit. Sometimes things stay and spoil in your shop due to very low patronage and if it becomes expensive, nobody will buy because there are alternatives and enduring/ultra managing minds in the village.
8. No security (especially if you're known as a wealthy person)


However, the village is good for retirement or to have a peace of mind. It's also a place to go and hide from the rest of the world (especially hiding from unwanted guests and visits).
This your point is only valid for those from timid village unlike my community that is just less that 25 mins drive to capital city

Like I said earlier village dey pass village.

Most of all these things you mentioned I haven't experienced such ever since I relocated back to villa. May be because my community is close to capital city and some strangers are living with us.
I first experienced Glo 4g in the villa before it reached where I was living in the city then grin cheesy
The only network that shows 2g/3g in my villa is Etisalat. The rest are full 4g anywhere you go either in the forest, cave or mountain cool
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerians See Relocating Back To The Village As Failure by Edoziesmart(m): 11:48pm On Jul 25, 2023
Omoh village dey pass village. Like me that work remotely ever since I finished uni, I don't see the reason I will have to be wasting money yearly to pay house rent when I can comfortable live the life I want in the village.

BTW, some strangers are leaving their communities to relocate to my village to hustle and make it big in life. I don't see the reason I should leave my village when it doesn't limit my hustle rather it broad it.
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerians See Relocating Back To The Village As Failure by Edoziesmart(m): 11:43pm On Jul 25, 2023
BoldBrainz:
I long made my point. If you feel disgruntled about it, that's your funeral, Son.
Who is your son?

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