Paradise12:
Please if anybody can help me with any little amount to cook something to eat I will be very happy...

This one no dey taya to beg here for how many years
Shuo!

Seems you have turn cyber begging to professional work.

Dididrumz:


You conclude from the "everybody speaking in tongues" abi? 😂😂

Aswear.

That's the only church I know that everybody use to speak in tongue while praying.

One guy I knew back then that is junior pastor had a lesson center where he taught people how to speak in tongue.

He is now a senior pastor in one of their branch in Ghana

frenzy48:
one new generation church I attended some weeks ago,,the ushers all wore trousers,the worship singer dyed his hair pink, choristers wore tight seductive trousers,,guys were allowed to wear caps while girls didn't cover their hairs .some guys even came with crossing bag .I just felt odd

That place should be a party house and not church gathering

Congratulations to him

God1000:
I hope he won't die young sha

It's not good to start marital life with three women.

So our forefathers that married more than 3 women died young?

Hausa/Fulani tribe that use to marry 3 wives they have died prematurely?

Stop living in delusion bro.

MechanicMike:


brother am knew to nairaland sir. i only juss join over a months. who did i troll anybody and how? where? when? do u no me from some where sir?(no oofeinsce)

🤣🤣
I can't stop laughing Mrcork

Btw what happened to your old moniker?
Or what of the angry mod gave you 100 years ban on your old moniker

That's why I normally wear native attire since last year till date.
I'm in my early 30's but look more like an early 20's dude.

I'm not bothered about that though.

FatimaAbubakar:
There is a moderator going around, hiding my comments. If I lay curse on you, you will end up in chains in the marketplace.

MechanicMike:


So u are gay beecoz u attracted to slim men's like ECFF boss Bawawawa......corrrrect?...u relice u will be jail for 14years when police catch u?SHAME ON U SIR!!!((no oofencse))

When will you and kobojunkie quit trolling people in this forum?

You've old pass this man.

Likoya:
Rubbish 😒 this is not my problem now abeg....

Now, I have an advice for some people here...
If You're sixteen years old,or just finished secondary school in this country, please my advice for you is to not go to university immediately.. Use one year or 6 months to go and learn any business you have passion for, then ask your parents to use the money they want to waste for that Useless five years course to start up a business for you, trust me, in five years time if you are destined to succeed and not an Igbo smoker or mumu pikin, when your mates are celebrating graduating with a stupid degree and start searching for a job they can never see, you will have become a millionaire by then.. After you've established your business to a stage where by it don't need your presence to run, you can employ people to run it in your absence while your go to school and chase that degree if you want.....

I use to tell people to be financially stable before wasting time visiting the 4 corner of the university.

The mistake I made my children will never try it.

Dear secondary leavers, have profitable business doing before thinking of writing jamb.

AkeenoGlobal:
How old are you and what did you study?

I'm 30
And I studied computer engineering

ictplotter:

If you want to be wealthy, don't be a graduate.

No
If you want to be wealthy start early to be self employed.
Want kill most of us in Nigeria is that we tried to force ourselves to school with the hope that we will secure an imaginary job that is nowhere.
It makes most of us to waste our time instead of realising earlier that there is no job anywhere, rather we have to craft out the job ourselves.

My biggest regret is not studying quantity survey when I was giving admission to study that a decade ago. I find it as one of the useless course so far without knowing it is a very nice course.

Now my mate that took the bold opportunity to studied the course is doing pretty well for himself. Job upon job want to kill him in our community now.

Man is cruising on tundra Toyota as I'm talking, including other sport cars by the side

chukkystar:
Rivers say them be Ikwere not Igbo. E reach bad news now na Igbo killing Igbo...

Lol ikwere is the only igbo speaking people in rivers state that said they are not igbo.

You can't say same for egbema person.

kestolove95:
Na Dem, dey have gone to develop rivers

Is some part of rivers state not Igbos?
Places like etche, egbema etc. Or you are daft ?

It is just like saying some part of kwara State are not Yorubas just because they are not under south west.

lilvicky68:
100k per month for a family of 3, that means nothing like outing, buying of clothes go be once In a while, cheaps schools or schooling only 3rd term, drinking garri at least 5 times a week, no helping of family members, cheap accomodations with rent at most 150k yearly, minding your business always make you no enter problem wey go make you spend, no drinking of beer and peppersoup, you fit manage sachet action bitter or Chelsea, no buying of drugs/Medicine, na agbo una go dey drink steady.

Unless you are already married, no single man should marry with 100k salary without a supportive wife unless you want stress to finish you.

This analysis is wrong

Each locality differs. Couple in Damaturu will survive very well with 50k earning but same won't work for someone that live in PH or Enugu unless they stay in a very remote area like waterline, Gariki, Trans Amadi or Abakpa.

timiade446:
LMao 🤣

Canva pro for sale guys

Just 500 naira

What's the validity?

ahnie:
I want to believe there re moderators on this section .pls kindly do your jobs.

Aswear. I don leave this thread sha for this lads that has succeeded in derailing this wonderful thread with their uncultured attitude.

Angrygoat:
Idiots.

Calling someone older than you idiot shows the kind of home training you have while growing up.

If that makes you happy continue.

Congratulations to them. More happy marriage to celebrate

NeshietUkochio:
I don't you and those people understand p2p on binance

Lol p2p that is den of scammers.

Floating price really dealt with me on binance last 2 years.

I use kucoin and binance p2p but I'm more of OTC trader on WhatsApp than p2p trader on binance and kucoin.

Sunnyski:


I'm sure you're one of them traders on Patricia's platform.

I will hear your wailing very soon.

Lol
Patricia haven't see my back for once.
Ever since paxful show me shege, I quit anything relating to instant payment exchange. The only instant payment exchange I still patronise till date is remitano though I don't leave much fund there, same with binance. I don't leave much fund with binance again ever since binance.us started to have saga with SEC.

And again binance show my friend shege last year. They blocked her account with $19k fund inside till date. I don't want to experience such trauma

If it is not decentralised exchange I can't leave much fund and sleep peacefully.

I prefer WhatsApp OTC trading than centralised p2p exchange any day any time.

Sunnyski:
That's a new scam. 😂 😂

Very soon they will start crying 😂 😂

What stop them from trading on the well known Binance?

Does binance pay directly to bank account?
People need something that pay directly to their account without p2p. That's why Patricia and the likes are still getting more customers over this years.

seankafor:
Nobody hate water travel more than me..

I'll rather trek bro

Rip to the dead

Trek on top water?
Anyway you haven't stay in riverine area else you don't have option than to use boat unless you will fly with chopper or helicopter.

That's how I used to say I won't travel using water transportation till I wrote my waec in 2011 in riverine area where i don't have any means of transportation than using flying boat to and fro.

IkeIgboNiile:
How many boats were involved in the accident? How did 103 people fit into one boat?

Oga local boat can carry upto 300 passengers at once.
Seems you are mistaken the boat to all this flying boat people are using to do boat cruise.

KennethEnyi:



It’s because you cannot afford Apple products that’s why you hate it

I can afford apple phone but I can't use my money to buy it. I haven't used any apple product since 2011 I started using smartphone (blackberry and windows phone to be precise) and I don't think I will ever use apple product unless they prove me otherwise.

I'm a core Samsung lover.
Currently using Samsung note 20 ultra and a20s
Thinking of buying Google pixel if I get extra money for phone soonest.

Even people that is using London used iPhone 6 will still come here and be making mouth concerning android.

Tueh!

lexy2014:


Pls clarify. How was he able to be a senator from two different states?

No big deal there. Any core indigene of Yorubaland can contest for any political post in Lagos state and win. The person might decide to go back to his main state of origin and contest for another post of his choice.

Check the governors of Lagos State from 1999 till date only one of them is main indigene of Lagos State. While the rest are either from Ogun, Osun etc.

N3TRAL:
1. Azonto

2. Etihi

3. Shoki

4. Dap

5. Legwork

6. Skelewu

7. Makosa

8. Yahoozee

9. Shaku Shaku

10. Alanta

Bonus:

11. One corner

Yahooze no be dancing step nah

mediclife1987:


Dey chop rubbish dey call am food.

Onijekuje.

That you don't eat doesn't make it rubbish.
She is eating such combo becomes that's normal thing with her tribesmen (Hausa/Fulani).

CodeTemplar:
To see better result, grind it and use it to make swallow versus obstaculated egusi soup. Finally wash down with carrot and water melon juice.

What is this one eeh kwa?

Ọ sị na ọ bu swallow made with tigernut and date??
Hmm