₦airaland Forum

humilitypays:
hahahaha




Islam, a deadly bloody ancient cult founded by a murderous Pedophile to keep the poor more wretched and stupid, by using barbaric doctrines that make poor Muslim worshippers terrorists and lovers of violence, in order to protect the rich Muslims.


This is clear reason why Southern Nigeria must separate from backward Northern Nigeria that will soon turn to Afghanistan and Yemen combined.

You’re an insensitive & disrespectful bunch, bro .. tearing n denigrating others religion like that is stupid & shows the kind that you are. Islam is Islam & a foremost religion whereas hisbah is hisbah & only setup by Kano state govt

kestolove95:
but who they fvck this woman since she no get husband

So that is your only major concern , Alaye? Nor looseguard o

KillMNKnow:
26 Or minus 26%

As in ehh .. -100%

I’m sure it was Femi that drafted & released this statement with cabals authority & permission .. smh

nairavsdollars:
No woman can accept what Alexx did. Never!

Pls what was that? Enlighten us abeg

Ikpeyi:
PDP and their matter...


Hon. Chukwuemeka Nwajiuba for 2023...

Who is he ? And 2023 what abeg

nerd004:
Yoruba to the world,,,,tell duz IPOB Igbos to shattup

All of una (Ibo, Hausa, Yoruba, Tiv, Fulani etc) especially the poor masses here nor go ever get sense for inside this our Nigeria again sha .. y’all are also part of Nigeria biggest problem as well as the politicians too.. *spit*

elonmuskbaby:
In this country we lack consideration and respect for one another

We only respect each other only when We know we have something to gain from a person directly

Or we respect out of culture or position (be it economic, political or religious position) not that you will respect the person ordinarily

We have no choice than to respect the person because we know the consequences

Outside this 3,Nigerians have complete disregard for each other which reflects in the way we drive on the road and the way we respect those who try to cross the road or other drivers

For example have you seen instances where someone is driving on another person's lane on the road and still insulting the person on the right lane to move away for him and then when then the person on the right lane comes out,the one on the wrong says haaaa baba Titi eyin ni.miomo,emabinu.

Meaning he knows he's wrong and apologizing because it's his friend or relation that knows the person directly.

You’re so right & on target here .. but what’s your end sum point eventually with regard to the headline story

Anaerobi:
FFK is a Yoruba. Am not surprised

Meaning what, bro? Get away jorr, mtchew

The explanation by the Presidency on President Muhammadu Buhari’s absence from the burial of late Chief of Army Staff, Lt. Gen. Ibrahim Attahiru has turned out to be a ruse.

In May, Buhari shunned the funeral of Attahiru, who died in a military plane crash near the Kaduna airport.

The ill-fated aircraft was carrying the then COAS and nearly a dozen officers, including aides. The National Youth Council of Nigeria (NYCN) demanded an investigation.

The Nigerian leader’s failure to attend the final rites for Attahiru was widely condemned. The deceased was in office for only four months.

Citizens wondered why Buhari, a retired General, did not physically pay his last respect to an incumbent Army chief who passed away while on official duty.

In his response, presidential spokesman Garba Shehu said his principal dislikes the idea of closing roads and security men molesting people for right of way.

”The president is somebody who is so concerned about the safety and wellbeing of ordinary Nigerians on the streets.

“Because he doesn’t like this idea of closing roads, security men molesting people on the road for the president to have the right of way”, Shehu claimed.

But on Friday, as the President headed to Kano for the wedding of his son, Yusuf and Zahra Bayero, the highway leading to Abuja airport was shut.

Motorists, commuters, logistics operators, among others, were caught in a gridlock that lasted hours.

“Missed my flight, I am so pissed. Some people probably had health emergencies. Our leaders make those who put them in power suffer, it’s really bad”, a citizen, Hassan, fumed.

Many got to their destinations – airport, hospitals, shops, schools, workplaces, appointment venues – behind schedule.

Presidential movements cause heavy traffic in the nation’s capital and other states. Security personnel usually block the road hours before the motorcade passes.

That of flight landing is worse as controllers advise pilots, regardless of plane status and fuel level, to remain in the air until they get clearance to land.

Yusuf and Zahra’s union will take place Friday afternoon after Jummah prayers, amid the surging third wave of COVID-19.

Since the outbreak in 2020, Kano has been one of the worst hit states in terms of numbers of cases and deaths.

In early August, the federal government placed the state, Akwa Ibom, Lagos, Oyo, Plateau, Rivers and the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) on red alert.


https://dailypost.ng/2021/08/20/abuja-highway-shut-for-buhari-after-shunning-gen-attahirus-burial-to-avoid-road-closure/

kehinde1588:
May Allah overlook his sins and make him among the dwellers of aljanah fridaus.

Aamin. He was a very very good man

[quote author= post=104771102][/quote]Sorry to say this bruh, but your whole n long write up here made not own single sense or communicated any meaningful meaning

AchalugoNwa:
just like I'll marry you soon because we love each other.
you're a good woman so to marry you is a must.
can't wait to insert my amu inside your otu
chaiiii it'll be the best moment of my life

Adadike say yes naaa
I'm crying like this
please naaaa

What da hell!! So you be man masquerading as woman here , omg ! Nawa o

Out of all of them, na only Gov Zulum get sense n normal sha . Others are rubbish phd holders n deserve to be stripped of it

Tonimax:


E no go better for yusuf omo surebet after
convincing me of a sure Brazilian correct score of 2-1 and I used the money wey one NEPA Guy give me make I hold for am and stake the game, the game now end 1-2, Yusuf come dey tell me say na auto correct change the scores wey him send for me, shey auto correct don dey reverse scores??
Now I don dey work for NEPA as the person
wey dey hold ladder for them wen dey wan go cut people light ....
Btw
Im sure that money will be handicapped before reaching government hands

Hahahahaha u too funny bro

This our current finance minister woman na confirm mugu sha … instead of finding & formulating Nobel policies & ideas to boost our dwindling & massively looted revenue , instead she’s looking for ordinary citizens to cut their salaries or withhold it

Pls is he gonna contesting in the election?
which party now

Dikaveli:
Hahahaha not in any way, she is from UDI in Enugu state ( Sullivan chime local government) married to nwaobodo from akpugo in nkanu west of enugu state while Jim is from akwunuano in enugu east local government,

But i laugh each time i see this woman , because she is from UDI sulivan taught he will impose her to contest for enugu east senatorial seat then nkanu men told him that the only person who can say what happen their is chimaroke nnamani, Jim nwaobodo or ken nnamani that he cant come from UDI and control nkanu.

Trust nkanu people they don't mess around. After that the woman go in hiding

My Man U know history n the level very well o, interesting

Dagger111:
I can only see fat creatures without origin names. Very soon, she will be elected into a high political office and start taking loans from different continent, which will make them treat us this way below:

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

Degree that has no use to humanity.

Mehn u too much .. nice one n write up

Sometimes I don’t understand politicians from Nigeria , u rule finish n u still want to be in control. But during you own tenure u wanted freedom n no control . Anyway make them fight themselves dey go , serves them greedy lots good . Nonsense

femimailbox:
Why do you have to remind your closest rival and competitor that he is going through wrong process when you can just sit back and allow them to think they are winning. Them BOOM, you get them disqualified through a competent court.

PDP wise up jare!

Omor u too wise n sabi, make too much sense nor just kee u o

I don’t like Kyari .. but What kind of unprofessional, quack & unverified story journalism/write up is this .. Sahara e don do , just stop mehn. Allow the courts to pass judgment , haaabaaaa

inumidun2010:
SO WILL I by HILLSONG, Performed by OSBY BERRY.... that song is FIRE... the LYRICS is DEEP..
Na NAIJA GOSPEL SONG Wey I no too gbadun except SINACH and FEW OTHERS.. They'll sing 2 lines and use TONGUES to COVER THEIR MEDIOCRITY....

GOD OF ALL PROMISE, YOU DONT SPEAK IN VAIN, NO SYLLABLE EMPTY OR VOID.IF THE STARS WERE MADE TO WORSHIP, SO WILL I..
That's my BEST LINE

Oh my goodness , this song is blessed bro .
“And As you speak a thousand billion failures disappear “

Thinktwicemybro:
Who needs cofab when there is a super cop in town aka the tailor.

Anybody who see kyari show tell him to sew my bariga very fast, am using it this weekend.

I dedicate this FTC to all IPOB who may have reported kyari to the FBI, one Nigeria is not by force.

Must you guys joke with everything in Nigeria n serious matters .. no wonder an elder in Nigeria tagged us lazy youths one certain time

FutureIsFemale:
Shameless adults.

But how did u get to this conclusion, ma ? Because it seems he didn’t force her to the damned venue & besides she said she the one who rented n booked the room herself & came there herself (and don’t be hypocritical, we all know fully well what adults do or happens in such venues) .. Anyway may justice prevail eventually & peace to the dead

Lamasta:
I been think say na Alex Maduka before

As in ehhh

vibre:
She will eventually regret this decision.

Why? Abeg go jorrr.. did Moses regret his or iwobi .. smh

Nikkganc08:
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STORY FOR THE GODS...!!!


Even if it's to be transmitted electronically...

Is it not Buharis boys that will still be in charge of d database?

And still the final person to announce the result.

last time, baba played his 'correct score' game well. Then travelled to Katstina.

From there, he told us he has travelled and is willing to accept whatever d election result is.

Those are the kind of rigging I love.

Totally PERFECT rigging backed up with confidence.

Knowing fully well that all d boys u put in strategic locations have played their games well.

2023 election would shock Nigerians.

Because the plan wasn't perfect in 2019 but it still worked. Right now, the plan is PERFECT.

Oga Bubu's boys are now in charge of every sector of the economy.

All petroleum now goes through dangote and he'll do d necessary 'funding'.
His boys leads the Army, police, judiciary, Senate, immigration, even boy scout .

Nigeria can't be redeemed again.

As someone that has worked for INEC in 2011, 2015 and 2019, I know that nothing good can come out from this our motherland again as regards to elections.

In 2011, we were kidnapped with guns pointed at us, blindfolded and taken to an unknown location.

On our way, we passed a police checkpoint(still blindfolded). The policemen were bribed and they still allowed us to be taken away.

I thought I was gonna die.
The youth corper among us started crying and praying.

Oh...

I forgot to mention that the policemen sent to safeguard our election team were d ones following d kidnappers like escorts.

We got to a mansion, gates were opened and we entered. The blindfold was removed.

We were then told to calm down, then served SPECIALLY prepared meal with meat almost d size of d head of new born baby.

Two cartons of malt was there. Drink or take as u want.

We were asked to calm down. That we r safe. But if we try to act as HEROs, they'll make us die a 'hero'.

Dear nairalanders, I calmed down ooo.
I don't want to be a hero again.

Yes... Each person was forcefully given money bigger than the monthly minimum wage and asked to relax while they did all d voting by themselves.

At that point, it was all about 'yes sir' to whatever they said. You dare not reject d money (unless u want to die a hero).


2015 election was better.
The community we went to said we cannot leave with d empty ballot papers. That everything MUST be voted with.

Some had small guns on them that weren't properly hidden and as usual, the army men were in their Hilux, ready to run if anything happens. Yes... our youth corper leader co-operated.


2019, my eyes bled.
I gave up on Nigeria.

Someone actually came with over 250 NEW voters cards.

I laughed in my mind cos I knew d machine wud reject them.

Such an idiot. He thought he cud print fake cards and come to vote with them.

Dear nairalanders, I was shocked when ALL the cards ended up being 100% accurate and accepted by the machine.

The APC , PDP, APGA, etc observers there quareled but later negotiated on how they were going to share the votes.

They forced us to comply cos the community belongs to them.

Already, our security (Army) has been settled with money and asked to leave. They drove off.

The police woman also sent to us was d one at d door watching for when election monitoring team would come.

Yes... They came and caught them thumb printing the ballot papers illegally. I thought I was going to be arrested. The monitoring team shouted and pretended like they were making calls to their headquarters.

Well...

The community guys told us not to worry that it's a 'small case'. They took the monitoring team one side and settled them and they left happily.

While the rigging continued.


I'll never do INEC work again in my life.


PDP rigged heavily.

APC rigged heavily.

At the end, the best rigger (APC) won the election.

It's totally wrong for PDP to shout as if they were 'cheated' (in a game of cheating).


Oh... I forgot to also tell u....

All Elections results were transmitted to INEC server same day (Saturday) by one election tech staff. I've forgotten what inec called him.

But u see...,

On Sunday and Monday, 70% of once staffs returned to that inec compound to recompute/recalculate their figures cos those corpers did a useless job.

Figures we're assumed, manipulated and configured in order to get tallying results.

Those Final figures weren't sent to inec server .

PS:

I love PDP
I love APC
I love my President
I love my country Nigeria
I'm an honest Nigerian trying to earn money legally.

You’re a classic act & one true Nigerian, bro

Kzinne:
This culture is disgusting. This is why out of six female Bank MDs in Nigeria at the moment- 5 are Yoruba women. In the yeast women are clearly relegated to the background while the men do whatever it takes to make money including dubious dealings to make noise and take care of the sit at home trophy dumb wife and children. Disgusting people

Sorry bro but u pointless here .. I didn’t grab a single tangible point

Jerryherd:
Good one, let him use his own hands, to set himself up

Bindmans filling a law suit on the process of his rendition would only open up terrorism charges against him in UK

It's going to be Kenyan government vs bindmans law firm representing Nnamdi Kanu struggling it out in the UK court

Seems u know not international law at all bro … you’re talking about Nigerian or African law here which u might be used to .. there’s no partiality or one sidedness with International law . It’s totally evidence based n human right upholding is top priority .. we’ll see how it goes if UK truly n will come in sha

Danisaint112:
Later they would say it's IPOB! can you see for yourself how the killings have continued? Who would you blame now? Ebube Agu abi?

I don't blame the northerners and westerners, I blame those my misinformed and Ignorant Igbo brothers. You are the cause of all this and truth is you are a shame to your tribe for quickly judging without proof.

Rightly said bro .. you’re so sound n knowledgeable