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Anambra....

Simply means investment first before,,,,

For me,I think OBJ will do a perfect job

1) If an engagement ring have stayed 2yrs in your finger,its now a key holder..

2) You have LAND rover + LAND cruiser and still have LAND lord,you deserve to be LANDED a slap...

3)Lazy men call rich men ritualists while unlucky girls call lucky ones prostitutes..

4)Life is beautiful no be for person wey fall inside pit toilet..

5)Love is blind no be for warri babes..

More coming;

Uche Iwu: FG said they are sending troops to fight Mali Rebels. The Mali Rebels said they are well equiped and ready to welcome Nigerian troops and others with bombs and unstoppable shootings. Is it possible to include or attach some of our politicians to our troops heading to Mali to fight the rebels? After all, Prince Charles fought in Afghanistan.

Who among the politicians do you expect to see in this Mali Crisis troops? Which politicians do you suggest? Les go there.

Naija sef...

Reserved

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Make una collect one one like jare..e no easy''

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CRAZY FACTS MADE IN NAIJA ****

1)Garri No Get Advert, But E Sell
Pass Indomie
2)No Matter How Toms sell, E No
Go Sell Pass Slippers
3)If You Never Thief Meat From
Pot B4, Then You Mama No Sabbi
Cook
4)A Girl Who Laffs @ Your dry
Joke during a first date doesn't
have transport money to get back
Home
5)The only woman who knows
where her man is every Night is a
"Widow"
6)Bowen university is the only
uni
you find people kissing wif there
both eyes wild open, so as not to
get Caught.....
7)Say Hausa Man Poor, No mean
say him NO fit afford to buy
Transitor Radio
U cant kneel down to greet ur
parent but u can Kneel to give ur
BF heads, una go explain 4
judgment day o
9)If the Alarm of a China fone
cannot wake you up.....Forget it u
r "DEAD"
10)To listen to CoolFM, just put
ur radio in a Fridge
11)Is a small world no mean say u
go trek from ur house reach
malaysia

made front page?

Even me?

fellis: I fear nothing and no one

ban don dey hungry you..

kindly hide this post before they do it for you**as u know dem dey madt**

moreover,thanx for giving me hrt attk this A.M

fellis: I am not trying to 'burst you up'.
I just think this topic is more appropriate for Facebook so it might not get to FP.

But our mods are crazy sha so it might end up there after all.

babe,wetin i do you naa?
is it not too early to burst me up this way?

fellis: It won't make front page. You wasted your time

brb

will be back with ma comments

reserved

gym,
lot of junky's
meat(minus red meat)
above all,HAPPINESS

reserved

how i wish this comment made it up there

usibengate: Is so quite unfortunate dat nairaland is filled up wit children dat dosent knw any abt international politice and diplomatic relationship. Wheathe Russia is a super power or nt nigeria can decide nt 2 release dos guys based on d code of conduct of d country. U guys just tink wit any slight of anoyance super power nations wil just start wriggling dier drones or SBM into nigeria. Children reason n talk maturely. Nigeria is nt a smal country u can just intemidate as such. If nigeria refuse dier release it wil only afect dier bilateral ties, and nt even resultin into arms usage. D way u guys are talkin like persn havin dahorea of d mouth, rememba u guy are on net and d world is readin and actin on it. Nigerians o' ye of little faith

Young doctor shot dead in broad daylight in Lagos

A young doctor, Irawo Adamolekun, was shot dead today in Lagos by an unknown gunman. Rapper, Ruggedman witnessed the killing and tweeted about the incident which occurred at Anthony yesterday afternoon. "Man wearing army green tshirt n brown combat shorts, just short a man driving a corolla in d head at anthony. He shot him and calmly walked to d other side of d road to a waiting okada n sped off. In broad daylight oh" -Ruggedman

He was the only son of his parent as his elder brother died a few years ago in a car accident.
https://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580725_10151262034108409_286014413_n.jpg

source
http://lindaikeji..com/2013/01/student-of-houdegbe-north-american-uni.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

this ain't relevant bro,
she ate eba that day.
look for interesting stories.
Happy new yr

the only reasonable human being in NL

Truckpusher: JudgIng from the commentarIes of some fellow nIgerIans that I'll rather classIfy as a waste to the nIgerIan society I can categorically say that Nigerians are very pathetic people and we are our own worst enemy.If Nigeria refuses to release those criminal sailors the heavens will not fall and Russia will do no jack, the least they can do is to cut bilateral relation with Nigeria and I'm dead sure that no country in the west will risk that kind of economic suicide for some few fuvcking sailors when their economy is in shambles.

But it's so alarming that some peeps thinks that Nigeria is country that can just be slapped around by any world power just because of some unimportant sailors and don't forget that we've got friends that are strong too who wouldn't let anybody come into their farmland to destroy their crops.Somebody was even talking abt drones , honestly I think it's high time people begin take IQ test before joining NL-READ MY LIPS RUSSIA IS JUST BARKING THEY CAN'T BITE AT LEAST NOT WITH THIS ISSUE...mtcheww

500 level student of Federal University of Technology, Minna, Godwin Edeko has been arrested by Niger State Police for cutting off his girlfriend's head.

Some of the neighbours who spoke to Channels Television said they became suspicious when they heard the dead girl, simply identified as Hanatu, screaming and the suspect dashing out of his room.

They further mentioned that, after some time, without hearing any sound from the girl who had been with the suspect for three days without coming out, they forcefully opened the door of the room, only to find the headless body of Hanatu with blood stains all over the room.

Niger State Police Public Relation Officer, Pius Edoko while confirming the incident, explained that although the suspect had confessed to the crime, the command is yet to establish the motive of the crime.

He however said the investigation is ongoing with a view to crack down other people involved in the crime, as the severed head was recovered from an uncompleted building in Bosso.

See Picture here (Viewer discretion advised) http://naijacarrygo.com/man-chops-off-girlfriends-head-in-niger-viewers-discretion-advised/

http://www.channelstv.com/home/2013/01/04/man-chops-off-girl-friends-head-in-niger/

https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0rptvIeJC1rr1wy2o1_500.gif
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manny4life: You really must think that you're it... BORING ,

NEXT...

Na wa oo,
Thought I told you to run to the balcony abi Childrens room?
Behave yourself na,or must you smell every yash that's around you?

manny4life: Haha.. I visit my doctor often (standard medical routine), and he says I'm doing wonderfully. Than God for his mercies, question is, with all your spite,hate and anger, can u say the same thing?

LOL... When its time for kids you will let me know..

Unless you're a kid as well, because if you're tryna claim adult here, you haven't said anything nor reasoned like one. In fact, I'd rather be a kid at heart than to be a so-called adult who disgraces the mantle of adulthood by his warped thoughts and reason.

You already knw the truth..stop beating about the bush

BetaThings: I challenge you to produce JUST ONE (1) sentence that from the Qur'an and the book of ahadeeth that contradicts all the verses forbidding suicide

This allegation of deception is rich
Christians publish fake Qur'an. Muslims don't have time for such deception

http://middleeast.about.com/b/2008/01/06/bible-vs-quran-super-bowl-of-publishing.htm

'Marketing savvy or not, the Quran's brigades must be doing something right even as places like the Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary in Texas have created a masters degree "to train missionaries," The Economist notes, "in the art of converting Muslims." It's not always the most ethical missionary zeal in the world: some of those Evangelical lurches have included the production of fake Qurans with writings specifically designed to plant doubt in Muslims' minds The Pentagon, which has been involved in its own counterfeiting operations with the Iraqi media(among other places), would approve."

Using multiple accounts..
Who you wanna deceive?

Nevertheless,
You guys should learn to accommodate other religion as they do accomodate you.
Look at usa,look at other christian nations,how many of them deprive you of biulding yor mosque of moving freely?

I live in a muslim country and I know what its like..

Thanx all