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5 ways to make a GIRL happy.(even an old woman,weda akata or ajikpako)

1)Give her money
2)Give her money
3) You should give her money.
4) Please give her money
5) I said give her money.

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i am a witness..

thank GOD for me too.**i nearly died before the test is out** cus i fuc*ked up well while in school..
am now myself cus i cant stand to feel that way anymore while going for a test..

[size=18pt]may NEPA take light for Nairaland.[/size]

hahahahahahaha

so good pple dey NL?

thanks
i say amen to that.

victorD3: You don't deserve such an unhappy life in Jesus name!

Tonto; my wife to be

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Gambrosia: Nigerians are not HELP-ABLE!
They are like bottomless pits! Nigerian problems HAVE NO 'APPY H-ENDINGS O!
I don't bother. . . I only give gifts!
No loans or falling for that crap of 'helping to start-up a business'!

You story silenced me...neverthless,we must keep helping others..that's my own

Siena: To be honest, I can't blame you for wanting to turn your back on Nigerians in Nigeria.

I've had similar experiences.

My eldest sister too has fallen foul of our kid sister (she's 36). She's the only one who was born in Nigeria, and it would have been a simple issue to get her to the UK as a dependent, whilst she was under 18 (as we were all orphaned quite young). My elder sister sent her money to sort out her passport, visa and stuff. She blew the money, and claimed she was "duped" by a "visa agent."

My elder sister sent her more money, and the same thing happened - this time, she said it wasn't enough, she needed to pay certain people. Again, it never happened.

Again, my elder sister wanted to open a Dom account, our kid sister said she could do it. She was sent money back in 2010, and till date, no Dom account, no money.

Lastly, she was sent £500 worth of goods to sell; the idea was she made a profit, and sent the balance back, then more goods could be sent. So building up a business that would benefit herself. This was at the tail end of 2010. She sold the goods, and never sent a penny back. She claims "her customers are owing her." For two years??

I have leant money to Nigerians here in the UK; at one time when I was still a student (back in 1993) I was struggling. A friend of mine told me his mother back in Nigeria had to have a life-saving operation, and needed £1,000. He said the full amount was £6,500, but he'd raised the bulk, and just needed £1,000. I didn't have the money. I used my rent to help him out, he promised me he would pay me back three weeks later when his student grant came through.

It never happened. It turned out the university he was meant to be studying at was a con. He wasn't a student at UEL Stratford, he was a hustler. I couldn't get hold of him, and ended up losing my accommodation. I was homeless for 8 weeks, and luckily still had my old beat-up '83 Toyota Carina wagon, which became my home, till I sorted myself out. It was winter too, and so cold, there was ice forming on the inside of the windows.

I later learned he'd done the same to 3 other students from my faculty - 1 Ghanaian, 2 English. His mother was never ill, and he was last seen in Manchester, driving a 1991 BMW 325i M-Tec Sport. Bought with money we'd leant him out of an act of kindness, and he'd just run away.

It was a hard lesson learnt, and I'm wiser. I know where he lives now, and ran into him back in '95, but I couldn't be bothered to ask him why he'd done what he did. I didn't ask him for my money either, despite the fact I could have seized his car, sold it at auction and given him the money, less my £1,000. I felt I'd leave him to God. Anyone that can lie that his mom's at death's door to get money out of well-meaning folk has no honour, and he probably needs the money more than I do.

Never again.

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^great advice , never put a stop in helping people..the good ones will appreciate you likewise GOD..but do that in a wise way..one love

tonto go supply food here in emirates tomorrow.
she's started the cooking already.
make sure you come out and represent your country where ever you are.
happy indepen....

i requested for vip sit...
madam,abeg mix akamu and yam,
add 2 plantain,kpomo,okporoko and kunu.
spray som stew ontop jare.

madam,abeg mix akamu and yam,
add 2 plantain,kpomo,okporoko and kunu.
spray som stew ontop jare.

we don hear this story too much na..ah,make una find better thing talk for nairaland.
madam,abeg mix akamu and yam,
add 2 plantain,kpomo,okporoko and kunu.
spray som stew ontop jare.

madam,abeg mix akamu and yam,
add 2 plantain,kpomo,okporoko and kunu.
spray som stew ontop jare.

EmmyDe25: There has been arguments around and this has also happened btw me and my frnds; arguing for daes as to who is more popular btw these two artistes. Felow Nlders pls help out.

hmmmmm
madam,abeg mix akamu and yam,
add 2 plantain,kpomo,okporoko and kunu.
spray som stew ontop jare.

Madam abeg,
mix akamu and yam,
add salad,2 plantain,some kpomo and kunu.
Spray stew on top if possible.

oubi:

No,he married d daughter of his step mum.
Madam abeg,
mix akamu and yam,
add salad,2 plantain,some kpomo and kunu.
Spray stew on top if possible.

question: Did he marry the mother of his step kids?
There is definitely a lot of info we do not know about this man and his family.
So we should refrain from making assumptions and misguided comments.

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Is this really funny?

You need grammatical servicing.okoro.

Odunnu: Every sane and knowledgeable user knows who the mumu is:
One person doesnt know and he knows he doesnt know, he makes effort to know by asking a question and in turn gets an answer, as we speak, he 'knows' and has added already to his 'collection'.

Another person does not know and knows that he does not know, yet pride plus arrogance wont let him ask = this person is the mumu.

Rili?
Madam abeg,
mix akamu and yam,
add salad,2 plantain,some kpomo and kunu.
Spray stew on top if possible.

Definitly,it costed me 2500 naira only.

Madam abeg,
mix akamu and yam,
add salad,2 plantain,some kpomo and kunu.
Spray stew on top if possible.

soulfood: Music and rap music is gradually evolving into something bigger than we can imagine. Enjoy the music of this young man here.

http://nobeeffect.com/upcoming-naija-artiste-jayskills-singing-live-on-nobeeffect/

His name is Fadebi Folajimi and his stage name is Jayskills. He was born on November 11, 1992 and grew up in Lagos. His state of origin is Ogun state. And he hopes y’all love his singing.

AND THE GREAT PART IS ALL HE NEEDED TO GET HIS MUSIC POSTED WAS THE NATURAL TALENT. NO TIPS, NO SETTLEMENT OF BLOG OWNERS.

Finally, we are getting some professionalism in terms of music promotion especially in discovering new talents.

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manosteel: Suffice to say that naturally, I do not drink Palmwine or any anything that has to do with alcohol, and my day activities are in no way related to drinking. For sometime now, I have been having this re-occurring dream, that is, drinking Palmwine in the dream. I want to ask, does this mean anything? Is it something i should be worried about?