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This is the kind of post we need in nairaland.bravo and all tanks to GOD.
[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me]Calm down now, wetin...

If I hear say u no thank God enh!
243 days out of 365 na beans?
Boko Haram reach ur side? U dey
4 Dana Crash? God give u good
health,God no allow all dose

witches and wizards 4 ur village
get power over u, Naija no good
Naija no good u dey use BB, BB
wit subscription 4 dat matter if at
all u neva get money buy
Blackberry Porsche, abi u don see
where person wey dey coma dey
ping? Abi na blind man wan
change DP? u beta prepare dey go
church dis morning go do thanks
giving! =))•´¨)
¸.•´ ¸.ℓoℓ •*¨) ¸.•*¨)
=)) ¸¸.•´=D(¸.•´(¸. • =)).
Happy Sunday To All NAIRALANDERS, Love you all .. [/quote]

And how will you call this a joke?
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madam,abeg mix peper soup & beans
:add 3 kpome
:3 plantain
enough okporoko.
Spray some stew & ewedu on top if possible.no time!

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madam,abeg mix peper soup & beans
:add 3 kpome
:3 plantain
enough okporoko.
Spray some stew & ewedu on top if possible.no time!

mcdust: source: http://justnaija.com/top-10-wackest-nigerian-musicians/

**clears throat**
madam,come collect your money jare.bring xtra kpomo and tooth pick.no time to waist...

Acidosis: ^^ I'll be waiting for responses to all that. . .

Meanwhile





This man deserve a ban

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Madam,Abeg mix peper soup and beans
:add two kpomo
:one goat intestine
:and enough okporoko
spray some ofe akwu on top if possible.no time

Bush2: As you know, we Lagosians are highly in need od sharia Law in Lagos, all sort of crimes will insha Allah comes to an end when it is implemented.

as a muslim Dont hesitate to say No to any form of crime such as terrorism, Boko haram saga, killing innocent, etc that is not Islam, be your brothers keeper, and remember Islam means Peace.

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Madam,Abeg mix peper soup and beans
:add two kpomo
:one goat intestine
:and enough okporoko
spray some ofe akwu on top if possible.no time

Tokotaya: The case of the killing of Hameed Balogun is slipping out of public consciousness gradually. But one person who must still be nursing his bruised ego is the General Manager of the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority (LASTMA), Mr. Babatunde Edu, whose accounts of events were found to be not exactly reliable.



After valiantly defending what he believed to be the correct version of events, Mr Edu was ultimately forced to eat the humble pie with a sachet of chilled pure water following the exoneration of Mrs. Yinka Johnson, the hapless banker that he vociferously accused of killing the LASTMA official, Hammeed Balogun.



For some time to come, it would be embarrassing for Mr. Edu to stand in front of his boss, Governor Babatunde Fashola, who henceforth will be wise to take his claims with a pinch of salt and an assortment of other soup condiments.



But the fault was not entirely his. He probably did no wrong to believe what his men on the field told him.



When the first wave of doubt was cast on the LASTMA version of what transpired on that sad day that Mr. Balogun lost his life, he probably had called his men to ask them about the veracity of their claims again, and those ones swore on their great-grandfathers’ graves that they were telling the truth.



But then, the odds were steeply stacked against their version of what transpired. How possible was it for a car to hit someone and not have any dent? That was most unlikely. Even if the vehicle was armoured, there ought to have been some tell-tale signs of impact.



Then, again, there was a picture of the vehicle in question being prepared for towing by LASTMA officials. The towing vehicle was visible in the picture, parked right in front of the banker’s car, with a LASTMA official standing beside it.



This picture put a lie to the claim by Mr. Edu in an official statement that the banker drove away from the scene, and aligned more with the version of the banker that she did not leave the scene with her car.



According to reports, detectives who visited the crime scene for a reconstruction of the incident were hard pressed to correlate LASTMA’s account with what could have possibly transpired on the fateful day. As hard as they tried, they couldn’t see the possibility of LASTMA’s claims.



And lastly, eye-witnesses stepped forward to give account of what they saw, which simply was that a commercial bus popularly called ‘danfo’ hit the gentleman while trying to cross the road after apprehending the banker for one-way traffic violation.



And so it was that Mrs. Johnson escaped the rap of manslaughter that LASTMA desperately tried to pin on her.



This incident highlights what members of the public have always said about the lack of professionalism of many of the LASTMA men on the roads.



Therein lies one of the tragedies of the draconian traffic law in Lagos. You can only make a law this draconian with the assumption that it will be implemented by angels. However, LASTMA men, as we all know, are no angels.



They are members of our self-acknowledged corrupt society who are just trying to earn a living. Like the rest of us, they have children in school who need wear, books and provisions, and who may sometimes fall sick towards the end of the month when the pocket is virtually dry.



They have mothers-in-law with arthritis, aged mothers with diabetes, hypertension or some other ailments requiring consistent funds for maintenance. They have younger ones who want to set up own businesses and need financial support. Above all, they want to one day walk away from chasing after ‘danfos’ and ‘okadas’, and retire into a quiet neighbourhood, tending chickens or pigs.



There is not a very bright prospect of a LASTMA official on a consolidated salary of less than N20,000 rising to all these responsibilities without once or twice wandering off the straight and narrow path of righteousness.



How wise is the move making the minimum fine in a traffic law N20,000 when the majority of those who will implement it do not earn that much legitimately in 30 days of toiling day and night?



And when LASTMA officials publicly derail as they did in the Hameed Balogun/Yinka Johnson case, what does the government do to warn state officials that it would not tolerate flippancy, and less than honourable conduct? The answers blow in the air.
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Madam,Abeg mix peper soup and beans
:add two kpomo
:one goat intestine
:and enough okporoko
spray some ofe akwu on top if possible.no time

johnwizey: When one of my fwend came 2 me to seek 4 advice abt his ex,i was speechless. D question he came 2 ask me was dat 'can i attend my ex wedding'? I told him no,bt i decided 2 post ds 2 seek nairalanders opinion.

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Madam,Abeg mix peper soup and beans
:add two kpomo
:one goat intestine
:and enough okporoko
spray some ofe akwu on top if possible.no time

lagbaja: A staff of PHCN today gave testimony in church that a mighty goliath (prof. Nnaji) has been defeated after intense prayer. The congregation ( perhaps mostly naïve) responed with a thunderous halleluyah. What the testifier refused to tell the gullible congregation was how much postive impact the "Goliath" has brought to the once commatose PHCN. Who really is the Goliath ? I ask. Is it PHCN or prof. ?.

What has Prof Nnji really done wrong other than to try to protect his going concern business. He did not do this secretely but made it known to all those that matters, this in my opinion is the best of ethical conduct in that situation bearing in mind his fiducial responsibilty to Nigerians.

May God save us from ourselves as we keep destroying the same people who should be our heroes.

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Madam,Abeg mix peper soup and beans
:add two kpomo
:one goat intestine
:and enough okporoko
spray some ofe akwu on top if possible.no time

big mo: Wande Coal‘s latest music video, ‘Go low’ has been given the sledge hammer treatment as it received a ban from the National Broadcasting Commission, barely two weeks after it was premiered.
We’re told the NBC has released a list of videos which included the MAVIN Records’ video which was directed and shot by Mr Moe Musa in the UK. The NTBB (not to be broadcast) ban however only restricts the video from being played on ‘Free-to-air’ TV stations. What this means is that viewers of cable TV stations can still watch the video as the
ban doesn’t affect them from playing it.
If you remember Kenny Saint-Best disapproval of the video on twitter where she accused Wande Coal and Don Jazzy of re-introducing nudity back to music. KSB might be right afterall

Madam,Abeg mix peper soup and beans
:add two kpomo
:one goat intestine
:and enough okporoko
spray some ofe akwu on top if possible.no time

Madam,Abeg mix peper soup and beans
:add two kpomo
:one goat intestine
:and enough okporoko
spray some ofe akwu on top if possible.no time

ayo84: Please what's the minimum amount of money that an angel investor can put in, in investing in a nigerian startup, iroko tv got an initial angel funding from a close pal of his,in the range of $100,000.

And you think it works in naija?
Madam,Abeg mix peper soup and beans
:add two kpomo
:one goat intestine
:and enough okporoko
spray some ofe akwu on top if possible.no time
[quote author=Aro_007]Just yesterday evening on my way to my house coming from the newly erected bridge at Cele at the junction where we are to join people going to Ijesha. My car was seriously damaged inspite of the fact that I had successfully join the lane. I was really shocked when a Nissan pathfinder hit my car by the left with a great impact, as if that was not enough, the driver kept driving almost dragging my Camry along with him thereby causing more damages to my car. I had to rush down from my car to go and pound on whoever the driver was, unfortunately for me when I got to the driver who was even as at that moment still dragging my car with him, I was speechless and couldn't take an attacking action as I would definately have done if it was someone of my age or slightly older or younger. All I could do at that moment was to remove his key from his ignition before he totally crush my car. Then the driver came out unapologetic saying who are you and what can I do. Knowing who I am and my normal temperament I would have either slap him or we enter a fight immediately but honestly, I had to really restrain my reaction and re-echo his question in my mind, what can I really do to someone that is obviously drunk and in his late 70s or perhaps early 80s.
Before I know it, a lot of area boyz came out and started begging as they saw what actually happen. They kept saying he is old and drunk I should just let go of him and thank God am alive. After all the pleading I had to painfully leave the man with my damaged car that I am so sure N120K can not fix.
This incident now promted a lot of question rushing through my mind. I know at late 70s/early 80s the mental alertness of such driver would have diminish.
Isn't there an age bracket where people are not allowed to drive again. Please I need some input from Nairalanders' and perhaps any road safety personnel In the house.[/quote]

Madam,Abeg mix peper soup and beans
:add two kpomo
:one goat intestine
:and enough okporoko
spray some ofe akwu on top if possible.fast abeg!no time

olillywales: "Charly Boy is not my Son. I think Charlyboy is a
character. I don't have any child as Charlyboy, I
have Charles Oputa. I don't allow Charlyboy into
my house, but I have a caring son called
Charles," these are words of justice Oputa

Charly boy is one of the big boys in the
entertainment industry,he recently posted his nude
picture on the internet. Charles oputa father said
'he has his own will, he has been
doing what he likes, he has been happy with
what he is doing and that is the aim of life. If
you are satisfied, contented with the day to day
existence, then you are considered a happy
man. You may be very rich and happy but not
satisfied, but if you are in an atmosphere you
like and you have a wife who agrees with you
like Charles, then you are lucky. My son is very
understanding, loving and shows so much
concern and respect for me and her mother.

That's all we need from him at this age.
He is aware of the fact that people say a lot of bad
things about charly boy but he is less concerned
because charly boy is not is son,Charles oputa is
his son.
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they need to answer this question because i wanted to do so too.they are becoming too selfish these days and if they continue,i bet you,yawaa go gas for nairaland.nairaland is growing so big and need good mangers and sensible management not to behave like touts.

Madam abeg,come collect ur money.no time.

Acidosis: You are becoming a nuisance.

madam abeg,mix peper soup and beans,add okporoko and kpomo.spray some stew if posible.no time.