uzomanny:


I stay @ Ikorodu

Alright. can I get your phone number? I guess you are on WhatsApp

uzomanny:
I have gta san andreas...looking for gta 5

Is there anyway I can get the game from you?

flexerking:
what state ?

Lagos

Hi,

I've been searching everywhere for interesting adventure games for my android phone, to no avail. Apart from playstore, and some other fringe outstore (which are fast becoming outlets for viruses and malware). So, I've decided to get it offline. If there's anyone who has :

Grandtheft San Andreas
Grandtheft vice city
Gangster city of Rio or any other adventure games

Drop your contact info here, and I'll reach you on how I'll get it. You can also state your price here.

Lying ignoramus! You're more broke than your shattered dreams and ambitions

You deserve nothing, including my rebuttal...THIS IS MY LAST, SO DON'T RAISE UP YOUR HOPES

You know what's sadder? A grown ass man with so much frustration
Winning me in this battle? You stand a better chance making music with xxxtentacion

I'm an alpha, now that's beta
That's because in this rap game, I'm the dude with the most cheddar, you? nada

From hindsight analytical perspective, i can only laugh hard at your irrationality and absurd theatrics

iyke2ken:




under the microscope, it's clear to all how your career has PANned out.

You should take up a job at the BAKERY, and pray to the God of OLAJUMOKE so you could RISE from beneath this FLOUR (floor).

I'm the lyrical redeemer, like ahmed musa in this bitch
I'll beat up till you throw up the trash you call bars, like you sea sick!

Subconscious? No wonder your career remains dead
I will dig that your career up, cremate that shit, smoke it out of bible pages
My words are the holy grail, hope you kiss my shoes
I'm what you get if super man was fucking wonder woman
Get that? Lyrical steve job, never afraid to bite the apple
I'm a so smart, I'm a living wonder, the lyrical version of mbappe
You want beef? You'll get enough food for thoughts
I'll make you crawl, tears running down your chin, till you beg 'that's enough'
I'm a kryptonite to your whole career, something like a wave crashing down the shore
I'm a nice dude, i will stab you, spill your guts with tears running down my cheek
Yeah! The evil genius is here, cooking bars in my lab, I'm like walter white
I'm known to strike niggas hard like ASUU, ask around, I'm that barking dog that bites
I'll tell my brethens in the hood, they'll put more holes on you than spongebob

I dish around the coldest bar, like an ice cream seller
Always ready to battle anyone, whether he's a living or dead fella
Yeah, where are the haters?, They can't see me like that slogan by John Cena
There's a fine line between being a legend and being great, I snort it hard
All I see here is dumb bars and disjointed flows, with dots and hyphens
When I spit bars: blood flows, and I aint talking about menses
Hymen? I rip that shit apart, where's NBC? my rap should be censored
Brooklyn flow, the grand master of lyricism, let me begin my lecture
Where's the mopper? cause there's gonna be a lot of red stains after this, I ain't talking ketchup
I demolish freestyle and bars, making you kids squeal under pressure
That's my nature, unfuckable wit (with), I should get a doctorate degree
Stumping my chest, growling, the new hip hop king kong
Hostile with the bars, I can feel your teeth chatter, hit you with the racket, like ping pong
Highly emotional like anime, i won't apologize, I've seen blood on the street
Seen more uzis and grenades than the creeks, you pricks!

For two days now, it's been tasking for me: mentally, financially and emotionally, all in a bid to register for post utme in Federal university of agriculture, Abeokuta. I've been trying for days to register, from 'error 500' to 'internal server error' to 'payment gateway error' and other myriad of problems. I can imagine this is also happening to thousands of other aspirants trying to access their portal. If an institution that claims to be one of the best in the country, can not structure a functioning website, then the polity is indeed in flames.
The management of federal university of agriculture, Abeokuta needs to know that this issue is painting the institution in a very negative light and fix this issue accordingly.

Rockyrascal:
you sir,deserves an award.

you son, no nothing about rap and lyricism.

King kong flows, watch me pound my chest
Pause your mediocre flows, learn from the best
I come with absolute destruction, five times harvey
I can see the shooked ones, heart bumpy and sweaty
It's me on freestyle mode, with more punches than Tyson
Or Mayweather, come rain, come sunshine, I will outshine y'all
leave you frustrated and prostrated at the same time
Paranormal vibe, my bars are the living dead
That's why I always never forget to aim for the head
I'm cooler than alaska, but i'm a living hell to y'all
Who can contest me? I'll leave you tormented
Pitchfork on your thighs, make you squirm like an ignorant bitch


*drops mic*

optimus106:
slowpoke
,this is a Two lines diss/
wacko,
or were you born like this?/
you'll keep getting 'the seas'
that's a plague from Egypt,please/
run back into your shell/or get hit by a shell/
you are unequivocally WACK
no one would want to gas you up like shell/
(kite feast)

Those bars are shit that should end up deep in the latrine
I go hard, bar for bar, no one living can contest me
pedophilia flows, all you kids can't stand me
I am your nightmare and your worst fantasy
I will choke you on your bars and make you disgust with yourself
Beat up your future kids, feed your wife my monster dick
steal everything you got, and leave you murked

I need a detailed direction to my destination in Oduduwa way, ikeja GRA...I am coming from Ojota bus stop...
I need information like:
1.) the busfare and
2.) the time of arrival i.e how many minutes or hour can the journey take.

please be specific as possible (i no wan lost). Thank you!

The president of the student union government, university of Uyo, Duff Gabriel in a public event, embarrassed himself by using poor grammar. This reflect the poor leadership quality in Nigeria.

cc: lalasticlala

Watch the funny video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9109FZ5ZcM&feature=youtu.be

lilsamxyz:
Please is 282 in jamb and A1 parallel in waec qualified for medicine.

Highly intimidating

ikuerowo9:
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I had 282 in my UTME, going for CLA in UI. I have already calculated my points, had 66.92 and last year cut off points was 62.91. Any advice as regards this?
Moreover any CLA ASPIRANTS should message or call mai number for talk 08143284854, or add me up on facebook for companionship 'FRANCIS IKUEROWO'

Damn!
You must be needing this companionship desperately

TheHistorian:

Reverse Psychology.

You're playing the devil's advocate...kudos!

oldfoolnigger:
samuelizz!!.






the notorious










observer!!.


Weldon sir!!.

Why did you give yourself such a moniker?

babablogger:
you are wrong sir exams reflects your performance except say you vex person wey go mark am lol

Not in Nigeria.

Rayman1000:
I am very well open minded, yes he presented facts and I didn't say anything was wrong about it. But nobody really wants to rely on facts. Everybody is anxious. If you want to put your hopes on the facts aiit goodluck, all the best. We have been telling people to take coc and coi, yet jamb just keeping everybody bewildered. Best bet go to there office and find out what's up than waiting or sit down and be waiting for the Coc or coi to come out.

Be optimistic, bruv.
It will take you far

Rayman1000:
rn following jamb is like following a blind man, you can't fully rely on things like this. People should just start putting there eyes and ears down for their schools updates. Rn jamb should have started sending database to schools and as we know Nigeria school waits for no one.

Atleast,be open-minded, bro.
He made a good point. He presented facts, not baseless speculations and assumptions.

Jamb score:281

O'level result in major subjects: B3, B2, B3, C4, C5

I am opting for education and english,what are my chances?

How competitive is admission into the department?

DokitaDave:
Simply put up your questions here. There are some students who are here and would answer you. Okay?

You think I don't know that?
You think I'll just request for phone number without thinking of options?
So, you think there are no personal questions one can ask away from this thread?
Do you think people share exactly the same subjective experiences?

Please can I have the phone number of someone who is presently a student of UI, I would love to ask some few important questions...abeg!

Rayman1000:
Same thing happened in unilag last year, English education was higher than normal English.

I rarely enjoy surprises, especially unpleasant ones o.
Anyways, to remain optimistic and hopeful is not bad.