₦airaland Forum

Businessfrank:
I didnt report you but I will report you now. Let's see who will be in pains

I still dey.


e pain you still?


Efulefu

Hez143:
na mumu dey call Forex gambling

suits you.


mumu

anonymuz:
I mynd myself 4times

you mean 44 times?

michlins:
What you see there and more are my works.

Next time, before you tell a stranger to "get a sense ", think well first because the stranger might know more about the subject matter than you can ever dream of

you still need sense.

Mercifulgod25:
. Show us your own. Lun_atic!

I don’t make.

I eat.


how about the cookie you have. let me eat it?

KingMack:
She was ad was very hard working..she had a big fashion school in Lagos, we were to get married but I jus weighed she had more money than me back then which I thought was gonna be a problem in our marriage life 💔🥺

I feel your pain.

how were you able to move on after her demise?

Thazard:
Make e catch you first!

e no go see me

michlins:
in ten years,he can not afford it. Very few people own it currently in Nigeria and they're mostly billionaires not even welders.

How do I know what I am telling you, because I am a welder and very good at it.

If there's a credit facilities for small and medium businesses in Nigeria, obtaining such under five years wouldn't be a problem

you ought he have developed long legs by now considering the caliber of people that seek your services if what you posted is your work.


press the right buttons and see yourself soar.

I wish you the best.

Apply “no gree” to your hustle in terms of eye service, persuasion and thank me later.

The people to lift you are coming around you. na you no the press buttons

whippersnapper:
which one be legal fuckers again e no go born pikin neh abi no be Bleep dem Bleep born you

yes, dem born me legally.

i no be bastard

DesChyko:
Bruh.. I'm male.

And so!?


You want me to get fman to lubricate your anus for you and match make you with the next fagg0t after him?

michlins:
you mentioned laser cut and it's obvious you don't have any idea of what you're talking about. That machine alone is over ₦20ml

I know what I am talking about. Can’t you see The number of years I gave?



Receive understanding in 2024, in Jesus name. Amen

In your dreams

DesChyko:
Q.E.D.

Wrong.

Travel for other things, not for JAPA.

Get comprehension in 2024 in Jesus name. Amen.

DesChyko:
For this Nigeria wey be like this so, you no wan get passport?

I own a fast growing business that won’t see the break of day abroad due to competition.

I said bye bye to 8 - 4 jobs for a while now.
Never looking back.


My passport is just for emergency.
I Dey here.

Welding Abeg.




Package yourself as a company. Not that roadside welding low standard.


Get tools, I mean get standard tools. Even if it’s gradually over time. See where you will be in 5 to 7 years.

You might even have enough funds to buy medium scale automated tools such as laser cutters that use Computer Aided designs.

With a workforce of people you will be managing to do the manual work for you while you train them.



Thank me later.

Yes! It is to avoid see finish


My Employees are about to see renewed shege this 2024.

I never get their time yet.

BItt:
Do not wish anyone death.
It's not sensible

Did I?



I am only wondering when.

Jewessgratitud3:
If you used this perfs do sisi or bobo and you never marry , this year must not pass us by.

I used this perfumes that year ehn... people will always ask me what fragrance are you wearing, I'll tell them and theyll go and buy it. this happened more with passion. It was 250 naira then. Passion of old was so nice but now they've watered it down so much.

During my seduction days, I no longer reveal my perfume. I just tell them it's my signature .
Same with dusha and Erato. Erato was the bomb. Smelt like designer back then.this was before smart collection came and knocked them off the market.

Please feel free to add yours.

I am here to save you.

But I should get a test of what am about to bring to my house.


It’s no big deal to give me mafo.

Peachcakes81:
Hi everyone, how are we doing?

Yellow colour cakes for January celebrants in RCCG Safe Haven Assembly. I always hear,"I didn't eat from today's cake o",simply because my cakes are delicious and people rush it,so some members end up not getting any🤩

I'm in Ikorodu, Lagos, but deliver to all local government areas in the state

Quality training is also available,you get value for your money

WhatsApp/call 08127572345,08058855779 to place your order

Why does the cake look like it was mounded by a 10 year old?

Me I don talk am.

This community cannot exist without people and posts. Except you incorporate A.I to do that all for you with inorganic posts.




Make I no talk pass like this for now.

Wawelexy:
Nairaland feminist don play victim card for this bro....

Mr Seun is a SIMPle man

A very SIMPle man to the extreme.


With his feminine face.

iLegendd:
Real men don't hate women—they just don't want disrespect and dragging of duties as assigned by their forefathers.

Men (husband and boyfriends) just want faithfulness, submissiveness and respect.

Women feel offering these 3 things = slavery. (All thanks to Western media).

There is only one solution and that is: women should obey those three things I listed above. When they do, no sensible man will ever say bad things about them.

Failure to do this, African men won't keep quiet to avoid being emasculated like American men.

A faithful, submissive (not slave) and respectful woman is the most beautiful flower on Earth.

No solution until tradition is restored. Or, deactivate every male account on Nairaland so that women can be the only ones to create posts and comment while the men watch like voiceless and powerless SIMPs.

This will even help more men focus on money and self-improvement than creating threads on NL day and night.

Straight women roam around where there are men—be it toxic male or not. If all the men leave or get silenced, these women you want to fight for will get bored and also leave. The Romance Section will collapse. #Fact.

Ahap!

anonymuz:
call names please

Better Mynd your business please.

Prec1ous:
First, you have to understand that people will always have opinion. Just that some people are not mild when they want to express themselves.

Second, anti this and uncle that comments really depends on what side of the extremity you are. So if you want to pick a side, what will the anti-men comments hater say?

Third, I am disappointed that you mentioned a twitter person when you could have used someone from nairaland.com for your illustration.

Four, I really don't think they hate women here. Just a sprinkle of them who want things there way and don't get it always scream to high heaven.

Five, it's a forum. If you don't like a thread. Can't you just skip.

Six, accept that what you are trying to achieve is counterintuitive. The biggest thread on this board is a so-called women hating thread but it gets a comment almost everyday.

Seven, now you want to fight for the women, who will speak for men, you inclusive!

Finish work

Mitsurugi:
Where is this place exactly? Abi you dey fear Seun?

It is in the region which’s name must not be called?
































In fact it is a country.























It’s name is BIAFRA.





Oya wetin wan happen?

Now they are legal fūckers

When will some of these current mods die sef?


Make I no call names before I hasten my inevitable ban.

KingMack:
keep resting Vivian Alexis she was so popular here then🥺

Damn! She really was beautiful.


Sorry Man.

(No jokes)

NetBizguy:
Davido is really into Chioma, she’s his gold. See how he’s falling towards her, that’s reassurance.

You know God is in their matter that’s why their story is tough and too sweet. Imagine losing a child almost immediately after reconciliation. Now look what God has done. his comeback is truly timeless because he come out of grieve really very strong by dropping a whole album, followed by Ifeanyi coming back with another in two. Now, they’re going to win Grammy and there’s nothing we can do about it.

I love their love 💕

I wish their test tube twin babies well.

akingangan:
This one Betta pass Edu

Better Education

DesChyko:
Great invention, I must say! The validity of mine runs out this year and I hope I will have the opportunity to renew it through the portal.

Passport wey you still no go use one of the 32 pages?

God1000:
This is hard to watch

I salute these brave journalists for risking their lives everyday to give us the true picture of what is happening.

They will collect 2 x 72. Virgins in paradise