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Christianity EtcRe: Stop These Sexual Acts In 2024 by EEIA: 11:43am On Jan 07, 2024
TimT:
Number 5... we should not play with your sexual organ... Lol... Ontop my own Sexual organ 😂😂😂...Dey play
Drop your account number make I wire you 2k make you use buy Vaseline joor. grin

You be badoo. grin

(Waiting for account number)
CelebritiesRe: 'I Can’t Live Without Bible’ – Davido by EEIA: 11:38am On Jan 07, 2024
Amotolongbo:
continue judging the guy
Damn! Never knew you are a MILF.


To yank up that your blue dress up, lift your left leg and hang on the shoulder, shift your grannie looking panties to the side, and working you up with my living Love Machine won’t be a bad idea. cool

RomanceRe: A Gratitude To Girls by EEIA(op): 8:31am On Jan 07, 2024
caesymore:
LOL. you cunt. she is way above your league, and as thankful as you are to all this putas you've been having you will definitely give your whole generational heritage in appreciation.
How much does she charge?

Are you sure the men that have been fūcking the hole she has hanging in between her thighs have been doing it well? cool
CareerRe: A 747 Jet Travelling At A Velocity Of 70 by EEIA: 7:57am On Jan 07, 2024
LA CLICK LA BEND
TravelRe: UK Man Confronts Nigerian Neighbour After He Stopped Him From Using His Wifi by EEIA: 7:48am On Jan 07, 2024
iHateFraudsters:
Let it enter front page, let's get the name and social media accounts of the white man.

Make we say hello, Nigerian style.
grin


That white man is mentally unstable grin
RomanceRe: A Gratitude To Girls by EEIA(op): 7:47am On Jan 07, 2024
caesymore:
You dick head can't think properly, you even lack balls to admit to being a SIMPle embarrassment.
Not even worthy of being called a dick head you are a pussy ass nigga. way to early for this shit.
Can I have your sister for this week? cool

Hope her kukunase still has pleasure value so that I can salvage part of what Is remaining in between her legs. kiss
RomanceRe: Red Flags Everywhere: A young Man & His Deceptive Girlfriend by EEIA: 7:43am On Jan 07, 2024
Aaaaarghmed:
u Bleep up,as a guy in diaspora u have no biz with a girl in Naija.they will use your bar on their main Nigeria guys. It's a waste of time and emotions
Have you eaten awara or masa this morning?
RomanceRe: A Gratitude To Girls by EEIA(op): 7:36am On Jan 07, 2024
caesymore:
Stop being a Simp, no lady gives cuchy for free. stop this shit son you are an embarrassment
Your lack of comprehension has led you to embarrass yourself and even more.




To give you a hint: I wasn’t talking about “a lady”

I dedicated the song For Everybody - by Juicy J featuring Rock City and Wiz Khalifa.
GreatJam cool
TravelRe: UK Man Confronts Nigerian Neighbour After He Stopped Him From Using His Wifi by EEIA: 7:28am On Jan 07, 2024
This new go enter FP grin


nlfpmod to the promised land please. grin
RomanceA Gratitude To Girls by EEIA(op): 7:20am On Jan 07, 2024
I have this gratitude dedicated to all the girls
That let us guys flop around on top of them.
If you're black or fair, short or tall, big Nyash or small nyash , watermelon or lime sized boobies and all etc…
On behalf of the men who have benefited, I want to thank you all very much for always letting us fūck you. kiss kiss kiss
PoliticsRe: Abuja Tenant, Chris Okoye Remanded For Beating Landlord by EEIA: 7:05am On Jan 07, 2024
STEWpid:
Chai..


Landlord or no landlord,,


Some pipu deserve to be beaten on a regular basis under very hot sun.

As some usually think they are God.

Until we really know what transpired, nobody should blame anybody yet!!


Lobarton!!
You don fück this year?
Foreign AffairsRe: 27 Attorneys-General to US Supreme Court: Trump should be on the ballot by EEIA: 7:02am On Jan 07, 2024
ogbonti:
---- and in his stupid PRESIDENCY, Donald Trump was able to stop ISIS beheading of AMERICANS and other WESTERNERS by Jihadi John on a daily basis - he stopped it within 2 weeks, what your Lord and personal savior Barack Obama drew "a line in the sand" and could not stop in 30 months (2 and half years) of appeasement of the Arabs and terror sympathizers in the middle east.

--- in his stupid PRESIDENCY, Donald Trump was able to get Israel and Saudi Arabia (think about what you just read) and other Arab countries like UAE, Egypt, and few others on the table to sign and commit to a strong (ABRAHAM) peace accord, and for the first time since the Arab-Isreali war of the late 60's more Arab countries were getting to do business with Israel, thereby leading to a stable, peaceful and productive Middle East. What do we have today? chaos! In fact, I personally believe, Hamas and other terror organizations are scared of a Trump return, why they have to strike now so they can get leverage against Israel before Trump returns

--- in his stupid PRESIDENCY, Donald Trump was able to get more blacks and colored people out of poverty with his policy of creating opportunity zones which benefitted more African Americans - Hispanic Americas and Asian Americans than anytime in US history. Trump (the so-called racist) gave more funding to historical black universities in 4 years as President, than all 8 years of Barack Obama and all democrat US Presidents put together.

--- in his stupid PRESIDENCY, Donald Trump was able to successfully end the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. You may say, yes there was a time table for troops withdrawal set in place before Trump came in January 20, 2017 - But how many times were such time table for troops withdrawal flouted in the past due to political expediency? Trump made sure it happened and responsibly, not the chaotic Afghanistan withdrawal of 2021 which made the U.S. leave hundreds of billions of dollars worth of military war equipment for the Taliban

I can go on and on - but I am not getting paid to educate morons, as I will rather use my precious time for other meaningful things. America and the world will have to go thorough another pandemic of lies and media manipulations for DONALD JOHN TRUMP to lose the elections of 2024. You better create coping mechanisms to deal with the inevitability of the Trump second coming!!!!
I no fit read epistle, summarize .

Orange Man will never be president again.
HealthRe: Menstrual Cramps Disturbing Me Badly. Please What Can I Use For It? by EEIA: 10:24pm On Jan 06, 2024
bitbillionaire:
Young man, op is still a virgin. Don't corrupt her. Please be guided.
Just penetrating her tight canal with my precious gbola will cure her cramps grin
FamilyRe: NNPCL Gifts ₦200k Petrol Voucher To Lady Who Wakes Early To Cook For Her Husband by EEIA: 10:22pm On Jan 06, 2024
lexy2014:
How is she different from the regular nigerian girl?
You no see the person wey I quote?
EducationRe: Hensard University: HSDF Rolls Out Agricultural Entrepreneurial Scholarships by EEIA: 9:16pm On Jan 06, 2024
Another mushroom university grin
FamilyRe: Man Unable To Marry His Benue Girlfriend With ₦600,000 As Her Family Wants ₦1.2M by EEIA: 9:10pm On Jan 06, 2024
DARLINGTON869:
1•2 million naira marriage list. HOPE SHE IS A GRADUATE OF HAVARD UNIVERSITY AND CURRENTLY WORKING IN EXON MOBIL OR SHELL?
grin
Na so! grin
FamilyRe: Man Unable To Marry His Benue Girlfriend With ₦600,000 As Her Family Wants ₦1.2M by EEIA: 9:09pm On Jan 06, 2024
Necrophagia:
Give the girl belle , na the family go day beg you to marry their daughter
Sharp cool
FamilyRe: Man Unable To Marry His Benue Girlfriend With ₦600,000 As Her Family Wants ₦1.2M by EEIA: 9:09pm On Jan 06, 2024
Jeon:
Na traditions .





Don't allow the whites traditions to overcome African traditions,so just do it .
Wetin be Hausa marriage tradition again sef? 🤔
FamilyRe: Man Unable To Marry His Benue Girlfriend With ₦600,000 As Her Family Wants ₦1.2M by EEIA: 9:07pm On Jan 06, 2024
oz4real83:
The most annoying thing about such families is that they can't afford it themselves. When any of their sons want to marry, they will push such expenses to the various husbands of their daughters shocked. Corruption is everywhere in Nigeria, while some perpetuate it using politics, others do the same corruption under culture and tradition embarassed
The way you said this, you really are experienced in it. grin

Elaborate your experience please grin
Foreign AffairsRe: 27 Attorneys-General to US Supreme Court: Trump should be on the ballot by EEIA: 9:00pm On Jan 06, 2024
Obrigardo:
You idiots said the same thing in 2020 but guess what you are still the loser!

There's no way this criminal and hateful bigot will claw back 7 million votes he lost in 2020. But masturbate on the idea that this criminal will ever step foot in the white house ever again.
Even Clinton beat him with 6 million popular votes.
He was able to win because of college votes.

Ugly Orange Man
Foreign AffairsRe: 27 Attorneys-General to US Supreme Court: Trump should be on the ballot by EEIA: 8:57pm On Jan 06, 2024
Plus1234:
He is the Antichrist and he is coming back.he released a video yesterday called “God made trump” he called himself the shepherd for mankind. Do you know the meaning of that? he called himself Lord,trying to mimic Jesus in saving the world.Any guy loved by the Jews and Christians is a big suspect.his deadly wound (trials)will be healed.
That fool will be the beginning of World War III if the US allow him again into power.

The most stupid POTUS in history
FamilyRe: 2 Spoons: Wife Who Demonstrated Loyalty To Husband Gets Over ₦2M Cash Gift by EEIA: 8:46pm On Jan 06, 2024
benzics:
It’s over 4million now
Like play like play this thing fit still go far oh!
HealthRe: Menstrual Cramps Disturbing Me Badly. Please What Can I Use For It? by EEIA: 8:40pm On Jan 06, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
Mod please this is a serious issue.
I need a wider view for more suggestions.
Doggy style helps a lot cool
FamilyRe: NNPCL Gifts ₦200k Petrol Voucher To Lady Who Wakes Early To Cook For Her Husband by EEIA: 8:39pm On Jan 06, 2024
fergie001:
Debbie and her husband
This is the kind of woman we want. cool

Not the regular Nigerian girl
CrimeRe: New Drug Turning People Into Zombies In Sierra Leone (video) by EEIA: 5:52pm On Jan 06, 2024
Reelmii:
Abeg make e no enter Nigeria o
Trust developers.

They will soon find it, then bring it to develop Nigeria very soon.
PoliticsRe: Prophet Ikuru's Message To Wike, Fubara by EEIA: 9:44am On Jan 06, 2024
LikeAking:
Rubbish!
Simple. cool
PoliticsRe: Prophet Ikuru's Message To Wike, Fubara by EEIA: 9:41am On Jan 06, 2024
grin

Falseprophet1 what do you have to say?

What have you seen? grin
TV/MoviesRe: Top Nollywood Movie Directors By Domestic Gross Value - Statisense by EEIA: 9:38am On Jan 06, 2024
lionshare:
Congrats to her!

Netflix needs to create a sort of cheaper pay as you go plan(like watch a movie for N100 or N50), this way we can discourage piracy.
How much to rent a movie on DStv Box Office now?
PoliticsRe: "We Are Hungry", Lady Begs Igbo Traders To Return To Lagos by EEIA: 9:32am On Jan 06, 2024
Emma1Oj:
Bros, lagos belong to Edo pple.

If not for empathy and democracy. Edo pple would have chase everyone away.
So what chased them away from Lagos?
PoliticsRe: "We Are Hungry", Lady Begs Igbo Traders To Return To Lagos by EEIA: 9:23am On Jan 06, 2024
DrChukki:
Online: Yorubas hate Igbos

In Real Life: Yorubas and Igbos marrying themselves

This December in my village, I saw a Yoruba guy making incarnations in my village stream. At first, I was surprised because I hardly see other tribes in my village except Hausas... When I approached him, he said his wife is from my village and he has been living there for 3 years now.

Lesson: Igbos don't hate Yorubas, neither do Yorubas hate Igbos.

They're just having competition among themselves which is normal... Just that most times, some uninformed people turn it into hatred.

For me, I no send anybody... Dẹy your dẹy, mek I dey my dẹy... Provided I'm making my money, I'm cool
It seems you failed to analyze the situation offline during the last general election.
PoliticsRe: "We Are Hungry", Lady Begs Igbo Traders To Return To Lagos by EEIA: 9:20am On Jan 06, 2024
DaTruths:
I have to admit, if igbos leaves Lagos totally today, it would take about 20-30 years or even more for Lagos to get back to what it is today.

Don't bother quoting me to counter it because you are dumb.
Why don’t they go and make their own place like Lagos?

Why is Emeka-land a red wasteland?
PoliticsRe: "We Are Hungry", Lady Begs Igbo Traders To Return To Lagos by EEIA: 9:19am On Jan 06, 2024
chatinent:
If this tribalistic post makes you feel any better and was true, there was no need to seek group validation...only of course, due to inferiority complex...and dark envy.

Don't get me wrong, I know that you and your Nairaland cohorts are notorious for dick measurements always with attempts to provoke, and ridicule.

Is dark humour only what you contribute to the GDP? Yet you brag with a state that the whole Nigeria developed! Not even as though you are from the State! It's always attachee by force.

Under the constitution, anyone is allowed to live anywhere and everyone lives anywhere! If other countries are this hostile to your japa dreams, you call it racism! But see the common blacks against the common blacks! Little wonder South African whites no longer want to be together with blacks.


Why chestbeat for someone else in your tribe? Wetin you mah don do for your name to be glorified? When you see your tribal man celebrated, instead of appreciating them and leave, you coin a post to cause war...cos it makes your poor brain feel good when the only thing you have achieved in your tribe is being a popular online tribalistic nuisance.

I am from Lagos and even though I don't live there, I preach against bad politicians from anywhere. I don't have to instigate one tribe over another to feel good! The Yoruba-Igbo thing y'all started during the elections, e never clear for your eyes? I hope Tinubu's administration is a feel-good for you, yeah? I have nothing against Tinubu as a Yoruba man, I am against Tinubu as a bad politician (evident from his administration currently), same way I am against Obi (evident from his administration in Anambra) and Atiku (evident from being a VP) because I know the trio are only politicians who'd play any script to clung onto power.

But you? You are an oh-yes member when poison is from your tribe. You are like the tortoise in the ancient folklores...a wise fool. I'm ashamed at you what you bring to forex; online thuggery, tribalism, and neverdowellism. Clap for yourself, President Polythene Bag.

Develop your mentality! No one stops you from being useful too!


To humans, your mentality shows you are a political too! Even a blind man sees through your political blindness.

Don't mistake cheap likes and shares given to you for Kabiyesi bow....then return to Twitter posting your Opay details for any flying giveaways!

You are growing but not developing inwardly. Prov. 26:27, son. Let's pray.
Nyammirî. Please can you summarize the epistle?

How much is the price of Mpkurummiri this January? cool

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