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nyabinghi:
igbo kwenu

How dare you call a name.

missjekyll:
There are a thousand ways to die in this Nigeria.This phone you are pressing, have you prayed against electric shock? That roof you are under, bullet pierce am nko? It's now 3am , optimal armed robber and hired assassin operation time. When dem reach hospital inside keke, Dr go say lailai, oxygen no dey.
Even if you wake up tomorrow, have you prayed against ogogoro drinking busdrivers? Igbosmoking Olopa nko? Areaboys? Trailer fall ontop ya car? Herdsmen on the road? The end will be as inconsequential and ignominious as the beginning.


Are you ready? Does it matter?

I am not joking about what I saw. I have a gift.


Just pray.

BossGerald:
Ara ga fa agba gi

I don’t understand gibberish.

anonymuz:
I like her and very fair in complexion, beautiful and very hard working. We planned a date then.
She looks like a Chinese

Damn! Your closest chance to banging something close to Chinese kpekus gone down the drain.

Businessfrank:
Stop commenting!
Enjoy your ban in peace, stop resisting it

Do you know me?

E pain am

Gadafii:
I pity the man she’s cooking for, that one go chop bone straight hair strands tired

Last last anything bone is good for the dog.

EreluRoz:
You must be a woman that can endure suffering and be able to take nonsense without complaining before you can be tagged a good woman in Nigeria.

5am is still midnight to me, I wake up by 8.30am daily and 10am by weekends. I love to have my sleep full time, i love my sleep so much.

What do you do for a living apart from hookup.
(No Ofensce )

AdamsMosesOma:
Media personality, Toolz Oniru has drawn inspiration from viral sensation, Mummy Zee as she displays her 4am cooking skills.

Toolz Oniru asked politely for a present that goes above and beyond the norm, a trip to the Maldives... Read more: https://www.gistreel.com/toolz-oniru-emulates-mummy-zee-displays-4-a-m-cooking-skills/

Pounded yam early in the morning!?


Well maybe the husband need’s enough energy to pound her after eating

DarlingtonC:
How do you live with yourself? Why exactly are you abusing someone and his family that literally did nothing to you?

I am sorry ma. 😔

ogbonti:
ya mar mar with her rotten smelly kun tus - sewage leaking tow tow

Your mama’s own graces the air with a putrid smell with a pungent touch to the nostrils

That explains why you are able to get high from it.

Odogwuzack:
Seun has declared war on anybody that respond to Igbos' bigotry. He didn't declare any war on tribalism.

Thou shall not mention and check the name.


I call it the Emeka commandment

ogbonti:
ya mama to to - bladdy marafakker

Same to you

Roby45:
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Forex and bet9ja no get difference.

nnamdi640:
You can forward your comment to BBC whose plan is to shake the table

Last last let “no gree” anthem Favour everyone

Kobojunkie:
So because them don die, make the living wash all their crimes and sins against humanity away like say it never happened? You fit to do that if say na you or your family dem attack while alive?

Never… an eye for an eye.

Especially in 2024

Kobojunkie:
Scientists record first known ‘virgin birth’ in female crocodile in Costa Rica

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/bd2b83f61e73560ebfeba737290cd2403f3dfd56/0_111_3318_1991/master/3318.jpg

Scientists have recorded the first known case of a “virgin birth” in a female crocodile that had no contact with males for about 16 years.The reptile was able to produce a fully formed foetus that was 99.9% genetically identical to her.

The researchers said this discovery, reported in the journal Biology Letters, provides “tantalizing insights”, suggesting its evolutionary ancestors such as the dinosaurs may also have been capable of self-reproduction. Also known as facultative parthenogenesis, virgin birth has been documented in species of birds, fish, lizards, and snakes, but never before in crocodiles. It is the process by which an egg develops into an embryo without fertilization by sperm.

The American crocodile (Crocodylus acutus) was taken into captivity in 2002 when she was two years old and placed in an enclosure in Costa Rica. She remained there alone for the next 16 years.
In January 2018, zookeepers discovered a clutch of 14 eggs in the enclosure. These eggs did not hatch but one contained a fully formed foetus.
Genetic analysis of the tissues from the foetus’s heart and from the mother’s shed skin revealed a 99.9% match – confirming the offspring had no father.
Facultative parthenogenesis is rare but is thought to occur when a species faces challenging or unfavourable conditions, such as environmental stress or lack of mates.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/jun/07/scientists-record-first-known-virgin-birth-in-female-crocodile-in-costa-rica

What a Mary Crocodile

nnamdi640:
Don't mind those hypocrites that will come in here to act as if their religion or faith they practice is the best.

Can I say “let the dead breathe”?

What a development?



Please are you sure this guy is even Nigerian? Where is he truly from?






























I no talk anything oh!

missjekyll:
Looks like we ve found the next person .

You wey your battery remain 1 bar.


Just watch out anytime you step out of the house. What I see will happen to you if time is not taken is not funny but It makes me laugh.
It is in my nature.


Fast and pray for 1 week against misfortunes. There are three lines up for you this year.

Pray hard. You can choose to ignore ( your choice ) but I tell you, you will remember this day.

Simdyofficial:
lol your dad will do better

I can find someone older to join me so we can have a party if you like old men.

I will do a good job on your vagina while you work on the persons cock.

Hope your lips and throat are well suited for a B.J with no hands.


You will know no other joy after I am done.

I bet my balls that your husband cannot satisfy your kinky desires. Call me a liar if I am wrong.

emmykk:
I just want to know if it is easy to buy an iphone on easy buy process in Nigeria.

Yes. In fact a friend bought one last Friday.

Brand new from Easybuy. He paid only 30% of the price and the IPhone 15 was delivered to him on the same day.

Michaeljames22:
Congratulations to her.. Keep the pace young lady

She is ugly though.


Well someone might be content analyzing in between her legs.

tojahh:
Your playmates will soon be here.

Nna, is your sister beautiful? Is she black like charcoal or light skinned?

What is her body count so far from observing the number of boyfriends?


I hope she still has grip in between her legs.

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You didn’t mention cumming.

You fall asleep easily after cumming

tojahh:
Any other thing to say?

Yes…

Do you have a beautiful sister I can use to empty my balls for this week?

Ofodirinwa:
Owerri 3

Why is that pure water on the center Island in this picture?

Illegal1:
omoh..........u dey funny well well,u dis guy.

I am well vast in kukunase affairs.

JoshTim:
Them still dey use this one do suya....e go soon clear...it must be clear....lol. na jjc be this one sha. She even dey tell us say she be psychologist, for where naija boy dey. Make we tell her?...boys say make we leave you make you see fire.

(In Jamaican patois) She dunno.

Illegal1:
omoh.........i swr

Abeg name some here for me lemme see if I can colonize their most valuable property.

Illegal1:
omoh.........i swr

If they manage to get pregnant, they have to be careful towards the time of birth or the baby will just fall out. No need to push or labour.

nairamaniac:
It's not this man we want to meet. Please bring the woman that secretly brought the extra spoon to the man.

Does she not have female colleagues in that same office with her?

That extra spoon was the snake eve used to tempt Adam. And see where we all are today.

Sometimes I wonder if Joseph the son of Jacob was gay! 🤔