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Idowuogbo: Soji obodo wetin do my shekere? Dat guy dump u ni? Abi hin don come out say hin b gay?

him confess say him get wife and pikkin for village after scoring!

Sijo01:

take my handkerchief make u clean your tears joor! W@ happened really??

mykejones: If i decide 2 even share my hrtbrk stories here nw,all of una hearts go break join put sef. Una go feel so sori 4me una go get heartbrk.

u forget say una na yam abi?? Better admit say u dey hungry quick quick!!

I'm a good listener, really ready to help the broken hearted. Just bring it on #ivegotmysuperglue

Idowuogbo: May God deliver u oo wereyyyyy!

the anointing oil for the deliverance dey your house na! Better start prayer now now #Orewereyy...

bekay911: Will lyk ma husby to wear any cloth dat will make him comfortable n glamorous as well and give him space to move his waist

wasere! U like waist whining well well abi??

Idowuogbo: Bobo how far na,wetin d babe do u ?

she vex me noni, so, it turned into war of words(wow).

claremont: Really?! If your analogy is correct, then a man who doesn't give money to his girlfriend/wife is not a suitable relationship material; ofcourse, we know that's not true. If it were true, then in civilised countries, there will be no such thin as a relationship, because the majority of people in relationships do not consider money to play any role at all in defining their feelings for each other.

on point!

dadicvila: He probably went there and discovered that Abacha,Yaradua,Osama and uncle sadam have taken all the available virgins....hehehe...

serious laugh matters!

Sugardiva: Why are there so many hidden comments on this thread?

i tireoooo....

annawhite: wifey relax,by the time am through wit that dat bushmeat,he wnt talk trash again

anuofia u too dey talk abi, if u like yourself better jump in front of that trailer or......

annawhite: emmason are u okay?

i am but i doubt if you are after consuming just a bo2 of St. James

outline: your head dey in btw her smellin cunt

who ask u amebo....

Idowuogbo: I heard d odour wey dey ooze comot from ur galfriend mouth dey make Sango vex, is she suffering from Halitosis?

eledumare....

outline: laughing out loud....this is my bus stop! my manliness will pop out your mouth, you will feel mei so bad even tho your pussi isnt tight...omo kekere!

better admit it u're horrny and stop forming one thing one thing...

outline: but you can read! she want my old father...do yu know any sexy, hot, young lady that will rather fcukk an old man than a young man

wise guy u forget say you omit 't' from can't .... Except u don do her na im u go know say she no fit do young men well otherwise I'll advise you to park well

odiaero: U are so dumb with others, so u mean if i want to write on my profile that u are my friend, i will first of request from u, all this dumbass girls self on nairaland, next time read well, comprehend b4 u reply

‎‏ ‏‎ how can she declare you married to her without your concernt, you're indeed very silly.... Dont claim to be wise next time otherwise,......

omega25red: how about you drop dead and stop being such a smart azz for a simple mistake.

‎‏ ‏i'm still living, if u wanna die, the choice is yours.....

Idowuogbo: Yeah I dey record ur database inside asawo hard drive.

a Mouth Action is better than no job, so, carry on joor!

arapoa: huh?

ask her if u think i'm lying...

Mrs..Chima:
Shut up fool.

see wise woman! Better go cook for oga Chima, God knows w@ he'll do to u without dinner:p

Chuck D: bad-mouth

good mouth wetin u don talk since

annawhite: idowu abeg no open my teeth for laughter

close your teeth and laugh with your hands open #mumu

arapoa: Dont know u are in USA. Well, what u are saying is that u would gladly let him know, right?

she dey UNITED STREET oF AKOKA (USA)....

Thank God you said username and not ATM pin, no cause for alarm @ all.... #Idowu already have my username as well as my password

All the fat women here, feel free to contact me for bedmatics lessons. You won't regret it!

The #Gbagauns are gorgeous, even gave me a blurry vision!

slimyem: this is one big lie!
if anyone wants to declare a person being married to him/her,the other party would have to accept the request of family/relationship.
no one can do this without you consenting to it!
except this story happened in your dreams,find another lie!

‎‏ ‏i support u joor!

niddamugu: There is no law supporting that but you MUST wear everything new because it is a day that does not come twice in a man's lifetime.

‎‏ ‏tell that to the divorced that re-married..

Idowuogbo: Dia na, down dia were it originally came from LMAO!!!

laugh want tear my shirt, u funny die

Idowuogbo: Hehehehe

Ur head dey dia jare

Don't scream!

didn't scream at all, just blushed! If i may ask, where my head dey??

Emeka 7: but I can no longer login to Nairaland Forum on my phone since this recent development started.

u're a bloody liar! Why not admit u've not been able to subscribe, rather than seeking attention with this format....