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Humans create opinions every other day. Na our way.

Stop living online. The real world has many activities to indulge in.

A clean conscience fears no accusation.

SpencerForbes:
They are only 3 commenters here. So show evidence of multiple accounts??
If you’ve got nothing tangible, normalize being silent. It’s a golden education.

Lol. One boy with his multiple accounts choosing to troll the thread. Welcome to Nairaland.

Utter bunkum.

Luckystarsssz:
This is not medical advice anything you do with this information is on you, I'm not a medical doctor and I'm not giving you a medical advice.
This is for information purpose only.I'll create another thread on the sexuality section so you can see how small my kini is

What I'm about to do here is tell you the truth about small penis and how you can satisfy any woman.

After my comment on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/8559545/how-approach-dating-condition/7#137480076


I shared my small dick size on romance section someone saw the post before it was removed and contact me.

Me I think say na capcut pro him wan buy ooo the guy say make I help am prepare the mixture that's why I created this thread

Back to the thread

Even if you've low libido low testosterone and cum in 2 seconds.

I'm not selling you anything, it's my way of helping men like myself overcome the shame that comes with having a small penis.

Also most men with small size are even afraid to woo women thinking that it matters a lot.

If a woman can use her hand that's less than 3 inches to satisfy herself why not learn how to do it too.

What we are about to do requires little to no much cost compared to other drugs.
This has no side effects as far as I'm concerned if prepare the right way and the right ingredients.
it's a natural way to boost libido and testosterone.

Increase testosterone increase libido which increases sex drive.

Here's what's important.

I'm not talking from theory I too have a small dick.

If you think you have a small dick wait still you see my own.

I also used to patronize ashawo house because I took was ashame of my small size

But now with that small thing there I've been able to bed women with big backside lepa and orobo.

If you live in Lagos I think you know ijora train path where train use to pass to apapa you know ashawo quarter dey there I use to have customer there that will let me do even without money.

I've gotten good at using my small car to ride even big tractors and trailer engine.

Here the day that changed my life…from a shy guy to a womanizer.

One day after going to one football center near one ashi house I meet a guy.

As per guy man wey we be we begin discuss things.

Till we land for woman matter I tell am say after now I dey go ashawo quarter go nack.

The guy say make I no try am say girls outside dey Bleep pass ashawo dem.

We argue tire till I tell am say my JT was small the nigga laugh me.

E make me remember boarding house for secondary school when everybody dey laugh me because of my small JT.

It's either I bath before anyone wakes up or bath after everybody don go school.

If I bath when everybody dey bath e be like say everybody go just dey look dey sorry for me.

Well the guy just make me vex I wan commot him say make we waka.

Na so guy carry me go beer parlor but my mind still dey ashawo quarter.

I tell am say I dey come I hide go quarter go nack no know say the guy get eyes wey dey watch me.

E no reach 5 minutes I don come waka go meet am back.

We drink and everything dey go well before the guy open up to me.

Say himself get small dick but for that one on be problem.

Say the problem na to sabi how to use am, and make sure you've high testosterone, so sex feels desirable. No be say after you do am you go come become dey essii like snake.

The guy tell me everything to use and told me to find more information online.

But say we go see later…I collect him number and we connect later.

That later na for the guy man house him bring him accessories put for ground dey explain as every dey work.

Write a list of things for me to buy and prepare myself.

I ask how much for all the materials him say 12k.

I give am the 12k and watch him prepare the concoction why asking questions.

I drink that one finish and prepare another one myself and since then I've been preparing it for myself.

But I noticed something…if I add one particular ingredient well over in the mixture e be like anything wey wear skirt dey attract me.

I begin make research here is what I did.

I collect all the ingredients and one by one search for it on reddit Wikipedia science direct and the HNSH website.

Everything begin dey make sense because all the active ingredient all ties to increase in libido and testosterone.

For there I begin add and subtract from my guy initial ingredients to arrive at my own.

A big disclaimer if you're on any prescription drugs, blood thinner or thinning medication or allergic to any of the ingredients please don't take it without consulting your doctor ooo.

This is not medical advice anything you do with this information is on you, I'm not a medical doctor and I'm not giving you a medical advice.
This is for information purpose only.
This concoction is also good if you masturbate and feel weak.

It's the reason my religious people say masturbation is from the devil…not while you drink this mixture.

With this mixture you say say goodbye to tiredness after masturbating.
However, excess masturbating is bad oo if it's just to do it achieve orgasms and sleep then you're good to go.

I'll be updating the thread as we go along.
If you've small penis low testosterone libido please ask your questions.

If you no fit satisfy madam no shy ooo even if you've to create a new account because of shame do it.

No die in silence ooo.





Cc: LINSAR

Sweet Bimpe, you don’t need to know me. You dey find husband?

Madam is off her meds so has the time to troll social media. What does MFR mean anyway? I translate it to motherf*cker.

Cloudflare is a useless service. Disqus comes a close second. I know both services for downtimes more than proper implementation.

They’ll never try it again.

You bought animals which you have no idea of? Coronavirus loading.

saintcasmir:
Someone brought these two animals to us this morning. I offered to buy them at 30k, but he insisted on 35k. Though after much talk, he collected 32k.

As usual, you can be my guest for pepper soup night 😜

Likely retirement coming soon. He’s beaten everybody. He doesn’t have anything to prove. Better to move on while 40 is knocking before newer, younger and stronger opponents beat him into dementia.

cricifixo:
Oleksandr Usyk has relinquished the WBO heavyweight title after being ordered to face Fabio Wardley; Unbeaten Brit Wardley has been crowned as the new WBO champion; Usyk was told by the WBO that he must face the Joseph Parker vs Wardley winner in September.

Fabio Wardley had emerged as the next challenger for Usyk after he earned the WBO interim title with a stunning 11th round-stoppage of Joseph Parker at The O2 last month and will now be elevated to full WBO champion.

A statement from the WBO read: "The World Boxing Organisation announced today that it has received formal communication from Team Oleksandr Usyk regarding the future of the WBO Heavyweight Championship. After thoughtful consideration, Usyk has elected to relinquish his title.

Wardley has extended his explosive record to 20 wins, with 19 knockouts, and just the solitary draw against Frazer Clarke, which he resolved with an emphatic first-round knockout in their rematch.

Usyk had cited an injury as the reason for not agreeing terms for a mandatory WBO title defence against Parker and the 38-year-old is yet to confirm his next career move since stopping Daniel Dubois to reclaim the IBF belt this summer.

See their chubby faces. Like attracts like.

jayp92:
Comedian Mr. Odey D Uncommon has sparked a social media trend by making a public infidelity allegation on Facebook. He shared a photo of his wife with a man named Frank Oko, whom he identified as her lover, and formally "handed her over" to him in a sarcastic post.

The social media post has generated over 12,000 reactions, with followers asking pertinent questions.

Meanwhile, a public fallout between a comedian and his wife is trending online. Mr. Odey D Uncommon took to Facebook to accuse his wife, Margaret Paul, of having an affair with a man he named as Frank Oko, going so far as to tag the individual in the post and sarcastically wish them well.

He should find someone who likes him for him. Did he not learn to improve himself physically?

Lesson;Dear men never go for physical beauty alone in a woman

You are alone in this regard. I keep waiting for the day I will overlook beauty when picking women. It has happened less than a handful of times in my multiple decades on earth.

She chose to go back. What is all this write-up about?

Sirchiboy:
Which one will you go for

Pointless topic which I refuse to engage.

Okay. Good for you. Happy married life in advance.

Bullman:
After living in the Gambia for three years , I am getting Married to my best friend from bissau, she lives and work in the Gambia .. my introduction was last week , and I was given a list of things to buy for the traditional wedding ..

the only expensive thing on the list is a PIG
Everything in total no reach 350k in naira .
Sometimes you can’t help but wonder why everything in Nigeria is done extra extra .

Wife to be said she wants to take up 40% of the expenses.( I am far from broke ooo and she knows) To my single brothers you should try and date women from other African countries . Weytin wuna de endure for relationship for Nigeria no be life oooo.

There is something cute about seeing the woman you love balance to eat eba or any of our swallows. No other nationality can achieve the same. All of a sudden, you can see the six year old girl in a twenty-nine year old woman.

Pointless skills, abeg. Good riddance. They are one Google search away for anyone interested.

I don’t believe this story. Too many fake news articles online.

Shagreenn:
“My people… imagine you post a small TikTok dance… just ordinary dance wey you dey do for fun… and next thing—police carry you, put you in court, and tell you say you fit face death by hanging.

This is not movie. This happened… in Tanzania.”

“Welcome back to the channel. Today, we’re diving into one of the most shocking stories in Africa right now — the case of Jenifer “Niffer” Jovin, a young TikTok influencer whose life changed overnight.” “Niffer was like many young creators. Fun. Vibrant. Always dancing. She owned a small beauty shop, and on TikTok she had more than seven hundred thousand fans. Her videos were simple. Her smile was bright. Her life looked normal. But after the 2025 Tanzanian elections, the whole country became tense.

And somehow… a dance video she joined suddenly became political.” “One early morning, police came for her. No warning.
No long talk. She was arrested — and the charge shocked everybody.” “In Tanzania, treason is no joke. It is a non-bailable offense. If you’re found guilty… the punishment is death by hanging.” “But Niffer wasn’t the only one.” Footage of large crowds, police lines, courtroom halls. “After the election protests, Tanzania experienced one of its biggest security crackdowns in years.

Not five people… Not ten… but over 240 Tanzanians were charged with treason. Some reports even list nearly 300 names.
Students, businesspeople, opposition members, ordinary citizens — all caught up in a storm many of them never expected.”
“When Niffer was taken to court, the magistrate could only read the charges. Treason case s must go to the High Court, so she was sent back to custody. No bail. No release. No freedom.”

“Lawyers began raising alarms — saying some detainees were tortured, some denied access to medical checks, and families were left crying outside the courts.” “Forget politics for one moment. Imagine being Niffer. You post a dance video. Go home. Laugh with your family. And the next day… your entire life changes. Her mother said Niffer was the breadwinner of the house. Her fans said she was just a joy-giver. But now she sits behind bars, waiting… unsure of what the future holds.”

“So, what happens next? Right now, her case is still under investigation. The High Court will decide whether the evidence truly amounts to treason — or whether she should walk free.” Human rights groups are watching. Lawyers are preparing.
The world is waiting.” “At the end of the day, this story reminds us of something powerful — In some parts of the world, what you post online can follow you into real life. So be wise. Be safe. And stay informed.”

“Subscribe for more true crime stories.”

My Bimpe. Come, let me give you my last name as a birthday gift.

This could've been any officer. He was acting under orders. Who gave the orders? That is the real person who challenged Wike. It seems these northerners still hold a lot of power. Just when I thought the military had zero authority due to Boko Haram exposing their incompetence.

Unemployed people are the ones who care about politics. Anyone with a job focuses on his/her family. Yes, their policies sting, but what can one do? Provide for your family and hope the next administration is not as tough as the present.

Labour is rewarded in those countries. He should mind his business. At the end of the day, a fraction of the money earned is sent back home. Nigeria benefits and the government didn't need to provide for one individual. It's not like the government ever favoured the average citizen to begin with.

What is the government doing with the fifty and hundred Naira always deducted from my account for any transaction?

Nairaland dey delete comments. This place don tire me.

I don't believe this story unless it was a car accident. It surely wasn't diabetes because the baby of the house couldn't suffer it.

Looked wacky, thought wacky. I am not surprised.

Not my issue. I've never used 5G internet talk less of fibre optic. No, wait, I've used fibre optic while outside the country. It didn't seem faster than usual.