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Amirah1:
I’ve seen a patient lose an entire arm because of a human bite — so trust me, this is not a small injury.


Human bites are more dangerous than most people think. With the recent VDM and Mr Jollof situation trending, it’s important to understand why a human bite is NEVER something to joke with.

In this video, Dr. Amirah explains:
✔️ Why human bites can cause severe infections
✔️ How bacteria from the mouth enter your bloodstream
✔️ The rare but possible transmission of HIV, Hepatitis B/C & Herpes
✔️ Why punching someone in the mouth can injure you
✔️ How human bites can damage joints, tendons, and even bone
✔️ The exact first aid steps to take immediately
✔️ When to rush to the hospital and what treatment you MUST receive

Agrimerc:
Access Bank is currently down (as of 2:30 PM, Saturday 29 Nov 2025).

- Mobile app not loading
- USSD (*901#) not working
- Transfers failing
- ATMs and card payments mostly down

Customers are frustrated as they report downtime, especially on a weekend like this.

Who else is affected right now? How are you coping?

What's the update?

elitper:
You sound like an experienced robber yourself

festacman:
I never mentioned "Detty Christmas" in my post. We all know why December is what it is. Why don't we have Detty October or even Detty Summer?

Many times I believe many of una completed primary six but lack primary sense.

Raxxye:
Why do I feel like you were a member of the robbery gang?

sonofsteven:
Guy!!!! Take it easy dey pour Maggi, he say na DEY LAUGHED AND PROMISED TO TEACH HIM A LESSON... it's either you were part of the robbers or you fabricated the story... you saw them yenyenyen... oga, no robber either 100,000 people will hear gunshots and not take cover to know if it's towards them or not, even trained marine soldiers take cover.... take it easy o


I remembered very well, one Easter Monday morning, going home from ajegunle, two men,one elderly and one in his mid 40s... It seems the elderly man still remembered the face of one of the robbers, incident that happened 8 to 10yrs ago, the elderly man started talking about the robbery and faced the other man, and asked him,did you remember, naso the man became violent that everyone was like brother na question he asked, it became too serious and elderly man said, I knew it was you... some elderly people remembered the robbery as the man was narrating it, when I got to my stop, me and my bro walking down to our street concluded that the guy was actually the one....

Longjontech:
Wetin dey trend now be be say person way use Samsung worth a million go explain tire but 3 iPhone camera go explain everything

Firstly dem no dey use phone know person pocket

Samsung Galaxy 23 ultra user dey guide pass iPhone 17promax user if na lie ask lekki baddies about dia clients 😁😁

Minus Z fold users oooo😁😁(ritualist)

Dem no dey use last card buy Samsung phone oooo, but I can't say the same for iPhone

Both phones are good and you can get all from us at cheaper rate in all states including swapping

festacman:
It is important to state that Christmas is a holy event and the reason for the event is Jesus Christ and His redemptive mission.

Christmas is and will never be dirty or detty. It is blasphemous to say do.

Thank you for understanding.

Jerkbaba:
I just used my last 100naira to bet and would have won 592k but only two cut again! I want to die right now! I'm owing easimoni and I don't know what to do! Chai!

FreeIgboho:
Bad advice for Nigeria market. Just have visible money and women WILL be there!

Dalohad:
Where did it happen and did they keep their promise?

EdonhappenTv:
A group of suspected armed robbers were captured on CCTV attempting to break into a residential property before abruptly abandoning their mission after a gunshot was heard nearby.

The incident, which occurred earlier in the week, shows the suspects approaching the home and making repeated efforts to force their way in. Despite their attempts, they were unable to breach the entrance due to the house’s reinforced security door.

Midway through the break-in attempt, a loud gunshot sounded from the surrounding area. The noise immediately triggered panic among the suspects, prompting them to flee the scene.

Residents have praised the effectiveness of strong home security features, noting that the reinforced door played a major role in preventing the intruders from gaining access.

Security experts continue to urge homeowners to invest in protective measures such as solid doors, CCTV systems, and improved neighborhood vigilance.

Authorities are expected to review the footage as part of ongoing efforts to identify the suspects and enhance community safety.

Habibatu101:
For me I'm still in the process of building my online business and I'm certain before the end of the year 2025 I will achieve a better result

judchuks20:
And the funny thing to me is that he was old and doing these things. I guess he must have been doing it when he was young. He may have been attuned to reviving old memories.

afrocombat:
Tony Ferguson never got his showdown with longtime rival Khabib Nurmagomedov, but “El Cucuy” remains certain he could have beaten not just Nurmagomedov, but his protégé Islam Makhachev.

Nurmagomedov and Makhachev have cemented themselves as two of MMA’s most dominant fighters, boasting a combined 57-1 record and seven lightweight title defenses. Nurmagomedov, now retired, recently cornered Makhachev during his UFC 322 welterweight championship victory over Jack Della Maddalena.

During Khabib’s reign, multiple matchups with Ferguson were scheduled, but injuries, illnesses, and timing issues repeatedly cancelled the fights, leaving fans frustrated. When Nurmagomedov retired in 2020, the dream fight was put to rest for good.

Even now, at 41, Ferguson remains confident he could have solved the puzzle of the undefeated Khabib and believes he could still give Makhachev a run for his money.

“To me, in my opinion, Islam was one of the dudes that always had Khabib in the practice room,” Ferguson told Helen Yee Sports. “At the time, it was kind of like [Aljamain Sterling] and Merab [Dvalishvili], just feeling like when ‘Aljo’ left, then Merab finally started to shine and stuff. It’s the same thing with Khabib and Islam. I always thought Islam was more of a conditioned athlete, and doing his thing, but best of luck. But in my prime, kick your ass.”

Ferguson praised Makhachev’s dominant performance against Della Maddalena and suggested that maybe Makhachev was always the better fighter. He speculates that Nurmagomedov’s retirement, following the loss of his father and mentor Abdulmanap in 2020, finally cleared the path for Makhachev to step out of Khabib’s shadow.

“I think when Khabib’s dad was there, [Makhachev] was in the shadows, not wanting to pass him just out of respect for your teacher and your coaches and certain things like that,” Ferguson said. “I think when everything was all said and done and Khabib retired and the family stuff and so on, he finally had his time to shine.

“I think he’s his own athlete. I don’t think he really concerned himself about Khabib other than what he’s doing. At the end of the day, we’re all athletes, trying to pass it forward to the next generation. But I tell you what—one or two years at Tony Ferguson’s camp and academy, and you’ll be better than Dagestan wrestlers any day.”

Ferguson now holds the Misfits Boxing interim middleweight title after trading MMA gloves for boxing’s big reds. He’s set to defend the belt against Warren Spencer on Dec. 20 in Dubai.

While it’s unclear if Ferguson plans to return to MMA, he admitted he’s intrigued by the possibility of facing either Nurmagomedov or Conor McGregor in the planned UFC White House card.

“I’m going to be real, there’s only two people I want to fight, regardless of where it’s at—the interesting fights would be either Conor or Khabib,” Ferguson said. “I think, regardless of what happens, it’s going to sell tickets, good or bad—that’s what it’s for. The hype.

“But put me up there with Khabib at the White House, and I guarantee you guys are going to have fireworks. You have Khabib-Tony Round 6—make it happen.”

Despite UFC CEO Dana White’s best efforts, Ferguson never got to face Nurmagomedov in his prime. If Ferguson wasn’t tripping over his own feet, Khabib was busy perfecting his next masterpiece in the octagon.

Even now, Ferguson, 41 and still fiery, is open to the matchup. He returns to action against Warren Spencer at Misfits 23 in Dubai, proving that the fight fire in Ferguson hasn’t dimmed one bit.

Fantasticcc:
what gibberish are you saying? Most movies ate shot in lagos?

KunleTheWay:
I got the games here on Nairaland at

Staked high and wow, I won !

DiarisGodoo:
Meaning what? Do you have to be anywhere near Wall Street to play the market? Infact the biggest Wall Street players don't live near NYC