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connectpoint:
I rather gift it out... Best of luck..not broke...

OK... Let's do it this way.
Let it be that you are 'dashing' me the gen... Then I will pay you 15k for the inconvenience...

OK

sexybbstar:
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Uptil now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.

When he does, I will let you know...

You are the Realest girl on nairaland... I read your post about Rich guys should not date broke girls.
No wonder most miserable girls on this forum antagonise you.I think you got better brains than they.
I will start following you... Cheers.

As far as Nigeria is concerned... The only online transaction I can do is pay on Delivery...
I can never use a POS...
I can never use a direct debit on the Merchant's website...
I can never do any Internet transfer...
When we are still battling with our Nigerian Banks and their ATM and mobile banking with one week one trouble.
Sometimes you make a POS or online payment using your debit card,then between Friday and Sunday,you begin to receive incessant debit alerts because your card has been compromised,and our security system is pathetic.
Sometimes you pay for GUCCI online,and what they deliver to you is PUSSY...
Let me just stop here,before it turns to lamentation.

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Tell your brother what happened...Before she ends up stealing his ATM cards and Pin or car keys.
There is a very very very thin line between an average Nigerian girlfriend and Olosho and thief...
Most times these girls actually function in the three phases depending on the prevailing circumstances... Just as water can exist as Solid,liquid or gas depending on the temperature.

The goose that lays the golden egg has spoken... All parasites must listen.
I am not Niger Deltan though... Just saying the bitter truth.

CHOPUP411:
Pls who is IBB?

International Board of Bureau

OK... Thanks Bro

connectpoint:
Not selling it less than the price i quoted. It's brand new

I said you should delete or modify the quote that has my number,I have deleted my number,but yours still has it.

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Working Governor.

Of course... We are a consumer nation,for even poo

Osibanjo is saying the opposite

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She doesn't really need the job... From the way she is sounding,she is more interested in her rights as a woman,than her job because from the look of things,flaunting the braless boobs in the office is her real job and the boobs are her main source of income.

CHANGE!!!

The police is your friend indeed.

connectpoint:
Lol.

OK... I put my number there strictly for negotiation,since you have gotten it,kindly modify the mention and delete the part with the number . thanks.

connectpoint:
Still on sale. Contact me today !

I know what I am offering is Low,let me give you 15k cash... And I will also pay for the delivery.
... If you don't get any better offer . God bless you.

Bread oven on my mind...

You have been living with fear brought upon yourself because of random sex...
At the end of your story,you still encouraged random sex by advocating condom use...
For your information,the virus is smaller than the condom pores...
That your doctor really 'gave you a good advice'.
I will advise you to be more careful because A ROASTED GRASSHOPPER STILL BRINGS OUT FRESH OIL.

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dlondonbadboy:
Who else can see the handwritting?

Only a 'blind' person won't see the handwriting.

I thought they said these Herdsmen are from Mali,Niger,Chad...Lol.They forgot to mention Britain and America.
Blood thirsty Terrorists sponsored by Top Government officials and aided by security agents.

This Administration is desperate... If care is not taken,they will open an appeal fund account to raise money from the citizens via donations...
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