₦airaland Forum

As soon as a child learns how to walk and talk... He or she should start dating... That is,roughly from one year old.
Dumb questions require dumb answers so that they can cancel out each other and make sense.

Nma27:
Fear God

OK Boss.

If you can't beat (convince) them... You join them (do their bidding)...
Good luck.
lalasticlala,Mynd44

So what should we do..

Young outside (due to creams)...
Ageing inside (due to nature)...
Will definitely age outside someday...

Just kill yourself and rest in peace.

Greenbullet:
8 Unban Day

During this day, you count the seconds remaining till your account is unbanned and the song "they see me Rollin, they hatin!" Keeps playing in your head.

These your points are for ban that does not exceed one month. Sometimes,people's ban expires after ten years... Like 2027...
In that case,creating a new account is the only option.
I know nairalanders who have been banned for one year,two years,five, ten... Years.

DWJOBScom:
Right they are nolonger terrorists, Enemy of state, disturber of PMB ETC

This present Govt and it's supporters need alot of HELP!


Come after me i dey my office

Don't mind those hungry BMC touts on nairaland,if they don't do their ass licking and fake propaganda... How do you expect them to feed
Have a nice day in your office... Lol

OK

YES ... That is the kind of woman that REAL men love to marry.

I really understand his angle of perception,which is objective... But the truth is... His lawsuit will be swept under the carpet by the Federal Government of Nigeria.
lalasticlala,Mynd44

lalasticlala,Mynd44

you also wrote that "his aunties are always demanding money from him and it's non of your business,even though he sometimes complains to you"...

'And he told you to do whatever you like to his aunties,because there is nothing he can do about it '..

Both of you are indifferent to each other's plight,and until you both come together and figure out the best way to handle the situation...
There is nothing we nairalanders can do about it....
This is my own suggestion...
#God bless you too.

OK

Yellow legs everywhere... His first son needs some flesh,but I know he feeds well.
His body is just missing the nourishment from a mother's love and care.

icedfire:
What Is that man in white doing there

That is the god Buhari serves... A living god.

OK

If chief of staff is not there,Buhari may just slump...

MrBrownJay1:
i disagree... a broke lazy desperate useless guy (or gal) would be goldigging from the get go. just because women have used their sexuality to defraud men for ages, doesnt mean men are any different.

OK,at least we both agree on the fact that women have used their sexuality to defraud men for ages.

Kusibe77:
lemme korkor park. And modify later

You have to buy ticket to enter the park... Just 50 naira.

MrBrownJay1:
off course men are also goldiggers, why do you think this sugar mummy scam is so rampant?!?!

men are just as desperate as women, when it comes to money, but sadly we only focus on women who are openly asking for money in dating.

Gold digging for most male gold diggers is the last resort...
Gold digging for all female gold diggers is the first resort...
I mean... Gold digging is a natural gift for women,all she needs do is to harness her talent when she feels like(I also commend the morally upright few,who decide not to use this talent)
Even Eve in the garden of Eden,left all the dull looking fruits and went for the most beautiful,even though it was forbidden.

Yes... But for every one male gold digger,there are one thousand female gold diggers...
Mathematically =1:1000

Ubi Franklin... The lonely one.

OK

In Nigeria,the biggest criminals are in the 'security' and law enforcement agencies.
lalasticlala,Mynd44

It is not rituals,it's called 'westernization'

Even the country as a whole is a fake project.

You call civilised American police,cops... You also call barbaric Nigerian police,cops... WHAT AN INSULT... You had better call them Cubs,because they are as wild as Lions and Tigers.

Op,has modified the post from Cops to policemen... Lolllllllll

She didn't even pity the child on the woman's back... Women hate themselves more than anything else,In fact women have raped more women (in their minds) than men have done physically.

emajoe:
OP you nailed it!


Optimism

At the budding stage of most businesses, the future is bleak and revenues are slow. A shared belief of optimism will carry members far and also enable them to achieve greatness within a short period of time.

You are absolutely right,but the average Nigerian youth won't have the patience to pass through this phase...
Most of them want to start a business today and fly private jet tomorrow,especially now that the society has projected wrong role models before them.

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