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 Music/Radio › Re: 'No More' Video by Genevieve Nnaji by Efikibo(f): 11:05am On Nov 21, 2005 |
great video and the song's not that bad. And please she was speaking igbo in the video for those who thought it was ghanaian |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Thin Girls Prefer Fat Men? by Efikibo(f): 5:36pm On Nov 15, 2005 |
@ IAH i never said i was slim. |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Thin Girls Prefer Fat Men? by Efikibo(f): 11:59am On Nov 14, 2005 |
@ Hola, could u please re-type what you wrote and in English this time. Thanks |
| Romance › Re: Do Guys Know What They Really Want? by Efikibo(f): 11:07pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
@ baalisso... no where in my post did i say they r married to virgins. I said they WANT 2, dont mean they've achieved it |
| Romance › Re: What Do Girls Want? by Efikibo(f): 7:11pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
maybe in ur neck of the woods. Out here we work hard for out money... and generalization is a biatch  |
| Romance › Re: What Do Girls Want? by Efikibo(f): 7:05pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
We give a lot, so its only natural we expect the same or more |
| Romance › Re: What Do Girls Want? by Efikibo(f): 6:57pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
he cant do it all, but he tries (bless his heart) and thats what women need |
| Romance › Re: What Do Girls Want? by Efikibo(f): 6:51pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
hahahaha ... he aint Jesus, but close |
| Romance › Re: What Do Girls Want? by Efikibo(f): 6:41pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
my man is all of that and some and he aint from outta this world. So just cos u dont meet up doesnt mean other men dont. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Feeding - Can Someone Call Me? by Efikibo(f): 6:29pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
Spell check please. Thanks |
| Romance › Re: What Do Girls Want? by Efikibo(f): 6:23pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
yup |
| Romance › Re: What Do Girls Want? by Efikibo(f): 6:04pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
A woman needs: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes |
| Romance › Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by Efikibo(f): 5:54pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
@ Remi when i said best, i meant its better than worse  and it aint cheesy (might grab me attention though... if it'll work depends on wot the guy looks like)  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: in the courtroom by Efikibo(f): 3:43pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
hehehehe |
| Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by Efikibo(f): 1:52pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
why would i wanna do that?? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? by Efikibo(f): 1:33pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
just adding me own bit AGENT MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it? RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?" FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?" DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads. LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. BUDDHA: Asking this questions denies your own chicken nature. RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road; it transcended it. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. COLONEL SANDERS (founder of KFC) : I missed one? OPRAH Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it felt accomplishing its lifelong dream of crossing the road. JERRY SPRINGER The question is did the chicken cross the road before sleeping with his bestfriend's mother or after. Stay tuned because in moment we will invite the chicken's gay lover who is also sleeping with chicken's father and brother to tell us of their rendevous of the other of the road. JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens, crossing all the roads. You may say I'm a dreamer - but its not the only hen. MICHAEL JACKSON There's nothing more wonderful than sharing your bed with a chicken. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was an historic inevitability. ARSENE WENGER What chicken? I did not see it. ALEX FERGUSON The chicken was not drawn to the other side fairly, and Beckham is not bigger than this club. SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Old Are You? by Efikibo(f): 12:18pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
No Fabian that just means i could be anything btw 18 (or 21 in most countries) and 100. |
| Fashion › Re: Ladies: what do you carry or keep in your hand bags? by Efikibo(f): 12:13pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
First of all i don't do small handbags for obvious reasons. Contents of my handbag are as follows Mac lipglass Nivea care gloss mac powder cell phone (2) Olay double action cream perfume wallet (got all my cards, money and change in it) cheque book whatever book i'm reading at that time asprins staff pass my glasses Car keys and house keys Umbrella Compact mirror Pens |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Old Are You? by Efikibo(f): 12:02pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
i'm legal. Thats all u need to know |
| Forum Games › Re: What Are You Thinking Right Now? by Efikibo(f): 11:37am On Nov 11, 2005 |
I am thinking.... dang is effing freezing this morning and i really need 2 get laid |
| Romance › Re: Do Guys Know What They Really Want? by Efikibo(f): 11:17am On Nov 11, 2005 |
@ snowsdream i guess u missed the part where i wrote "most" guys So i don't understand the repetition in your post |
| Romance › Re: Do Guys Know What They Really Want? by Efikibo(f): 10:08am On Nov 11, 2005 |
Well as a woman i actually believe that "most" men DONT know what they want. They want their woman to be a model outside, a wife in the house and a LovePeddler in the bedroom. NEWSFLASH!!!! not everyone can achieve that!!! u married her/or are with her for who she is and NOT who u want to make her into  . They claim they dont like ladies that front, but once u show them how u feel watch them run a mile talking about ur getting heavy and clingy and how he's not ready... like make up ur frigging mind already. They wanna get married to a "virgin" yet they the same one out there popping other people's future wife's cherry. They want a woman who is submissive, but then they in the same breath they dont like "weak" women. They want a woman who has mastered the art of Kamasutra 101, but once she starts showing u her skills, u hear him talk about ... oh she's a LovePeddler, but then if u dont... u get the usual... naija girls are frigid and prudes. And they say they know wot they want?? Well my name is Halle Berry then |
| Nairaland General › Re: What's the Story behind your Nairaland Username? by Efikibo(f): 9:40am On Nov 11, 2005 |
I'm Efik and Ibo... thats a no brainer |
| Crime › Re: Nigeria/419 by Efikibo(f): 9:30am On Nov 11, 2005 |
hahaha.. kai. Naija peeps gone all sophisticated on us |
| Phones › Re: Lovely Text Messages by Efikibo(f): 11:09pm On Nov 10, 2005 |
I saw something in da shop window today, it was stunning, sexy, cute, beautiful and adorable. Was gonna buy it 4 u, till i realised it was my own REFLECTION I have a little Angel flying around with a hammer. Each person she hits gets a little bit of my love.... Well i hope she beats the hell outta u Dear friend, remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty... So see... the world needs u afterall Its mental health week to raise money for charity. All u have todo is txt a local retard.... Well i guess thats my bit done If i had a penny for every time i think of u.... I'd still miss u.... but @ least i'll be rich enough 2 come see u To live this life i need a heartbeat, 2 have a heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have a heart i need happiness, 2 have happiness i need u |
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