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Food › Re: Man Dies In Drinking Competition At A Funeral In Edo by efilefun(m):
lmao thats a good advice to the otuoke dru.nkard, RIP to the dead
Collynzo419:
May he rest in peace.

I sincerely hope that the outgoing president-GEJ reads this and learns a lesson from it.

Too much Ogogoro is not good for the body.
Investment › Re: Special Thanks To Nairaland For Ur Advice And Prayers God Answered by efilefun(m): 8:00pm On Mar 18, 2015
i could remember being on the previous thread created and i really commend your efforts in achieving the set goal, now you getting another branch and also helping the government by taking one or 2 youths out of the streets, May God almighty continue to bless your ways

djbazz:
I just Got 5k 4rm kennyslim1 am so grateful and begging God 2 bless u for me... And I promise 2 always help nairalanders grow in anyway I can.. Thanks boss
Politics › Re: Jonathan Swears In New Ministers (Photos) by efilefun(m): 6:21pm On Mar 18, 2015
DeCritique:
Fixed cool

Politics › Re: Jonathan Swears In New Ministers (Photos) by efilefun(m): 6:14pm On Mar 18, 2015
last before he PARK-WELL..... otuoke loading

GMB/PYO2015

Please can someone from the PDP camp please explain Obanikoro's portfolio?? cuz to me his just being paid for his active role in the #EkitiGate saga
Politics › Re: Video: Buhari On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Hot Seat by efilefun(m): 6:06pm On Mar 18, 2015
Fvck imagine the trash a whole president is spewing.... especially in that first video... Naija don suffer


Revolution:
Buhari's mistakes were superficial and insignificant, also he corrected them in subsequent interviews. Jonathan's mistakes, though, are substantial, significant and damaging.

For example, Buhari's mistakes are better than this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6nqTMrZWE4

what about this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JN4Uuz1ZKg

What about this one? 'If You Steal $20bn Today, America Will Know'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Xv9olIjI4
Politics › Re: Video: Buhari On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Hot Seat by efilefun(m): 5:58pm On Mar 18, 2015
shows how deluded the TANoids are, we talking about issues that concerns the federation they bringing up something that is irrelevant i just pray God opens their eyes to see the fact
RickRichards:
Odejoseph.
Politics › Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by efilefun(m): 5:48pm On Mar 18, 2015
AWONEYAN:
MUAZU; FAYOSE, SEE WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSED WITH DIS UR NEWPAPER WAHALA
FAYOSE; OGA GAME CHANGER, I DONT KNOW IT WILL COME TO DIS OO
MUAZU; THATS IS WHY I WANT TO RESIGN, AND YOU PEOPLE SAY NO.....U KNOW DIS APC PPLE ARE SMARTER AND MASTER AT ALL THEY LOOK AT DIA PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY, D ONE WE WERE AFRAID TO DO OUR OWN...
LOOK AT HOW THEY BROUGHT OUT THOSE POINTS OF FANI-KAYODE, THINGS D BOY COULDNT DENIED HE ONCE SAID.
FAYOSE;OGA WHAT ARE GOING TO DO NOW?
MUAZU; HAA YOU WLL HAVE TO CONTINUE WHAT YOU HAVE STARTED
FAYOSE; HAAA OGA, I HAVE RAN OUT OF WORDS TO USE, I HAVE USED, AGE, CERTIFICATE AND EVEN SAY MY MAMA DEY USE PAMPERS LIKE BUHARI.......ALL OF THESE DONT CHANGE PPLES'S MIND, THEY KEPT SAYING, # I HAVE DECIDED....
Guy abeg no burst my belle oooo. lmao
Politics › Re: PHOTO: Have You Seen This Advert Mocking Jonathan? by efilefun(m): 5:45pm On Mar 18, 2015
i don laff my belle burst.... America must know oooo, chaiii Nigeria don suffer
olapluto:
Damning facts. We've had this clueless man for over 5 years! 10 days left
Politics › Re: FEC Approves Confab’s Main Report by efilefun(m): 5:38pm On Mar 18, 2015
i said this already and i will still repeat myself, all this late tactics can't work, you failed us already... When goat don turn our transformers to relaxation centers Cuz light no dey gree dey.... we seen this oya what next do you have up ur sleeves?

If Buhari can make a man that is not serious in 6 years to be serious in 6 weeks! It means 1 week of Buhari as president will be a great blessing

Sai Buhari/PYO2015
Change is all we ask for!!!

Celebrities › Re: Dabota Lawson-aku, Ex Beauty Queen & Billionaire's Wife Pictured With Her Escort by efilefun(m): 3:47pm On Mar 18, 2015
She should be called "brighter grammar" lol
sirRiddy:
Whiter than the future grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Jonathan Appoints New FIRS Chairman by efilefun(op): 3:03pm On Mar 18, 2015
I laugh in Swahili
temitemi1:
A yoruba man! Thank you Mr President grin grin. GEJ till 2019!!!
Politics › Jonathan Appoints New FIRS Chairman by efilefun(op): 2:48pm On Mar 18, 2015
President Goodluck Jonathan on Wednesday approved the appointment of Mr. Samuel Ogungbesan as the Acting Executive Chairman of the Federal Inland Revenue Service.

Ogungbesan’s appointment was announced through a statement by the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Dr. Reuben Abati.

Ogungbesan, a Coordinating Director at FIRS, replaces Alhaji Kabiru Mashi, who has served as acting Executive Chairman of the agency since 2012.

His appointment takes immediate effect.


www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-appoints-new-firs-chairman
Politics › Re: APC Vows To Drag President Jonathan To ICC Over OPC Protests by efilefun(m): 2:44pm On Mar 18, 2015
lion042:
And when was that incident happened?
well thank God you agreed.... kindly read your post again and correct the error in it.
Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo’s Wife Blasts Guy That Condoled With Her Over Family Member's Death by efilefun(m): 2:26pm On Mar 18, 2015
See as she be like bread wey fall inside water.... In a more civilized country, she would be busy taking food to her husband in the prison but here in nigeria under the clueless one her husband got billions for being a Militant..

#IhaveDecided GMB/PYO2015
Politics › Re: APC Vows To Drag President Jonathan To ICC Over OPC Protests by efilefun(m): 2:25pm On Mar 18, 2015
lion042:
Mumu make research very well before u post...
Well i believe you must be a kid so i wont insult you, well like the pic you attached, aint they OPC memberhuh just YES or NO thats all good day
Politics › Re: Prof. Osibanjo Visits Ejigbo Osun State (photos) by efilefun(m): 2:12pm On Mar 18, 2015
Thats Nigeria's Vice President come May 2015 In Jesus Name, In Sha Allah

Public Announcement: We have been searching for one invisible Ex-VP Sambo for almost 2 months now, abeg if found we need him to take back his job from mama piss for the main time before May 29.

Thanks
Politics › Re: APC Vows To Drag President Jonathan To ICC Over OPC Protests by efilefun(m): 2:04pm On Mar 18, 2015
klax:
Guys can you see what I'm saying about this satanic disgraceful party called apc. Now any little internal issue is to threaten with international court can you imagine what an insult on the country. This was how Nigeria football house were disgracing themselves in front of fifa guys going Switzerland every minute petition every second to fifa house make mockery of themselves till they were asked if they have any serious job to do at alLhuh Now apc at it again opc vs opc is now Nigeria problem isn'thuh

Honestly this anufia that called himself apc whatever the idiot do not take Gej to ICC because of his God saking Almanjiri that killed thousands of Nigeria but becaise of one useless opc is now the way to ICC by the way Mr man are you even a Yoruba man in the first place because I don't understand the sort of pro Gej anti Gej opc how you should be involved I don't care if you are doing party job to hell with that I mean its not your problem let Tifnubu or silly SAN Fashola do it ok and f u c k off.

APC truly are jobless this is why I just can't stop hating this party with passion. A party whose chieftain has no respect for sovereignty of Nigeria all they want is to rule by force. The election is at the corner I swear if Gej fail to defeat this animals I will ask for Gej head personally Gej must do everything possible to win I mean everything possible and I mean it, apc annoys me every blessed day I see their name and senseless action. I know they will be upset again I have poured salt in their wound I'm not bother it's typical of them I was once their follower so I know who they are truth is poison to them, to behave like rabies dog is in their DNA, abuse is their epistle, propaganda their prayer. Goats (EWU).
Well you want them to take it to local court and your paymaster sort the case out with some bundle of dollarshuh? Nope we are wiser and with such threats even if not finally executed people will sit right.... wake up and embrace the CHANGE... imagine they came across anyone wearing APC tops or have APC logo on their car do you know what would have happenedhuh Just pray ur eyes are opened to see the fact and stop being blind to the truth

Politics › Re: APC Vows To Drag President Jonathan To ICC Over OPC Protests by efilefun(m): 2:01pm On Mar 18, 2015
resty4:
apc de behev lk pikin we de wear pampams cheesy
Well that is how its been done in civilized countries not fold your arms when you see things going wrong.... wake up man
Politics › Re: OMG! Okorocha Is Evil - By Morakinyo Olugbiji by efilefun(m): 1:48pm On Mar 18, 2015
phayvoursky:
APC IS EVIL.



PERIOD
You read the post at allhuh?
Politics › Re: OMG! Okorocha Is Evil - By Morakinyo Olugbiji by efilefun(m):
I have known this man before he joined politics, he got a free school in ibadan I know of... free school bus, free meal and free uniform. The standard of teaching there also is superb... Know someone who finished from the school... This are the people GMB would be taking to Asp Rock not like the clueless one been accompanied by FAYOSE, ALAMIESIHA, DOKUBO, BODE GEORGE AND OTHER EX CONVICTS AND CRIMINALS.


VOTE WISELY SO YOU AND YOUR GENERATIONS WILL NEVER REGRET YOUR DECISION MADE ON 28 MARCH 2015.


GMB/PYO2015

Politics › Re: It’s Wrong For Jonathan To Summon Electoral Umpire, Jega At Will – APC by efilefun(m): 1:21pm On Mar 18, 2015
Very wrOng, even in EPL a referee must not leave the field alone after officiating a match talkless of seeing the opposition team in a closed door meeting before the match.... God is watching
Politics › Re: Fashola And Ambode Throw Souvenirs At People At Alimosho by efilefun(m):
chymystique:
ApC - useless party
Huh

All those undone abii na even burnt agege bread jona was sharing nko?

Politics › Re: Fashola And Ambode Throw Souvenirs At People At Alimosho by efilefun(m):
This is uncalled for, but op this pic had been on nairaland for a while and it's not recent at all... Make PDP dey buy people mind with gift make APC fold hand dey look like mumu abiii... Grow up man this is Nigeria... Atleast they sharing indomine not Dollars like the otuoke power drunk

Celebrities › Re: Davido Drunk In Love (photo) by efilefun(m): 12:56pm On Mar 18, 2015
Shows the dude is still a kid Or he never believed he could date a pretty girl? Still trying to understand his current behavior
Crime › Re: Graphic Photos: Another Young Man (allegedly) Killed By Police In Gombe State by efilefun(m): 9:16am On Mar 18, 2015
May God almighty forgive us all and including the dead.

Sometimes when armed robbers kill this policemen I find it difficult to sympathize with them Cuz countless numbers of breadwinners had been brutally shot dead by this useless trigger happy policemen.
Apart from the present day government, Nigerian police had been another source of shame to the federation. May God almighty deliver this nation and I am pretty sure they will go unpunished for this stupidity
Sports › Re: Bolivia Cancels Friendly Match With Nigeria Over Fear Of Boko Haram by efilefun(m): 9:02am On Mar 18, 2015
Lol
Education › Re: Unilag Student Shot Dead At Amphitheatre (Picture) by efilefun(m): 5:39am On Mar 18, 2015
Cultism aint the way... just wish students would listen but, they all believe its a way of life which is a LIE

Rip thou but with his death i hope some people would CHANGE their minds instead of planning how to revenge... May God help us all
Politics › Re: My Husband Is The Messiah- Patience Jonathan by efilefun(op): 4:44am On Mar 18, 2015
The woman is a comedian jawe, if she doesn't take things easy she might end up like gbagbo's wife
Politics › How Jonathan Met Atiku In Yola by efilefun(op): 4:41am On Mar 18, 2015
Fresh facts have emerged on how President Goodluck Jonathan met former Vice President Atiku Abubakar in Yola, Adamawa State, on Monday night.

It was learnt in Abuja on Tuesday that the President, in company with some of his security personnel and aides, paid an unscheduled visit to Abubakar’s private residence.

The PUNCH learnt that the President arrived at the former VP’s residence a few minutes to midnight at a time his guest had already retired for the day.

Abubakar’s security team, made up of policemen and private guards, were said to have been jolted into action when they saw the long convoy of vehicles from the presidential fleet.

Abubakar’s aides were said to have recognised some of the people in the President’s team before sighting the vehicle conveying Jonathan.

It was learnt that the President’s advance party merely confirmed that the former Vice President was at home and relayed their findings to the President before he set out for the meeting.

Abubakar’s men were said to have been confused about how to wake up their principal. A close family member was said to have been contacted to undertake the task, which he did without an incident.

A member of the ex-VP team, who was privy to the encounter, explained that after the exchange of pleasantries, the two men went into a closed session.

He said, “The Turakin Adamawa was surprised by the visit largely due to the fact that, one, he was not expecting it.

“Two, long before Vice President Atiku left the PDP finally, the President had asked for audience with him in his Asokoro residence, in Abuja, prompting him to cancel all engagements only for the President to stand him up without even the courtesy of an explanation or an apology.

“This time around, the President chose to make it a surprise visit. Well, from what transpired it is glaring that Atiku is not buying any of Jonathan’s explanations or proposals.”


www.punchng.com/news/how-jonathan-met-atiku-in-yola

Politics › Politicians Need Spirit Of Sportsmanship by efilefun(op): 4:34am On Mar 18, 2015
According to Lorii Myers in her book, No Excuses, The Fit Mind-Fit Body Strategy Book, “True sportsmanship is knowing that you need your opponent because without him or her, there is no game; acknowledging that your opponent holds the same deep-rooted aspirations and expectations as you and knowing that, win or lose, you will walk off the course with pride.”

Nothing is more apt to describe what Nigerian politicians truly need ahead of the fast-approaching March 28 and April 11 elections: the spirit of true sportsmanship.

Our political leaders need to know and educate their followers that at end of the polls, just like in sports contests, a winner is bound to emerge.

But that has not been the case mostly in Nigeria ahead of the elections, which were initially scheduled for February but had to be shifted due to several reasons ranging from insecurity to uneven distribution of the Permanent Voter Cards.

Instead, the polity has been heated, with politicians throwing accusations and counter-accusations towards the opposite camps. In some cases, they have even had to resort to washing their dirty linen in public.

However, for a country that would hopefully be celebrating 16 years of uninterrupted democracy on May 29, the onus lies also on the electorate to ensure the country does not return to the unpleasant days of the military era.

The Independent National Electoral Commission, which is going to act as the referee of the contests (elections), must enforce the rules and ensure that the contestants and their supporters play by them.

The desperation of politicians to win elections at all cost has been due to selfish reasons other than national interests. Some of them see election into government positions as an opportunity to loot the treasury.

At last year’s governorship election in Ekiti State, where the incumbent and All Progressive Congress candidate, Kayode Fayemi, lost to the Peoples Democratic Party’s Ayodele Fayose, political observers were pleased, if not shocked by the reaction of Fayemi, who congratulated his opponent, on the announcement of the results by INEC.

It was shocking because Nigerian politicians had mostly portrayed themselves as bad losers in recent times. Hardly would you find an election where the loser would not resort to the law court to contest the decision of INEC. Of course, Fayemi’s action not only went a long way in erasing the notion that all Nigerian politicians were bad losers, it also helped in quelling tempers in the South-West state.

Indeed, according to INEC, the staging of a free, fair and credible election is not the responsibility of the electoral management body alone but the duty of every Nigerian.

Both the leaders and the led should conduct themselves in ways that would make every Nigerian safe after the elections. Clashes between supporters of some of the political parties have necessitated the signing of a peace accord in Abuja by the presidential candidates of all the political parties before, during and after the polls.

The candidates should thus ensure that that they keep to the terms of the agreement.

Baron Pierre de Coubertin, the International Olympic Committee founder and father of the modern Games, once said, “The most important thing in the Olympic Games is not winning but taking part; the essential thing in life is not conquering but fighting well.”

This should serve as food for thought for Nigerian politicians. Irrespective of who wins at the forthcoming elections, every Nigerian should see themselves as winners and this can only be done, when the winners at the polls run an all-inclusive government that would make good use of the opposition, rather than seeing them as enemies.

In sports, just like in life, you win some and lose some. That is why great football archrivals like Real Madrid/Atletico Madrid and Manchester United/Manchester City players exchange jerseys and give themselves pats on the back at the end of highly-explosive games.

Rather than exchange gunfire, politicians vying for elective posts should take a cue from sportsmen by exchanging hugs on judgment day, when the results of winners and losers alike, would be announced.


www.punchng.com/news/politicians-need-spirit-of-sportsmanship

Politics › Re: A Rib-cracking Picture Of SE Governors Mocking TA Orji by efilefun(m): 4:30am On Mar 18, 2015
Those are people who will lobby for ministerial appointments under GEJ if elected Cuz his 8 years tenure is over already

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