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sweet chics !!
i am back, i had so much to do
thats why i didnt log on
any way i hope i didnt miss much

yes i am feeling this thread now
people are begining to contribut their comments
and thats cool


yes some one wanted to contract me
i may not be able to do that personnally
cos of so much i have on me now
but i can reffer u to very good designers if u dont
mind , ,,,,,,,,,,,,


now todays post

yeeeees i agree !
but i thing halle berry is better in terms of style
she just dose it well

this girl makes others look very fat
but not me o!
i mean people like u

well thats good, but dont kill ur sef

like the last pics

hummmmmm! cute

beautiful faces like mine

yesssssssssssssssssssss!
''but i look good''

pluse size !!!

its not about the size
but the looks!

let look at other sides of the red carpet

is this the same dress

Divas

Hollywood skinny girls and models are not ‘normal’ women – most women do not look like that naturally; just look around you. Before Twiggy, (the British supermodel who came along in 1965) buxom was beautiful…curvy women like Marilyn were worshiped and she was no waif. And before that, artists have always glorified the voluptuous beauties with their real curves. So we can blame our distorted perceptions on Twiggy; that skinny @#$@$.



An eating disorder is a mental illness so it doesn’t often go away by itself. If you’re constantly thinking about eating or not eating, if you feel out of control around food, use it to fill an emotional need, or if you feel obsessive about body image and weight, you could be suffering from an eating disorder. Just because it is a mental illness, doesn’t mean you will always have it. But you need to get help from a professional.

Eating disorders often come on during teen years. Vulnerable teens are often perfectionists (both physically and academically), have low self esteem, high body dissatisfaction, have difficulty naming their emotions and have periods of depression.





The effects of an eating disorder can include the following:


1, Restricted brain function
2, affects senses
3, Irregular heartbeat
4, Stunts growth
5, Infertility
6, Weakening of bones
7, Kidney and hepatic function impaired
8, Dysfunctional bowel
9, Decaying teeth





Frequent vomiting causes the acid from your stomach to attach the enamel on your teeth which is why severe bulimics have badly decaying teeth. If you do vomit, it’s important not to brush your teeth straight afterwards as brushing can further damage the surface. The best option is to wash your mouth out with water and wait several hours before brushing.

Someone who suffers from an eating disorder will often deny they have a problem, so look for the signs. Encourage the person to seek help and offer to go with them. If you have a problem and can’t talk to your parents, it’s important to see your doctor or counselor.

Anorexia exists when a person severely cuts down on food and even when they lose weight and become skinny, the may still feel the need to lose more



Signs of Anorexia:


1, Abnormal weight loss.
2, Absent or irregular menstruation.
3, Distorted body image, claims to feel fat or believes one looks fat when one is not.
4, Excessive exercising.
5, No known illness accounts for the weight loss.
6, Periods of depression and extremely low self-worth.
7, Pre-occupation with (or avoidance of) food, also pre-occupation with feeding others.
8, Refusal to eat, except for tiny amounts.
9, Refusal to eat with family or others


Bulimia exists when a person eats heaps of food, then feels out of control so makes up for it by starving, exercising or vomiting.



Signs of Bulimia:


1, Excessive amounts of food eaten at one time.
2, Excessive food eaten but no apparent weight gain.
3, Frequent mood swings and periods of depression.
4, Grazes on knuckles from using fingers down throat to vomit (early stages of bulimia).
5, Lying about the amount of food eaten.
6, Pre-occupation with food, talking about food, and arranging next meal.
7, Regular trips to toilet to vomit, or disappearance to a secret place outside (garden), rubbish bin, to vomit into.
8, Restless after a meal, looking for an opportunity to get rid of food by vomiting.
9, Slow weight decrease for no apparent reason.
10,Swollen salivary glands on sides of face, almost like a ‘chipmunk’ appearance.


Reference www.eatingdisorders.org.nz

But let’s not just talk about Hollywood. The impact of these famous cases are causing an increase in eating disorders at home. According to the South Island Eating Disorders Service, Nelson Girls has had the most cases of eating disorders and the school has had to involve parents by making them sign that their kid ate dinner. Even more disturbing are a group of Christchurch students recently interviewed by the Eating Disorders Service who admitted that group vomiting sessions were accepted or in some cases considered normal by teen bulimics. According to a recent Dominion Post article, the students drink milk and go behind the sheds in groups of 10 to throw up. Could they have been inspired by Nicole Ritchie and Lyndsay Lohen’s ‘skinny pact?

i fee u jare



Is it my imagination or are we constantly bombarded by anorexic stars who consistently endorse the skinny body image. Christina Ricci, Mary-Kate Olsen, Ritchie-baby and her mate Lyndsay Lohen look more like lollipops with big heads than real people. Mary-Kate’s been in rehab, Lyndsay was recently rushed to hospital and Nicole looks headed in the same direction after recent scary pictures reveal her under 45kg body in a baggy bikini (is that even possible?) and goggley glasses.

but the sad part of this fun thing is that
some that this hollywood thing too extream

and more again

the best of them all


u see its a struggle to be here

the famous RED CARPET where great stars of hoolywood
and all parts of the world struggle to be the best in terms of
fashion and the likes


lets see the good and the bad
lets see the extent some are willing to
go just to be seen on the red carpet

come see the glime and glamore

yes just like this one here!
it makes me look soooooooo cute !

i happen to be having this one on me now

made it over the weekend
its really nice,====well people say so
i wish i could upload it but i seem not to be able to
from my fone

is this meant to be taken seriously on any level? it's terrible.


combrazor if e pian u well well go do ur own    

yes morenike baby keep it up




where is trooe?

combrazor:
what kind of screenplay has smilies in it?

is this meant to be taken seriously on any level? it's terrible.

the smilies is to help u imaging their reactions
and also note that i am note a writer at all ,i am just
doing this for fun

silly me abi?

yes seun do u like it?

i wish u well sha! hopefully one day

Its sun-rise in Nairaland vilage, as the wemen go about their duties,the men still sleep 
drolling as well while some wake up only to group them selves in two's and three's
to talk about nothing in perticular



                                                   OKONKUWO's HOUSE


(okonkuwo is the head of the family here .his wife Ihunoma,his son Ozili, and other relatives stay in this house)


[okonkuwo, enters the house and calls out]  =  woman,woman, ihunoma where is my food?


ihunoma=                        hunmmmm! where is your food? which one? did u put money down before u went
                                          to jist with your friends as early as 7am this morning?
                                          or where did u expect me to get u food to eat this morning


okonkuwo=                        what is that supposed to mean?
                                            woman are u out of your mind? u want to tell me
                                           that i should go hungry when my wife is a food seller?


Ihunoma=                             hehehehehehehhehhhhe, heeeewoo!
                                             so because your wife sells food ,u her husband should be lazy abi
                                               ok , come and carry it then

okonkuwo=                         haaba! oya sorry my sweet loving wife.the only one
                                            that holds the key to my heart .,,,,,,,,,if not that the door
                                           to my heart can only be opened through my stomarch
                                           i will not have been disturbing u like this
                                           u no i love u well well sha


Ihunoma=                           chai, your voice don change now abi



okonkuwo=                         yes na,wetin man go do.its women like u that wont make us be men


Ihunoma=                            no way,how can u be a man from your mouth and not your pocket?


okonkuwo=                          if i don't hav the two se bi i can do with one.the important thing is that
                                              i am a man any how sha!

ihunoma=                            no way my dear i want u to be a real man like others

okonkuwo=                             am i not,or thing thing inbetween my legs is not a good sigh
                                             to prove that i am a man?

ihunoma=                             no my love, its not,i want to see more, ,,,,,,,,,,,oh! like the men in
                                             the cities that come to eat in my cantain
                                              they hav money and so people let them have big mouth
                                                 they can say anything and get away with it at any time
                                               yes those are real men!


okonkuwo=                         [getting angry ]    woman watch that your big mouth there o!
                                            is it because i asked for food from u that u are insulting me like this?
                                            what has come over u?did i not pay money in your fathers house to marry u?
                                             yes abi? then if i hav married u to my house it means that any thing u do
                                           i n my house is my own.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,woman before i open my eyes i want to see my
                                             food here now

ihunoma=                             ehehehuueue! u want to start abi?


okonkuwo=                       [ shouting on her] say no more u foolish woman
                                          [ racing his hand a if to slap her] i will strike u with my hand now

ihunoma=                         [ runing away saying] one day i will show u peper in this house. yeye man!


okonkuwo=                       [laughing to him self say's]  wemen! untill u show them your
                                          physical strenght them no they hear word!
                                           hoooo! at least i can eat this morning  now, we go continue our fight later







watch out for more! pips

yes this is an online TV show on nairaland
its going to be an african bassed show
the cast will be me
time =every now and then
station=here!
location of the drama = nairaland



so tune in for the leatest episolds
and be sure to watch somthing new and very thrilling
comments are also welcomed at any time
so watch out pips