₦airaland Forum

i almost said no
but then i remembered
that God sent his sun to die for us
all free of charge.
the air we breath
the rain we get
the love that we are made to feel
the sun we get
the ocean
the stars
the birth of a new child
ha !i could go on and on and on
yet all these thing are free

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.



infact this is me,where on earth did u guys get this discription from?
its so me
thanks anyway




even my dears character is so true *the apple tree* and i love him so dearly

ewwwwwoooo!
see agrooo!
i sure say na rape e go repe
the next girl wey hin go meet
buahehehehehe

chai,i need more pics plsssss


see ur daddy say make i post hin pics for am
u no go thank me
ur papa no fine sef

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

;d ;d ;d

;d

hehehehehehehehhe
eeewwoooo!

Da Junta:


think before posting, im trying 2 control my

what will u do??
bust na

but u try o!
ok i no its over but i am just curious
which one of them was better?
i mean in terms of emm.,,,em u understand na!

the ladies are guilty as charged!

no storry


eheehm me?
i get flat tommy na!
infact i flunt it any where

yess!

nice tushs!

ur skin! do nothing to it plsssssss!

bubilisious!

yes i am on air again
new episold showing on this
station.



[after okonkuwo gets his meal ,he gose back to where his friends are to jist with them and drink palmwine.then the following takes place]




                                            UNDER THE KOLANUT TREE



Edime                      hey u ,give me palmwine there

Omotena                 hummmm! not me and u,the one u took before have u paid?
                                now u want more, come and take it yeye man!

                                              [ ALL LAUGH ]   

Edime                       ha! have u lost your mind?
                                 i only asked for wine and u want to disgrace me here
                                 is it not the same me that will pay u ,and i say give me more

Omotena                  i  will not only disgreace u, i will also insult u. i say pay me
                                 my money first then i will give u more,if not forget it

Odia                         Edime, i think she is right,u need to pay her so that
                                she can buy more for all of us to still come and buy from her.

Emeka                      Edime ,abi u no get money??
                                 A.K.A church rat 

                                     [ ALL LAUGH AGAIN ]

Edime                       u are a sick mad man,why wont i have money before i come here to drink?

Teemu                     yesterday u did not have that is why u drank  and did not pay
                                now the lady needs her money 

Omotena                  teemu help me tell him o!  emmem,,,---en

Edime                      short up,u ungreatful woman ( cutting in)
                                u are the only woman who knows when i have money or not
                                and as far as i can tell no one here is my march compare
                                to what i spend on u for palmwine

Emeka                      yes and what do u have to show for it??
                                 sleeping in the gotter near my house
                                 passing out like a fool anywhere visible for your
                                 wife to see u and carry u home on a wheel -barro
                                 or falling inside a pit toilet where only God knows why u did
                                 not die in it 

                                           [ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH]


Edime                       u watch that mouth of yours o!
                                 before i shave your hair with my bear hands!
                                  i do not bleame u at all,after all u have
                                 been sleeping with her,


Emeka                       ehea? what has that got to do with this?
                                 haaaa! thats the vioce of a lazy man
                                  thank God i am not like u,even if i sleep with her
                                   i am not married and she is not either,unlike u that is
                                   sleeping with Okonkuwo's wife Ihunoma

Okonkuwo                chi-ne-ke !!!    what did i hear so 
                                  my wife? where ? when? who?

teemu                         gbam! e don happen
                                    haaaaaaaaaaa! this is so revelling
                                     oya ,emeka big mouth tell us more


Omotena                     emeka that was too much!
                                   haaaa! faight go start now for here,,

{before she would even say it okonkuwo throws his calabash cup with wine at Edime.
Edime who struggles to excape is stopped by the dashing blows okonkuwo gives
him,there is shoutting ,struggling , and excitment as the people try to seperate the
two of them.finnaly they are separeted .Edime makes for exsit while Okonkuwo
storms home to meet his wife.ready for every hell to happen}





watch out for more

yes its those kind of bycycles that they use
in the village where papa will ride and mama
will treck because of no speace

hehehehehhhehhehhee!
i no fit shout

i no sey una like boobs well well
naira bois

as the boy fine pass u why wont he be gay @ iou111


@ realborn hummm! make sure sey u marry thar gail o!
becos that ur poss na wa.
no do hit and run o!

send ur numbers fast cos
offer opens while bobo last !

first come first serve


specialities? ooooh! dont worry,
he is good in every thing i swear

who likes him?
i can get him 4 u

u are also free to toast any boby
i need more phone numbers plsssssssss

_{another silly thread}

chai, i am out

hummmmnnn!

the droup dead look, ! chai

great looks! like me

yesssssssssssssss!
just make sure u look good
dont wear clothes that would
make u look funny
just look good

dont u just wish u were them

its not about the size but the good looks
plus size ladies are beautiful if they have the
right attitude ,and fashion that meets their need!

will she win??
i can get her contact for u o!
and we could work something out
together as per my persentage


what u say?

Kobojunkie:
What sort of designing Nigerian quality or great quality?? No offense, it is hard to find really talented tailors in Nigeria who can sow shirts and pants that actually look good.

that crap
the likes of MUDI,Dakova,frank oshodi,and Noble africk
can do not only local but international stuffs
and thoso are just the ones with labels ,there are
others that can stand any contest at any time

so i think u should appreciate ur self
frist b4 u expect love from others

those international designers started from somewhere
and there people love and appreciate them b4 they
became big time fashion gurus

as for the guy.i think u should attend fashion shows
wat galaxy tellevision to no when and where
they hav these shows .then when u get there
u can get ur self connected to cool male fashion
designers,if u wanted for female i would have
linked u up with the likes of niky-afrikana mon-ami or nobel africk
any way i wish u goodluck,
the world of fashion is a very big one
welcome on board !

have u got one yet??
i am very expensive but u can be
rest asured of what u r getting
smiply the best!

''what are the involvements and benefits ''



there are so many involvements my dear
before the benefits

as a modelling agency u have to be registered under their asociation
u need a good location for ur office
u need to be connected to advertizing agency
that need the models,no the kind of photographs the need
and then get the models by castting ,after that make sure u are
involved in their photograph session so as to direct the way it will look.
as an agent u must always be on ur feet looking for jobs
there is no point sighing with u and for 6-8 mounths u cant get me a job
that why so agents lose good models to other agents who are ready to
do any thing to get jobs for their models


the benefit comes when u have gotten a good job for any model
ur gain is 30% of anything the job is worth
so u better get a good paying job worth millions
so that ur wad go set

if u a guy that likes women humnmnn!
well u will have them plenty
just make sure u keep it real sha!
(AIDs dey)
i hope i have helped u in a way