₦airaland Forum

beauteous:
c'mon,commot jo

that is staff revolting
and it may reflect on ya pay slip

holythug:
na dream u dey dream common wake up. . .^{*slaps efosa lightly}

ehhhheeeee me

security take this bonsuway out
***_{then beauteous marches in and bondages him
out with heavy blows}***


yes any other person
------all silent ***
then oga walks away with a big grin
****_{yes them don dey fear me now}
****

beauteous:
i'm d new moderator of forum games :-Xnd i ask that everyone of u should leave

u mean my security abi?
its ok .u are a good meguad

holythug ,beauteous mind ur selves o!
i remain the last on this post


and i am the new oga now


so as for the atutu club
hummm i will think of wat to do to u all

ogrebuga:
efosa,
can you afford our services me n wellz r pretty expensive help y'kno, the atutu company doesn't give out it's poyoyo's for peanuts. . .

@wellz,
Don't kobalise me o. Before a mr.wellz puts a bounty on my head

chineke atutu pipooooos

mekk:
Looks like a fabricated tale to me,oops!
Looks like a fabricated tale to me.oops!

yea i understand people like u
if it didn't happen to u then it didn't
happen at all abi?

anyway we are all entitled to our own opinions
its pointless trying to make u believe or not

by the way if thats fabricated hummmm!
shouldn't i get some bows for that lovely pieces

skweezer:
Don’t allow yourself to be deceived all in the name of love. Nowadays you need to open your eyes & shine your face well because love is not blind anymore, In Nigeria all ladies & men are looking who to loot and break your heart, In short true is hard to find and you luckily find one it won’t take anything.

i agree with u totally but i think that is deviating from this topic
WOOING A MAN,,not love
u can woo a person just for the fun of it not for love
it really depends.all i will say is be smart about it cos the
person is also watching u.

lastly its the power u give to a person that he can use over u.
if u make ur self look dump than u will be treated that way

i dont want any of those silly kisses o!


uzzyan what will u do?
driver or , ,,,,,,,,,,

it really feels good for a guy to do the
wooing thing,why? cos to a large extent
its the girls only time too feel good and be
flattered.at this period u have all the guys attention
which is very important. cos as soon as u say yes
and the guy feels in charge hunmm! the music go change
especially if he now chops ur sweet potatoo waoooooo!
he may still love u,(well if he wants u for keeps)but the thing
go change.so whats the point why no just enjoy him do the job

are these the faces of my applicants
ok emmmh krama = laundry guy, check
emmmh ogrebuga = maid, check
beautous that ur face go fine for security o!

u go do my meegarde?

i hope u people are not kissing ur boss o!
that will not be tolerated at all

i dated one of Nigerians big boys in the music industries
once (name with held) it was at about 8 pm in the night
while i was try to get a bus home and this nice car pulled over
me being the kind of girl i am (said in my mind no way will i enter that car at this time)
then he drove back a bit when he saw that i did not move.
wining down a bit i saw his face waooooo my eyes twinkled
this na jack pot men , withing seconds my mind gave a rethink
but i was really trying not to be stupid and to access him very well

he said are u going my way?
putting up a small defense i said NOP!
looking at me again he said i think u should not be here
at this time .well after alot of talks i entered with my liver
in my mouth

after awhile i got relaxed abit well because he was funny
i knew that in his head he knew that i no him as a popular musician
so i decided to play on that by acting dumb to that fact.i asked him
what he does for a living and i could see the shock in his eyes but i didnt behave
like i cared.he then said u mean u dont know me guess what ,i played my game well.
i made him feel i wasn't a music freak and i didn't care about them at all
that was my trek and it worked unlike what might have ended in a one night
thing i held this guy down for 2years pulse before i moved on
as a result of too much female stress


the lesson here is to study him before u play along
like in my case he is use to girls runing to him
but i did it d other way and that just thrilled him
in other words i controlled the game and made
him do the job(4give the long story i just felt it relevant to the topic)

its a tradition here that the lady is wooed by the guy
but if u want to do it the other way then extream skills is needed
becos if it turns out bad,hunnnnm!!!
the feeling is really terrible i must say

yea.i will say doing ur home work is really important in
the art of wooing a guy
sometimes his physical features may make
u think u can go all the way for this guy
and after all ur seductive powers have been
exhausted only for u to now see that he wasn't
worth all ur trouble in the first place.


u have to be really sure b4 u woo a guy
if not ,i will say u let him do the dirty jod but with
ur silent guidance

ok now let me think of my renovation plan?

i need more lights
i need to have water
i need a new bath room
i need to have more cars in my car park
i need more workers to clean the premises
i need a new generator
i need a gardener
i need a maid
i need a driver
i need i cook
i need a car washer
and a laundry guy
ok this is all 4 now

oh! by the way which off the vacancy are u applying for

i beg small small o!

plsssssssss is the pammy here yet
i wan shak this morning men

make my eye for twinkle

its good to no i am the last

u don mess 4 here

*^{gives him a konk 4 lieng}*



haaaaaaaaaa i liked that

na who be this obonjo

u make me feel cool


cry well well !
i fit pity u

u go cry tire to day

u think say i don go abi?


no way my dear
i no dey go to day

na beef*****

look am well o! na kola be that na
mr eleran

so u want to deny ur boobo abi?

wey i see una 2 for junction yersterday

ibkaye:
please, allow me to be the last, just name your price

ok ok ok, i dont want 5million pounds o! if u can tell this ur boyfriend
here to go back or stop then i will too but if not well, 4get it

or is there any one will to try?

seun ke
u don dey sey seun 4 house abi?

modrators chia!



no way ibekaye.

ibkaye:
ok, i will gove you dundu and boli ati epa, you can leave now, thankyou dear

na who send u?

otuocha !

suya ke?

try dundu or boli ati epa

anything is possible

oyes! i no that

bbuhahahhaha
now that i am the last on this thread
i officially close it