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at long last!
yes dear, it's a nice movie too.
now we're trying, ghanaians are adding some spices a little.

one day a man was going home late and he has to pass by a cemetry b4 he reach his house.
he heard a noise frm the cemetry, gathered some courage and asked: who is that?
the voice said: it's me
the man: it's u who?
the voice: the did not spell my name correctly on my gravve so am rewriting it myself

one day an old woman went to the worldbank with three sacks full of money to open a savings account. whn she got there, she insisted on seeing the governor himself, with a lot of argument, they allowed her into the governor's office.
the governor asked: Granny, how did make all this money?
Granny: i do betting

governor: betting? u mean just betting?

granny: yes, for instance i can bet with u that ur balls (testicles) are square.

governor: (in an uncontrollable laughter) u dnt mean it granny.

granny: ok let's bet, if they are square, u pay me 20,000 dollars, if they r round like u think, i pay u 20,000 dollars

the governor so sure of his balls rounds agreed cos he wanted some of the granny's money.

governor: it's a deal

granny: ok i will come with my lawyer tomorrow so get prepared at exactly 9:00am.

that night, the governor stood in a mirror for a long time, examining his balls to make sure that they are round.

the following morning, the granny came with a man (lawyer).

granny: good morning governor, are u ready now?

governor: yes granny.

granny: ok take off ur clothes let's see

the governor did not care abt the supposed lawyers attention cos he tot 20,000 dollars is not a small money. he took off his clothes.

granny: can i hold them n see for my self?

governor: yes! yes of course.

at the moment the granny held the governor's balls, the supposed lawyer started banging his head on a wall.
not knowing the granny went to bet with the supposed lawyer that, today at exactly 9:00am, she will be holding the governor of the world bank's balls in her palms n the supposed lawyer agreed cos he was sure it's not possible (n that bet was 50,000 dollar vice versa)

have u watched the new ghanaian movie by title Princess Tyra?
wht do u think of the movie?
the new actress (the princess)

pls rate it

i cnt stop laffin,

the driver deserves it. (nose poker)

Gosh! my stomach is aching.
imagine someone just slamed the door to my office jst to ask
wht's wrong with me.
i cnt control the laughter

i dated a guy without a car for three years.
we were happy cos there was pure love.
luxury was not wht i was looking for, just happiness.
i never collected money from him, so instead he decided to
buy me gifts cos i wldn't collect his money.

love is the real thing o, all other things will follow
i can date a guy without a car - simple!

benit:
I don't lie because nobody will flog me if I tell the truth and nobody will flog you too. So why do you lie? If as a hobby, then just start telling the truth OK? if you remember you just told a lie, casually tell the person "that was a lie" and then say the correct thing. If you do it long enough, you would have succeeded in training yourself not to lie.

good

@poster
lie has an extended family, one lie leads to banch of lies,
always trying to lie to defend the previous lie u told.
it terrible. the truth some times hurts, n bitter than the word
itself, but heals great pains.
don't think it's a hobby, it's not! it's an addiction and u need to
pray u overcome it. it destroys relationships and breaks hearts.
lies changes one's perceptions about u and might never win the person's
trust or love again.
i pray the Lord Almighty delivers u out of it, drop the spirit of truth in ur being
and orders ur tongue to say the truth! Amen [b][/b]

ariblaze:
i can still date an albino if i meet one that matches my temperament

good

nope. i prefer to give it out forver.
i hate to share with my sis or friend, whn u finish wearing then i also wear it!
hell no! i love to give it out not to share.

The Gardener's daughter

Configur:
i'll slap al of them n al stupid Nairaland users too

lol

@topic
i will slap John Okafor, osuofia, tony umez & jim Iyke

i cnt stop laughing cos of the bombarding this "guru" guy is getting frm some of u.
perfect response from all of u

@Mr. Guru, like someone said, all we have is by Grace, dnt be swollen headed
think of urself high classed, cos u r not.
someone made u who u are so why don't u tune ur fiancee to wht u like instead
of asking this question? i dnt even think u r worth her love.

am going to advice her to dump u like seun said.
oya! am gone

nice one there

NaJa HaJe:
This the reason why I said u need to get to know da person first. Like I also stipulated, Past is Past. She's not still sleeping with that person is she? Its up to you babe. If you are man enough to dismiss it then all well and good. If you can't, don't bother with the relationship because it will cause more problems.

good

desgiezd:
Wouldnt she naturally become a member of your church after marriage?

exactly!

JustGood:
Big Brother is for animals in UK. Maybe it's becoming for animals in Africa too

lol

we as humans are created to serve God.
serving God is wonderful dear, it makes life easy even in your
darkest hour, u have no fear cos of the faith u have in him.
IT IS MORE THAN WORTH IT TO SERVE GOD

hmmmmmmmm

yea, stop exchanging words n let's flow with each other

yea funny

yea funny n true

hahahahahaaaaaaaaa

mine was my final year at the polytechnic. i had finished bathing, my roomate wass't around.
i stripped naked n started smearing cream over body and singing too. i heard someone knocking on
our balcony door n shouted: yesssssss who is it? it was a guy n he thought i said yessss come in.
ha, whn i turned i saw this guy staring, i quickly grabbed my towel n run behind a wardrobe then told him
to go cos my roomate wasn't around. as he stepping out, he kept laughing.
Gosh i never wanted to meet the guy face to face on compus again.

the first one is ooooooooooooh funny
the second one mmmm, i wanna throw up

funny

pls am in a white dress, dnt cause me to fall.

this is tooo funny

this is scary plzzzzzzzzzz

i love cartoons very much o
some of them makes me laugh till tears drop.
i sometimes forget to eat cos of cartoons
i wish am in a cartoon world cos even if a car
hit u flat on the road, u will get up
hahahahahaaa
i dnt think they r meant for kids alone
cos some of the stories a kid cannot easily understands

can u imagine almost all the ladies bathing naked on camera this morning?
is it also part of it? compulsory i mean?
hw would u feel if ur relative or spouse is inclusive?