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Career / Re: Officers Declared Wanted For Insulting Ibrahim Idris Police IG In Public. Photos by Eggcelent(m): 7:40pm On Jan 19, 2018 |
eezeribe: Thanks For The Corrections Noted For Necessary Action |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Tanzanian Government Bans The Posting Of Nude, Raunchy Photos On Social Media by Eggcelent(m): 1:07pm On Jan 19, 2018 |
Interesting Meanwhile, How Does It Impact On Socioeconomic Development Of The Country? Or Is It A Prelude To The Government Controlling Everyday Activities Of The Citizens? 31 Likes 2 Shares |
Career / Re: Officers Declared Wanted For Insulting Ibrahim Idris Police IG In Public. Photos by Eggcelent(m): 1:00pm On Jan 19, 2018 |
The English Ehn? They're Most Be Arrested! Meanwhile, Why Declare Them Wanted? Are They Not Policemen Whose Duty Beats Are Known To Relevant Authorites? Thought You Only Declare Wanted Someone Who Have Absconded Or Evading Arrest 133 Likes 8 Shares |
Politics / Re: RCCG Memo On Members Regiatration With Political Party Of Choice by Eggcelent(m): 5:50pm On Jan 18, 2018 |
This Isn't Recent Date On The Memo Is 2017 January Notwithstanding, Message Is Still Relevant; INFORMED CHRISTIANS WITH GOOD MOTIVES SHOULD JOIN POLITICS 1 Like |
Crime / Re: The Most Corrupt Police Station In Nigeria Is Rumudara Div Police Station, Port by Eggcelent(m): 3:32pm On Jan 18, 2018 |
Exposé Like This Carry More Weight When Specific Instances With Locations, Time, Date, Persons, Amounts Are Clearly Stated Transferring The DPO Only Won't Change Much As Impunity & Corruption Seem To Have Been Ingrained In The Division. Transferring Everyone Out Of The Division At A Go Is Impracticable. Transferring In Batches Won't Achieve Desired Results Either As The New People Will Be Indoctrinated By The Old Hands However, If About 10 Are Made Scapegoats, Others Will Take Dressing. |
Family / Re: How To Show Love And Caring To Your Kids by Eggcelent(m): 3:25pm On Jan 18, 2018 |
Good Piece Especially Useful At This Time When Parents Spend A Lot Of Time Away From Home In Bid To Make More Simple Tips; Easy To Practice |
Politics / Re: 2019: Duke, Ezekwesili, Agbakoba, Utomi In New Alliance, To Battle APC, PDP by Eggcelent(m): 12:33pm On Jan 18, 2018 |
Good Efforts I Wish Them The Best However, I Am Of The Opinion That We Need More Than Just Forming A New Association 6 Likes |
Romance / Re: Big-sized Man And His Fiancé Make Their Pre-wedding Photos Spicy With Raunchy Di by Eggcelent(m): 12:26pm On Jan 18, 2018 |
pyyxxaro: You Must Be Speaking From Experience |
Politics / Re: What Would You Do If You Were To Become Nigeria's President For A Day. by Eggcelent(m): 12:24pm On Jan 18, 2018 |
Invest Massively In Human Capacity Development Empowered Citizens Make Powerful Nations 1 Like |
Family / Re: Parents Who ‘regularly Raped Their Daughter, 12,’ Said ‘better Us Than Some Mani by Eggcelent(m): 12:21pm On Jan 18, 2018 |
Deranged Parents. Funny How People Make Illogical Decisions Sound Logical I Wish The Little Girl Speedy & Complete Recovery |
Nairaland / General / Re: N’delta Militants Demand Restructuring, Threaten Fresh Attacks ON JANUARY 17, 20 by Eggcelent(m): 5:12pm On Jan 17, 2018 |
Common Criminals Using Name Of NDA To Seek Relevance & Achieve Some Selfish Agenda. |
Religion / Re: Simput Eagles Dafup Arrested By DSS For Converting Muslim Girl To Christianity by Eggcelent(m): 2:26pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
This Doesn't Make Sense Has Anyone Seen The Charge Sheet To Know For Certain What He Was Arrested For? Was Anyone There When He Was Being Questioned To Know What His Possible Offences Are? Please, Let Us Stop Fanning Embers Of Hatred. Rather, We Should Ask Critical Questions About Any Piece Of Information Coming Our Way Journalists (Bloggers) Create Sensational Falsehood To Sell (Attract Readers). We Shouldn't Allow Ourselves To Be Misled & Used Thanks 37 Likes 10 Shares |
Events / Re: Portharcourt Nairalanders' Get Together. by Eggcelent(m): 8:39pm On Jan 12, 2018 |
Good Initiative What Is The Agenda? |
Health / 6 Effective Ways To Remove Dental Plaque Naturally by Eggcelent(m): 4:34pm On Jan 11, 2018 |
A perfect smile is considered to be one of the most attractive features a person can have. Unfortunately, there are many things that can harm your teeth, such as smoking, too much caffeine, and irregular dental care. Our seemingly innocent daily habits can actually cause problems such as dental plaque. If you wish to reduce your dental visits, we has gathered a list of natural and simple ways to get rid of dental problems. Baking Soda Baking soda can be used as a natural scrub and it is often used in many remedies. Mix a tablespoon of baking soda with a pinch of salt and simply dip your wet toothbrush into the mixture and brush your teeth as usual. Aloe Vera and Glycerine To make a more powerful natural toothpaste, you’ll need: one cup water 1/2 cup baking soda one tsp Aloe vera gel 4 tsp vegetable glycerine one tsp lemon essential oil Brush your teeth with this mixture and watch as your teeth appear whiter, shinier, and healthier within minutes! Orange Peel After you eat an orange, rub the orange peel on your teeth — it’s an easy way to clean your tooth enamel. It will whiten the teeth and it helps prevent stains and fight off bacteria. After you’re done rubbing for a few minutes, simply rinse it off with some water. Sesame Seeds You can take a handful of sesame seeds, chew on them for several minutes and spit them out for an easy way to clean your teeth and gently remove dental plaque. Afterwards, use a dry brush to remove any remaining seeds. You can also use this scrub to remove stains from your teeth. Vitamin Tooth Mask Mashing up fruits and veggies containing vitamin C is a quick and easy way to create a plaque-preventing paste mask for your teeth. Simply mash together tomatoes, strawberries and oranges and put the paste on your teeth. Wait for 5-6 minutes and rinse. This will help kill any bacteria in your mouth and freshen up your breath. Vinegar Solution This is not the tastiest solution, but it is 100% natural and it cleanses your teeth without causing any damage: 2 tbsp vinegar one tbsp salt 4 oz water Combine the ingredients, rinse and repeat for several days for maximum effect |
Nairaland / General / Re: The Niger Delta Question And Its Population by Eggcelent(m): 2:13pm On Jan 07, 2018 |
Afriifa: "Useless" Is Rather A Strong & Inappropriate Word To Use In Qualifying A Non-abusive Comment Made On Your Post It May Discourage Others From Potentially Contributing You May Wish To Modify The Response In Question. Thanks |
Nairaland / General / Re: The Niger Delta Question And Its Population by Eggcelent(m): 1:45pm On Jan 07, 2018 |
Given Their Spread, I Will Go With The Izons (Ijaw) Bayelsa Is Over 90% Ijaw. Similarly, The Kalabaris, Okrikans & Bonny People Of Rivers State Are Ijaws They Are In Ondo, Delta & Edo States Too. If The Various Subgroups In Calabar Will Agree To Come Under One Umbrella, Then I Will Have They Have Second Largest Population Please, Above Is My Humble Opinion, Though Without Any Statistical Backing 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: How's Your Sunday Going Guys? by Eggcelent(m): 1:33pm On Jan 07, 2018 |
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Health / Re: 14 Bad Habits Affecting Your Health by Eggcelent(m): 11:27pm On Jan 06, 2018 |
Informative Thanks For Sharing |
Religion / Re: Is Nairaland Promoting Athiesm In Nigeria? by Eggcelent(m): 11:24pm On Jan 06, 2018 |
Why Not Give Specific Examples? This Looks More Like Baseless Accusation 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Was Charging My Phone Today.... But What I Saw Weak Me by Eggcelent(m): 6:10pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Was Charging My Phone Today.... But What I Saw Weak Me by Eggcelent(m): 5:39pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
The Battery And/Or Charging Point Has Fault |
Politics / How True? (see Pic) by Eggcelent(m): 5:14pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
True Or False? If True, Why Have We Not Stood?
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Romance / Re: How Many Can Interpret This Chinese Word? by Eggcelent(m): 1:26pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
Politics / Re: Senator Yusuf Abubakar Yusuf Sleeping During Probe Of Fuel Scarcity (Photos) by Eggcelent(m): 9:00pm On Jan 04, 2018 |
Irresponsible Damning |
Sports / Re: Congratulation Yo Arsenal For This... by Eggcelent(m): 12:14pm On Jan 04, 2018 |
Hilarious! |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Inaugurates Additional Locomotives, Coaches In Kaduna. Photos by Eggcelent(m): 12:10pm On Jan 04, 2018 |
Good Development. I Hope The Government's Promise To Link All Major Commercial Towns In Nigeria Through Rail Will Be Met With Needed Political Will. Meanwhile, Measures Should Be Put In Place To Ensures The Trains Are Well Managed. Government May Consider Contracting Private Firms To Manage The Trains. |
Sports / Can Arsenal FC Still Be Considered A Top Club? by Eggcelent(m): 5:09pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
Last Season, For First Time In 2 Decades, Arsenal Couldn't Make The UEFA Champions League. For About 6 Consecutive Seasons Prior To That, They Were Eliminated From The Competition In Round Of 16. They Have Not Won The EPL In About 15 Years. Presently, More Than Halfway Through The Season, They Are 6th On The Log Behind Likes Of Spurs & Liverpool. More Importantly, They Are Averaging Less Than 2 Points Per Match This Season. Based On Above, Can They Be Termed A Big Club? Or They Are Just An Above Average Side? Please, Give Reasons For Your Position |
Sports / Re: New Year: Cristiano Ronaldo Poses With His 15 Individual Trophies by Eggcelent(m): 6:49am On Jan 03, 2018 |
CR7 Is 5 Times BDO Winner As Against 4. Please Note OP @ danieljoel759 |
Romance / 10 Golden Rules For A LIFETIME Love-making by Eggcelent(m): 12:25pm On Jan 02, 2018 |
There’s sex. There’s good sex. And there’s spectacularly good sex. Which would you prefer with your partner? If it’s the latter, here are ten golden sex rules to guarantee that’s what you’ll get. Life’s short. Aim high! LAUGH IT OFF Sex is smelly, noisy, sweaty and unflattering. If you’ve never done anything in bed that’s caused you the slightest bit of embarrassment, you win the award for The World’s Most Boring Lover. The World’s Best has had semen in their eye, pubic hair up their nose, broken wind at the worst possible moment, looked down at their body and thought ‘Jesus! I really should have joined that gym’, tripped over because their knickers were around their ankles and felt stupendously ridiculous because they tried something new and it went horribly wrong. Tracey shared her 10 golden rules for a lifetime of great sex with FEMAIL Your attitude is spot on, if you thought, Who cares!, when any or all of the above happened. You’re having sex, not performing live on You Tube (well, I assume you aren’t). USE YOUR BRAIN Wise up to all the myths. If you really think about things, you’ll realise your best friend isn’t getting it more than you are, simultaneous orgasms are rarer than hen’s teeth, movie sex and porn aren’t even close to the real thing and (the clinchers) real men have erection problems and real women have problems reaching orgasm. In fact, plenty of women wish their sexual organs not only came with an instruction manual but a lifetime warranty as well. USE IT OR LOSE IT Sex problems often aren’t sex problems at all, they’re time problems. If you have to get in time management consultants to achieve this, do it: sort your life out so you’re making time for two sex sessions a week. I don’t care if the grand total of time spent on these two sessions is 10 minutes, it’s just a very good idea to connect sexually twice a week, minimum, unless you’ve got a really good reason not to. (You’ve just had a child). Ideally, you’ll do it three times. If you really want to impress, it’d be nice if you spent at least 10 minutes on two of those sessions and set aside 30-45 minutes for the final one. That’s a commitment of just ONE HOUR each week. I’d say a lot of you are thinking, That’s nothing! She’s undercalling it! Before you get too smug, here are a few random statistics. A quarter of couples have sex once a week. A third have it twice. Only 15% have sex three times a week. Sixty one percent say a long session lasts 45 minutes. Five percent of people watch telly or their ipads while they’re having sex. This is why I’m not being too ambitious. Time yourself: most people don’t spend as much time having sex as they think. There are lots of reasons why you should have regular sex and one big pay off is this – more orgasms, less effort. The more you have sex, the quicker the chemical connection between brain cells because the impulses are travelling along a well-beaten path. BUY A VIBRATOR Nearly a third of all households in the UK reputedly own a vibrator. This makes them more common than cats. There are some very good reasons why every woman and every couple should use a vibrator. Number one: vibration is the most efficient way to stimulate the clitoris and most women orgasm this way. Lots of women only have orgasms using their vibrator. Second: couples who use a vibrator during sex dramatically increase her orgasm frequency. Two very good reasons to have one handy in the bedside drawer (and there are more). GO FOR CHEMISTRY Think about the best goddamn sex you’ve ever had. Was it with the person you’ve loved the most or the person you most lusted after? I’d bet my apartment it was the latter. It’s impossible to have take-my-house-car-children-cash-everything-just-give-them-to-me sex without one vital ingredient: chemistry.While you do need all the technical stuff to keep it going long-term, finding your sexual soul mate makes the whole thing so much easier because if you’ve got colossal chemistry, everything else seems to click into place. SEPARATE SEX FROM LOVE Great sex and true love don’t go together like bacon and eggs. Don’t get me wrong, I’m with you: falling in love is one of life’s most wonderful experiences. When it’s reciprocated, it’s like travelling on one big, fluffy white cloud: light, dreamy and full of joy. When it’s not, it’s like being caught in the centre of a vicious storm: you’re battered, bruised and bashed about. Smart people figure this one out early on: just because your bits fit, doesn’t mean your hearts will too. Just because the sex is out of this world, it doesn’t mean this is the love of your life. Practice safe sex in all senses: don’t wear your heart on your sleeve to the point where you are hopelessly vulnerable. Refuse to be treated badly. Choose partners who are confident people, happy in their own skins: the better they feel about themselves, the better they’ll treat you. STAY FAITHFUL There’s a problem with having a bit on the side – even though I totally see why you’re tempted. No-one can deny our libidos are revived – rather spectacularly – by a new playmate and this is heightened further by having an affair. Sex feels great the first few times because of the newness and the ‘taboo’ infidelity buzz. But once you’re used to the new body, the buzz fades. Even more of a passion killer if you leave and you’re allowed to be with this person (the kiss of death for practically all affairs). Unless you intend to spend the rest of your life skipping onto pastures new, this is why working on making sex great with the same person is a much better idea. Having affairs to keep your sex life perky rarely works out. Besides, it’s exhausting. SAY NO WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY It’s okay NOT to have – or even want – sex all the time. Forget all that social media boasting: everyone’s libido waxes and wanes, affected by hormones and stress levels, career demands, children and health. If the only thing you want to do in bed right now is sleep, fine. Most partners would prefer you said ‘no’ than perform on demand begrudgingly. There’s another reason why saying no occasionally could be a good idea: your sex life might actually be more exciting because of it. The odd refusal adds unpredictability: the minute sex becomes a foregone conclusion, you remove the thrill and chase from the relationship. How to say thanks but no thanks without offending? Instead of ‘I really can’t think of anything I’d less like to do’, try ‘Let’s wait until the weekend so we don’t have to rush and can really enjoy it’. MASTER THE CONDOM What good is it when you’re a committed couple? Well, you might want to use them for contraception rather than just germ-catchers – and they’re rather handy if you’ve got thrush or cystitis and don’t want to play the let’s-pass-it-back-and-forth game. For singles, they’re a necessary evil but much less intrusive if you make them part of pre-intimacy. Don’t always leave it up to him to do the deed: your fingers unrolling it down the shaft (after squeezing air out of the tip first) is far more exciting. http://www.eagleheadline.com/archives/14399 |
Crime / Re: Lord's Chosen Ministries Members Killed In Omoku, Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by Eggcelent(m): 3:46pm On Jan 01, 2018 |
If Confirmed True, Then This Is Most Tragic |
Politics / Re: The Sophistication Of South West Population. by Eggcelent(m): 5:17pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Good Write-up. With Relevant References Developments Based On Foreign-influx Isn't All Bad Provided Wealth Is Retained Within. We Have Examples Of Nations Offering Opportunities To Skilled Foreigners To Come Into Their Countries & Contribute To The Economy. I Hope We Have More Visionary State Governors Across The Country Willing & Able To Maximise Potentials Of Their Domain Once Again, Good Job OP 2 Likes 2 Shares |
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