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1. He is no longer asking you out

When was the last time you both went out together? Quite long back. You need to be alarmed there is something wrong. Your love is losing its warmth and heat.


2. Does he call you often

Do you receive his calls often or not? He reasons out by saying he was busy, absolute rubbish, you were not in his mind. Be careful your love life is being threatened and he is losing interest in you.



3. He sends you text and messages

Your man is avoiding talking to you. He sends you messages and text instead of calling you personally. He probably is not interested in talking to you. Messages are okay with him. He is no longer craving to talk to you.




4. Tells you he is not an ideal relationship material

If he does that he is clearly telling you that you are just a sex object and he will surely dump you soon. So do not expect anything else from him.


5. Hardly plans your date

He takes you on a date but does little planning for it. It is not a much sought after occasion for him and he does nothing to make you feel special and wanted.


6. Makes hollow promises

He just talks about future but hardly do anything concrete in reality. He builds castles in the air and this dreamy world is bound to crack soon. He promises you sun, stars
and moon but gives you nothing than a one night stand. Be careful and dump him before he does the same with you.




7. He calls you in the Last

You feel delighted he called you without realizing that he randomly called you because you are probably last in his book. Others were not available so you are his last minute choice.





8. Avoids the ’Getting To Know You Conversation’

He deliberately avoids talking about his family and relatives. He throws a tantrum when you try to know more about him and his life. He flatters you but hardly understands you. You are a satisfying objects and his actual interest.



9. Is he pushy and gets physical

Does your man always want you in bed? He is always forcing himself into you and wants to be physical. Then surely your love life is hardly a love life. It is a simple physical interest that is drawing him close to you. Had he been in love with you, physical involvement would have been with your approval and not force?



10. Mismatch between his action and words

He is not living up to his words. He says one thing and does another. He is not really interested in you and is not the right man for you. He is too busy and not involved in you


11. You begin and he does not follow

If someone is involved seriously with you, he will follow your conversation instead of being preoccupied in his own world. If he doesn’t respond to your massages and calls, he is not into you.




12. Not introducing you to his friends

Respite of dating for long, you have not met his friends and colleagues, there is surely something fishy about the whole relationship. He is spending some intimate moments with you but is no longer including you in his close circle. Probably you are not the woman he wants.



13. He says we are just friends

If he says we are just friends he is a clever man. He wants to enjoy sex without being emotionally bonded to you. Do not be a fool and just put an end to such a relationship. It will lead you nowhere



14. Is he hooking with other women

If your man shows interest in other women, he is truly not your possession. Save yourself from a heartache and move ahead for the better.





15. Doesn’t want to marry you

If he doesn’t want to be tied to you for the rest of his life, he is not your man for sure. An ideal relationship should end in marriage, if this does not happen then the relationship was not worth the time spent.

Sad part is some will never learn

1. Inner feelings

Men generally do not express how or what they feel. They are a bit shy probably or do not know how to display their feelings.
2. Care

Care and concern is the next thing that most of the men fail to display. They might be having high concern and regard for their partner but when it comes to expression, most of them fail.
3. Admiration for partner’s traits

Only few men are in the habit of acknowledging and admiring their lady’s qualities and encouraging them. They are bitten by ‘male ego’ and find difficult to see beyond that.
4. Pain and joy

Expressing or telling about what hurts them or what brings joy is again a difficult task for most of men. They believe that the women should know it all naturally.
5. Never tell when they need support

Men are very discrete in telling when they need any emotional assistance from women. They find it a weak way to show they require support.
6. Take time in making positive remarks

Remarks like , ‘your dress is beautiful, you are looking beautiful today or how sexy you look in this dress’ are not easily said by most of the men. Now this is a grave error for maintain the sustainability or viability of your relationship. Women love to hear remarks obviously the good ones. So if you unnoticed your lady, you are ignoring her and she will not like it for sure.
7. While making sexual advances

This is another area where men are known to fail when it comes to expression. Men are born lovers, yet they want the women to make the first move. This boosts their chauvinistic ego.
8. Say “I love you”

This is the worst of all said and mentioned so far. Few men often take time in speaking three golden words, “I love you.” No matter how much strongly involved you are unless you do not express how on earth your lady would know about your sentiments. So speak a loud what you feel and don’t hesitate.
9. About failures

Men hate to discus or even mention about their failures and shortcomings. They despise expressing when and how they failed.
10. Hate talking about past

Men for some reason do not like to talk about their past. On the contrary women love to be retrospective. Probably men find it boring to discuss or talk about the gone things and events.

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1. Attire:

They just love women in baggy and casual outfit, walking in style and tremendously beaming with confidence.
2. No make-up:

Usually men are not attracted to heavily painted girls. They love the natural and make-up free look. They rarely pay attention to smokey eyes and dark lipsticks. So ladies do not waste precious time and money and just be natural.
3. Lively wit:

It is not physical contact that can only draw men towards you. Your vivacious wit and sharp humor can do wonders in attracting men towards you. So be smart and witty. Simply crack a joke and get men wooed.
4. Lingerie:

The weirdest thing that men like is the lingerie that does not match. Do not just run after a paired bra and panties, show that you are not prepared and see how hot and desired he will be.
5. Sexy curves:

Curvy is definitely sexy. Flat and skinny figures do not attract men. Love handles and curves never fail to get noticed.
6. Intelligence:

Traits like intelligence, confidence, decisive nature, sexual openness and emotional maturity attract men as they love to be close to intelligent people rather than dumb and beautiful women. Beauty with brains is appreciated. Go ahead and flaunt your real self. Mere display of beauty is not sufficient enough. Show your sensuality and express your wildest fantasies because that is what men like.
7. Baggy tee at bedtime:

Sounds strange, but that is what men love to see a woman in. Men like women in casuals and want to explore. They do not get turned on by women in formals.
8. Eye Contact:

Never shy away from your man. Just put your point emphatically and look into his eyes. Eye contact makes you irresistible and stronger.
9. Unkempt hair:

Women think that men are attracted by properly knit hair which is not true in real sense. Unkempt hairs attract men as they simply love bed-hair and kohl smudged eyes.
10. Orgasm:

Women believe that orgasm should not be expressed before men. This is absolutely false, displaying orgasm is an indication that a woman is strong enough to express her sexuality- something that men just long for.

Sexuality is an intimate and personal thing and should be expressed instead of being bottled up.

Dating is a different arena altogether.


No stability



A man with no stable job is clearly not a good prospect. A freelancer is another thing but a man no stable income is a bad provider. Though everyone is allowed to choose a profession they want, considering a future together and any children to come out of your union should clearly not suffer. A man depending on you is also a risk you will be taking in the long run. Hence, pick a guy who has stability of job and who is capable in the arena of work.

Bad Saver/ Miser

A spendthrift is the second quality we would say stir clear off. Spending on you a couple of times or splurging once or twice is a good thing. But down to your last penny every time and no saving for the raining day is not what you want to live with.
Cannot Make A Good Friend

A couple is also supposed to be friends, companions. Why is that once you’re old, you need a companion? Friendship introduced in a relationship can often make things even more fun. If the man finds it hard to respond or act like a friend but bosses you around like a kid, ditch the guy, as you don’t want a father around but a man.

Blind With Jealousy/ Possessiveness

Let’s admit it ladies, a bit of jealousy or possessiveness is sexy; it shows that the man cares but let’s draw the line at that. Too much can either indicate a personality disorder, complex? You don’t want to be straddled with a case of domestic violence or an unbearable relationship. Observe, while you are getting to know a prospective partner you will automatically unravel the personality traits.

Mama’s Boy

We are not sure if this is a turn on. Nope, it’s quite a turn off. Many women say that the moment they spot a mama’s boy, their flame can be whipped off. Hence, decide if you are ok with this or you want a man to do by as you say.

Lacks A Sense Of Humor

This can be killer. No sense of humor spells ‘no light moment’. You don’t want an equivalent of the boot camp. Try to make him lighten up. If the guy is too uptight, dump him and he won’t be any longer.


Defies Equality

Hey girl, it’s the new era of forward thinking for both the sexes. Gone is the Victorian era and the life of just a housewife. Do not confuse chivalry all the time. A little bit is nice but if the man does not allow you equality in what’s necessary, give him a shout out about you being no damsel in distress.

Hates Sharing

Well, is this the case? We’re not sure if you’ll like it. To certain extent it will also give him a sense of selfishness. We’re not sure if such a man makes for a good partner. After all, life together is about sharing, commitment and compromise.
Puts You Down In Private Or Public

This is an extreme case we are taking. Though no partner who cares enough will do this, some partners who have a complex get satisfaction by doing this. It stems with acceptability. At times a partner does not think of you as good enough or stupid. Hence, get the guy a piece of your mind and move on.

Lacks Basic Etiquettes

The society or even your family will expect your partner to behave in a particular manner. The
society has some norms of conduct. You hardly want to be alienated for your partner’s misbehavior. Rather than spend a lifetime putting up with it for a lifetime, think before you start with it all together.

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The Eyes Have It: We've all heard the proverb, "The eyes are the window to the soul." If he's interested in you, he'll focus on you with those piercing peepers and hold it. Return his romantic gaze with a quiet smile and let him know that you are interested. He'll be at your side in no time.





Leaning into Love: If a guy is interested in you, you'll find that his body will lean forward toward yours. This move can be either very subtle or extremely "in your face" (literally!). It's his way of letting you know he'd like to get even closer. Once his interest is piqued, you'll both find it hard to pull away!



Keeping It Even Closer: A vital aspect of the physical nature of romance is reciprocity. Translation: meeting his advances with your own. This not only signals your own interest, but also serves to keep his.


Touching Is a Good Thing: If a guy is interested in you, then he'll want to be near you. He'll also want to take every opportunity to touch you. Maybe it's your arm, your leg, your knee — it doesn't matter, as long as his presence is physical and affectionate. It's his way of letting you know he likes you.





Funny Meeting You Here: Coincidence is out. Serendipity is in. Those so-called "happy accidents" may not be so accidental after all. Perhaps his "surprise" appearance at your favorite Starbucks or hangout is a signal that he's trying to connect with you (but doesn't want you to think he's a stalker!). Take this as a positive sign and make the most of your next encounter. You may find that you share more in common than just an addiction to double lattes.





Listen Closely: How do you know that you have a guy's attention? When he's not talking about himself. It's that simple. The next time you're in a bar, listen closely to any table full of men and you will hear them speaking rapturously about their favorite subject: themselves. For a man to shut up and really listen to what you have to say, you know it must be love (or at least a strong attraction). He'll put that male genetic ADD to rest once and for all after he's found his Miss Right.





The Guy Who Liked Chick Flicks: Okay, we all know he'd much rather be watching the big game, but it's an important sign if he shows an interest in the things you like as well. If he's happy to watch a movie you picked out or doesn't complain when it's time to hit the mall for a little shopping trip, you've made a serious leap forward in the dating game! Give him extra points if he makes the popcorn.





Funny Lady: Can't tell a joke to save your life? Does he laugh at it anyway? Men are very in touch with their sense of humor (women often complain that men never take anything seriously, right?), so if he's sending some hearty laughter your way, it's a good bet he's looking at you as relationship material.




Confidence, Man: If a guy's into you, you make him nervous. He'll get goose bumps or a rapidly beating heart just from being around you. Look for signs like unexplained laughter, sweaty palms and fidgeting. Guys always want to be in control of their emotions — we like to be in charge. If he has trouble doing that around you, it's most likely because you make him nervous and excited. Don't take it for granted; help him to relax, and he'll thank you by being a great guy you can depend on.



The Feeling Is Mutual: Men and women have very different brain chemistries: She is verbal; he is not. He is driven by visual desires, while she is guided by her deep emotions. Women are taught to rationally express their feelings and feel no shame in crying, and men punch things. Therefore, if you get a guy to actually open up and express his emotions, consider it a major achievement in your relationship. Discussing your feelings for each other is a powerful bonding experience for the two of you and serves to strengthen a relationship for whatever challenges the future may bring.

- She's "in your face"
Suddenly, you'll become aware of her presence everywhere -- she "just happens" to show up wherever you hang out; you keep passing her in the hallway at work; she "accidentally" bumps into you; she manoeuvres to stand close to you at a club.

What she's doing is trying to get you to notice her and giving you an opportunity to make the first move. The problem with this female strategy is that a lot of guys are completely oblivious to it and, consequently, throw away a lot of chances to hook up. Men are direct; women are indirect. So, next time a woman starts appearing regularly in your path, be aware that she's likely doing it on purpose.




- She has all the right moves
A lot of people say that bodies can't lie. Nature has programmed humans with a complex set of non-verbal flirting signals that just flow freely when people are interested in someone. These range from the widening of the iris when looking at the object of desire to more overt displays, such as smiling or touching.

Here are a few body language cues to watch out for:
• She points in your direction with her leg, foot or shoulders.
• She leans toward you while talking.
• She plays with or tosses her hair.
• She fidgets with a piece of jewelry (like an earring) or strokes the stem of her glass.
• She keeps her eyes locked on you while she talks or drinks.
• She mirrors your body movements (for example, if you put your hand on the table, she quickly does the same).
• She smiles when you check her out.

If you become aware of a cluster of these signals, you can almost be sure that she's giving you the green light for romance.




- She's never too busy
This is a cardinal rule in the dating game: If a woman is interested in going out with you, she will make herself available. This means that she will give you her work number or e-mail address, she will quickly answer or return your call and she will accept your invitation to get together -- and if she's busy on the day you specify, she will say something like, "Well, I can't this Saturday, but next Saturday would be fine."

You'll never hear from an interested woman things like, "I'm really busy right now" or "Let me check my schedule" or "I just got out of a bad relationship, so I'm all mixed up about men." Even if she's actively dating someone else, she will keep the lines of communication open with you for the possibility of future contact.


- She's curious about you
A woman who's interested in you wants to know everything about you (so she can talk about you with her girlfriends). She will quiz you about your family, your background, and your tastes in things like food, music and movies. Very often, what she's doing is trying to catalog your interests so that she can mimic your likes and dislikes in order to bond with you. If you're crazy about hot-air ballooning, suddenly, she is, too.




- She uses "The Probe" on you
"The Probe" is the female tool used for ascertaining a man's financial resources. The Probe seems like a series of casual questions, but behind it is a ruthless calculator that's ticking away. When a woman first meets a man that she might be interested in dating, she will quiz him on his job, where he lives and what kind of car he drives -- all within the confines of a natural conversation. If you give the "right" answers, then the flirting signals will follow. But if you aren't up to her "standards," she's gone in a cloud of dust



- She "futures" you
An interested woman is wide open for any future plans with you. In fact, she will often say something like, "Oh, you like bowling, too? We should do that some time." When she's operating in this mode, make no mistake about it -- she wants you to ask her out.





- She's on pins and needles
If she's really interested, she'll be as nervous as a cat around you, especially if you're clueless about reading her signals. Of course, she could be just a normally shy person, so watch how she interacts with others. If she's only fidgety around you, then she's probably thinking romance.





- She's jealous of other women you talk to
She has the green-eyed monster on her back. An interested woman will watch her competition like a hawk (and with talons bared). So if you notice her steaming just because you're joking around with other women, you can be sure that she wants you to be more than just her friend.

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ducation stakeholders on Monday called for the immediate prosecution of all candidates allegedly involved in malpractice during the just concluded Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) organised by the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB).


The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) quotes JAMB as saying that out of 1.5 million candidates that sat for the examination, results for 27,266 were being withheld for examination malpractice. Reacting to the situation in separate interviews, the stakeholders expressed the urgent need to prosecute such offenders, to forestall future occurrence.

Mr Femi Omokungbe, Chairman, Academic Staff Union of Polytechnics (ASUP), Yaba College of Technology chapter, said government must be alive to its responsibility by ensuring the prosecution of examination cheats.

"There is a provision in the constitution to prosecute any candidate found involved in any form of examination malpractice. As long as no action is taken against those found culpable, examination malpractice would continue to persist among our youths."

"We must seek a way of punishing offenders to serve as deterrent to others. What we just witnessed during the release of results by the JAMB Registrar-- where we saw handsets built into slippers-- is a clear sign of the level of corruption in the country,” Omokungbe said.

He blamed parents for the high rate of examination malpractice during most external examinations as they were prepared to ensure the success of their children and wards at any cost.

"A lot of today’s parents are very desperate to ensure success at all cost for their children and they go as far as buying questions for their children and even bribing examiners. "But all these could be reduced if those found guilty are prosecuted and jailed, including their parents, if they are also found culpable,” he said.

Omokungbe said the high rate of malpractice had justified the Post UTME put in place by universities in their attempt to screen and select credible candidates.

For Prof. Ukachukwu Awuzie, President, Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), the outcome of the March 24 examination showed the total collapse of the education sector.

He told NAN on telephone that the challenges in the sector should not be left to the government alone, but should rather be a collective effort of all the stakeholders.

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1. The Barbie.
The only thing Barbie has, is her pretty face. Finish. She’s the type of woman that doesn’t know much about anything. Hell, she doesn’t care much about anything! As long as her pretty face is intact, the world can burn for all she cares.

2. The Drama Queen.
Avoid this person like a plague, even as a friend. She has no qualms about creating a scene over a perceived sin. She would bawl her eyes out loudly in public if she feels you don’t love her; or love her enough. She cries, she’s passionate and yes, she looooves the attention.

3. The Possessive/Obsessive Clinger.
Similar to Miss DQ above, but she doesn’t have the need to cause drama; she has a need for YOU. At all times. She calls thrice an hour. Her first question always is ‘Where are you?’ If you don’t pick up because you’re getting chewed up by your boss, expect the multi-page accusatory text messages to start flooding in. She gets upset when you have the barest interaction with another woman. She wants to be the only presence in your life. Before she goes the way of Cameron Diaz’s character in ‘Vanilla Sky’, quickly give her the boot.

4. The Wife.
She is not interested in dating. She doesn’t want a boyfriend: she wants a husband. She wants to marry. Now! One date and she’s ready to meet your parents. Two weeks on and she has chosen the names of the children you will have together. Nobody said women were logical creatures but then, life – as well as love – is in stages. I’m not sure I like you yet and you’re already choosing aso ebi… slow down madam.

5. The Party Animal.
There’s nothing wrong with letting your hair down and having fun occasionally. When it now becomes a way of life, nne, we have a problem. Sometimes one needs to chill and enjoy the other person’s company. Not this lady. She knows all the happening places in Lagos. And Abuja. And London. Her friends are going. And she must be there too. The party animal will be bored with you in no time.

6. The Cheat.
Seriously, do I need to explain this? There is no way in the world to have a meaningful relationship with someone who’s cheating on her boyfriend with you. Even if she gets out of that relationship and starts a new one with you, you know that she has no qualms about infidelity. She’s going to cheat on you too. Period.

7. Nairabody.
“I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she aint messing with no broke n…” This is the type of woman who craves the finer things in life and expects a man to provide them. She’s with you only for the money. She might actually ‘like’ you, but if you can’t buy her things and generally assume responsibility as her personal cash dispenser, forget it; you can’t get five minutes of her time. She’s a pro at using sex as a tool: you get it when you pay. The moment she finds a more affluent man (that is if she doesn’t have a bunch of you suckers around her pinky already), she’s going to kick your broke behind to the curb. Expecting a steady stable relationship from Nairabody is futile. There are better ways to waste time and money.

8. Your neighbour’s teenage daughter.
Forget how she looks in a tank top. There’s a law against that type of thing.

1. The Control Freak
Many women have had their lives turned upside down by a control freak. He has an overwhelming desire to control every detail, even when it’s out of his hands—be it the weather, traffic or your life. True, women like a guy that is manly, but manly isn’t the same as domineering. Before you know it, you soon start to lose your identity and become a creation of his. That isn’t love; it’s a dysfunction and you need to believe it.

2. The Abuser
A control freak will almost always become an abuser, but not all abusers start out as control freaks. In fact, abusers are usually nice guys until their anger kicks in. How many times have we heard an abused woman say, “He’s not like that o. It’s only when he’s angry that he lashes out”? If a guy belittles you, tells you you’re worthless, or insults you, that is abuse. If he forces you to do things you’re not comfortable with, that’s abuse. It may initially look like a temper issue, but physical abuse soon follows, and no woman deserves that. Do not date an abusive man—no matter how alternately nice he is.

3. The Man-child
He doesn’t have to be younger that you are as many women assume that men younger than them are automatically immature. He could be much older but his brain is stuck in adolescence, thinking like a 13-year-old and always craving your validation. Being in a relationship with this man will always leave you drained, because it’s feels like you’re raising a child.

4. The Ghost.
You see him only when he wants to be seen. One minute he’s doting on you and everything’s peach; the next, poof! He vanishes and you can’t reach him by phone, text, BBM, mail, tweet— nothing! He’s not dead; he simply does not want to be reached. This is 2012—there’s a way to stay in touch if you want to. Forget his elaborate explanation when he does reappear, all na wash. He definitely has another life that he doesn’t want you to be part of.

5. The Unambitious.
If a guy cannot say what his goal in life is, strike his name off the list. Waiting for his grandfather’s will is not an ambition, neither is playing the visa lottery every year. The country is hard, but that doesn’t mean we cannot have workable dreams, no matter how nascent.

6. Mr Chop my money.
All he has is money. Not character, finesse, values or even an education. Just money. Unfortunately as women very well know, money isn’t everything; this guy can buy you fine things but he can’t treat you with sensitivity. Being with him will cause you to live a life of quiet desperation.

7. The Fairy-tale prince.
Everything you ever prayed for, even things thatyou know yourself are unrealistic; this guy has it all. He’s handsome caring, attentive, charming, well dressed, tasteful, generous—in short, he’s flawless. You feel he’s too good to be true and he probably is. All men have flaws, but this man doesn’t have any? It’s all an act. Once he’s had his fill of you, the charade stops and you see his true self. To him it’s a game and he enjoys the thrill of the chase, the delightful deceit and the abrupt end. Nobody said men were emotional creatures but some do and relish the chance to practise their adroitness.

8. The Guy who just doesn’t want you.
There are guys whom you like and no matter how you try, they simply don’t want YOU. They could be taken, gay or blind. Rejection hurts, but it’s part of life. Move on. While you still have your dignity, in God’s name, move on.

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