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CrimeRe: Ghana To Deport 72 Nigerian Prostitutes by egwekwe: 10:14pm On Sep 21, 2018
Good.....Olosho price will crash now due to more competition...


Welcome home,our sisters grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: 99% Of All Hoes Made Their Money From Nigerian Men – Huddah Monroe by egwekwe: 5:56pm On Sep 20, 2018
Naija man A.K.A Animashaun grin grin grin


A good prophet is only valued outside his environment.

All those tooth pick Nigeria slay Queen's don't value us enough

Time to port to other african countries to continue my salvation
RomanceRe: If U Like Turning Guys Into ATM Machines SEE THIS by egwekwe: 9:59pm On Sep 19, 2018
Liliyann:
Only broke and improvised guys that are probably squatting with their friends are the ones that complain and cry a lot on how they were duped by ladies!!!

While the rich are busy making money and happily spending on their girl,the broke ones have turned to "MENIST" on Nairaland!!
Always quick to call a girl a gold digger!!
My advice is for you to go and make money coz no lady was born to suffer!!
This fat hippo sef......Who let the dogelephant out
PoliticsRe: Fashola At Work: Why Is No One Talking? by egwekwe: 9:22pm On Sep 10, 2016
Isn't that the same sagamu to ore expressway that was reportedly constructed by Gej
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s GDP Crashes To 25-year Low by egwekwe: 8:32pm On May 20, 2016
youngeagle:
The dullard have really bastardized the country!
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Yes we are not happy with this administration but abusing of the office and personality of a president is nonsensical.

Be a reasonable wailer
PoliticsRe: NLC Protest Ongoing In Beere Ibadan (Photos) by egwekwe: 12:50pm On May 18, 2016
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BusinessRe: UBA Appoints Five New Executive Directors To Group Board by egwekwe:
Igbo conglomerate.
CrimeRe: Igbo And Yoruba Traders Clash At Ladipo Market by egwekwe(op):
[l grin grin
CrimeRe: Igbo And Yoruba Traders Clash At Ladipo Market by egwekwe(op):
angry
CrimeRe: Igbo And Yoruba Traders Clash At Ladipo Market by egwekwe(op): 7:25am On May 18, 2016
Lalasticlala,Seun.

This is the most unbiased and professional reporting.
CrimeIgbo And Yoruba Traders Clash At Ladipo Market by egwekwe(op): 7:21am On May 18, 2016
7 injured, 8 vehicles burnt, 15 vandalised as Igbo, Yoruba traders clash at Ladipo Market •Only 4 wounded — Police


There was palpable tension around Ladipo Auto Spare Part Market on Tuesday afternoon as no fewer than seven people were injured in a clash between Yoruba and Igbo traders at the market.

There was heavy shooting as the two factions battled each other, while security operatives attempted to put the situation under control. Goods worth millions of naira were in the process destroyed with 15 vehicles vandalised, and eight others set ablaze.

It was gathered that prior to the Tuesday clash, Yorubas and Igbos in the market had been in supremacy battle over collection of levies at the market.

Lagos Metro gathered that Yoruba traders had reportedly accused their Igbo counterparts of collecting levies at portions that belong to them (Yorubas).

A trader who identified himself as Famas, told Lagos Metro that: “the problem on Tuesday started when Igbo traders reportedly ordered Yoruba traders not to display their goods, until after the weekly sanitation exercise. The Yoruba people accused them of displaying their own goods, while preventing the Yoruba traders from doing so. That was when a serious misunderstanding ensued.”

“The Yoruba traders mobilised one another and started throwing away the goods displayed by the Igbo traders,” Famas added.

Both factions freely used various dangerous weapons on each other, leading to injuries to no fewer than seven people and millions of naira worth of goods destroyed.

Policemen from Area D Police Command and Operatives of the Rapid Response Squad (RRS) were drafted to forestall further breakdown of law and order.

The image maker in charge of the state police command, Dolapo Badmos, in her reaction, insisted that the police had taken total control of the area and also added that only four people were injured.
http://tribuneonlineng.com/node/39668
WebmastersRe: How To Submit Your Site/blog To Facebook Free-basics by egwekwe: 6:41am On May 18, 2016
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Foreign AffairsRe: Hilarious Quotes From Robert Mugabe by egwekwe(op): 7:53pm On May 17, 2016
grin grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsHilarious Quotes From Robert Mugabe by egwekwe(op): 7:47pm On May 17, 2016
Robert Mugabe's Famous Quotes

1. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer b'se it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"

2. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

3. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private”

4. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

5. If you are a married man, and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.”

6. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.

7. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.

8. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

9. Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.

10. Cigarette Is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.

11.Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still bothers me..."

12.No sex before marriagehuh
If that was God's plan you would receive your penis/ vagina on your wedding day. Robert Mugabe

13.it'sbetter for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it...than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn't even drill.


Feel free to add yours.
RomanceRe: <<< ILLEGAL CONTENT REMOVED!!! >>> by egwekwe: 4:48pm On May 17, 2016
Those guys are just rubbing there genitals against there body.

Nothing is going in or coming out.

This is the effect of watching too much Hollywood movies who loves having cow girl position sex.



Speaking from experience
PoliticsRe: Ambode Commissions Mall In Ikorodu by egwekwe: 3:00pm On May 17, 2016
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BusinessRe: Coping With Businesses That Involves Selling On Credit. Advice Needed by egwekwe: 6:57am On May 17, 2016
Credit is synonymous to free gift here in Nigeria
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70% of your customer won't pay back and with the current situation of things in the country,You will be hearing excuses such as "you know the situation of things Na in this country, come back tomorrow".

The irony of it is that situation of things in the country keeps getting worst, so tomorrow will never end.
CareerRe: Life As A Nurse – The Male Perspective by egwekwe: 6:54am On May 17, 2016
But you enjoyed the attention of the female nurse.

Op,when are you coming back to share us your sexcapades as a nurse? I'm pretty sure many of us can't wait to read that.
TravelRe: Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport To Be Closed, Says Minister by egwekwe: 9:00pm On May 16, 2016
Is this not the same airport renovated by Stella oduah?

Tribalism really blocked the senses and brain of my kinsmen not to know this woman was a fraud.


If only Richard Bradson was allowed to work his magic on our airport then,Stories would have changed now but corruption won't just allow.
PhonesRe: UPDATED: How Tecno Scammed Us (Pix) by egwekwe: 8:45pm On May 16, 2016
Jim ,my sure nigga grin

This Paris is a most oooo gringrin
Nairaland GeneralRe: WOW! Checkout This "Corporate" Windscreen Cleaner Spotted In Abeokuta (photos) by egwekwe: 9:44pm On May 14, 2016
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Science/TechnologyRe: A Solar Car Made By An OAU Student by egwekwe: 6:39pm On May 14, 2016
What now happens if no sun and I am traveling on a journey?
PoliticsRe: Wow This Video Of Onitsha Anambra State Will Surprise You. by egwekwe: 4:39pm On May 14, 2016
We rock.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And Korede Bello Inside Studio (see Here) by egwekwe: 11:37am On May 14, 2016
Ladies like tiwa are the reason why tyre rims are expensive this days.

Look at how big are earrings her. grin
PoliticsRe: Ogun Transport Projects, Catalyst To Socio-economic Development by egwekwe: 9:29am On May 14, 2016
Ogun State is the only state i like and envy in South West.

It's quick rise to economic stardom is phenomenal.

Though the state also has one of the most terrible roads in Nigeria if not Africa.

They should forget Airport and rail way and face roads in border town like Alagbado,Akute,Arepo,imowe,ibafo e.t.c.

The roads there are terrible.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Founded Niger-Delta Avengers – Ex-Militants' Leader, Akpodoro by egwekwe: 10:53pm On May 13, 2016
Are these the set of trained Men/Snipers baba obasanjo was warning us about?

So baba was saying the truth after-all.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Founded Niger-Delta Avengers – Ex-Militants' Leader, Akpodoro by egwekwe:
If you believe that boko haram are buhari's boy and Avengers are not Gej's boy,then you are sick.


The skills,weapons and gut this guy's display on a short period of time is a pointer that they are been funded by a very powerful man with high connection.

It might not be Gej but definitely by one of his kinsmen.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Founded Niger-Delta Avengers – Ex-Militants' Leader, Akpodoro by egwekwe: 10:52pm On May 13, 2016
Imagine.Trying to make Buhari look bad just to look good.

Trying to re-write history in your favour.

Gej,your days are numbered and posterity will judge you.
Technology MarketRe: Etisalat Promo Get Etisalat 7gb #1000/15gb #2000 by egwekwe: 9:36pm On May 13, 2016
maxibrainz:
Data sent
I've received it and I promise to give a honest feedback on the data deduction type.
Technology MarketRe: Etisalat Promo Get Etisalat 7gb #1000/15gb #2000 by egwekwe: 8:22pm On May 13, 2016
This a good Sme plan only that Airtel deducts it * 2.

1gb is 500mb that makes 500mb for 500 naira.

Airtel sef dey offer 3gb for 1500.

Oga come with a better plan than this then I would buy from you.

Till then, make I go dey use 3gb for 1k on Airtel.

But since you dey offer Awoof 30mb,make I join una.

08083991576
PhonesRe: Latest Airtel 24/7 Data Plans For Heavy Downloaders by egwekwe: 7:48pm On May 13, 2016
phtomay:
Bros you can share this plan oo. The CC told me I could then I fell victim
Bros Abeg shey Na You can or you can't share the data.me and my friends dn contribute to buy the data.

Cn I share the data with other Airtel users?

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