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Sports / Re: Five Things To Know About Sweden Sex Championship by ehisnoah: 1:24pm On Jun 05, 2023
See this world we are gone

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Romance / Re: Viral Video Of A Groom Performing "Tai Chi" At His Wedding Ceremony (pix/vid) by ehisnoah: 7:30pm On Apr 14, 2023
Bvlgari:
Viral video of a groom performing "Tai Chi" at his wedding ceremony


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-zapIdeEbs

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrBEIGDLy5B/?igshid=ZWIzMWE5ZmU3Zg==


It is not Tai Chi, it is Karate. He is performing a karate Kata Called EMPI
Politics / Edo Labour Party Women Host Incoming First Lady Mrs. Margaret Obi (video) by ehisnoah: 3:15pm On Feb 15, 2023
Edo Labour Party host the incoming First Lady Mrs. Margaret Obi at ongoing LP Women TownHall Meeting in Benin City, Edo State. The turnout was massive. The state Women Leader Mrs. Pauline Omogbelehan, led the women in the state to welcome the incoming First Lady showing her the Edo love.

Edo state remains one of the most OBIDENT state in the country.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1625818504850026497
Sports / Re: Clement Lenglet In Tears After Foul Caused Late Penalty In Draw (Photo, Video) by ehisnoah: 11:01am On Feb 23, 2021
Beverlyjean:
U are not happy that they got a penalty...but ur little man has been going everywhere searching and scoring only penalties this season and claiming goat


You such an intelligent fellow, Pessi scoring penalties while CR7Airlines is still flying high

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Religion / Re: What's The Difference Between The Spirit And The Soul? by ehisnoah: 9:07am On Jul 14, 2019
Man is a spirit that has a soul, and the spirit lives in the human body.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Get Advice On Branded Sourvenirs/gift Items for all occassions. Call 08033705056 by ehisnoah: 2:41am On Dec 23, 2015
For advice on how to get branded gift items and sourvenirs for your weddings, birthdays, programmes, burials, thanksgivings any form of celebration or the other just call now.

08033705056
Jobs/Vacancies / A Photographer With Good Knowledge Of Adobe Photoshop Wanted In Benin City by ehisnoah: 8:15pm On May 05, 2015
A photo studio in benin city needs the services of a photographer who has good knowledge of adobe photoshop for photo editing. He must have a good command of english and also a very sociable person. For more information or contact call 08033705056 and same number for whatsapp and BBpin - 270D8063
Romance / Re: Could This Be The Reason Why Men Cheat? by ehisnoah: 4:59pm On May 04, 2015
psucc:
Men are hypocrites. 90% of those with one wife keep concubines.

. . . again I look at the works of men and all is vanity.


Wonder why you women can't understand some very simple things.
An african man does not cheat, that's why there is no word for cheat in your local dialect( I mean cheat as in a man sleeping with another woman that is not his wife)

Secondly "men cheat" is a cry that women keep crying, who does these men "cheat" is it not with the same women who are crying.

Funny a young nigerian girl sleeps with a married man, she is sharp. She gets married and another young girl sleeps with her husband , she is now crying " cheat" and scream "Holy Ghost Fire" in her prayers, may God save u all women folk.
Sports / Re: Who Is The Better Midfielder Amongst This Guys by ehisnoah: 11:02am On Apr 25, 2015
Pirlo is miles ahead of everyone else. Creativity, pass accuracy, midfield control, game influence not so mention free kicks and deadball crosses. He only losses points to some of the others when it comes to marking.

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Family / If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by ehisnoah: 10:30am On Apr 12, 2015
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha!

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Romance / Re: Hilarious: Tells Us What Is Going Through This Groom's Mind [photo] by ehisnoah: 7:58pm On Dec 11, 2014
He seems confused

na by force to sign certificate marry

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Sports / Paul Scholes Remark About Man Utd Signing Of Luke Shaw by ehisnoah: 5:02pm On Jun 27, 2014
Paul Scholes remark about Man utd signing of Luke Shaw

"The proposed 34 million pound transfer for the 18-year-old Luke Shaw to Manchester United is another example of something which has a bad long-term impact."

"For a left-back to be worth 34 million pounds shows how silly the game has gone. For that money I want a centre-forward who's going to score 30 goals a season."
Webmasters / Difference Between A Website And A Blog by ehisnoah: 11:02am On Oct 17, 2013
What's a Blog?

A blog is a series of content (called "posts"wink that are usually organized by date with the most recent post showing first. Many blogs also have the posts organized by category for convenient browsing.They have comment forms at the end of every post that allow the readers to give the author feedback

and interact with other readers.Blogs (taken from the phrase "web logs"wink were originally created for personal journalism. Now people use them in place of a website, or in some cases, they own both.

When to Blog

Blogs are best when you have a topic that compels you to write fresh information on a consistent basis. That's why a lot of news-oriented websites are moving toward blogs.

People who read blogs often use a functionality called RSS, which allows them to subscribe to your blog's content with an RSS reader.When they open up their reader, they can see the latest headlines from your blog at a quick glance. That's why it's important you choose a topic where you can provide fresh content on a regular basis. Otherwise, people may stop reading your blog if they see you aren't writing enough new content.

What's a Website?

Just like a blog, a website is a collection of content called web pages. Unlike a blog, the pages are not usually organized by date.With websites, you have a more control of your site's layout because it's easier to work directly with the code.

Now, of course, if you take the time to learn CSS, HTML, PHP, etc. you can change the layout of a blog as well. However, it's not quite as straightforward since blogs are made up of several different files and the coding is a bit more complex. With a website, you can manage your entire design in a software program so editing the overall layout and design is a little easier than managing the layout of a blog.


For More: http://mywilliamarts..com/2013/10/website-vs-blog.html#more
Politics / Is It True That Ondo State Governors Bury Their Predecessors? by ehisnoah: 8:36pm On Oct 05, 2013
Stumbled on this wondering if its true

Ondo state incumbent Governors always bury their predecessors.
1, Adefarati buried Ajasin.
2, Agagu buried Adefarati.
3, Mimiko will now bury Agagu.
Ain't that a mystery? Agagu buried Adefarati on his birthday, & guess what,yesterday was Mimiko's birthday.

...Has anyone observed this facts before now?

Are they involved in an occult group or is it just a coincidence?
Nairaland / General / Biggest Animal - The 30ft Blue Whale by ehisnoah: 1:23pm On Jul 21, 2013
The blue whale (Balaenoptera musculus) is a marine mammal belonging to the suborder of baleen whales. At 30 metres (98 ft) in length and 180 metric tons (200 short tons) or more in weight, it is the largest known animal to have ever existed. The Blue Whale’s tongue weighs around ....http://ehisnoah..com/2013/07/biggest-animal-30ft-blue-whale.html

Family / World Oldest Marraige by ehisnoah: 11:29pm On Jun 23, 2013

Travel / Taj Mahal: One Of The Eight Wonders Of The World by ehisnoah: 9:07pm On Jun 02, 2013
Taj Mahal is regarded as one of the eight wonders of the world, and some Western historians have noted that its architectural beauty has never been surpassed. The Taj is the most beautiful monument built by the Mughals, the Muslim rulers of India. Taj Mahal is built entirely of white marble. Its stunning architectural beauty is beyond adequate description, particularly at dawn and sunset. The Taj seems to glow in the light of the full moon. On a foggy morning, the visitors experience the Taj as if suspended when viewed from across the Jamuna river.

Taj Mahal was built by a Muslim, Emperor Shah Jahan (died 1666 C.E.) in the memory of his dear wife and queen Mumtaz Mahal at Agra, India. It is an "elegy in marble" or some say an expression of a "dream." Taj Mahal (meaning Crown Palace) is a Mausoleum that houses the grave of queen Mumtaz Mahal at the lower chamber. The grave of Shah Jahan was added to it later. The queen’s real name was Arjumand Banu. In the tradition of the Mughals, important ladies of the royal family...

continue story:http://ehisnoah..com/2013/06/taj-mahal-one-of-eight-wonders-of-world.html

Foreign Affairs / Weird Fact's About Adolf Hitler by ehisnoah: 1:17am On May 17, 2013
The name “Adolph” means “noble wolf.”

Hitler’s father’s name was originally Alois Schicklgruber but changed it to Alois Hitler in 1876, 13 years before Adolf was born. He later said that nothing his father had done had pleased him so much as when he changed his name.

Hitler’s family had for generations been a peasant family, small holders in the Waldviertel, a poor area in the northwestern part of Lower Austria, bordering on Bohemia. The people there had a reputation for being hard nosed, dour, and unwelcoming.

Hitler’s father was married three times. First to a woman much older than himself, then to women who were young enough to be his daughters.

Klara Polzl (1860-1907) was Hitler’s mother and was the eldest of only three surviving children out of 11. Officially, Hitler’s father, Alois, and his mother were second cousins and needed government permission to marry.

read more: http://ehisnoah..com/2013/05/adolf-hilter-weird-facts-about-dictator.html

Nairaland / General / Re: World's Shortest Man Meets World's Shortest Woman by ehisnoah: 11:10am On Apr 27, 2013
Tolexander: This topic was posted on the 30th of August 2012 and made homepage.
https://www.nairaland.com/1034130/worlds-shortest-man-woman-meet

still does not make the story bad.
Nairaland / General / World's Shortest Man Meets World's Shortest Woman by ehisnoah: 9:38am On Apr 27, 2013
World's Shortest Man, Chandra Bahadur Dangi (54.6 cm), and the world's Shortest Woman, Jyoti Amge (62.8 cm) meet for the first time in history with help from Guinness World Records. “It was an extraordinary moment; they’re both such incredible individuals. Everyone knew this was a special moment, and the atmosphere was magical,” Guinness World Records adjudicator Marco Frigatti said in a statement. read more: http://ehisnoah..com/2013/04/worlds-shortest-man-meets-worlds.html

Health / World's Fattest Man by ehisnoah: 11:31pm On Apr 25, 2013
The world's fattest man has revealed he has not been able to leave his home for the past ten years.
Keith Martin said he specifically remembers the last time he left the house was on 9/11. Since then he has ballooned to 58 stone and was recently revealed as the heaviest man on Earth. Mr Martin, 42, has said his condition has driven him to the brink of suicide and is now desperately trying to lost weight so reduce his 6ft waistline. Keith Martin may soon hold a new world record without even getting out of bed. Sadly, he'd probably prefer to be able to get out of bed. Read More: http://ehisnoah..com/2013/04/worlds-fattest-man.html

Health / Youngest Mother Ever Is 5 Years Old by ehisnoah: 9:01am On Apr 20, 2013
Born in Ticrapo, Peru, Lina Medina is the youngest confirmed mother in history (medical history) having a child at the age of five years, seven months and 21 days.

read full story: http://ehisnoah..com/2013/04/worlds-youngest-mother.html

Celebrities / Re: Worst Plastic Surgery Of All Times by ehisnoah: 8:03am On Apr 13, 2013
Nobody force her, she wanted to look beautiful
Celebrities / Worst Plastic Surgery Of All Times by ehisnoah: 7:51am On Apr 13, 2013
One of the most famous cases of awful plastic surgery gone wrong, Hang Mioku, a 48 year-old woman from South Korea, became so addicted to plastic surgery that she was left unrecognisable after her obsession led her to inject cooking oil into her face. She had her first plastic surgery procedure when she was 28.
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Properties / Re: World's Tallest Building: The Burj Khalifa by ehisnoah: 11:50pm On Mar 30, 2013
Wetin we go use am do, it will be another wasted venture
Properties / World's Tallest Building: The Burj Khalifa by ehisnoah: 8:25pm On Mar 30, 2013
Burj Khalifa , known as Burj Dubai prior to its inauguration, is a skyscraper in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, and is the tallest man-made structure in the world, at 829.8 m (2,722 ft).
Construction began on 21 September 2004, with the exterior of the structure completed on 1 October 2009. The building officially opened on 4 January 2010 and is part of the new 2 km2 (490-acre) development called Downtown Dubai at the 'First Interchange' along Sheikh Zayed Road, near Dubai's main business district. The tower's architecture and engineering were performed by Skidmore, Owings and Merrill of Chicago, with Adrian Smith as chief architect, and Bill Baker as chief structural engineer.The primary contractor was Samsung C&T of South Korea.

read more: http://ehisnoah..com/2013/03/worlds-tallest-building.html

Sports / World Largest Stadium by ehisnoah: 9:01am On Mar 23, 2013
The Rŭngnado May First Stadium, or May Day Stadium, is a multi-purpose stadium in Pyongyang, North Korea, completed on May 1, 1989. It is regarded as the largest stadium in the world by capacity.
It is currently used for football matches, a few athletics matches, but most often for Arirang performances (also known as the Mass Games). The stadium can seat 150,000, which is the largest stadium capacity in the world and the world's 12th largest sporting venue

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Fashion / World Most Expensive Perfume by ehisnoah: 11:51pm On Mar 17, 2013
Clive Christian "Imperial Majesty"

In 2006 Clive Christian created and released ten limited edition bottles of No1 The Worlds Most Expensive Perfume. Presented in the finest polished Baccarat crystal bottle engraved with the purchaser's name, bearing a five-carat white diamond in an 18-carat gold collar, Clive Christian ensured that the 500ml (16oz) of No1 Perfume was housed in a vessel which truly epitomised absolute luxury.A bottle cost $215,000 per bottle. read more


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Celebrities / Richest Footballer by ehisnoah: 2:04am On Mar 13, 2013
David Beckham has being rated by Goal.com as the richest Footballer in the world with a net worth of 175 million pounds, 60 million pounds more than second place Messi who is worth 115 million pounds

The Top Ten list as compiled by Goal.com

1. David Beckham

2. Lionel Messi

3. Cristiano Ronaldo

4. Kaka

5. Ronaldinho

6. Samuel Eto

7. Wanye Rooney

8. Zlatan Ibrahimovic

9. Rivaldo

10. Rio Ferdinand


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