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Mortiple: No one seems to remember that my team, CHELSEA FC defeated both teams last season. Lol!

I get am before

Goooaaalllllllllllllllllllllll....hey i just wake..watin bi scores??

U called us:-
GAYchester UTD-Yeah,we fukd your team 20 times.
Manurinated Utd-Yeah we urinated on ur respective
teams 20 times.
Manure-Who's the manure now?

One man team-19 different goal scorers,I repeat 19
different goal scorers.
Refchester UTD-U mad bro?Wat u gonna do abt it? _l_
U said UTD are finished after Shitteh won the league
"ON GOAL DIFF".-WE CAME BACK STRONGER N
BETTER.
Personal msg to all
Liverpool fans-Next year will be urs...lolz x'D.....RvP's
the top scorer now b!tches!!!
Chelsea fans-Out of 7 competitions in a single
season.WOW! U must be proud of ur team!
Arsenal fans-Yeah,we took ur talisman n he's won a
Trophy! Butthurt much!
n Finally to all so called SHITTIZENS-MANCHESTER IS
RED DEY SAID!HAHA...NOW ENGLAND IS RED!!! Shup'
noisy shitters!
Title 21,here we come

U called us:-
GAYchester UTD-Yeah,we fukd your team 20 times.
Manurinated Utd-Yeah we urinated on ur respective
teams 20 times.
Manure-Who's the manure now?

One man team-19 different goal scorers,I repeat 19
different goal scorers.
Refchester UTD-U mad bro?Wat u gonna do abt it? _l_
U said UTD are finished after Shitteh won the league
"ON GOAL DIFF".-WE CAME BACK STRONGER N
BETTER.
Personal msg to all
Liverpool fans-Next year will be urs...lolz x'D.....RvP's
the top scorer now b!tches!!!
Chelsea fans-Out of 7 competitions in a single
season.WOW! U must be proud of ur team!
Arsenal fans-Yeah,we took ur talisman n he's won a
Trophy! Butthurt much!
n Finally to all so called SHITTIZENS-MANCHESTER IS
RED DEY SAID!HAHA...NOW ENGLAND IS RED!!! Shup'
noisy shitters!
Title 21,here we come

link to watch
http://premier-league-live.net/live/manchester-united-live-stream/channel-1/

Onwe101: ....pls oga hw many of dis competition ur club qualified for?hehehehe

My club have never won the Champions League and fail to win at least two or three of the trophies mentioned the previous year. You think i support assanal

Chelsea score card for 2013
community shiel X
Uefa Super Cup X
Capital one cup X
UCL X
World club Cup X
FA Cup X
Premiership X
europa(compasation) Pending

Result= 0/7 Fail
How can a club go into 7 competition in one season and failed in all, yet her fans will not let other to rest? All chelsea fans should just STFU still next season ..this season is a massive failure for them.

ShymmexLion: At least we're still in Europe, where's your team??

top of the table

tonididdy: im sad BUT when i remember the europa cup and how we gonna make history as usual"the first team to win the champions league and win the europa league the next season...I SMILE
WE GONNA SHUT DOWN NAIRALAND THAT NIGHT...50pages counting and more.

mumu clubs have done that before...the latest was FC PORTO in 2003 europa ,2004 ucl..so go sleep chelsea have no record to break

Tolexander: Hope he will make a stop over in Abuja to thank GEJ for bringing facebook to nigeria?

i hope so too..atleast to teach so mallams how to use computer

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is to visit Akwa Ibom in next month, the Niger Delta Young Professionals, a non governmental group, has said.Facebook is a social networking service launched in February, 2004, with over one billion active users.The Chairman of the Niger Delta Young Professional, Mr Moses Siasia, made the announcement when he paid a courtesy visit on Gov. Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom on Friday.Siasia said that Zuckerberg had been invited as one of the guest speakers during his groups youth economic summit, scheduled to hold in Uyo from May 28 to May 29.The chairman said that young professionals from the Niger Delta were coming together to promote entrepreneurship, looking at economic challenges in the area.Siasia commended Akpabio for transforming the state through infrastructure such as good roads, healthcare and education.Responding, Akpabio told the group to put in their best in their chosen professions, adding that success could only come with hard work.The governor pledged his support towards the hosting of the summit, commending the youths for not engaging in militancy. (NAN)

http://www.talkofnaija.com/news/267142_facebook-founder-mark-zuckerberg-to-visit-akwa-ibom-next-month

maasoap: Now this is a Fulani's settlement that was razed with 27 Fulanis killed and perhaps mostly women and children, and we won't hear cries. But when they sneak in tomorrow night to avenge the death of their people, noise makers will remember to start crying blue murder. I also read the "perfect" excuse given above for killing 27 of them right in their settlement and yet nobody killed in the "ambush".

hmm a good way of telling them the next line of action...is this country really one? SMH

Malaysia - A Nigerian, caught at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA) with a stash of drugs in his stomach, pleaded guilty to having 389.8gm of methamphetamine and slapped with 18 years jail by the High Court here.
Francis Ikenna Nwannochie, 27, was also ordered to be given 10 strokes of the cane by Justice Datuk Abdul Alim Abdullah after he pleaded guilty to drug possession at the Customs inspection counter at the KLIA arrival hall in Sepang between 11pm on Feb 29, 2012 and 6.55pm on March 2, 2012.
The judge, who ordered Nwannochie's jail term to run effective from the date of arrest, said the latter was lucky to get away with an alternative charge of drug possession instead of the initial drug trafficking charge that carried the death sentence upon conviction.
According to the facts of the case, Nwannochie was detained on Feb 29, 2012 when Customs authorities noticed him walking in a suspicious manner.
On March 1, 2012, he was brought to the Serdang Hospital where an X-ray showed the presence of a foreign lump inside his stomach. The lump was later found to consist of 54 capsules of methamphetamine.
Deputy Public Prosecutor Harris Ong Mohd Jeffery Ong appeared for the prosecution while counsel L. A. Gomes represented the Nigerian.

http://news.naij.com/28924.html

Knowledge9000: I have been following majority of the post on here and what I have observed and continue to observe is the insensitivity of many Christians posters brush painting all Muslims as being directly or indirectly involved in all these attacks. Let me get this straight into your knuckleheads...JTF is comprise of 80% Muslims...yes, go an verify this. If this majority Muslim JTF are killing Boko Haram members without fear nor mercy, where is the assumption that Muslims are behind all these. One of the greatest problem Nigerians have is unable to think and reason. Learn to relax and think deeply before you speak.

80%? are you for real? have you been to the Military Barracks before and you can convinced us that you have more muslims soldiers? i dont think so bro.....i have been in many Military formation in the country and your accesment is way wrong.i think they are less than 40% if not 30%.

punch reports

http://www.punchng.com/business/business-economy/fg-begins-work-on-10-new-rail-lines/

ewet: what is the size of the military in nigeria and hw much and wht percentage of our GDP do we spend yoy

About 150,000 personnel

sheyie2007: Considering joining the navy

Its not considering, its if they will accept you!

Two officers of Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps, NSCDC, were ambushed and killed by police officers attached to Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation according to information relived by eyewitnesses and also confirmed with the spokesperson of the NSCDC in Lagos, Okeh Emmanuel.

Two officers involved in anti-vandal activities were fatally shot as they drove in the NSCDC operational vehicle after arresting four vandals of pipelines belonging to the NNPC after they were caught siphoning fuel.

Some officers were also injured in the attack which took place in the Ikorodu axis of Lagos.

The vandals escaped after the fatal attack leading NSDCDC officials to believe the vandals were in cahoot with the police.

A wounded officer said the vandals made several phone calls to the police officers before they opened fire on the NSCDC patrol van. A police ID card, a gun and Walkie-Talkie belonging to one Inspector Sunday Gabriel were retrieved from the scene of the attack.

The Nigerian police spokesperson in Lagos did not respond to inquiries regarding the attack.

Earlier this year, Ogun State Governor, Senator Ibikunle Amosun publicly accused officials of NNPC of conniving with pipeline vandals to undermine the Nigerian economy through theft of petroleum product.

His outburst followed the murder of 3 NNPC engineers last September near Arepo village in Ogun state.

http://saharareporters.com/news-page/policemen-attached-nnpc-kill-two-nscdc-officers-lagos-set-pipeline-vandals-free

Dr. Ahmad Gumi, fearless cleric and son of the late famous Sheik Abubakar Mahmoud Gumi, today kicked against amnesty for the Boko Haram sect as has been proposed by the Sultan of Sokoto, Alhaji Muhammad Sa’ad Abubakar III and several prominent Nigerians, saying they ought to be crushed.

Gumi who once escaped being killed by some suspected terrorists, made the remarks in a sermon monitored in our New York office from his social media network.

In it, Gumi declared that were Prophet Mohammed himself to be alive today, he would personally have led the way in exterminating the sect.

“Every individual in this nation is concerned about the future,” he stressed. “Nigeria is catalytically deteriorating. Today the national discourse is on corruption and amnesty for terrorism.”

He noted that many people have missed the crux of the matter. “Corruption is incurable, it is only suppressed. That is by genuine ethics/faith illumination campaigns like the ethical revolution, War Against Indiscipline, Re-brand Nigeria etc. and ...an effective system of accountability (i.e. checks and balances) or what can be summed up as good governance.”

Turning to the Boko Haram insurgency, he described it as hypocritical, pointing out that as an ideology, Boko Haram respects no law, the Quran or Hadith or Scholarly fatwa. “They have their own interpretation, anything short of that is part of the enemy that should be killed. So on what basis should there be dialogue or amnesty? It is a creed that must be crushed; it is a creed the prophet – alaihis Salam- wished he is alive to exterminate."

Sheik Gumi regretted that the present dispensation in Nigeria lacks the moral high ground to defeat the militants, otherwise that objective would already have been achieved. In that regard, he pointed out that more innocent people have been killed, maimed, tortured and incarcerated by the JTF in the name of fighting Boko Haram than by Boko Haram itself or those camouflaging behind them. “A whole region is made to suffer economically, socially and politically because of this blind war on terror. The present dispensation has everything to gain in refusing the 'amnesty' call for political reasons; that is why it is recalcitrant. Otherwise, if the need to crush Boko Haram is genuine, it would have been achieved since.”

Instead, he called for a “selected Muslim high-ranking officer” of the armed forces take charge of the whole ‘operation’ from investigations to incursions, arguing that the situation requires careful excision and only someone who feels the pains of society has the capacity can carry it out.

“Like removing a tumor from the brain, you don't give that to an orthopedic surgeon, no matter how good, to do that. It is an operation of precision not brute force. This choice of tackling a peculiar problem is the sign of good governance. Special missions have special requirements if success is the objective.”

Sheik Gumi pointed out that Boko Haram consists of armed individuals hiding in a civilian population.

“They do not control any high fire power to be engaged in a war,” he said.

“Therefore there is absolutely no need whatsoever to deploy and ultimately exhaust the military in road blocks all over the spheres of their activities. What are needed are very good intelligence, special strike squads and the genuine cooperation of the civilian population which can never be achieved through intimidation.”

He warned that because the issue is being tackled with “the impulses of vengeance and retaliation” as is currently the case,the entire saga is gradually turning into another thing all together.

“This is what makes the future bleak and frightening,” he stressed.
http://saharareporters.com/news-page/sheik-gumi-kicks-against-amnesty-boko-haram-says-they-ought-be-crushed

cant someone put up a page of someonetellkenya on facebook? its a massacre on the someonetellnigeria page
www.facebook.com/pages/Someone-Tell-Nigeria/139515066104456?ref=stream

Bimfo: Hehehe....! I can't Stop Laughing!!! The LAST TIME we went to Kenya, We Were Treated Worse Than This!!!

Chaii, Karma No dey Rest!!!! *Naija* no dey Carry Last....

And na because of 2010 World Cup Qualifier that all these is hapeniing...! We Brought them Down On Our Way To SOUTH-AFRICA 2010, and from that time, We don become Enemies....!

I remember in 1996 when the kenyans shifted the matches btw her and the Nigerian team to mombasa on arrival ..they didnt not even provide the naija guys with anytin. no accomodation, transport. they are the worst when it come to hosting a game. they did it to niaja again in 2010 and i remember nigeria telling them to expect same treatment next time. they are even lucky they have a place to train. the naija guys didnt even see a place to sleep. stupid kenyans

maclatunji: Nigerians have a problem- see positive news about religious tolerance, little interest. However, post X group kills 100 in Attack and you have people queuing to post in their hundreds.

#Distasteful

Tunji most of them here are kids....sometimes i just to see whats happening back home. nothing more..if this is Nigerian future, my brother the country is doomed

cogitoErgo: All the Igbos are here making noise, while it is already been painted as an attack on the north and Islam! read here
www.dailytrust.com.ng/index.php/top-stories/52813-dozens-killed-in-kano-bus-station-blasts-how-suicide-bomber-rammed-car-bomb-into-passenger-bus

in that DailyTrust report three victims were interviewd none of them was Igbo or Christian!

Look at this goat again..okay is it suppose to be a war between igbo/south and muslim/north? You just waste the school fee paid for your education. for your info...those eyewitness are not part of those inside the bus and you dont expect the park to be 100% southerners. so please sometime its better you just read, than expose your ignorance making comment. a word is enuff for the wise

lacasa: It takes a fool to Know a fool



#.. Respect me or not, its ur prerogative.

#.. Cancel PDP from dds country, and dis Evil they r committing to the citizens will abate.



And that's the gospel truth

Now tell me is it only the north that feels the wrath of the PDP? and why christians and igbos (note i am not igbo)? Please ask yourself this question silently and just like you(maybe) i am in the diaspora and its terrible explaining and trying to paint my country good here, while my brother from the north kept committing evil. if you and i condemned this act of evil irrespective of religion and tribal difference then maybe we shall know peace. Lacasa, you never can tell, an igbo man, might just be your helper one day. have a good day!

Sweetapple007: The only good church i can suggest to u is catholic,but is like u re a pentecostal so do as u wish.

Haba! why should you say the only good church. so others are bad and only catholic is good? May God forgive you for this judgement you just pass. SMH

aurenflani: Was it your father that Islam promised 99 virgins too? The lies you people throw in the doorstep of Islam is what is really drawing the attention of the rationally minded Christians into studying the Qur'an and embracing Islam in their multitudes in the developed nations.

Keep quiet! people dey migrate from their suffering arab country to the develop west,dem say christian they convert. how?

lacasa: Why is it dat weneva GEJ is in the media for all the bad reasons, shortly after, a Bomb Must go off




#.. Diversionary tactics!! PDP power

you are a fool.....is that what you should be saying? i use to respect you but never again. bigot, guess you cant blame wrong committed by your people.

musiwa20: the politics math of 6 zones.



East get 2 --Enugu ,Yenagoa

West get 1 Lagos ( while is as the largest population)

North get 3 Yola , Abuja , Kano

north is north ..south is south.....you agent of division

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]How true is this?[/quote]He was removed from his position as the commandant lagos and transferred to Abuja for a computer training and refresher course.

I dont want to say its work place hazard and my oga ta the top say something different[color=#770077][/color]

Just saw this now and feel like sharing it to all, it so fuuny i can help but laugh my head off..funny that some guys made a video of the guff by the nscdc official to Channels Tv.


http://www.amebortalk.com/members-gossip/naija-gossip/2521-nscdc-remix-video-and-photos-my-oga-at-the-top