₦airaland Forum

It’s amazing how south Africa was able to host 91 head of states within 5days with minimal controversies, if it were Nigeria, you would see newspaper headlines as thus:
News watch; MEND threaten FG if funeral venue is not held at otueke
Vanguard; Police arrest 80 year old man for impersonating the corpse of mandela
Guardian; presidency inaugurates 10 man committee for funeral.
Thisday; presidency set up investigative panel to probe lack of federal character in presidential committee on funeral
The sun; scandal rocks the presidential committee on the $1.2b casket contract.
Daily trust; FG grants waivers for 300 bulletproof cars to host dignitaries.
Tribune; APC raises alarm that the committee chairman is corrupt and should resign.
Todaysnews; division in the national assembly due to disagreement on choice of Asoebi.
Eveningnews; EFCC threats to investigate the renovation of stadium contract.
Daily independent; amaechi refused entry into stadium to pay last respect.
PM News: 50killed and 100 injured in a bloody fight between Mandela’s Village and grandmother’s village over the choice of village where Madiba should be buried. FG sets up 30man committee and to donate N500m relief materials.
Punch; 2 presidential jets over shoot runway.

Investors ready to invest in agriculture and transportation
Am a very young enterpreneur looking for investors to invest seriously in my projects
I plan on making 100% profit for my investors in the next 18 month
If you are interested and want to know more contact me
Akinola abdulhakeem
Ehvez@yahoo.com
08100896880
299CE730
PLEASE ONLY INTERESTED INVESTORS

Investors ready to invest in agriculture and transportation
Am a very young enterpreneur looking for investors to invest seriously in my projects
I plan on making 100% profit for my investors in the next 18 month
If you are interested and want to know more contact me
Akinola abdulhakeem
Ehvez@yahoo.com
08100896880
299CE730

Young and old enterpreneurs let's share ideas,advice and solutions to each other investing problems

how much do you sell ur pups how many weeks and where do u reside

still available

dienye_daddy: good day. can i pay 1.2 for this vehicle?

That price is too low i can sell it to u for 2m

Very neat price is negotiable

A very neat toyota yaris 2008 model bought in 2010 mint still very neat and engine in good condition @2.5million Naira price is negotiable(note :I reside in lagos,badagry)
Contact hakeem:08100896880
Ehvez@yahoo.com
299CE730

A very neat toyota yaris 2008 model bought in 2010 mint still very neat and engine in good condition @2.5million Naira price is negotiable(note :I reside in lagos,badagry)
Contact hakeem:08100896880
Ehvez@yahoo.com
299CE730

Godmother: What kind of foresight!!! Nothing stops a competitor from coming up with a similar product in the near future and kicking him off the market. He should have just taken the 3 billion and then come up with a different pet project

His foreseeing my friend tru awt this years y dint any1 put steve jobs awt of business before he died mark and bill gates also.you can't jst put some 1 awt of IT

Please am thinking about investing in transportation please anyone who has idea about it can please advice I have 1million naira am willing to invest

The eclipse has started over here
Badagry,Lagos state

I heard a bomb going off in a vehicle I was scared to death I think say no so I for don die everybody jump comot frm the moving except for me o 1 guy like that na I'm block me come dey ask y people dhey run I come ask am say. Shey I'm no hear the bomb wey jst blow na so the guy laff come tell me say na ping enta I'm techno.Come see plenty beating

Meagry aggry

My name is hakeem,I was born on the first day of november 1995
My education was fast I wrote my SSCE in 2011,I also got admitted into the Crescent University the same year I took my SSCE I was proud of myself very proud.
But I never used a semester in the University I had some academic blunders
It was then I was diagnosed with DEMENTIA. So I had to leave because I wasn't doing well academically, it was painfull but I had no choice.
I got into computer engineering to acquire a skill in computer repairs and I was good in it, but after i acquired this skill i noticed my dementia started kicking in I forget simple things.
So I also realized that wasn't my way.
February 2012 was the beginning of me
My passion for business was ignited.
I bought dogs about 3 different breeds.
Four months later two of my dogs produced puppies I made about 850k from the sales of the puppies.I reinvested 50% of what I made by the end of 2012 i made close to 3million naira.I was carried away by the money I was spending lavishly.( I forgot to mention my mums late and am staying with my dad and his wife so it was just me and my elder sis ).my dad used to complain about my lavish spending but he never knew how much I was making .
I later called myself to order i took JAMB this year but I failed my score was 177.
I decided to focus more on my business,Ideas were coming into my head.I noticed business might be it for me I stopped spending lavishly I was controlling myself. I thought of investing more in agriculture,real estate and transportation but I plan on starting that next year.
The main reason am writting it to seek advice from nairalanders am going to be 18 on the first of november i love business i need advice on how to go about my life now I still plan on taking jamb next but I know even if I gain admission I won't do well except I pay my way through should I just face my business or I should try getting a degree I know I don't deserve
PLEASE HELP

My name is hakeem,I was born on the first day of november 1995
My education was fast I wrote my SSCE in 2011,I also got admitted into the Crescent University the same year I took my SSCE I was proud of myself very proud.
But I never used a semester in the University I had some academic blunders
It was then I was diagnosed with DEMENTIA. So I had to leave because I wasn't doing well academically, it was painfull but I had no choice.
I got into computer engineering to acquire a skill in computer repairs and I was good in it, but after i acquired this skill i noticed my dementia started kicking in I forget simple things.
So I also realized that wasn't my way.
February 2012 was the beginning of me
My passion for business was ignited.
I bought dogs about 3 different breeds.
Four months later two of my dogs produced puppies I made about 850k from the sales of the puppies.I reinvested 50% of what I made by the end of 2012 i made close to 3million naira.I was carried away by the money I was spending lavishly.( I forgot to mention my mums late and am staying with my dad and his wife so it was just me and my elder sis ).my dad used to complain about my lavish spending but he never knew how much I was making .
I later called myself to order i took JAMB this year but I failed my score was 177.
I decided to focus more on my business,Ideas were coming into my head.I noticed business might be it for me I stopped spending lavishly I was controlling myself. I thought of investing more in agriculture,real estate and transportation but I plan on starting that next year.
The main reason am writting it to seek advice from nairalanders am going to be 18 on the first of november i love business i need advice on how to go about my life now I still plan on taking jamb next but I know even if I gain admission I won't do well except I pay my way through should I just face my business or I should try getting a degree I know I don't deserve
PLEASE HELP

dr_real: cn u take a swap wit bold 2 hw much will i add to it

Nope

Used bold 6 for sale 27k

08100896880. ehvez@yahoo.com

Ayandaseyi: medical microbiologists cant work in medical anymore and nothing to achieve with this profession

Y don't you try doing about 1 or 2 proffesional courses it would increase your chances of working with what you studied

AskProf: New or used? What's your budget & your fone number for quick contact?

New would be prefered.how much would it cost and i also need a d90

please where can i get a nikon D60 camera in lagos i need it urgently

goalll!!!! Emenike

Nelson Mandela, from prison to
President.
Olusegun Obasanjo, from prison to
President..
Theodore Orji, from prison to
Governor... Iyiola Omisore, from prison to
senator....
Al mustapha, from prison to Brigadier
General..... This prison is better than
University oooo...... Please
forget ASUU strike, try go prison who, knows
whether you can be a Local Govt.
Chairman.....

Simply Alfy: Please GODFEARING engineer...Whats the cost to
1.)fix(if it can be fixed)or
2)Change a new motherboard for Hp pavilion dv3000 and hp mini 5101.(Please does the country where it was sent from matter in the repair)Please urgent response.Thank you

Changing of the pav dv3000 should be abt 25k bt the mini5101 should cost u 15 k

i currently have 800000 naira jst lying in my account am so confused please i seriously need advice.i dont knw what sector is best to invest such an amount
Anyone in need of invest can contact me
Ehvez599@gmail.com
08100896880
Scammers please keep off

investors urgently needed
How would you love investing 500k nd getting 100% percent profit by the end of the first year
The name of my company is cityinvestments speciallized in breeding of dogs(boerboels,caucasians,rotweilers,alsatian,german shepherd etc)Dog breeding is still one of the business line most people dont knw pay av been in the business for 2years now and i knw what i make annually.But now am planning on going big but i realised tha two heads are better than 1. And if you r tinkin whats dre in dog breed u can go ahead and make researchs the lowest of the dogs i breed sell for at least 30k per puppies yl odas sell for as high as 70k if you are interested you can contack me
Hakeem:+2348100896880
Ehvez599@gmail.com

"Before he became a governor,
Olusegun Kokumo Agagu was the
Aviation Minister under Olusegun
Obasanjo. Under his watch Aviation
sector in Nigeria became a death trap
and a nightmare for many travellers. Mr. Agagu did nothing to revive or help the
sector, but he helped his pocket. His
dead body “re-died” alongside of his
many other family members, a day
before his internment. This reminds me
of Abdukarim Adisa as minister of Works. Although he was from Ilorin,
Adisa refused to fix the Ibadan Ilorin
road. Few years later he died in an
accident on the same road. I hope all
the other imbeciles ruling Nigeria know
that life & death can also be a metaphor. Corruption has a way of
fighting back, when you least expect it.
Fix Nigeria. You will not only invariably
fix your family in the process, but your
future, and your future resting place. I
hope all those bastards in helm of Nigeria affairs are reading this? Because
your time will soon come!!! Law of
Karma!!" Lord Scapula

Ranks007: Sometimes you hear good, sometimes ugly stories,be it repressed or revealed, debunked or exposed, ridiculed or exaggerated countless times – depending on different point of views of islamic scholars, whether they are “apologists” or “critics”. What on earth is the essence of Islam.

Please be mindfull of your speech

I PROPOSED. AND SHE GAVE ME A
STINGING
SLAP!

(At a table in a candle-lit restaurant, i
and female neighbour were having
dinner)
Me: Baby, I love you, would you
please marry
me?
Mary:
(stands up and lands a stinging
slap
on my face)
I have waited more than 9yrs, I have
prayed,
fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and
listened to tapes, even
went out of my way to be nice to every
male
specie of marriageable age!
I took up new hobbies, watching football and
play station. I went to Daystar, from
Daystar, I went to House on the Rock,
from House on the rock I went
to Guiding Light Assembly, Deeper Life,
MFM, christ embassy, Redeemed, from there i went
to This Present
Winners looking every where for you
l went from a size 14 to a size 10, so
that
when you see me you’d love what you see.
I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I
went
to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the
way to
Kano and came back to lagos, I joined hi-five, from hi-five to orkut,
then to facebook,
then I went to twitter, I even had a blog
on
which I ranted, hoping you would
show up! for where?
I uploaded only my best pictures on
Facebook, infact I took photo sessions
to look
my best, all for you o!
I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect!
The next place I was hoping to check
was the moon, before you crawled out,
crawled out from the house directly
next to mine!
So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every
morning?
Were you trying to destroy my faith?
You almost rendered my prayer life
useless?
What were you waiting for? What sign where you looking for?
Do you want to kill me before you
reveal
yourself?!!!
Now be a gentleman, get down on
your knees and put that ring on my finger!
"Please o Nairalanders, how do i tell her i
was only joking o"