₦airaland Forum

No try that finger ooo na point-&-kill.

@Poster
no man is an island, Iam at Island too.

Where is that yahoo impersonator?  That is a chargable offence, punishable under paragraph A, section 54, sub-section 7 of 1988 constitution of the federal Republic of nairaland. 

@Pat
Don't mind the yahoo girl, I've dealt with her in a judicial way she can never try it again.

@Temi
White garment church!
Thank you for the information, I need to get my white uniform ready. I really need that plane to start my molue business. If this praying and fasting work out, I'll give Pat free transportation for one good month 
Now, which one should I go, is it the one at Cele Bus stop?

@Pat
You too like food. One day you eat food that will send you to the evil forest.
See your mouth, like eaty eaty baby.

I thank God ooo.
@Pat
Is your second name YahooPikin,,, Omoyahoo?
@Temi
Which church is that? Can you direct me bcus I want to buy plane, can that church do it for me?

You are back, who kidnapped you? Did they beat you? Tell me every thing that happened.
Mummy is looking for you and someone claimed to be you.
We` are happy that you are back.
Kidnapped and returned without ransome.

@yahooPikin
your voice sounds like Pat, but your skin is like that of Omoyahoo.
ok, if you are Pat, sing those songs to mum.

@Temi
listen, she want to sing now; Lets go report to NTA If she is missing.

@Pat
wheeere aaaaaaaaaare youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? Mum is looking for you with sweet and cookies. Please come back home, we are going to treat your pulled legs.

@Oyiza_mi
So you didn't know her legs are going to pull out? why did you pull her legs?

@temi
forgive her. You know, some people don't have work, except going about looking for peoples' children to pull their legs comot.

@Pat
Sorry, take the two legs to the hospital, they have facilities to join pulled legs. pele.

It is not paper money, I said take card money, I mean credit card.

I've said it, these children can never allow adults to discuss important issues, they keep distracting people.

@Pat,
oya, now u've eaten go to bed.

@temi
You see, some kids behave like whizards, no wonder they go about with nick names like WhizKid.
Leave her o jare, before I forget, the poster regret to anounce that he is off to Japan in search of Fat women of his choice. He'll call back as soon as he make the right choice.

get their phone numbers. i think that is what he need.

Do they look like this?

Are they Nigerians?

She is nolonger fat, she trim down after watching her weight long time ago. Some Japanese are still fat, he can go there.

Iam happy that you are ready to move on with your life.
There are may beautiful, intelligent and wife materials out there.
I know that what you are thinking about now is the wasted years, that is what comes with life.

patwhizkid:
Mum, onyema's thread is too long, can't read it.
Am at home now o, sikuru don close. Don't mind dat jealous fikin.

Children of this days, that is why you don't read your books. School neva close u don run go house. Wetin you wan go do for house?
If I catch you watching that television, let me come home first.

Sometimes we ask why bad happen to good ones. Life has its ups and down, you tried by hanging on for so long. Marriage is not what you jump in and out at any time, it is for life till death do you part. I was told that beauty of marriage is understanding, beauty of a woman is not facial but inward character.

I may not blame her parents b/c they don't know the truth behind the dispute, you promised to keep the abortion secret while they judged you from what they heard; just as we are judging from what you told us. We have not heard her own version of the story, if you think this is going to cause you truble in the future, tell them the truth for only the truth can set you free; but I don't think two of you're compatible.

It is better to dust yourself up and continue with your life. Even if she comes back to marry you, her past will keep coming back to you, future of that marriage can never be guaranteed as you think. I don't think she deserve you.

Dear, let me check that.

That is a better idea

@Poster
No fat lady in nigeria, try another country

@temi
long time.

;d ;d

War!
I don't want to be there when the shit hit the fan.

What!!! This is what caused swin flu 

blissieng:
PS: if u r gonna dish it, make it count as u neva know wat u'll be served.

I like that. Revenge is a wonderful dish if served cold.

The guy died out of pity
he will never relate to anybody again

@Cabali
What! wetin happen

@Temi
Pls come beg Cabali, e be like say my mouth don spoil things again.

And you go still hand it over to the next generation.

Ok, I no go fall ur hand under one condition.
i.e after the party, you are going to come back to me,
and we watch our zain program together - just the two of us;
And Cabali shall never put asunder between us again.

Glo connection 7.2Mbps

It is easy to come out of the trouble. The minister should offer the police bribe and beg him with these words "DELIVER US FROM ALL EVIL".

temi 4 rea:
@Cabili
you cnt help it it has to be party wthout Ejike because my husband will always be there.

temi 4 rea:
@Ejike
No wori!
Whatever the plans are u are part of it ok.
So notin do u

@temi
Am I ur husband, why do you say Iam part of it then? I don't want party ooo.

Pirate ko, pirate ni
The next thing you go see na U.S Navy.

This should be part of our nation's re-branding,
to know how many bad eggs in our country.

Good people,
Great nation.

Mutiny: 27 Soldiers Get Life Sentence

Twenty-seven out of the 28 soldiers  standing trial on  mutiny charge at the 323 Army Artillery Regiment, Owena Barrack, Akure, Ondo State capital were yesterday sentenced to life imprisonment by the Military Court Martial presided over by Brigadier- General Ishaya Bauka.
The remaining accused, Private Bala Aliyu,  was, however, discharged and acquitted by the court because the prosecution could not prove the case against him beyond reasonable doubt.
The 28 soldiers were arraigned before the court martial following their protest on July 5, 2008 over non-payment of their foreign mission allowances having served in the NIBAT 15 Peace Keeping Mission in Liberia between August 2007 and April 2008.
The convicted soldiers made up  of one sergeant, three corporals, 12 lance corporals and 11 privates including three ladies, were drawn from different military formations across the country for the peace-keeping mission.
On the day of the protest, the soldiers blocked the major Ondo-Akure Road for several hours when they were told that the money available would not be enough to pay their allowances and that they should take what was available as the balance would be paid the following week.
The convicted soldiers include Sergeant Akwara Oliver, Corporals Princewell Onwunare,  Paul Maikudi,  Abass Salisu, Lance Corporals Okani Pope,  Lawal Abubakar,  Pascal Stephen, John Felix,  Yomi Ibukun,   Loveday Mmapie,  Umar Abdulkadir,  Musa Salisu, and  Innocent Egbuna
Others convicted by the court martial are: Lance Corporals Wanogho Shedrack, Bello Zaharaeed,  Chukwuda Onwukanjo, Privates Jonathan Komo, Samuel Ogbe,  Nkawor Esther,  Mary Idoko,  Olanihun Yetunde,  Anthogan Jonathan,  Salisu Ibrahim,  Aderaloye Olalekan, Kabiru Mohammed and  Anukan Kelechi.
The court which read the role  each of the convicted soldiers played during the protest said the soldiers were found guilty of the mutiny charge punishable by life imprisonment in accordance with the provision of Section 52 Sub Section 12 of the Military Act.
Bauka, who read the judgment, said the action of the convicted soldiers who disobeyed the order of the Commanding Officer, Lt Col Godwin Omelo, that they should line up and be orderly constituted indiscipline capable of putting the army in imminent danger.
The court president said the prosecution, which painstakingly went through the roles played by each of the convicts, their oral and written statements as well as all evidences brought against them proved the cases against them beyond reasonable doubt.
A case was that of Okani Pope, who was said to have stoned the Commanding Officer and was reported to have said he would still do more if given the chance.
Reacting to the plea of the defence counsel, Mr Morakinyo Ogele, that the earlier punishment of  four officers in January this year had actually justified the action of the convicts, Bauka said the officers were not charged for the same offence with the soldiers.
According to him, the officers were charged for negligence and wrong posting of fund and conspiracy to steal.
He said though the court had established that the convicts were first offenders, but the law must take its course to serve as deterrent to others as the action of the convicts constituted imminent danger to discipline which is the foundation of the army.
‘‘Service discipline demand absolute loyalty and obedience to a superior order given in right manner as done by the Commanding Officer and who was disobeyed by the convicts,” he said.
Bauka, however, said the sentences of the convicts are subject to confirmation by the appropriate military authorities.
The counsel to the convicts, Morakinyo Ogele, said the soldiers would appeal the judgment.

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